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[QUOTE=Kahgarak;49321063]Media design / web development, overall a computer-oriented course, which explains a lot.[/QUOTE] Good god don't get me started I already talked about some asperger-ridden oddball on this thread somewhere. If I find my post I'll quote it here [editline]15th December 2015[/editline] BTW, 12000 posts today, holy shit [editline]15th December 2015[/editline] Just found it [QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47150956]In my latest CEGEP years, there was this guy who had Asperger or something, at least he liked to use that to justify his fuckedupness. He was the kind that [b][i]LOVES[/i][/b] to barge in other people's conversations to spew uninteresting or outright "too much detail" shit. Like one time, I was talking to my buddies about, I don't know, the latest video game that came out I guess, when assburger dude comes and goes "Hey I put my underwear on the drying rope and..." We were all like what the fuck do you want? He also had some kind of sexual orientation problem. Like one day he was straight, the other one he was gay with a boyfriend. But the worst....well first of all, since he had Asperger or something, he had like no inhibition. So the worst is that he never hesitated to talk about his STDs, which were fucking disgusting. Judging from what he said, the guy was a walking T-Virus. It was dreadful to be in his presence after he told about his many sexual adventures with his....partners and his STDs. Also, NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM. He will then procede to move towards you then force a conversation with you. I was glad as fuck to graduate and never see him again.[/QUOTE] Note: I was in a web programming/design course
Today was a weird day, there are sport matches between classes and coming to school wasn't mandatory, but I decided to go anyway. Once there, I had nothing to do, a friend of mine (a girl) invited me to watch an anime with her friends (also all girls) So we went to the school lobby where lots of people were walking by, talking, all that and I sat in the corner of the room with her friends. She opened her laptop and we started watching the anime like weird people. The thing is, the anime we were watching is Boku no Pico. We watched all 3 fucking episodes, all there in the school lobby filled with many people.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49321712]Today was a weird day, there are sport matches between classes and coming to school wasn't mandatory, but I decided to go anyway. Once there, I had nothing to do, a friend of mine (a girl) invited me to watch an anime with her friends (also all girls) So we went to the school lobby where lots of people were walking by, talking, all that and I sat in the corner of the room with her friends. She opened her laptop and we started watching the anime like weird people. The thing is, the anime we were watching is Boku no Pico. We watched all 3 fucking episodes, all there in the school lobby filled with many people.[/QUOTE] 3 niggas.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49321966]3 niggas.[/QUOTE] THREEEEEEE
I was walking through the art hall portion of the school and glanced at the self-portrait board some of the teachers use to post the best work their students do. They all looked good, until I noticed that there was a self portrait of someone made to look like a goddamned [b]Homestuck Troll[/b] in the upper-left corner. I'm going to turn inside out right now.
facepunch helped me grow as a person since I didnt have many friends in the past. Now I can almost socialize in the normal world. I have my quirks but its close enough to normal.
[QUOTE=Paxton;49318909]History, as stated before he was readmitted after that incident. His parents suspected that one of the Doctors or Nurses hung him. It was 2 years ago when I found this out, and his parents were suing the asylum last I knew.[/QUOTE] I want to know more
On my floor of my residence hall most people have talked to each other at least once. There's a group of kids from China that even have tried to have conversation with everyone else. However, there's the two that live in the dorm directly next to me. Since the start of the year, they have not spoken to anyone except our Resident Assistance and each other. I have never heard the one talk but the other has had a perfectly normal conversation in front of me; if anyone besides the RA says anything to him though he just stares. It's very odd. Not necessarily weird but definitely a case of fucking up majorly, I was in lecture the other day and the guy in front of me accidentally swiped his Mac to reveal some website in the creampie section. Despite this, he closed it quickly without the girl next him that he was talking to even noticing; it was slick as fuck.
I had a teacher who would take off points for "technical problems" if the class tech failed during class presentations. Once i was doing a powerpoint in front of the class, and the power goes out. I lost points for that
[QUOTE=da space core;49329814]I had a teacher who would take off points for "technical problems" if the class tech failed during class presentations. Once i was doing a powerpoint in front of the class, and the power goes out. I lost points for that[/QUOTE] Wow that's really dumb.
[QUOTE=Mobon1;49329500]On my floor of my residence hall most people have talked to each other at least once. There's a group of kids from China that even have tried to have conversation with everyone else. However, there's the two that live in the dorm directly next to me. Since the start of the year, they have not spoken to anyone except our Resident Assistance and each other. I have never heard the one talk but the other has had a perfectly normal conversation in front of me; if anyone besides the RA says anything to him though he just stares. It's very odd. [/QUOTE] this entire semester, i never saw anyone in my residence hall, except for 3 or 4 times just passing people by. i haven't even seen my roomate for the past 4 months
[QUOTE=da space core;49329814]I had a teacher who would take off points for "technical problems" if the class tech failed during class presentations. Once i was doing a powerpoint in front of the class, and the power goes out. I lost points for that[/QUOTE] I suppose you ought to have brought a backup generator to class. [editline]16th December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=NixNax123;49329971]this entire semester, i never saw anyone in my residence hall, except for 3 or 4 times just passing people by. i haven't even seen my roomate for the past 4 months[/QUOTE] To be fair, our halls are set up in a way that we have a central lounge with a 40 inch or so tv in the middle. We have regular Project M games, it's pretty great.
