Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49409671]Any reason why she did that? Sorry, haven't been paying attention to this thread recently.[/QUOTE]
I don't know
I'm not a furry nor do I even care about the community
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409680]I don't know
I'm not a furry nor do I even care about the community[/QUOTE]
But why did she make pictures of you specifically? Does she have a crush on you or something?
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409654][b]holy shit[/b]
I just figured out that some random girl from my middle school uploaded a picture to her tumblr recently, of her and I [b]having sex as anthro animals[/b]
what the fucking hell
if I ever see this girl again I might as well sock her in the face[/QUOTE]
pic please
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409654][b]holy shit[/b]
I just figured out that some random girl from my middle school uploaded a picture to her tumblr recently, of her and I [b]having sex as anthro animals[/b]
what the fucking hell
if I ever see this girl again I might as well sock her in the face[/QUOTE]
Post the pic let us decide
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409654][b]holy shit[/b]
I just figured out that some random girl from my middle school uploaded a picture to her tumblr recently, of her and I [b]having sex as anthro animals[/b]
what the fucking hell
if I ever see this girl again I might as well sock her in the face[/QUOTE]
Watch out! She wants yer babies!
[QUOTE=FPtje;49410901]But why did she make pictures of you specifically? Does she have a crush on you or something?[/QUOTE]
probably
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409654][b]holy shit[/b]
I just figured out that some random girl from my middle school uploaded a picture to her tumblr recently, of her and I [b]having sex as anthro animals[/b]
what the fucking hell
if I ever see this girl again I might as well sock her in the face[/QUOTE]
Milton girls are weird af
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49375853]Also, my friends would call me God at times, no joke. But it was because my voice is deep and no one would participate during class and whenever I did it would sound really cool and loud and very convincing too.
I miss those days.[/QUOTE]
It's good being God isn't it? During my high school years (must have been around Year 7, so the first year of high school for us) I hit puberty super fucking hard before anyone else. My voice just fucken went for it and I came in to school totally unaware that I had the deepest shit ever going on.
This led to me being confused for being black by some Facepunchers around this time when I had a Skype conference call with about 4 others.
With great voice comes great responsibility.
I wish I could remember some of the genuinely nuts kids from my high school, but the only one that comes to mind was this strange kid that would keep coming over to me and my mates whilst we were eating lunch in a abandoned classroom (fuck outside, outside was pointless at this school). We just couldn't shake the little fucker off and he insisted on telling us everything about his day (and yes, if he missed us one day we got that update the next time he saw us). I don't think I remember ever seeing the kid eat, but he just kinda lurked in the room the entire time we were there. Watching. Waiting. Quietly mumbling as he approached at inopportune times.
Good lunchtime entertainment that.
[editline]29th December 2015[/editline]
University is a pretty good place to get stories of the weird kids. Especially anything related to Computing Science. I'm weird, but these motherfuckers. Ohh. That's a new level of weird. I managed to graduate with at least the mutual respect of most of my year as I was competent and helpful, I wish I could say even a tenth of that for some of the guys I met.
One dude, super rich if he's not bullshitting, would turn up to every lecture late, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses. Whip out his Alienware laptop, a netbook and his Blackberry phablet, then spend the entire lecture or seminar (a seminar being about 10 of us in a small room for more one-to-one education with a PhD student or lecturer) scrolling wildly on any one of the three devices, not looking at anything remotely related to the subject. I think he used to run a text-based web game built off the same framework as things like NYMafia and shit (so a zero-effort PHP nightmare you barely have to maintain). Apparently people hated him at his last school (private school!) because he was "too rich". Top lad that one.
We had a mass email sent around because the PC labs, which were fully air conditioned might I add, started to stink of BO. Nobody could work out exactly who it was, but we had one idea as the guy literally never changed the hoodie he wore once in the three years he studied there, and I doubt it got washed. This also meant we could no longer pull all nighters in the PC labs which fucking sucked as I needed to run some long ass experiments and night is the easiest time for that.
