• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=kijji;49564775]My high school would always lock bathrooms because of smoking, vandalism, etc, and they'd keep the most inconvenient one unlocked isn't it illegal to lock bathrooms anyways[/QUOTE] My school does it too for the littlest shit. They don't have doors because the restroom entry is huge so they close the shutters for them. We keep having bomb threats posted in the bathrooms so they leave one open on the second floor of our main building. It gets crowded and it's getting to the point where we get escorted to them now. I'd hate to be the one having an emergency and having to rush a mile to a nearly full bathroom.
So some weird shit happened today in lecture. I'm sitting in the back of the hall and this guy is going knuckles deep into some chick sitting beside him (I assume it was his girlfriend). Anyway, this chick orgasms and she sounds like a fucking beluga whale trying to fuck a turtle. Everyone goes silent, they get kicked out, and the professor continues with the lecture.
why the fuck would anyone fist their girlfriend in the middle of a fucking lecture, how mental do you have to be
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49569441]why the fuck would anyone fist their girlfriend in the middle of a fucking lecture, how mental do you have to be[/QUOTE] Dude, believe me it fucked me the whole lecture. The whole time the Prof was talking I was getting my mind blown at why a person would do this.
[QUOTE=MrCanada;49569447]Dude, believe me it fucked me the whole lecture. The whole time the Prof was talking I was getting my mind blown at why a person would do this.[/QUOTE] Perhaps one or both of them were exhibitionists?
[QUOTE=Joekirk;49569511]Perhaps one or both of them were exhibitionists?[/QUOTE] Very possibly. They sort of had that exhibitionist-y sort of vibe.
[QUOTE=MrCanada;49569515]Very possibly. They sort of had that exhibitionist-y sort of vibe.[/QUOTE] Don't they? I don't even know these people and I'm getting this exact vibe.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;49569526]Don't they? I don't even know these people and I'm getting this exact vibe.[/QUOTE] Yeah exactly me too.
I'm on the other side of the globe and I can feel it too
[QUOTE]A few months ago, an autistic asperg with ADHD during class says out loud, "hey, you know, I just realised... I'm retarded!"[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Now if you remember W - he was the kid who announced loudly, clearly and obliviously the famous line that has made him a legend. The great "y'know, I just realised... I'm retarded!"[/QUOTE] Well a few months ago, just before school finished for the year, W asked an underage girl for nudes. When she refused, he [B]demanded[/B] that she send him nudes because his grandmother died. And the sad thing is, he probably lied about his grandmother dying. The dude's a fucking creep.
You cut the most important part: did it work?
[QUOTE=WhyNott;49570063]You cut the most important part: did it work?[/QUOTE] Well of course it did! She thought his grandmother died.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;49570063]You cut the most important part: did it work?[/QUOTE] No. It didn't. W is a fucking dumb cunt.
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;49567265]It should be. There's nothing worse than running to the bathroom in an emergency, only to find that it is locked.[/QUOTE] oh my god you just reminded me of the worst story. Not school shit but I may as well share there's a park behind my house/neighborhood; pretty popular with everyone in the near area. Well there are a bunch of bathrooms littered around the park. Usually at night the bathrooms were left open but I think because of this happening they were locked at night indefinitely. You can probably have a guess of where I'm going with this story. So, whoever it was got so pissed that the mens bathroom near the playground was locked at night that they decided to take it out on the bathroom door by smearing a large cut of human nutella on the front of the door. It also looked like they tried to write in the shit with a stick or something and gave up what a nice surprise for me to find when I decided to longboard around the park and go to take a piss. But a worse surprise for who had to clean it. I didn't use the bathroom
I used to sleep on my teachers lap
This girl in my French class asked when the American Independence Day was.
