• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Ballsauce loudly exclaimed his love for BDSM today. Today was not a good day.
some fuckhead in my culinary arts class taught this special-needs kid """italian""" in an effort to make the class more authentic to the pizzaria experience, instead he just created a monster now this kid yells out "MAMA MIA THATS A BLISSMO (he can't pronouce bellissimo) COOKIE (or some other food)" every chance he can get, which is basically [I]whenever[/I] not to mention he'll purposefully bump into people, waits for them to notice, then does gestures with his hands while he yells "AAAAAAAAYYYYYY I'M WAAAAALKIN HEERE" [editline]18th December 2015[/editline] he fucking does it in the hallway too
What a champion.
I'm also the one who dries the dishes he washes so whenever he has to clean a knife he asks me to do it because he's scared and then when I wash it he says [I]"Thanks pal! Do you wanna have a pow-wow?" [/I] and he has basically replaced "Thanks" with that entire phrase, so literally anything I do is accompanied with a: [I]"Thanks pal! Do you wanna have a pow-wow?"[/I]
This kid wears his clothes inside-out lol.
[QUOTE=B L A D E;49349713]This kid wears his clothes inside-out lol.[/QUOTE] All kids in the future wear their pants inside out.
[QUOTE=B L A D E;49349713]This kid wears his clothes inside-out lol.[/QUOTE] thats it? give us some context here. was it intentional? does he have autism? if he has autism and the worst thing he does is wear his clothes inside out that's not something worth posting here. Like maybe his clothes were dirty and he can't access clean clothes or a washing machine. Ever thought of that? I mean yeah totally I support bashing on weird kids but they have to give a valid reason for you to post here, like all my stories were justified because the kids were assholes and they lacked proper hygyine/sense of basic fashion.
The girl in my college class I posted about before was telling us the other day about how "MMA and WWE wrestling are going to war" so uhh pick your sides soon guys
mma all the way, mixed martial arts.
wwe has far more integrity than mma
[QUOTE=cdr248;49352082]wwe has far more integrity than mma[/QUOTE] Then why did the Undertaker lose to a thick musclehead that wasn't even that good in the first place?
[QUOTE=mralexs;49352182]Then why did the Undertaker lose to a thick musclehead that wasn't even that good in the first place?[/QUOTE] because the man is 51 and the thick musclehead is a genetic anomaly
[QUOTE=mralexs;49352182]Then why did the Undertaker lose to a thick musclehead that wasn't even that good in the first place?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]because the man is 51 and the thick musclehead is a genetic anomaly[/QUOTE]
There was this student in my english class who used "xir" pronouns and was wondering why she was failing the class. She refused to use "his/her" and tried to convince the teacher why "he/she" is unacceptable and "xir" should always be used. Needless to say the teacher was not going to change his mind.
When I was in middleschool we had 2 guys flood one of the biology labs ruining many of the equipment also teacher of that class quit school and became a taxi driver because he couldn't stand the students they would celebrate his birthday like every month with cakes and such.
I feel as if I'd find this thread funnier if I knew what Homestuck actually is, the stories make me want to avoid even searching it.
[QUOTE=KOS-MOS;49352638]There was this student in my english class who used "xir" pronouns and was wondering why she was failing the class. She refused to use "his/her" and tried to convince the teacher why "he/she" is unacceptable and "xir" should always be used. Needless to say the teacher was not going to change his mind.[/QUOTE] good.
[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;49353744]I feel as if I'd find this thread funnier if I knew what Homestuck actually is, the stories make me want to avoid even searching it.[/QUOTE]yeah please don't
[QUOTE=TechnoSandwic;49353744]I feel as if I'd find this thread funnier if I knew what Homestuck actually is, the stories make me want to avoid even searching it.[/QUOTE] I tried to read it but when I realized how many walls of text there were I just couldn't.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49352082]wwe has far more integrity than mma[/QUOTE] But MMA has the advantage of being real and a sport instead of an extra beefy clown show.
who's dissing mma? I'll roundhouse kick your bum.