One dudeguy brought a whip from a sex shop he dragged a mate into to a lab once. That was...awful. It was "motivation" for the other member of his team. Who was a girl.
Basically go to uni, you lose the extreme mental illness and instead just get a bunch of genuinely wrong human beings. Much more variety, generally much less gross, but just as fucked up in their own special ways.
(also fuck the weaboo army that grows in every computing department)
[QUOTE=hexpunK;49412241]
University is a pretty good place to get stories of the weird kids. Especially anything related to Computing Science. I'm weird, but these motherfuckers. Ohh. That's a new level of weird. I managed to graduate with at least the mutual respect of most of my year as I was competent and helpful, I wish I could say even a tenth of that for some of the guys I met.
Basically go to uni, you lose the extreme mental illness and instead just get a bunch of genuinely wrong human beings. Much more variety, generally much less gross, but just as fucked up in their own special ways.
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I can agree with this. I'm a third year Computer Science student and we've got 2 really weird guys in my year. One always wears a bowtie all the time and the other always wears a leather Trenchcoat (even in summer). The best way to describe them in the same room is arguing couple. One will say something, and the other will argue the point but they're not enemies. Can be funny, can be annoying depending on the lecture they do it in.
To be fair, they're pretty tame than those in the quoted post. All depends on where you go I suppose.
To be fair, everyone in my year have their quirks. We're 95% gamers, with some anime lovers and all have varying programming skills (for example, I prefer webdev over Java but I enjoy C++ as much as Webdev) and I've got to say - it's so much better than school in almost every way.
I don't know anyone in my CS classes because they just never talk or socialize. :v:
If you want weird just go talk to art majors.
I go to an arts conservatory and the weirdest I get is one Woody Allen-ass guy who keeps trying to talk to me about his skin conditions
I actually remember one time my History/Legal Studies teacher flipped off a student during class. I don't even remember why. I think it was because the student didn't support his football team or something :what:
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;49418454]I actually remember one time my History/Legal Studies teacher flipped off a student during class. I don't even remember why. I think it was because the student didn't support his football team or something :what:[/QUOTE]
Are you a Brit?
[QUOTE=MyBumBum;49418854]Are you a Brit?[/QUOTE]
I mean AFL.
Has the Aussie flag disappeared or something?
My school has some nuts here at my school:
A friend of mines told me that he stumbled into a bathroom and someone shitted turds on a toilet rim. His description of it is: "Either he tried shitty slowly around the rim or he picked his shit himself and put it there."
There's this one kid who'd ask every girl if their his friends 24/7. Sounds pretty innocent, until you realize he's 16 years old, has unkept clothes and unkept hair balding faster than my dad, and at times he likes going behind their backs and staring at their hair while breathing heavily like he's out of breath. He also remembers a lot of Metro line bus-stops surprisingly, but with the account that he is possibly also knows where his "friends" live. He also tries having some girls in my CS class to pick their nose whilst he looks up pictures of buses or characters from the movie Cars.
Another story is this one guy who's very questionable. Either he's mental or he's just fucking around with others. We'll call him G. G likes to go around and ask everyone at lunch for their food they don't eat. Pretty okay until you find he starts collecting any edible item you see; even has a bag dedicated to this. Let's take note that he takes a whole more than enough to feed himself.
Now what REALLY makes him outright disturbing is his use of his creepy flamboyant stalker voice and that he has a possible fetish for people in their sleep. He goes around to some people and tells them:
"Oh let me make a protrait of you in your sleep, you'd look beautiful in it"
he goes up to me one day and tells me the same thing... but for me to be in a fucking Panda Costume!
[QUOTE=cdr248;49333492]less of a weird kid story but still, a story is a story:
there's some 9/10 girl in my class that is a complete goody good
she can't do any harm it's almost fucking ridiculous, we've even tried to offer her 20 dollars cash to say 'fuck' or any other words (be they high tier or equivalent) once. She flat out refused, even when we upped the price. Couldn't even utter a 'damn' or a 'hell'. She's even family friends with the teacher.