today i saw some junior suddenly started rubbing his nipples for some reason
[QUOTE=ShaggySmalls;49572847]I used to sleep on my teachers lap[/QUOTE] Nice. [editline]20th January 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=ChronoBlade;49569590]Well a few months ago, just before school finished for the year, W asked an underage girl for nudes. When she refused, he [B]demanded[/B] that she send him nudes because his grandmother died. And the sad thing is, he probably lied about his grandmother dying. The dude's a fucking creep.[/QUOTE] This reminds me: Guy I know is a giant fucking idiot and is madly in love with this one really bangn' chick. This chick is pretty liberal with her hoohany and has sent nudes to a buncha folks. Somehow Guy got a hold of Her snapchat and started asking for nudes (wasn't the first time either), the conversation went somewhat like this: Guy: "Remember in 8th grade when you sent Bob nudes?" Her: "Yeah joke's on him, my boobs have gotten x10 bigger since then." Guy: [I][B]"Prove it."[/B][/I] Then she just spams him with pictures of her forehead or the wall. Then she blocked him. The balls on this guy, son. fuckin senior quote: "Prove it."
[QUOTE=Scerelyn~;47215354]Okay, so this isn't entirely school-related, but it took place in a daycare sort of thing, so I guess it counts This is about the most obsessive girl I'd ever met For some background, there's this place which I am sure is exclusive to Las Vegas, Nevada, the city I live in, called Kids Quest... Fuck Mary.[/QUOTE] Holy crap, we may have crossed paths one day. I have some stories from that hell hole too. I used to have to go there because of my parents' jobs interfering with my elementary school hours. I think this was in 5th grade or so, but anyways there was one kid there who stole a bunch of the toy cars they had and was selling them to people like it was a drug; hiding it under his shirt and whatnot. He had some pretty good deals for selling his contraband; only 10 cents each! I actually ended up buying one with a dime I found and still have it around somewhere. I'm not sure if he ever got caught or not. The last day I remember from my time there was when I was playing this completely retarded game with 3 other kids. 2 of us, me included, were holding onto the bars above the short slides while swinging our legs out and kicking towards 2 others who were on the slides dodging our kicks as they came. The last thing I can remember is my foot contacting the kid in front of me right in the mouth and seeing his 2 front teeth eject from his face. Needless to say I felt completely terrible and am left with absolutely no fond memories of Kid's Quest. Whenever I think back to that I really just hope those were baby teeth, but I don't think they were... I also have a weird person story to tell that I'll get around to later.
there was a kid at my school everyone called disco kid i swear to god he walked the halls and did the disco point thing with his arm everywhere for years. our school paper (which was a really big deal at our school, everyone actually read it and it won a ton of awards) wrote an article on him and asked him why he said he's "bringing it back" they interviewed his mom and she seemed upset "we dont know why he's doing it" he was doing it at home fucking disco kid he was a year younger than me and i heard he did it until he graduated
This bitch thinks that the sky is blue because it reflects the blue of the ocean, and thought south america was Africa. this is a 12th grade class, how can you be so stupid.
i was the weird kid at my school. in middle school, i became obsessed with this one kid for some reason and i would do anything in order to stay relevant in his life. and by anything, i mean i tried my absolute hardest to convince him i was a vampire. at the time, twilight was at it's beginnings of being super popular; it was before the fourth book had come out, and so vampires were really In. being a 6th grader, i thought that if crush "knew" i was a vampire, then he would HAVE to want to be my boyfriend. i put in a lot of time and research into vampirism, and decided that "emotional vampire" would be the best story to try to sell to him. he seemed to be intrigued and i was definitely relevant to him for at least a week based on this new information about me. looking back on it, i can't entirely tell if he actually believed me or if he was just humoring me. an unrelated story (though i guess kind of related?): there was this girl in middle school who literally never showered or brushed her hair. she smelled absolutely terrible. she was also convinced she was a wolf. she was very sensitive about that aspect of her personality, and so when people would ask her to howl or make fun of her, she would of course howl, then growl and she would be very confrontational about it. in 7th grade science class, we were seated alphabetically, and unluckily for me, i was put right behind her. i would rush to class every day so i could push her seat as far forward and mine as far back as i could. come high school, she would just tell people to shut up if they mentioned her being a wolf. she also got a haircut, started brushing her hair, and i think she actually started showering. a true turnaround. i never saw her again after 9th grade.
