• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=The Milkmann;49537759]Apparently, someone smoked weed at my school today. Not the weirdest on here, but was a shock to me.[/QUOTE] either you're oblivious to your surroundings or you just go to a [I]very [/I]middle class school
[QUOTE=cdr248;49538014]either you're oblivious to your surroundings or you just go to a [I]very [/I]middle class school[/QUOTE] a.k.a this shit is normal
Apparently someone actually vaped at sports day by hiding it in his sleeve.
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;49537759]Apparently, someone smoked weed at my school today. Not the weirdest on here, but I figured I'd post about it.[/QUOTE] That's actually pretty normal. What [i]isn't[/i] normal is the one time that a junior girl at my school brought a large bottle of some kind of alcohol into a bathroom on her birthday, downed the whole thing, and went about the rest of the day as it became increasingly apparent that she was smashed.
[QUOTE=Flicky;49539739]That's actually pretty normal. What [i]isn't[/i] normal is the one time that a junior girl at my school brought a large bottle of some kind of alcohol into a bathroom on her birthday, downed the whole thing, and went about the rest of the day as it became increasingly apparent that she was smashed.[/QUOTE] we've got kids that literally dab in the bathroom [I]during class[/I] [editline]15th January 2016[/editline] my friend's phone is just filled with pictures of his face because he uses his camera to see if his eyes are red
Senior year. Waiting for the teacher to show up, it's been about 10 minutes. Some random Freshman opens our door with a horrified expression and looks around and yells "Your teacher's gone too? SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!" He slammed the door so hard the glass broke and we could hear him running down the hall screaming.
[QUOTE=Paxton;49539852]Senior year. Waiting for the teacher to show up, it's been about 10 minutes. Some random Freshman opens our door with a horrified expression and looks around and yells "Your teacher's gone too? SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!" He slammed the door so hard the glass broke and we could hear him running down the hall screaming.[/QUOTE] You ever find out what the panic was?
I have a friend who is a total GTA V whore. He really wants to play GTA V but his PC can't handle it, at school he would just play it if someone has it. He's so desperate to play that game that he'll play it at ANY fps and any setting. Today we arranged a hang out with some other friends to do some school work and he kept telling me to bring my laptop, I'm afraid it'll just be me and the other friends doing the work and he just plays GTA V alone on my laptop.
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49539967]You ever find out what the panic was?[/QUOTE] Teacher conference.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49514609]2 nerds behind me in the library talking about parsecs for literally 40 minites[/QUOTE] Who the fuck doesn't like space talk? (except for us nerds...) :v:
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49540074]I have a friend who is a total GTA V whore. He really wants to play GTA V but his PC can't handle it, at school he would just play it if someone has it. He's so desperate to play that game that he'll play it at ANY fps and any setting. Today we arranged a hang out with some other friends to do some school work and he kept telling me to bring my laptop, I'm afraid it'll just be me and the other friends doing the work and he just plays GTA V alone on my laptop.[/QUOTE] GTA V isn't even that good.
Oh, I just remembered this one Back in college, I saw these two twins who were your typical "FBI did 911! The Jews killed JFK!" conspiracy theorists. One day when they were sitting behind me, I could hear them talking about how Obama was a member of the Reptilians and how the guy who came up with that theory was the most intelligent person of all time. Oh, and don't forget that they wore "Vote conservative!" shirts every day.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49540074]I have a friend who is a total GTA V whore. He really wants to play GTA V but his PC can't handle it, at school he would just play it if someone has it. He's so desperate to play that game that he'll play it at ANY fps and any setting. Today we arranged a hang out with some other friends to do some school work and he kept telling me to bring my laptop, I'm afraid it'll just be me and the other friends doing the work and he just plays GTA V alone on my laptop.[/QUOTE] tell him no GTA V time if he does no work
[QUOTE=Flicky;49539739]That's actually pretty normal. What [i]isn't[/i] normal is the one time that a junior girl at my school brought a large bottle of some kind of alcohol into a bathroom on her birthday, downed the whole thing, and went about the rest of the day as it became increasingly apparent that she was smashed.[/QUOTE] I did that all the time, brought my "special water bottle" with me into the bathroom Once, I forgot to lock the door, and a teacher caught me, but he didn't do anything and just wondered why I was sitting there with a water bottle
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49540074]I have a friend who is a total GTA V whore. He really wants to play GTA V but his PC can't handle it, at school he would just play it if someone has it. He's so desperate to play that game that he'll play it at ANY fps and any setting. Today we arranged a hang out with some other friends to do some school work and he kept telling me to bring my laptop, I'm afraid it'll just be me and the other friends doing the work and he just plays GTA V alone on my laptop.[/QUOTE] Just tell him no. youre allowed to say no to your friends. especially if its a group project. if someone did anything during a group project I told the teacher noones getting free rides here. We had one kid who literally took everything as racism you couldnt say the word "black" without him taking offence to it and bringing up ancestory. in college we had someone who was 18 date someone who was 12. people shouted pedo at him everywhere he went. he also kinda bragged about it >< ><
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49541189]I did that all the time, brought my "special water bottle" with me into the bathroom Once, I forgot to lock the door, and a teacher caught me, but he didn't do anything and just wondered why I was sitting there with a water bottle[/QUOTE] This guy in my math class just drank waterbottle Vodka in class and nobody cared.
