Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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2 nerds behind me in the library talking about parsecs for literally 40 minites
[b]Bellybutton Bill[/b] (okay I made up this name now but he did exist)
There was this one kid who would put food that was small enough in his bellybutton, left it in for a few hours, then ate it. He did it for shock value all the time. He said cereal would be soggy like in milk.
Fucked up
I found out that my former history teacher from high school was doing toy drives for charity. but he would take the toys donated by students, take them home, and sell them on ebay.
He got arrested for it
[QUOTE=da space core;49515227]I found out that my former history teacher from high school was doing toy drives for charity. but he would take the toys donated by students, take them home, and sell them on ebay.
He got arrested for it[/QUOTE]
Wow, what an asshole
[QUOTE=da space core;49515227]I found out that my former history teacher from high school was doing toy drives for charity. but he would take the toys donated by students, take them home, and sell them on ebay.
He got arrested for it[/QUOTE]
How can a person even think about doing stuff like this without feeling like scum?
There is this guy in my class who stays with this 5th grader all day, he basically ruined his life by telling everything he isn't suppose to know at his age. This guy literally stays all of his breaks wondering around the school dancing weirdly, while listening to some weird African songs. I think half the school thinks he's always high. I also remember one day one of the 12th graders asked him for some weed, the kid just looked at him with a weird smile and walked away.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49514609]2 nerds behind me in the library talking about parsecss for literally 40 minites[/QUOTE]ahah this isn't something you should necessarily say on a forum full of nerds
Speaking of teachers and their stories, here's two.
[B]Sitting on History[/B]
Quite simple story. My history teacher in 4th year of High School had one peculiar thing about him.
He would never really get up his office chair. Opening the door? Roll. Go to lunch break? Roll. Pass the exams? Roll... and give the piles of papers to the first student in each row.
But he was a really cool teacher.
[B]Hole in History[/B]
Same teacher told a story about a student he had in the past. The quiet type, would sit in the back corner of the class. Not a bad student, not the best either but he always seemed to be sleeping on his desk. The teacher never really bothered with him.
It's only at the end of the year that he discovered something. The dude carved a massive hole through his desk. All the time he would have his head down, he was actually digging and widening the hole. I assume that no one in other classes noticed because the students either just avoided to sit in that place or were smaller classes (school rule was to fill the front first).
Why? I'm guessing he got tired of carving dicks and the stylish S, he went into the next level.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49515935]
[B]Hole in History[/B]
Same teacher told a story about a student he had in the past. The quiet type, would sit in the back corner of the class. Not a bad student, not the best either but he always seemed to be sleeping on his desk. The teacher never really bothered with him.
It's only at the end of the year that he discovered something. The dude carved a massive hole through his desk. All the time he would have his head down, he was actually digging and widening the hole. I assume that no one in other classes noticed because the students either just avoided to sit in that place or were smaller classes (school rule was to fill the front first).
Why? I'm guessing he got tired of carving dicks and the stylish S, he went into the next level.[/QUOTE]
Gotta admire that determination
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49515766]ahah this isn't something you should necessarily say on a forum full of nerds[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5AMc1Fre2c[/media]
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49515766]ahah this isn't something you should necessarily say on a forum full of nerds[/QUOTE]
i have yet to see a thread dedicated entirely to a debate on the dimensions of a unit that they thought was fictional
Lol my ghetto as fuck math class of literally just 16 people needed 4 substitutes at the same time to monitor people, and we still got nothing done, most people just pulled pranks on the subs by giving them weggies and shoving shit down the back of their shirts.
Our teacher came back from the funeral she had to go to and did mental corporal punishment level roasting, there were some people legit in tears from how many dreams she was destroying.
I love our class.
My principal in high school was a riot. Not intentionally funny, no, instead so utterly incompetent it was just hilarious. Incidents include, using the intercom to tell people to "wash your hands and don't play with fecal matter", "don't play in between the buses", and an indecent wherein a bat found it's way into the school and she chased it down the hall with an umbrella. Normally the image of a 300lb, 5'4" woman chasing a bat down the hall with a pink umbrella is something you'd think you'd only see in a comedy movie, but nope, she was running my school.
The incident with the "don't play with your fecal matter" was funny because as soon as it came over the intercom my history teacher just walked to the chalkboard and started banging his head lightly against the board.