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49329877]Wow that's really dumb.[/QUOTE] Think of it this way: imagine trying to push some product onto a potential client. Slideshow, fancy business suits, the works. But then your projector goes out. There's a good chance you lost your audience if don't have a "backup" such as being able to recite what your slideshow was about without having to read it. I'm probably explaining this poorly, but you get the point. Taking points off for that is not fair and it does sound stupid, but it's more of a lesson that things [I]can[/I] not be your fault and bite you in the rear.
[QUOTE=Stonecycle;49331051]Think of it this way: imagine trying to push some product onto a potential client. Slideshow, fancy business suits, the works. But then your projector goes out. There's a good chance you lost your audience if don't have a "backup" such as being able to recite what your slideshow was about without having to read it. I'm probably explaining this poorly, but you get the point. Taking points off for that is not fair and it does sound stupid, but it's more of a lesson that things [I]can[/I] not be your fault and bite you in the rear.[/QUOTE] Taking points because the power went out is not something a second projector can fix. Imo that teacher is a cunt in that particular case.
Theres been some serious police presence at my school lately, students have been getting hella rowdy and a teacher got fucking judo flipped after trying to break up a fight, theres been 4 back to back scheduled fights in the mall area (a big indoor clearing in the middle of the school with merch shops and shit) of the school today, and a huge betting business has started up because of it. Now there are 6 cops patrolling every wing of the school, and the passing time (time you are given to get from one class to another) has been changed from 8 minutes to 4 minutes, which means you practically have to sprint around everywhere because its a massive school. Theres always been a big police presence at my school (theres a LOT of drug dealing, and probably a bit of gang activity where I go), but this is just insane. the students just don't give a shit anymore and decided to turn the school into a WWE ring. edit: my friend just informed me that a teacher had his windshield & windows smashed in while it was in the schools parking lot, jesus christ.
[QUOTE=Toro;49331925]Theres been some serious police presence at my school lately, students have been getting hella rowdy and a teacher got fucking judo flipped after trying to break up a fight, theres been 4 back to back scheduled fights in the mall area (a big indoor clearing in the middle of the school with merch shops and shit) of the school today, and a huge betting business has started up because of it. Now there are 6 cops patrolling every wing of the school, and the passing time (time you are given to get from one class to another) has been changed from 8 minutes to 4 minutes, which means you practically have to sprint around everywhere because its a massive school. Theres always been a big police presence at my school (theres a LOT of drug dealing, and probably a bit of gang activity where I go), but this is just insane. the students just don't give a shit anymore and decided to turn the school into a WWE ring. edit: my friend just informed me that a teacher had his windshield & windows smashed in while it was in the schools parking lot, jesus christ.[/QUOTE] I would love to see that myself. Those kind of stuff never happened in Malaysia, ever
So apparently on people's twitters, because of the passing time change a lot of people (like 75-150) people are planning to purposely make a bigass fight on friday to lure in administration so they can beat the shit out of them. Welp, nice to know that I shouldn't go to school on friday. Edit: tbh the admins and teachers get paid too little for the shit they have to put up with.
less of a weird kid story but still, a story is a story: there's some 9/10 girl in my class that is a complete goody good she can't do any harm it's almost fucking ridiculous, we've even tried to offer her 20 dollars cash to say 'fuck' or any other words (be they high tier or equivalent) once. She flat out refused, even when we upped the price. Couldn't even utter a 'damn' or a 'hell'. She's even family friends with the teacher. She's apparently had a boyfriend for ~5 years and the most intimacy they've had is holding hands, ain't even pecked on the check or nothin. Feel bad for the guy, she's basically the biggest tease in the known western world. Then I was had to do a project with her, which of course required me to come over to her place... and she's got a fucking nativity scene on the front lawn, all lit up like the goddamn louvre d'Paris. Now, I live in a predominantly conservative, mid to upper class, white people town, but never in my life have I ever seen a someone set up a nativity scene in their front lawn. Then we continue into the home. More crucifixes than a Slayer album this place son. Quilts n shit lining the walls talking about saying grace or something I couldn't get a good look at it. that visit explained a lot of things
[QUOTE=Toro;49333356]So apparently on people's twitters, because of the passing time change a lot of people (like 75-150) people are planning to purposely make a bigass fight on friday to lure in administration so they can beat the shit out of them. Welp, nice to know that I shouldn't go to school on friday. Edit: tbh the admins and teachers get paid too little for the shit they have to put up with.[/QUOTE] What kind of school are you going to? Fucking Battle Royale High School?
