• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I have always been a bit weird myself, but I'd like to think that I wasn't as cringy as some people in stories here. There was ofcourse that one time when I was 7 and the person who would eventually, over time as I went to class with him be the cause of my self-esteem issues - and thereby my depression and failings in school - convinced me to run into the classroom and pull down my pants and underwear. Got scolded pretty bad for that, never did anything of the sort after that. Although around the same age I did have a cringy habit of scratching my crotch all the time, obliviously. Later when I was 14 and in the worst phase of my depression, I occassionly went to school drunk, not sure how often it happened or what happened then only that one of my friends, a guy on facepunch, took good care of me - I don't remember much of this time in my life :v: In either case, the weirdest person I've probably ever known - not necessarily in a bad way really - is a friend I've known since I was 5, he's got asperger and it's quite noticable. I guess that's partially why I was so weird too because since I grew up with him - I was the best and truest, and one of his only friends - I didn't really find all the stuff he did all that weird, and so I never judged him or picked on him like all other kids. He had some very odd habits, the oddest one I can remember is how he used to put food in his pockets, most often cheese, sometimes bread, and go to school and then munch on it like a squirrel during lessons and breaks. Also while he was asocial, shy and incredibly quiet, with me he would never stop talking, to the point where it almost drove me nuts when my depression got bad. He also held the school record of eating 112 (possibly 111, can't remember) meatballs in one go. Also a cringy story about my first uhm.... romantic interaction?? Basically we were 15 or 16, me and a girl from my class, pretty cute actually but I just wasn't very interested. In any case, at a class party when we were drunk we started making out and I kept being like "let's go upstairs and go to bed" and she was like "noo, I have a boyfriend" inbetween making out (I'm pretty sure I must have been the worst kisser who walked the earth btw), eventually someone had to go to the bathroom and I went upstairs to sit in the couch to chat with some other friends. After a while the girl came upstairs and laid down with her hed in my lap and fell asleep... and then she puked all over me. Afterward I was complimented by some of my female classmates for not taking advantage of her which caught me totally off-guard, and that's how I learned about rape culture. Great times, school and all, great times.
I once dispatched security officers to a dorm for the smell of weed, when they were let into the room by a roommate they found a guy lying in bed utterly naked while stoned off his ass with his room door opened. When told to put pants on he just responded "nah I'm good". [sp]His bed sheets were visibly stained with semen and blood[/sp]
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49521114]I just remembered my history teacher in secondary, like 4th or 5th year He was talking about cavemen, and he used a meter long ruler as a spear and threw it upward to demonstrate how they did it The same teacher also used the same ruler to wake a pothead up that was sleeping during class. AND HE WAS IN THE FRONT ROW[/QUOTE] Dude what the fuck is up with history teachers? Every social studies/history teacher I've had were awesome. My 8th grade social studies teacher would pour water on your head if you fell asleep in his class.
[QUOTE=Anderan;49555901]I once dispatched security officers to a dorm for the smell of weed, when they were let into the room by a roommate they found a guy lying in bed utterly naked while stoned off his ass with his room door opened. When told to put pants on he just responded "nah I'm good". [sp]His bed sheets were visibly stained with semen and blood[/sp][/QUOTE]yo man why you snitchin
[QUOTE=Killer900;49556088]yo man why you snitchin[/QUOTE] When I say dispatch I literally mean I dispatched them, I work as the dispatcher :v: Somebody snitched to me while working at security, not me to security. [sp]Also nobody wants your smelly green shit stinking up the entire floor[/sp]
[QUOTE=nulls;49556078]Dude what the fuck is up with history teachers? Every social studies/history teacher I've had were awesome. My 8th grade social studies teacher would pour water on your head if you fell asleep in his class.[/QUOTE] My history teacher was this awesome bald dude with a small moustache. He was nicknamed the Mafia boss. When people were talking or sleeping in class, he'd walk over to their desk and slap the table with a ruler, applying quite some amount of force to the slap. This would make quite a loud noise and it would usually cause some girls to let out a short, startled scream. That guy was cool. I once told him about this new graphics card I had bought that was super expensive (the ATI HD5870 at the time was top of the line). He actually came round to my house to see it. Shit was amazing.