She's apparently had a boyfriend for ~5 years and the most intimacy they've had is holding hands, ain't even pecked on the check or nothin. Feel bad for the guy, she's basically the biggest tease in the known western world.
Then I was had to do a project with her, which of course required me to come over to her place...
and she's got a fucking nativity scene on the front lawn, all lit up like the goddamn louvre d'Paris.
Now, I live in a predominantly conservative, mid to upper class, white people town, but never in my life have I ever seen a someone set up a nativity scene in their front lawn. Then we continue into the home. More crucifixes than a Slayer album this place son. Quilts n shit lining the walls talking about saying grace or something I couldn't get a good look at it.
that visit explained a lot of things[/QUOTE]
I have a very religious grandmother who is huge in our church and my dad is an atheist
As a kid I was torn on who to follow, so I said "ok ill just not care much about church but try to be a good guy, that way I can go to heaven"
I accidentally stepped on my cats tail one day and said "oh crap", ran inside crying and told on my self for cursing
My dad explained to me crap isn't a curse word, and my grandmother was in the room so she said "I'll still go to heaven". Thank god, I was pretty worried.
don't know if this counts but this person goes to my school
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wWGGovN.png[/img]
[QUOTE=gottifour;49436944]don't know if this counts but this person goes to my school
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wWGGovN.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That's not weird at all. When was this taken back in 2012 when memes were still sortof relevant?
She dosen't look that weird.
I just remembered back in grade 10 hearing rumours about a girl in my grade who told one of the male teachers that she wanted him to rape her and she grabbed his crotch and she was expelled or suspended or something. Don't know how true that was though.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49440312]That's not weird at all. When was this taken back in 2012 when memes were still sortof relevant?
She dosen't look that weird.[/QUOTE]
no, this was posted 2 days ago
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49409654][b]holy shit[/b]
I just figured out that some random girl from my middle school uploaded a picture to her tumblr recently, of her and I [b]having sex as anthro animals[/b]
what the fucking hell
if I ever see this girl again I might as well sock her in the face[/QUOTE]
It's been almost a week, we need that link man
Now listen you city slickers, its time for ol' Ayy Emm Two-Oh-Two tuh tell y'all a tale of excitement and intrigue and SEXUAL MISCONDUCT.
Yessum sir straight from the bowels of small town Pennsylvania, jussa' ways north the Mason Dixon line.
Thissir, is a tale. No. Not a tale.
More like a myth. No, the LEGEND.
The Legend...
Of Cowboy Brown.
Cowboy Brown, the Racist Rider. The Familial Fantisizer, The Self Proclaimed "Big White Gook Nuke" himself.
To start this harrowing, humble historic hike, we must first go back to that there far off future-past of 2010. The New Decade. A middle school where everyone is suspiciously nice to eachother and not a single person worth their weight in shitty plastic-wrapped packaged formaldehyde apples has ever not uttered a synonym for male genitalia in common conversation. There was a boy, who would later grow into what appears to be a man. Dont let his perfectly combed and trimmed Ken Doll hair, or his baby smooth peach fuzz fool you, he is most certainly not a child. Probably. It remains to be seen.
In any event, this boy who would become a man who still appears to be a boy but in actuality is a manCHILD, is the originator of this larger than life legend. This, is Cowboy Brown. The first of his many tales of sexual misconduct begin at a lunch table. Small, relatively anyway, and on the far end, sitting away from the mentally handicapped students whom we all decided to sit with. Brown started his speech, "You know Aaron? I got somethin i wanna say" he said with spit and bits of reheated french toast spewing on the table. "What is it this time, Brown?" I uttered, having resigned myself to the fate that the fates had so assigned me, "I had a great dream last night", "Oh, is that so?"