Once in like middle school this dude in my class was obviously high. IDK what very specifically he did but he was unintentionally acting like he had some kind of mental retardation and everyone was messing with him. People would ball up their hands before pushing them forward like they were doing a kamehameha and he'd thrust backwards and spaz out. The teacher was increasingly wondering what the fuck was up with him. I think afterwards it turned out he overdosed on pills (like I said dunno what kind though and I might be misremembering) and he had to go to the hospital. Probably got sent to an alternative school or some shit after because I never saw him again.
David cornered us at free period the other day and showed us all kinds of shenanigans on his phone. poetry about the female beauty: "MK (Mary Kate) is the best MK has a nice chest." kikchats of him asking girls to poop on his chest and youtube favorites filled with clash of clans and pee fetish videos in a 5:3 ratio. Keep in mind that we tried to avoid these conclusions, but David is a very forceful man and it's impossible to be mean to him, so we caved in. We were even sitting in a round table and our seating positions literally got flipped because he kept getting waaay too close to my friend and we all had to keep moving down a seat to keep some distance. I feel awful about it because David is kinda special (at least we think he is, but he isn't in any of the 'special' clubs and literally no one knows if he actually has a condition or what that condition might be). We do know however, that David's horniness knows no bounds.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49542839]David cornered us at free period the other day and showed us all kinds of shenanigans on his phone. -horror-[/QUOTE] Jesus christ [quote]and youtube favorites filled with clash of clans and pee fetish videos in a 5:3 ratio. [/quote] w h a t
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49542853]Jesus christ w h a t[/QUOTE] includes classics such as: "hot girl wets her sexy jeans", "Pissed: The Movie", "When ya gotta pee you gotta pee", and who could ever forget (i know i fucking can't) "Daddy I gotta pee!"
[QUOTE=cdr248;49542863]includes classics such as: "hot girl wets her sexy jeans", "Pissed: The Movie", "When ya gotta pee you gotta pee", and who could ever forget (i know i fucking can't) "Daddy I gotta pee!"[/QUOTE] ok you got me morbidly curious on that last one but I ain't gonna taint my search history.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49542879]ok you got me morbidly curious on that last one but I ain't gonna taint my search history.[/QUOTE] I don't think I even want to taint my incognito mode with that shit.
He really need to get away from David. The fact you can remember the names is worryingly. He's gonna taint your life.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;49543273][B]He really need to get away from David.[/B] The fact you can remember the names is worryingly. He's gonna taint your life.[/QUOTE] [I]you can't[/I]
On my snapchat yesterday, someone was legit getting a haircut from another student in the locker room, and it wasn't like school scissors "hahahah lets fuck up this kids hair" either, it was like a full set of barber equipment. The best part is the dude fucked up the kids hair, he was going for a better looking version of the [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVRciGiUwAA5sY1.jpg]Broccoli Assassin[/url] haircut, but ended up getting hair that looked like a fucking mushroom cloud because there was no transition between short and long hair.
I buzzed someone's hair in my dorm room and they paid me in pizza, does that make me weird?
A few weeks ago, someone in 7th grade was suspended for trying to strangle someone else with a lanyard. The same person was caught masturbating to porn in a bathroom stall a few months earlier.
During my Junior year this kid, Mike, was in my math class. The teacher was under stress that day and no one was listening to her so after she graded our tests someone realized she'd graded it wrong. They told her about it and she just yelled "OKAY I GET IT! NO ONE IS PERFECT! PLEASE BE QUIET AND TAKE YOUR TESTS!" It was silence for five whole minutes and Mike goes "Jesus is perfect." Teacher blew up. "FOR FUCKS SAKE GET OUT! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!"
[QUOTE=Vodkavia;49550518]How do you get caught for that? Was he just fapping so hard some kid had a mental breakdown from the sound of his junk being frictioned and ran to their teacher tears streaming?[/QUOTE] Probably didn't have the stall locked
Or made a load of noises while doing it.
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