• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49459171]The past week my cousin and I were working on a new logo for the store when suddenly a this old man appeared in front of us and began talking about the government spying on him and then he pointed at me saying "HE IS RECORDING ME, THEY ALREADY KNOW". I told him that we were busy and then asked him what he was looking for and he just replied "Oh I just want to talk" and then he disappeared. [/QUOTE] Reminds me of this one time I was at some train station on the way to university and there were these two guys wearing t-shirts for some conspiracy group. They (I kid you not) were taking pictures of chemtrails in the sky and talking about finding some weed and a place to sleep. I looked at their Facebook page the next day and saw the pictures they had taken. As well as seeing some of the other horrifying conspiracy theories they believed in.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49456123]Our resident homophobic, far-right, overly-compensating...[/QUOTE] I'm in a club promoting Bernie Sanders at my university, and at one of the last meetings I went to there was a guy in the club who described his experience attending a meeting of the campus Republicans. He explained that the following week's agenda would involve "a bonfire, followed by a screening of American Sniper on the side of a barn."
I was walking down the stairs on the way to my class in my school today when this hipster looking dude sneaked up behind and whispered into my ear "I love anal." Very confused I turned around and he had this big smile on his face but once he saw what I looked like it quickly changed to a shocked expression. He then said "Sorry, wrong person!" And kept following me and repeating his apology for a little bit until I made it to class.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49459171]It didn't happen at school, but I couldn't find the weird things thread. I work at a car repair shop/vehicle parts store with my cousins, it's a pretty cool job, nothing weird happens but sometimes we get visits from weird people. The past week my cousin and I were working on a new logo for the store when suddenly a this old man appeared in front of us and began talking about the government spying on him and then he pointed at me saying "HE IS RECORDING ME, THEY ALREADY KNOW". I told him that we were busy and then asked him what he was looking for and he just replied "Oh I just want to talk" and then he disappeared. Yesterday we were about to close when suddenly we saw a this guy with a crazy haircut wearing nothing but sandals and a bath robe running around the street while being chased by police, it was probably the weirdest thing I have seen so far. The guy kept dodging on coming traffic and then he got into a car and fled.[/QUOTE] Also not a weird kid story, but in the same vein of your experience. So one day on break, me and a bunch of buds went to a local park to play some board games and have a good drink or two when I see this one dude throwing up in the field in front of us (I was the only one to notice since he was semi-obstructed and my buds were busy chatting). So he staggers over to us, signature red plastic cup in hand and says: "It ain't easy being a secret agent" My buddies all had a good chuckle while I had a nervous one as he walked off, chatted with park security and wobbled on out.
Some kid in my robotics class just caused at least $600 in damages today, idiot was angry because someone earlier in the class told him he had no balls, so he started using the monitors as target practice with a screwdriver while the teacher was doing something in the other room to prove that his dick was bigger than the others or some shit stupid. Kid gets caught as he's aiming for the 4th monitor, and his parents are pissed as shit about it because it's going on his transcript that he destroyed 3 monitors, and last I heard his parents are making the kid pay the damages to teach him a lesson. What drives people to do shit like that is beyond me, if someone said I had no balls I'd just be like "who gives a shit" and move on, not destroy 3 monitors.
[QUOTE=Toro;49474286]Some kid in my robotics class just caused at least $600 in damages today, idiot was angry because someone earlier in the class told him he had no balls, so he started using the monitors as target practice with a screwdriver while the teacher was doing something in the other room to prove that his dick was bigger than the others or some shit stupid. Kid gets caught as he's aiming for the 4th monitor, and his parents are pissed as shit about it because it's going on his transcript that he destroyed 3 monitors, and last I heard his parents are making the kid pay the damages to teach him a lesson. What drives people to do shit like that is beyond me, if someone said I had no balls I'd just be like "who gives a shit" and move on, not destroy 3 monitors.[/QUOTE] Thats pretty edgy. Hes probably thinking "hey i'll show them, ill stab these 3 monitors. Who has the balls now?" and at the end of the day hes more of an idiot than he started it on.