There's this skinny kid in my class that was bragging about getting 190 likes on a 9gag comment he wrote. This was today.
More from my chem teacher:
She used to have to draw penises on workbooks before handing them to students so they would focus in class instead of drawing penises.
[QUOTE=ZeroTimesCookie;49446931]It's been almost a week, we need that link man[/QUOTE]
I forgot to say, I unfortunately can't find it anymore.
I just remembered my history teacher in secondary, like 4th or 5th year
He was talking about cavemen, and he used a meter long ruler as a spear and threw it upward to demonstrate how they did it
The same teacher also used the same ruler to wake a pothead up that was sleeping during class. AND HE WAS IN THE FRONT ROW
[QUOTE=Anderan;49519850]
The incident with the "don't play with your fecal matter" was funny because as soon as it came over the intercom my history teacher just walked to the chalkboard and started banging his head lightly against the board.[/QUOTE]
Teachers making fun of other teachers/the administration is always the best thing
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49520941]I forgot to say, I unfortunately can't find it anymore.[/QUOTE]
Just go ask her for it :vs:
So we have a (developing) weird kid at our school. I usually sit with a girl from my class since she seems to be one of the few normal people around who does not strike me as some socially awkward creature (IT school after all) and the guy i will be telling about has a ponytail since day 1 so we always call him "tail" and we still do to this day.
Anyway, the guy is a bit of a typical socially inexperienced "epic meme" nerd in which he thinks that acting super nice to girls is a 100% guarantee to get a girl wet and of all the things we joke at here at FP is what he actually thinks is cool (fedora, acting super mysteriously, watching gore anime, trenchcoat.) and since like one week or so he also wears a fedora and lately i have seen him browsing pin sites so he can put badges and shit on it so he is going all the way i think.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/8VOejCY.jpg[/t]
Picture of his spot with fedora in sight. These are public computers but he keeps installing rainmeter on it with skins and browsing sites that are like Imgur but with pornographic content on it as well and he bumps his mates when some naked girl gets by, yeah i just leave it there.
Now the strangest thing happened at a charity gala to which our class was invited to, if we went to that gala we would get a A grade just for being there so of course some of us went, the gala was boring as shit but things got weird when tail started to [I]secretly record the girl sitting next to me[/I]. I know this girl since the first day of school here and i got kinda spooked by it as well, i got no solid confirmation that he was recording but after looking the guy in the eye he put down his phone and i swear that i saw the big play button that you usually see after recording some video on Android. Later on i told her and she was pretty freaked out about it, i think she still needs to point it out to him one day but yeah.
Explanation to as why he recorded her was because she had a pretty tight red dress and to tell the truth she has a pretty well sized rack so it kinda popped out so perhaps that was for him the perfect fantasy material, besides i also know that he had a few very awkward attempts at getting her to the movies with him but she has refused them so far (obviously) and god knows what he plans to do with that video, i jokingly told her that that is his material for later tonight but she almost got sick by the thought. :v:
Anyway the guy keeps going weird shit on a daily basis so i probably come back at a later point.
Edit:
forgot to tell this little piece of gold:
One day after the guy had his fedora he actually waited up the girl at school and he posed like a fucking cowboy with his eyes hiding behind his epic fedora and as she came closer he lifted his head and said "How do you do, [name of girl]", she had difficulty not to laugh in his face so she quickly went inside without saying anything.
Cowboy pose:
[t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/77/b3/f5/77b3f5b3b5a1302aabe3496f2486b748.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=darth-veger;49521653]tail guy[/QUOTE]
Wow, it's like watching a horrible disease ravage someone's body in real time. Mi'ladyia is a terrible illness.
Theres a kid I just saw during my lecture class, he stuck his finger up to the second bendy bit in his nose, pulled it out, and licked it like a lolly pop clean. He proceeded to do it twice more.
He is the grossest filtiest kid in my program.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49522417]Theres a kid I just saw during my lecture class, he stuck his finger up to the second bendy bit in his nose, pulled it out, and licked it like a lolly pop clean. He proceeded to do it twice more.
He is the grossest filtiest kid in my program.[/QUOTE]
Thank you for that image, now i have to scrub my brain clean.
There was this kid at my old high school that once whacked off in the bathroom. Now, I'm not talking about him wanking in a stall. No, he was sprawled out on the bathroom floor just doin' his thing when a senior walked in and caught him. For the rest of the year (and probably his whole life thus far) everyone called him Jackoff since his last name is very similar to that.