[QUOTE=Killer900;49556088]yo man why you snitchin[/QUOTE] At the moment i have to snitch because my flatmate is fucking annoying, has promised me he won't smoke inside 30+ times, blames other people, eats all my food, breaks my kitchen stuff, gets ash in my furniture, invites 15 people at a time into his room to smoke and be loud as fuck, sets off the fire alarm at 2 am, and finally all the smoke keeps giving my girlfriend seizures. I think i'm justified.
I can't think of any stories about any other kids I haven't already told in old versions but when I was like 15 I went through a stage of stealing weird shit. Like I remember one science class (I was in the dropkick class so we didn't do that much work) me and my mates were chilling shooting the shit before the end of the day and I notice this fire extinguisher just casually laying on the floor by the door and so I'm like "yeah I'm gonna rack that shit" so at the end of the period after we all got let out I waited until the teacher had left as well and I just ran in there with my bag and quickly shoved it in, I remember after that I was showing it in my bag to all my mates and a couple other kids in my class feeling hell proud of myself. Admittedly after that I did start racking more questionable stuff like laptops, cameras and speakers and ever since then after that in my year if you stole something I was the kid you showed it to to kinda prove yourself. [editline]qwewee[/editline] Another story of me stealing stupid shit, this time a failed attempt. For the longest time my school didn't have a canteen, and when it finally opened when I was 16 or 15 it was like one of those walk in canteens where you grab your own food and drink and take it to the counter to pay for it. Now it being brand new meant every day it was especially packed so I got the bright idea I'd start stealing drinks and shit and chuck it under my jacket and stand next to or in the que with somebody I knew that was actually buying something and walk out with them so it didn't look heaps suss. And that actually worked for a good two or so weeks until one of the lunch lady's noticed this one lanky Mexican looking kid kept coming into the canteen without actually buying anything, and one day I came in to do my normal routine but this time I was feeling a bit risky not knowing the lunch lady had her eye on me, you see I normally got like the small sized drinks because it wouldn't look as obvious under my jacket. Now this was a particularly hot February summers day in ol West Australia and I had a particular craving for nice big choc chill milk, unbeknownst to me at the time the lunch lady watched my every move as I took the milk from the fridge, put it under my jacket, and stood in line next to my friend Tori and as soon as I walk out the canteen doors she comes rushing after me yelling at me that I'm going to be going straight to Mr. Dunn (our head of discipline) for this, but I wasn't thinking that she'd definitely seen my face enough times to pick me out of the yearbook so I just bolted off throwing the milk behind me what in a slapstick fashion the lunch lady ran over and tripped on it sending her and the milk flying backwards. I remember later watching her question some of the other kids in my year group during that lunchtime about who I was and surprisingly nobody ratted me out (possibly due in part to she happened to ask the kids who I had also racked things from the canteen for) but like I mentioned earlier she knew my face and the next day I got sent straight to the disciplinary head, apparently it'd been such a spectacle that I heard from my little brother that even teachers and kids in his year were talking about it. A day or so later after I had my meeting with the disciplinary head who made me pay for the milk by the way, I was heading back to my SOSE class and when I walked in the door my teacher asks me "Why are you so late?" "Oh sorry sir I was talking to Mr. Dunn about that milk I stole the lunch lady tripped on" he replied with a grin "Now now why did you steal that milk?" "Coz I was thirsty" the class burst into laughter and being the cool teacher he was he gave me this unopened can of coke sitting on his desk "See now you don't have to steal from the canteen anymore". Honestly he was a mad cunt easily my favorite teacher in high school. If you guys like these stories I'll tell you about the most stupid thing I tried stealing what ended up in me getting expelled from that school.