I don't remember anything from school it's been so long ago and this thread makes me feel old lol
[QUOTE=Toro;49333356]So apparently on people's twitters, because of the passing time change a lot of people (like 75-150) people are planning to purposely make a bigass fight on friday to lure in administration so they can beat the shit out of them. Welp, nice to know that I shouldn't go to school on friday. Edit: tbh the admins and teachers get paid too little for the shit they have to put up with.[/QUOTE] If this happens, it probably won't play that way. Assuming you are in the US, the cops will probably taser or pepper spray all those students. Whatever the plan is, I doubt it will end well for those students
[QUOTE=cdr248;49333492]less of a weird kid story but still, a story is a story: there's some 9/10 girl in my class that is a complete goody good she can't do any harm it's almost fucking ridiculous, we've even tried to offer her 20 dollars cash to say 'fuck' or any other words (be they high tier or equivalent) once. She flat out refused, even when we upped the price. Couldn't even utter a 'damn' or a 'hell'. She's even family friends with the teacher. She's apparently had a boyfriend for ~5 years and the most intimacy they've had is holding hands, ain't even pecked on the check or nothin. Feel bad for the guy, she's basically the biggest tease in the known western world. Then I was had to do a project with her, which of course required me to come over to her place... and she's got a fucking nativity scene on the front lawn, all lit up like the goddamn louvre d'Paris. Now, I live in a predominantly conservative, mid to upper class, white people town, but never in my life have I ever seen a someone set up a nativity scene in their front lawn. Then we continue into the home. More crucifixes than a Slayer album this place son. Quilts n shit lining the walls talking about saying grace or something I couldn't get a good look at it. that visit explained a lot of things[/QUOTE] I remember when I was in Elementary and High School that I was a pretty big goody good myself. Well, not so much during High School, but [B][I]definitely[/I][/B] during Elementary, to the point where I even got a physical fucking award for being the "overall nice guy" during Grade 6. No seriously, I'm not shitting you guys. I think I even still have that thing around in my house [I]somewhere[/I]. With all that said though, even [B][I]I[/I][/B] was never this much of a goody good like [I][B]this[/B][/I] girl! Jesus Christ, she sounds like the concepts of "Innocence" and "Naïvety" taken physical god damn form, [B]times fifty[/B]!
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[QUOTE=Toro;49333356]So apparently on people's twitters, because of the passing time change a lot of people (like 75-150) people are planning to purposely make a bigass fight on friday to lure in administration so they can beat the shit out of them. Welp, nice to know that I shouldn't go to school on friday. Edit: tbh the admins and teachers get paid too little for the shit they have to put up with.[/QUOTE] shit like that never usually follows through though. I imagine it'll be around 20 people hanging around acting like they're hyped up for a full on, no-holds-barred, no way out, hell in a cell king of the ring tables-ladders-chairs coliseum level Royal Rumble 2015 but nothing will actually happen
[QUOTE=165your4;47081034]Holy shit. What a waste of school money.[/QUOTE] Not really.. well the MLP stuff for sure, but my school library (I'm a teacher, but not a librarian) has a lot of graphic novels and anime (mainly the action stuff). A lot of the boys read it. A lot don't. But being an adult and putting up pony stuff. Too far.
[QUOTE=IAreLegend;49337799]shit like that never usually follows through though. I imagine it'll be around 20 people hanging around acting like they're hyped up for a full on, no-holds-barred, no way out, hell in a cell king of the ring tables-ladders-chairs coliseum level Royal Rumble 2015 but nothing will actually happen[/QUOTE] Idunno man, theres been riots before for a plethora of reasons, I don't see how this time it's gonna be any different. And the students here know how to deal with cops, its why shit like Room S19 (Long story that I don't feel like going through, but the short version of it is that its an illegal student run party, and there is a LOT of weed, beer, and sex) exist.
You should tip off the cops and tell em to bring the rubber bullets lol
Some girl comes up to my groups table every morning, slams her hands, yells [I]TITTIES[/I] and walks away
recently there was a low-functioning autistic kid who had a fucking vore fetish he would cry when special ed teachers would take his ipad away (which he only used to look up fucked up vore pictures), and he tried to shove something up his ass while shouting "gurgleeeeeee" one time worst days of my life
I don't know if anything happened because I didn't go to school today, but I'll get back to you guys later if anything actually came out of it. Anyway, one of my friends whos a fucking wierdo got 6 tickets to see Star Wars, now, you'd presume that he got one for himself, and was gonna take 5 friends with, but nooo. He got 2 tickets for 2D, 2 tickets for 3D, and 2 tickets for 3D IMAX, and hes going to watch it 3 times with one friend. Who would want to watch a movie 3 times over with a single friend? P.S, I'm sorry to anyone who might have had these people in the same showing as them, because they're probably the type of people who fucking talk and use their phones and spoil shit during the movie.
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