There was this one kid in my social studies class who tried jerking off by constantly rubbing an eraser on his crotch. He got kicked out of the class. Legend has it he finished himself off in the principals office.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49465645]There is a guy I know at college who comes from a town outside the city where I live. The thing with these towns is that people in there usually know each other pretty well, they even got their own Whatsapp and Facebook groups just for people in that town. He said that guys got their own "Private Stash" of porn they share with each other, like, you go there and say you're a local and that you're "interested in seeing the stash", they'll share you a link to their collection. There's a funny story behind this. Well, so one day the guy I know (let's call him Andy) and a group of dudes decided to pull a prank at one of their friends (his nickname is "Cheeto", you'll know why soon). They created a fake Facebook profile with an extremely obvious pic of some random female model and then they sent a friend request to Cheeto, their lonely, fat friend. The guy thought it was legit and soon Cheeto and the fake girl began a sexting relationship, at some point the fake girl asked for nudes. Andy and his gang couldn't believe it, but Cheeto did send nude pics of himself, the story got gross at this point, Andy described the picture to me as a fat guy with a weird dick which looked like a [I]cheeto.[/I] As soon as they got the pic they uploaded it to the stash so every guy in that town saw his dick. Poor dude got scarred for life, to this day, they still call him Cheeto whenever they see him walking around town. Edit I had nothing to do with this. This is all something someone else told me.[/QUOTE] That's not a funny story. That is pretty morally reprehensible, man. Stuff like that is why folks off themselves.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;49471186]Also not a weird kid story, but in the same vein of your experience. So one day on break, me and a bunch of buds went to a local park to play some board games and have a good drink or two when I see this one dude throwing up in the field in front of us (I was the only one to notice since he was semi-obstructed and my buds were busy chatting). So he staggers over to us, signature red plastic cup in hand and says: "It ain't easy being a secret agent" My buddies all had a good chuckle while I had a nervous one as he walked off, chatted with park security and wobbled on out.[/QUOTE] That's why you dont go too deep undercover kids.
There's this guy at my school, he's a pretty nice guy and he never really came across as weird. He seems to have low-self esteem though because he's [I]constantly[/I] talking about how no girl will ever like him and how he thinks he's ugly. Well, one day I was talking to my friend and she mentioned that she had to go and hug him, so I asked her why. According to her, he made a deal with her and a couple of other girls that if they hugged him he would give them some chocolate. She didn't really think it was weird but I thought it was [I]really creepy.[/I] He's was giving girls chocolate just so he can touch them for a couple of seconds. Like, was he really that desperate to touch a girl? Also, there was a kid in one of my history classes who seemed incapable of keeping his pants up. I remember one time a kid called him gay and his response was just to drop his pants and say "stick it in then". He ended up dropping out of school later in the year.
I had a girl in my last sem that constantly came in the same coloured sweats. I finally figured out she had only three when I started recognizing them by stains.
[QUOTE=Toro;49474286]Some kid in my robotics class just caused at least $600 in damages today, idiot was angry because someone earlier in the class told him he had no balls, so he started using the monitors as target practice with a screwdriver while the teacher was doing something in the other room to prove that his dick was bigger than the others or some shit stupid. Kid gets caught as he's aiming for the 4th monitor, and his parents are pissed as shit about it because it's going on his transcript that he destroyed 3 monitors, and last I heard his parents are making the kid pay the damages to teach him a lesson. What drives people to do shit like that is beyond me, if someone said I had no balls I'd just be like "who gives a shit" and move on, not destroy 3 monitors.[/QUOTE] When I was in college (before going to uni), some of the guys I knew on the same course as me were talking about weird things which happened in school. We had the usual weird ones (one guy was offered £20 to [I]eat a jar of instant coffee[/I], which he did), but one really stood out. One guy, when he was in high school, did woodwork and had this really on-edge guy in his year (a temper made of a strand of glass I should say). They were making a birdhouse, and someone says his one is crap as a joke. He doesn't see it as a joke....[I]and stabs him with a fucking screwdriver.[/I] Another - the school bus was going through a pretty rough area, and this little shit gets on the bus with a fucking baseball bat giving it all that gangsta shit. He was bum-rushed (hand on back of belt + one on a shoulder and thrown forwards) off the bus by the driver and laughed at as he tried to swear and act like an adult to hide the embarrassment (only made it worse, boyo). Alternatively, from college years as well - but I remember walking about the town centre near the college during lunch (couldn't go home since I'm from Edinburgh, and had to train into college) and I remember having to wait for the train, so I burnt time by wandering around. I distinctly remember an extremely obese couple sitting on a bench outside a Domino's phoning someone. As I walk past, I can hear them calling out their order. Next thing I see, a guy comes out and hands them their order. It turns out, [I]they were too fat to get through the damn door to place an order, so had to phone it in instead (I watched the guy *attempt* to get through the door for something else (napkins or something).[/I] [I]Welcome to Scotland folks![/I]
more David: Had to make a quiche in culinary arts, so i got some milk "Hey Nick." Yes David? "What happens when you take the K out of milk and put an F there instead" I don't know David, what is that? "I don't know how about you."