More of the special needs kid because you guys seem to like him: He keeps asking me "Hey Nick what rhymes with your name? Me: "I dont know David what does my name rhyme with?" David: "I dont know how about you?" And then he gives me the biggest smile ive ever seen
[QUOTE=cdr248;49361591]More of the special needs kid because you guys seem to like him: He keeps asking me "Hey Nick what rhymes with your name? Me: "I dont know David what does my name rhyme with?" David: "I dont know how about you?" And then he gives me the biggest smile ive ever seen[/QUOTE] you should just look at him with a smug grin and say "rick." or "trick"
In 1ST grade, this kid called Mathias or something, took a shit IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND HID IT UNDER HIS DESK AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL AN HOUR LATER. He got expelled a week after that lol.
[QUOTE=Oper@tor_Alex;49363142]In 1ST grade, this kid called Mathias or something, took a shit IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS AND HID IT UNDER HIS DESK AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL AN HOUR LATER. He got expelled a week after that lol.[/QUOTE] I-I could never understand this. How could you just squat there and take a shit in the middle of class and have no one notice.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49363379]I-I could never understand this. How could you just squat there and take a shit in the middle of class and have no one notice.[/QUOTE] You know those kids who claim to be a ninja? Well, he truly is one. Mathias the poop ninja.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49361744]you should just look at him with a smug grin and say "rick." or "trick"[/QUOTE] I should clarify that he's asked me this question [I]multiple [/I]times and I've done what you suggested before. When I do say something else, all he does is shout "NO IT'S DICK!", and again, with a smile. [editline]21st December 2015[/editline] Also, a similar story, The Alphabet Game: David would name a word and we'd go through the alphabet trying to find a word that starts with a certain letter but also rhymes with the word he chose. He chose the word, "dumb". We skipped A He did B: "Bum" I did C: "Crumb" He also did C: "NO IT'S CUM!" Fun class [editline]21st December 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Eva-1337;49363379]I-I could never understand this. How could you just squat there and take a shit in the middle of class and have no one notice.[/QUOTE] There was a kid in my 4th grade class that shit his pants while on the rug and it slid down his pant leg when he got up. We got a second recess, he was taken to the nurse to get a change of pants, and when we came back the carpet was folded over.
I'm always terrified of reading this thread in case I pop up in one of these stories. I wasn't a very pleasant kid. As in, destroyed a room (flipped everything I could find, broke everything, threw everything I could around) because I didn't like a teacher's assignment kind of unpleasant. I think this happened in 7th grade. I also flipped my shit on a couple kids for picking on me all year and that was what actually got me kicked out. :v: Was in an alternative school for a few years. By that I mean, group therapy stuff. I was sent back to 'normal' education in Grade 11. I was just the super shy awkward kid at that point. I never graduated because I didn't want to wake up to go somewhere I hated.
[QUOTE=Lyokanthrope;49363895]I'm always terrified of reading this thread in case I pop up in one of these stories. I wasn't a very pleasant kid. As in, destroyed a room (flipped everything I could find, broke everything, threw everything I could around) because I didn't like a teacher's assignment kind of unpleasant. I think this happened in 7th grade. I also flipped my shit on a couple kids for picking on me all year and that was what actually got me kicked out. :v: Was in an alternative school for a few years. By that I mean, group therapy stuff. I was sent back to 'normal' education in Grade 11. I was just the super shy awkward kid at that point. I never graduated because I didn't want to wake up to go somewhere I hated.[/QUOTE] Autismening
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49349785]thats it? give us some context here. was it intentional? does he have autism? if he has autism and the worst thing he does is wear his clothes inside out that's not something worth posting here. Like maybe his clothes were dirty and he can't access clean clothes or a washing machine. Ever thought of that? I mean yeah totally I support bashing on weird kids but they have to give a valid reason for you to post here, like all my stories were justified because the kids were assholes and they lacked proper hygyine/sense of basic fashion.[/QUOTE] You're gay right? In some social circles, you would be considered odd. They would use the same reasoning as you did. Do not be harsh to others. The last thing you need is make someone who a bit off as an enemy for no reason.
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