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49522417]Theres a kid I just saw during my lecture class, he stuck his finger up to the second bendy bit in his nose, pulled it out, and licked it like a lolly pop clean. He proceeded to do it twice more. He is the grossest filtiest kid in my program.[/QUOTE] Status update: this guy now walks around wearing a CCCP shirt and a black fur hat with the soviet hammer and sickle on it. Full fucking KGB, more russian than putin.
[QUOTE=Sunkite;49556764]History is fucking awesome. I'm aspiring to be a history teacher myself. I'll bring swords for the medieval/rennaissance lessons.[/QUOTE] Hell yeah, son. Teachers 4 lyfe
[QUOTE=witchgirls;49574660]i was the weird kid at my school. in middle school, i became obsessed with this one kid for some reason and i would do anything in order to stay relevant in his life. and by anything, i mean i tried my absolute hardest to convince him i was a vampire. at the time, twilight was at it's beginnings of being super popular; it was before the fourth book had come out, and so vampires were really In. being a 6th grader, i thought that if crush "knew" i was a vampire, then he would HAVE to want to be my boyfriend. i put in a lot of time and research into vampirism, and decided that "emotional vampire" would be the best story to try to sell to him. he seemed to be intrigued and i was definitely relevant to him for at least a week based on this new information about me. looking back on it, i can't entirely tell if he actually believed me or if he was just humoring me. [/QUOTE] wait wtf YOU WERENT A VAMPIRE? fuck my life means nothing now brb
[QUOTE=Zombie_2371;49575498]Status update: this guy now walks around wearing a CCCP shirt and a black fur hat with the soviet hammer and sickle on it. Full fucking KGB, more russian than putin.[/QUOTE] was he wearing a Ushanka? :v:
i think thats what he meant [editline]21st January 2016[/editline] i'd love to have an original ussr ushanka though
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49576975]i think thats what he meant [editline]21st January 2016[/editline] i'd love to have an original ussr ushanka though[/QUOTE] Yeah that's what I was thinking. content: I knew the man that planned and did this from elementary school all the way to high school but wasn't ever really that close with him. It fucked his life up when he got caught, this is an article from when it happened in 2009 when I was also a freshman [quote=article about my school]Three teenagers were arrested today in connection with defacing Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School with swastikas and other graffiti, according to the Broward Sheriffs Office. It was other students that helped turn them in by sending texts messages to the Sheriffs Office, officials said. The trio, whose names were not released, all lives in Coral Springs. They are two Stoneman Douglas High School freshmen and one Coral Springs Middle School seventh grader. They face burglary and felony criminal mischief charges. The students are accused of spray-painting the schools courtyard walls and front gate Thursday night, causing thousands of dollars worth of damage. The graffiti was discovered by the school's custodial staff after 6 a.m. today, before school started, said Broward County School District spokesman Keith Bromery. [B]Students at the school said the pranksters insulted security staff at the school by writing on walls that they were "fat," they broke mirrors in the bathroom, scribbled curse words on the vending machines, painted pictures of male genitalia on the courtyard, drew over the windows with paint and scrawled swastikas throughout the courtyard area.[/B][/quote] They painted a huge 50ft dick in the courtyard by pretty much just pouring paint on the floor. They only got caught because of one guy wanting to take credit for doing it when a rumor started going around about who did it (diff people from who actually did). One last thing, they drew caricatures of staff but Nazi like and it really got to some of the people at the school. The guy I knew who was part of making it happen regretted that shit for years. But he's actually moved on from it now I was like what the fuck when I walked into school that day, he was on house arrest for a long ass time and the school forced his parents to pay for the immense paint damage.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;49576975]i think thats what he meant [editline]21st January 2016[/editline] i'd love to have an original ussr ushanka though[/QUOTE] I own one and I used to own a steel helmet from back then but sadly I've lost it
[QUOTE=GeeNoVoid;49548642]A few weeks ago, someone in 7th grade was suspended for trying to strangle someone else with a lanyard. The same person was caught masturbating to porn in a bathroom stall a few months earlier.[/QUOTE] How in the hell do you get caught for that? I didn't even get caught in a classroom full of freshmen during the middle of class when we were doing presentations. That dude must've been making some weird noises to be caught in a bathroom stall
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