This might not be a weird kid incident, but a weird public incident. Anyway, so I went to the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground) on December the 26th to watch a match of West Indies vs. the Aussies and every time, without fail, every five or so minutes, this weird para cunt in the crowd made an R2-D2 scream. [video=youtube;B6mh45mA_JY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mh45mA_JY[/video]
In my high school English class we were reading huck Finn.i sat behind this large, pasty, dandruff plagued girl who always wore this racing jacket with the mnms logo on the back. She always wore that fucking jacket. Well were reading this novel and she had taken off the jacket and is now wearing a black cami or tanktop. She took her right hand and slid her fingers through her armpit slowly then brought her hand to her nose and smelled her fingers. I don't have a weak stomach but seeing this so closely made me gag. She turns and makes a face like I'm bothering her and she interrupts whoever was reading aloud to tell the teacher that I'm bothering her. the teacher reprimanded me in front of the class saying that this is high school and if I want to make gagging noises I should go next door, (the middle school of the area). When I tried to defend myself and shame the mnms girl I started gagging again because I could smell her stank. I got suspended for insubordination.
Back when I was 15 we had a guy in my class that was not very good looking or smart for that matter, and he desperately tried to gain a girlfriend, cost whatever it takes. He made 100s of fake Facebook accounts to show him being in a relationship with ONE fake account. At first it looked pretty legit, having lots of friends etc, but in the end it was all created by him to make it look more legit :v I know... He even talked to himself over the fake account about how much "I love you and us forever" and so on to his REAL Facebook account. He always went around and boosted about how good relationship they had and how much meet each other etc.. Eventually when some guy found it was just a massive hoax, jesus christ I have never seen bullying on that scale before. People would come up to him and harass him constantly about things he had done with his "gf". He had 2 friends in that grade and ALWAYS hanged with them and no one else. They were equally weird and I will tell a story about them later. In the end he found out that doing that Facebook thingy with fake gfs was fucking stupid though so he managed to meet a girl that he liked and he thought she liked him. Was it true love though? haha no fucking way. He really liked her, but she didnt like him much and saw him as a vending machine and she always demanded more things from him. He spent easily over 900 dollars on her, giving her free stuff. At first, many people at school thought it was hilarious how stupid he was and how he didn't stop spending money on her. But at one point she demanded him to buy a dog for her or she would break up with him. He was going to do it, but a teacher stepped in and found out about the abuse she put on him and a large investigation was started over it :v he didnt buy her a dog and she broke up with him and hes still being depressed today about what happened to him. I can tell a story about him later when he went to gymnasium and messed up too
Many years ago, in the school I was in there was this kid who couldn't go through a single class without filling it with nitrogen. He would expand his anal sphincters and release bigass audible gases. I was placed right behind him and the smell was godawful. You'd expect people upfront to be safe, right? It doesn't end here. When he wasn't farting he would let out ogre like burps. This shit went on every single days. If i/someone told him to stop it or atleast cover his mouth, he would literally throw a tantrum and start throwing left and right hooks and even bite you. He was never punished for this.
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;49446931]It's been almost a week, we need that link man[/QUOTE] you'll never get that link because it was a fake story, secretly he wishes he'd get that type of attention
Ballsauce just had a complete meltdown, bashing at everything within reach and storming out of the classroom while shouting incoherently. From what little I know of the situation it seems he wanted to take his bond with his eccentric goth companion to the next level, but she rejected him. I can get that it's not pleasant but Jesus man, no need to start tossing laptops. EDIT: turns out he's been involving her in his personal life drama a bit too much, she tried to cut ties, cue the freakout.