[QUOTE=nulls;49556078]Dude what the fuck is up with history teachers? Every social studies/history teacher I've had were awesome. My 8th grade social studies teacher would pour water on your head if you fell asleep in his class.[/QUOTE] It's because history is easily the most boring subject if not done by a teacher who knows how to captivate an audience, so the most succesful history teachers are amazing storytellers/entertainers.
History is fucking awesome. I'm aspiring to be a history teacher myself. I'll bring swords for the medieval/rennaissance lessons.
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;49537759]Apparently, someone smoked weed at my school today. Not the weirdest on here, but I figured I'd post about it.[/QUOTE] So much weed got smoked in my highschool's bathroom, they eventually had teachers posted outside the doors all the time. So we avoided the 2-3ish cameras and went outside the gym :v: There was also a massive bush that you could hide and smoke inside, though if you can't hold your smoke youd get caught Also it was a 24hr CCTV thing that overwrote itself continuously so if nobody found out til monday that there were roaches on the sidewalk or that the second bathroom reeked you were off scot free. I also remember this one kid that was hiding a can of Ether in his sleeve and huffing it in class. Nice guy, total tard. Honestly doing pretty well nowadays. [editline]18th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Rangergxi;49541787]This guy in my math class just drank waterbottle Vodka in class and nobody cared.[/QUOTE] also this happened literally every day
[QUOTE=Sunkite;49556764]History is fucking awesome. I'm aspiring to be a history teacher myself.[/QUOTE] Hell yes you are, brothers in arms m80
[QUOTE=Sunkite;49556764]History is fucking awesome. I'm aspiring to be a history teacher myself. I'll bring swords for the medieval/rennaissance lessons.[/QUOTE] Just don't teach middle school. My dad teaches math/history and it's one of the reasons he went bald.
[QUOTE=mralexs;49557461]Just don't teach middle school. My dad teaches math/history and it's one of the reasons he went bald.[/QUOTE] Stress?
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49557493]Stress?[/QUOTE] Nah, math does that to hair. Ever seen a calculator with hair?
[QUOTE=mralexs;49557461]Just don't teach middle school. My dad teaches math/history and it's one of the reasons he went bald.[/QUOTE] I wan't to teach highschool students. Anyway, in order to not be completely offtopic. Way back when I was going through the first years of school, we had this guy in class with some serious temper issues. One day he got so mad while playing football with the rest of us he decided to try and dropkick one of us. Nothing bad happened. The idiot kept missing and landed flat on his back. I think he tried to do it like 5 or 6 times.
I've had some pretty excellent history teachers, English teachers could go suck a fat one though I've never been bad in any of my English classes or anything like that, it's just that the teachers were just really fucking pretentious assholes. They're so smug and think they're superior just because they read and are sooo cultured.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49560550]I've had some pretty excellent history teachers, English teachers could go suck a fat one though I've never been bad in any of my English classes or anything like that, it's just that the teachers were just really fucking pretentious assholes. They're so smug and think they're superior just because they read and are sooo cultured.[/QUOTE] My English teachers, especially after elementary, were all cool, I had this one teacher who used to be an improv comedian, who'd make jokes all the time and did a lot of physical humor. The teacher I have right now is a crazy bitch who tells us all these wierd ass stories about her life, and wierd shit that happened while she was teaching (one involved her teaching right after taking an adrenaline shot, and she nearly got fired because everyone thought she was on crack). All of the others were alright, but none have been pretentious.
I remember in history class we played the "Congress of Vienna game" where the class was split up into teams representing the UK, Prussia, Russia, Austria, and France. Each team had to negotiate with all of the other teams to try and complete certain objectives and which ever team fulfilled more objectives, either in full or in part, scored more points and the winning team got some bonus points on their class grade. Shit was a lot of fun. Anyways, more tales from dispatch. So this girl called wanting an escort to her apartment. Nothing unusual in and of itself however when asked where to and where from it turned out she was sitting in her car in front of her apartment. Apparently there were a couple of deer grazing nearby and she was utterly terrified of them. So an officer goes to find her but since it was dark he wasn't able to, we called her to ask her to turn her headlights on so he could find her but she outright refused. Why? Because someone had told her turning on your headlights draws the deer to you.