"Yeah," He proclaimed with enthusiasm and an unnerving, lightly moustached smile. "A WET dream"
"Oh, do tell, sir Brown" The humble narrator responded. "It was awesome, man, there was this girl, no, my WIFE, an' me an' her were doin' it right?" He explains, "Okay" "Well, alright, first off, see that one girl behind me? yeah, it was HER, yeah dude. But fuck that part, lets get to the good PART!, we had a daughter." Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, i think to myself, as i knew what was about to happen.
"And she was HOT"
What ensued after this was, exhaustingly, a five minute monologue about the benefits of being sexually attracted to your fantasized offspring, whom you had with someone you know in real life. This awful tale had me so perturbed, that i did the only thing i knew would solve it.
I turned around, and called to the girl. "No no no NO! Dont do that!" Brown exclaimed, frightened of the thought. "Hey! Come over here! Brown has something to tell you!" And so the table sat her down as a whole, Brown looking panicked. We each took turns explaining the fine details of what Brown had just told us, and just as expected, she was appalled. Shocked, in fact. So much so, she marched to the office. Yes, reader, she got the principal. And Brown was nearly sent to therapy after a long winded and amusing interrogation by the men in charge of the fine establishment that we were attending.
But it doesnt end there, kids. No. It never JUST ends there. Myths can be told in one story. LEGENDS are told through MULTIPLE tales of heroic public indecency.
Cowboy Brown, a man now, fresh in High School, and decidedly dressed in an array of plaid shirts, Texas belts, and steel toed cowboy boots, was annoyed, no, enraged by something. Not something of someone else, but of himself. He could not grow good facial hair. Try as he might, he was always baby smooth, like a Ken Doll. When he inevitably signed up for the football team, as all meatheaded radioactive cowboys do, he told the men whom he did not actually play with but instead watched as they changed in the locker room and showed and just sat on the sidelines, "Men of fine company, how do i grow facial hair?", a friendly cohort, a man we'll so name Dante, told him the secret to fine facial folical fermentation. "Seminel fluid, my good man," Dante explained "will simpyl put be the magical elixir to fix all of your ailments!"
"But Dante," Brown asks, in confusion, "Where do i OBTAIN Seminal fluid?"
"Why, by MASTURBATING of course, and taking the milk and smearing it on your face! Like war-paint!"
This is where the legend gets muddy. Its unclear if he went home, or stayed in the school bathroom to do this, as each who tells it claims one or the other. But he infact tried it. And lo and behold, it did not work. Dante, the one who had told him to begin with, was shocked, and baffled, and confused, and words that mean "I'm not sure how to fucking take this". To his shock and befuddlement, however, this magical protein filled elixir, though great with a Pretzel, did not help him in his quest for a beard.
In the end, Cowboy Brown had become known for strange sexual activity, from explaining his psuedo-incestuous desires to wiping his own bodily fluid across his face to grow more hair, to even stalking and taking photos of the backsides of everyone in the hallway, there is no shortage of stories revolving around Cowboy Brown. But this is where we stop for today.
And yet he complained, that his mouth was not yet salty.
[sp]Disclaimer: This is all true, this is an actual nickname we have for him, and while the dialogue is (MOSTLY) made up, its essentially the gist of what happened. He currently plays for the football team, and by play, i mean he sits on the sidelines and all he does is watch them undress in the locker room. He's also a massive racist and wants to bomb the Japanese a third time for Pearl Harbor. Real story. We have theories that he's a closet homosexual, but nobody is sure, because he's so erratic.[/sp]
I had a weird art teacher in high school. He kept a mannequin in his closet that he called Hannah Montana and would sometimes ask students if they wanted to dress her up. He was pretty cool though, he once did a headstand on a table for us during a figure drawing session.
The chick who got fucked by the teacher and ended up getting caught was a weridass kid. All the officials and shit were trying to keep the student's identify a secret and she just ended up making a big deal of it herself, like "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU MAKING A BIG DEAL OF THIS I LOVED HIM."