A guy from my class just sent me a message in Whatsapp0 "Hey man, I have some disgusting pics, you wanna see them"? Umm sure if you wanna. "Ok here they are" The pictures are indeed disgusting (I'm gonna upload them) He's in a centre for stuttering therapy right now, and he told me that someone in his therapy group took the pictures and sent them to some other dude and then he sent it to him. VERY NSFW: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Ye4WHyl.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/xzRrLfx.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/kR7kIz3.jpg[/url] (blurred the face) I'm not sure if he's actually telling the truth or just found them on the internet and decided to troll me.
What are the pictures? No I won't click them, since I'm at work...
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49509178]What are the pictures? No I won't click them, since I'm at work...[/QUOTE] [sp]Someone shoves like chocolate candy bar into ass and then puts in mouth[/sp]
Sometimes i hate it when my curiosity gets the better of me.
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49509083]A guy from my class just sent me a message in Whatsapp0 "Hey man, I have some disgusting pics, you wanna see them"? Umm sure if you wanna. "Ok here they are" The pictures are indeed disgusting (I'm gonna upload them) He's in a centre for stuttering therapy right now, and he told me that someone in his therapy group sent the pictutes to some other dude and then he sent it to him. VERY NSFW: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Ye4WHyl.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/xzRrLfx.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/kR7kIz3.jpg[/url] (blurred the face) I'm not sure if he's actually telling the truth or just found them on the internet and decided to troll me.[/QUOTE] I did a little bit of searching out of curiosity and have found these pictures are plausibly not just some random shit he found off the internet and his story does hold truth. Also, those pictures ruined my appetite. Thank you.
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[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49509083]A guy from my class just sent me a message in Whatsapp0 "Hey man, I have some disgusting pics, you wanna see them"? Umm sure if you wanna. "Ok here they are" The pictures are indeed disgusting (I'm gonna upload them) He's in a centre for stuttering therapy right now, and he told me that someone in his therapy group sent the pictutes to some other dude and then he sent it to him. VERY NSFW: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Ye4WHyl.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/xzRrLfx.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/kR7kIz3.jpg[/url] (blurred the face) I'm not sure if he's actually telling the truth or just found them on the internet and decided to troll me.[/QUOTE] That's... Actually fucked up.
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Heard this from my Chem teacher: At the old school she worked at, there was a boy named Barnaby(?), who would have a seperate notebook just to draw penises. One of his drawings was actually a comic of a penis smoking and dying from penis-lung cancer, so it was like a time lapse of a penis wilting. He also stayed in a closet for one hour once claiming he was trying to find Aslan.
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49509083]A guy from my class just sent me a message in Whatsapp0 "Hey man, I have some disgusting pics, you wanna see them"? Umm sure if you wanna. "Ok here they are" The pictures are indeed disgusting (I'm gonna upload them) He's in a centre for stuttering therapy right now, and he told me that someone in his therapy group took the pictures and sent them to some other dude and then he sent it to him. VERY NSFW: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Ye4WHyl.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/xzRrLfx.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/kR7kIz3.jpg[/url] (blurred the face) I'm not sure if he's actually telling the truth or just found them on the internet and decided to troll me.[/QUOTE] I thought that those would be just dick pics or something but wow I need to look at some pictures of kittens and puppies now
[QUOTE=Enforcer99;49509083]A guy from my class just sent me a message in Whatsapp0 "Hey man, I have some disgusting pics, you wanna see them"? Umm sure if you wanna. "Ok here they are" The pictures are indeed disgusting (I'm gonna upload them) He's in a centre for stuttering therapy right now, and he told me that someone in his therapy group took the pictures and sent them to some other dude and then he sent it to him. VERY NSFW: [url]http://i.imgur.com/Ye4WHyl.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/xzRrLfx.jpg[/url] [url]http://i.imgur.com/kR7kIz3.jpg[/url] (blurred the face) I'm not sure if he's actually telling the truth or just found them on the internet and decided to troll me.[/QUOTE] You're lucky I ate before I saw these photos...
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