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[QUOTE=The Milkmann;49537759]Apparently, someone smoked weed at my school today. Not the weirdest on here, but I figured I'd post about it.[/QUOTE] People smoke in my school's bathrooms all the time and teachers are going nuts. They ended up locking the bathrooms because of it one time.
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;49556888]So much weed got smoked in my highschool's bathroom, they eventually had teachers posted outside the doors all the time. So we avoided the 2-3ish cameras and went outside the gym :v: There was also a massive bush that you could hide and smoke inside, though if you can't hold your smoke youd get caught Also it was a 24hr CCTV thing that overwrote itself continuously so if nobody found out til monday that there were roaches on the sidewalk or that the second bathroom reeked you were off scot free. I also remember this one kid that was hiding a can of Ether in his sleeve and huffing it in class. Nice guy, total tard. Honestly doing pretty well nowadays. [editline]18th January 2016[/editline] also this happened literally every day[/QUOTE] Oh man that reminds me of back in Year 10 me and my mates like crew was called "Swamp Crew" because we always went down to the swamp just outside the school grounds to smoke ciggies and chuff (weed), I remember one day our woodwork teacher (Who was on duty that day) ended up chasing us through it and the funniest part other than my friend danny falling off the pier into the water was he was actually my friend AJ's grandfather, and he knew exactly who we were but still gave us a chase.
[QUOTE=cdr248;49560550]I've had some pretty excellent history teachers, English teachers could go suck a fat one though I've never been bad in any of my English classes or anything like that, it's just that the teachers were just really fucking pretentious assholes. They're so smug and think they're superior just because they read and are sooo cultured.[/QUOTE] I had an English teacher one day who could speak English as well as a Spanish cow, because she was literally a Spanish cow. She had such a thick Spanish accent and understood so little of English itself, that we could understand nothing of what she said, and she could understand little too, so a lot of students failed because of that. And to top it off, it was English literature, which for some retarded reason, is more about knowing what the author might have meant for writhing even the smallest sentence than learning advanced English using literature. So I basically learned nothing and failed because I understood nothing either. The whole course was guessing work, both about the subject and about what the flying fuck the teacher was saying. [editline]19th January 2016[/editline] Oh and I just remembered about that cunt of a physical education teacher I had. The way it worked then was you chose the sport you wanted to practice the most in a list and submitted it and if you were lucky you'd get it. But 8 times out of 10 you did not, and end up with shit like golf or gymnastics. I ended up with golf, which was kinda boring but also hard to fail. Now at the time I had a huge crush on my friend. One day, she died in a car crash during winter. The funerals were to happen during a physical ed day, so I had to go to the funerals obviously. Well even with that in mind, that bitch decided to get me an absent penalty. But that's not all. She also had a thing against art and computer students. I don't know what exactly. I happened to be a computer one. Remember how it was hard to fail the golf class? Well I failed even though I passed all "exams". As all the other students that were in the same study field. I don't know what happened to her, but she can suck a fat one for all I care.
There is this kid I go to school with... lets call him James. So me and James used to get along really well. Then he started to experience more of the internet when he got himself a laptop. This really shitty laptop which cannot run games without running at like 10fps. He blows up my phone and Steam asking me to fix his computer. He also messages me asking me to play Minecraft with him. He will send a message every five minutes ALL DAY. If I tell him I'm busy he just gets more persistent. He also now considers himself a furry or something, and he cant go an hour without telling everyone that he is and saying, "Have I told you I'm a furry?" Yes James, you have. "Oh, yeah. I'm really into furry stuff. Woof. :3" He also has some anthropomorphic dragon character as his steam and facebook avatar. He claims to have drawn it himself, and that he spent hours coming up with the design and sketching it out. Google shows me it comes from a cringy Deviantart page and its several years old. I point this out to him. He says, yeah I had inspiration I guess. I examine both side by side and its literally the same image. Ah James. On another note, his younger brother is like 12 and he is cool as fuck.