[video=youtube;JglfiHODTfk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglfiHODTfk[/video]
I don't know what she's doing now. Crack, probably.
E. holy shit new page
Our resident homophobic, far-right, overly-compensating, gorilla walking, macho football player man was made a team captain for the debate between our Young Republicans and Young Democrats club.
For the record: No one in young republicans likes this guy, he's an idiotic trump supporter that is "a gigantic asshole and a stain on the club" (literally a quote). The debate topic he had to lead was on Gun Control (which they were against). People on his [I]own fucking team[/I] admit that everything he said either made no sense or legitimately hurt their argument.
His closing statement: [sp]"Nowadays... Ammunition is as cheap as toilet paper!"[/sp]
Not a word was uttered afterwards due to initial confusion, horrifying realization, and then overly-generous courtesy.
[editline]4th January 2016[/editline]
the funniest part about this is that fact that this guy (and the varsity football team in general) think they're hot-shit for being on the team when it's one of the worst we've had in years
It didn't happen at school, but I couldn't find the weird things thread.
I work at a car repair shop/vehicle parts store with my cousins, it's a pretty cool job, nothing weird happens but sometimes we get visits from weird people.
The past week my cousin and I were working on a new logo for the store when suddenly a this old man appeared in front of us and began talking about the government spying on him and then he pointed at me saying "HE IS RECORDING ME, THEY ALREADY KNOW". I told him that we were busy and then asked him what he was looking for and he just replied "Oh I just want to talk" and then he disappeared.
Yesterday we were about to close when suddenly we saw a this guy with a crazy haircut wearing nothing but sandals and a bath robe running around the street while being chased by police, it was probably the weirdest thing I have seen so far. The guy kept dodging on coming traffic and then he got into a car and fled.
Apparently this one kid took a dick pic and it somehow got spread around to his group of friends, and shortly thereafter to some others outside this group. A couple of his friends repeatedly post it in one of their class's group chats, especially when one specific girl is in the chat. I haven't actually seen the pic myself, but supposedly it is ridiculously veiny and is shorter than the kid's claim of 6 inches.
[QUOTE=TheCronkofDestiny;49464383]Apparently this one kid took a dick pic and it somehow got spread around to his group of friends, and shortly thereafter to some others outside this group. A couple of his friends repeatedly post it in one of their class's group chats, especially when one specific girl is in the chat. I haven't actually seen the pic myself, but supposedly it is ridiculously veiny and is shorter than the kid's claim of 6 inches.[/QUOTE]
There is a guy I know at college who comes from a town outside the city where I live. The thing with these towns is that people in there usually know each other pretty well, they even got their own Whatsapp and Facebook groups just for people in that town. He said that guys got their own "Private Stash" of porn they share with each other, like, you go there and say you're a local and that you're "interested in seeing the stash", they'll share you a link to their collection.
There's a funny story behind this.
Well, so one day the guy I know (let's call him Andy) and a group of dudes decided to pull a prank at one of their friends (his nickname is "Cheeto", you'll know why soon). They created a fake Facebook profile with an extremely obvious pic of some random female model and then they sent a friend request to Cheeto, their lonely, fat friend. The guy thought it was legit and soon Cheeto and the fake girl began a sexting relationship, at some point the fake girl asked for nudes. Andy and his gang couldn't believe it, but Cheeto did send nude pics of himself, the story got gross at this point, Andy described the picture to me as a fat guy with a weird dick which looked like a [I]cheeto.[/I] As soon as they got the pic they uploaded it to the stash so every guy in that town saw his dick. Poor dude got scarred for life, to this day, they still call him Cheeto whenever they see him walking around town.
Edit
I had nothing to do with this. This is all something someone else told me.
There was this kid is my gym class freshmen year of high school that was generally very odd. He had one time he raised his hand in class and asked "Can I use the bathroom". The teacher replied "Yeah, go ahead." He then raises his hand again and says "I have diarrhea." The class busted up laughing and the teacher was like "Okay...."
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