[QUOTE=Havolis;49520401]There's this skinny kid in my class that was bragging about getting 190 likes on a 9gag comment he wrote. This was today.[/QUOTE]
When I was in the 9th grade, this kid asked my friend if he visited 9gag, but did so by asking, 'Do you gag?' He acted like that was a normal thing to say to someone.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;49521653]So we have a (developing) weird kid at our school. I usually sit with a girl from my class since she seems to be one of the few normal people around who does not strike me as some socially awkward creature (IT school after all) and the guy i will be telling about has a ponytail since day 1 so we always call him "tail" and we still do to this day.
Anyway, the guy is a bit of a typical socially inexperienced "epic meme" nerd in which he thinks that acting super nice to girls is a 100% guarantee to get a girl wet and of all the things we joke at here at FP is what he actually thinks is cool (fedora, acting super mysteriously, watching gore anime, trenchcoat.) and since like one week or so he also wears a fedora and lately i have seen him browsing pin sites so he can put badges and shit on it so he is going all the way i think.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/8VOejCY.jpg[/t]
Picture of his spot with fedora in sight. These are public computers but he keeps installing rainmeter on it with skins and browsing sites that are like Imgur but with pornographic content on it as well and he bumps his mates when some naked girl gets by, yeah i just leave it there.
Now the strangest thing happened at a charity gala to which our class was invited to, if we went to that gala we would get a A grade just for being there so of course some of us went, the gala was boring as shit but things got weird when tail started to [I]secretly record the girl sitting next to me[/I]. I know this girl since the first day of school here and i got kinda spooked by it as well, i got no solid confirmation that he was recording but after looking the guy in the eye he put down his phone and i swear that i saw the big play button that you usually see after recording some video on Android. Later on i told her and she was pretty freaked out about it, i think she still needs to point it out to him one day but yeah.
Explanation to as why he recorded her was because she had a pretty tight red dress and to tell the truth she has a pretty well sized rack so it kinda popped out so perhaps that was for him the perfect fantasy material, besides i also know that he had a few very awkward attempts at getting her to the movies with him but she has refused them so far (obviously) and god knows what he plans to do with that video, i jokingly told her that that is his material for later tonight but she almost got sick by the thought. :v:
Anyway the guy keeps going weird shit on a daily basis so i probably come back at a later point.
Edit:
forgot to tell this little piece of gold:
One day after the guy had his fedora he actually waited up the girl at school and he posed like a fucking cowboy with his eyes hiding behind his epic fedora and as she came closer he lifted his head and said "How do you do, [name of girl]", she had difficulty not to laugh in his face so she quickly went inside without saying anything.
Cowboy pose:
[t]https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/77/b3/f5/77b3f5b3b5a1302aabe3496f2486b748.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
something tells me that he does not look like that
[editline]14th January 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;49298074]fuck it scares me to think that people like that even exist still.[/QUOTE]
and are in a position of power
Alright, so yesterday a preppy and stupid girl we'll call J decided she wanted a chair I was sitting in.
J: "[My name] give me that chair."
Me: "Why?"
J: "I called it yesterday. Give me the chair."
Me: "It's a fucking chair."
J: "Well I don't feel like walking around so give me that chair."
Me: "You're fuckin' retarded."
Then J stormed off whining to her friends, which are just as stupid as her. After copying down notes, I walked to the other side of the class to continue with the assignment.
She never took the chair. :v:
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49528860]Alright, so yesterday a preppy and stupid girl we'll call J decided she wanted a chair I was sitting in.
J: "[My name] give me that chair."
Me: "Why?"
J: "I called it yesterday. Give me the chair."
Me: "It's a fucking chair."
J: "Well I don't feel like walking around so give me that chair."
Me: "You're fuckin' retarded."
Then J stormed off whining to her friends, which are just as stupid as her. After copying down notes, I walked to the other side of the class to continue with the assignment.
She never took the chair. :v:[/QUOTE]
put a sign on the back of the chair that you clam it for life
[QUOTE=Dr. Kyuros;49154869]So we have this abomination in one of my current classes
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IP9Skxp.jpg?1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
shhhhhhhhh it's all orger now
Apparently, someone smoked weed at my school today. Not the weirdest on here, but I figured I'd post about it.
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