[QUOTE=Duckakku;49562519]People smoke in my school's bathrooms all the time and teachers are going nuts. They ended up locking the bathrooms because of it one time.[/QUOTE] My high school would always lock bathrooms because of smoking, vandalism, etc, and they'd keep the most inconvenient one unlocked isn't it illegal to lock bathrooms anyways
My school has a very rampant smoking problem, so the administration installed smoke detectors that go off every ten minutes or so. After that a kid usually runs out of the place before a school officer can catch them. Never seen it happen though.
fuckin kid not washing his hands in the bathroom know the little shit too, he's my friend's little brother fucker's gonna get it next time i see him touch a doorknob
My brother used to have a girl named Kayla in his class. They'd hang out frequently, until one day they decided that they wanted to start dating. It was then that my brother found out that she was insane. After two weeks my brother dumped her. That's where it all began. Kayla decided to start stalking my brother a few days after the breakup. The first sign I saw of her stalking my brother was when I caught her standing on the end of the road, doing absolutely nothing except hold a phone which I believe was recording. She ran away when she realized I was his brother. I decided to not tell him about it, because it was really weird in my opinion. But in 2014, I found out that someone had caught an entire house on fire. Guess who caused it. Kayla was put in juvenile detention and a year later, I found her in front of our house, who at first I didn't recognize, but when my dad was talking about it, I knew it was Kayla. She was trying to ask my brother to go out with him again. He threatened her to call the cops again. We haven't seen her since.
[QUOTE=kijji;49564775]isn't it illegal to lock bathrooms anyways[/QUOTE] It should be. There's nothing worse than running to the bathroom in an emergency, only to find that it is locked.
[QUOTE=ILLUMM;49566412]My brother used to have a girl named Kayla in his class. They'd hang out frequently, until one day they decided that they wanted to start dating. It was then that my brother found out that she was insane. After two weeks my brother dumped her. That's where it all began. Kayla decided to start stalking my brother a few days after the breakup. The first sign I saw of her stalking my brother was when I caught her standing on the end of the road, doing absolutely nothing except hold a phone which I believe was recording. She ran away when she realized I was his brother. I decided to not tell him about it, because it was really weird in my opinion. But in 2014, I found out that someone had caught an entire house on fire. Guess who caused it. Kayla was put in juvenile detention and a year later, I found her in front of our house, who at first I didn't recognize, but when my dad was talking about it, I knew it was Kayla. She was trying to ask my brother to go out with him again. He threatened her to call the cops again. We haven't seen her since.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the time that my best friend, the one that I helped beat SM64 DS, dated this crazy bitch named Callie (not her real name, btw) when I was in high school. First off, she was a new student in class. A couple of days later, they started dating. I think she asked him out, but I can't remember anymore. She seemed normal, so I just shrugged it off. Didn't really think she was crazy. Two weeks later, I saw them kiss on the lips one day when I was in the bus looking through the window. I found it suspicious, since they've been in a relationship for two weeks, but I decided to let him sort it out. The next day, we were talking in the library in the morning, and he said that he didn't really feel anything towards Callie, so he was gonna break up with her. He did it the next day, and she was bawling her eyes out. Afterwards, she started rumors that he was a bad boyfriend and whatnot, and she was going to kill herself?. She started stalking him, trying to sit near him in the same table, etc. One day, he was in class, minding his own business. He looked at the window, only to find Callie [B]staring right back at him, with a very creepy smile[/B]. He told us that he was freaked out by this. I don't remember exactly what happened to her after that, but it was the last time we heard anything about her. I think she went to Alternative school, graduated, and is clinging to another boyfriend. My memory is kinda hazy right now, so this might not be accurate, but at least I got the main points across. I really don't want to ask my friend, since it might open old wounds. It was a terrible experience for him.
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