• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Kite_shugo;49576957]was he wearing a Ushanka? :v:[/QUOTE] This: [T]https://www.ushanka.com/media/products/black-ushanka.jpg[/t]
[QUOTE=.Vel;49578315]I didn't even get caught in a classroom full of freshmen during the middle of class when we were doing presentations[/QUOTE] what
[QUOTE=.Vel;49578315]How in the hell do you get caught for that? I didn't even get caught in a classroom full of freshmen during the middle of class when we were doing presentations. That dude must've been making some weird noises to be caught in a bathroom stall[/QUOTE] That's nasty dude...
[QUOTE=.Vel;49578315]I didn't even get caught in a classroom full of freshmen during the middle of class[/QUOTE] :pudge:
[QUOTE=.Vel;49578315]I didn't even get caught in a classroom full of freshmen during the middle of class when we were doing presentations.[/QUOTE] Do you have a story behind this?
It baffles me when people fap at school, how does one have so little self-control? But oh well you the champ for taking that risk
I was just walking through the library earlier today on my way to work, and passed the entrance at just the right time. This kid was walking towards the door, and then he stopped and kind of arched his back slightly. He then proceeded to let out (or in?) thee biggest snort I've ever heard. It lasted a good 2 seconds, and then after that he walked through the doors and started jogging across campus. I was instantly reminded of this thread.
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WAIT. I HAVE ANOTHER STORY TO TELL. This time, on a teacher. Okay so there once was a teacher, who, for all classified purposes, was called... M. Anyway, she was an old French teacher who taught my History class in year 8 and was generally a very nice teacher. She used to get angry at some of the students in my class, swearing at them and what not. Which was a shame because she was just misunderstood. I forgot when she left the school but on her last day she was speaking to the class, sitting on a table. But because the table was half-broken, she fell through it, yelling at the top of her lungs, "FUCK!" Also, her laptop fell through the table as well. Then she got up and yelled, "STOP FUCKING LAUGHING YOU [B]CUNTS![/B]" And proceeded to waddle to the first aid room. Poor Ms. M. Very, very misunderstood.
[QUOTE=gottifour;49581234][img]http://i.imgur.com/WjcnGJK.png[/img][/QUOTE] Now I want to know exactly why they stopped. Was it because they couldn't put up with the smell or because nobody else could?
[QUOTE=jackteam54;49581294]Now I want to know exactly why they stopped. Was it because they couldn't put up with the smell or because nobody else could?[/QUOTE] people who don't shower on [I]at least[/I] a weekly basis don't even know how bad they smell
[QUOTE=jackteam54;49581294]Now I want to know exactly why they stopped. Was it because they couldn't put up with the smell or because nobody else could?[/QUOTE] i've honestly never smelled this person (frankly because i try to keep my distance because they're fucking weird) she made some How to Drain your Dragon and Ben 10 fanfiction (which was really just about the protagonist slitting their wrists and someone pitying them) she awkwardly breaks into people's conversations and we all sit silently until she turns back to what she is doing and she is a brony/doctor who lover who loves wearing shirts that combine the two
The guy I sit beside in a class is a mouthbreathing 40+ year old, who hacks his phelm into the back of his throat and then loudly swallows it. It imagine his skin tastes disgusting.
Update on the edgelord wearing the Healing Copper gloves. Turns out he's also wearing the knee things of the same brand. I don't even really know what to call them, it's just a spandex sleeve with copper bits on it you put around your knee. He has stopped wearing normal shoes and just comes in with what I believe to be NASCAR house slippers. And to top it off with a hygiene update, still as flaky as last time. I had to hold back gagging looking over at him though. I can't tell if it's dandruff skin flakes from elsewhere, but his tablet was covered with what looked like Parmesan cheese. He didn't seem to think anything of it either, as he just kept on scribbling, with it piling up below him.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49581543]I go to the Business college at my university, and there we have a notorious student, known by both faculty and staff. My friends and I call her "blonde chick" Blonde chick is a woman in her mid 30s who is completely full of herself. If pride is a sin, she's going to hell. This is her second time going to college, because her first degree was in political science (lmao) Here are a few quotes from her: "When I was in 8th grade, I was already reading on a collegiate level" "I've already been through college once, I [I]kinda[/I] know how it works" "My husband makes [I]good money[/I] haha we don't have to worry about money" She is the student who raises her hand for every question and thinks her IQ is exponentially increased every time she gets one right. She gets a HUGE boost in ego, no matter how easy the question. (And if you've been to college, you know the only reason no one answers the teachers questions is because no one feels like talking, not necessarily because the question is hard) She ALWAYS tries to bring in the fact she's twice the age of everyone else. When teachers make comments about old events and say "Heh, most of you are too young to remember this.." she'll always make a comment about how she's in her mid 30s. She wants EVERYONE to know she's old as fuck, wasted 4 years on a political science degree, and her husband puts in all the financial work in the relationship. And if she starts talking, she will not stop. It is [I]always[/I] a story about herself, and we just feel sorry for whoever she starts talking to. She doesn't care who she talks to, she just wants anyone to nod their head and go "uh-huh.." so she can feel some sense of acknowledgement and justification in her stories. She's a mid-30's woman-child (as opposed to a manchild)[/QUOTE] Does she have kids? If not, this is the kind of woman who ends up a mombie.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;49581621]She sure does, and does not skimp on any chance to talk about how "she's already 3 and has a tablet haha I remember when I was 3 I didn't have that get it because I'm in my 30s"[/QUOTE] Tell her older mothers have a massive chance of giving their kids a multitude of health problems. And better bag baby #2, because at 40, a father gives his children a 10% chance of downs.
In freshmen year of high school I used to argue with myself and wore dresses with pants. So, I guess I was the weird kid (Although I have yet to masterbate in band class) But it's ok, I turned out hot. That cancels out being weird.
Remember that kid I said who was a total GTA V whore? We're at school right now and he's playing V right now in my laptop. I was playing other games and he was beside me watching and he kept whispering and whispering. "Come on man... let's play GTA V.." "Play GTA V man...." "Let's play GTA V man..." after that hooked up my laptop with the charger and when I came back he already took my place. He's so desperate for this game. Back then when I didn't have the hardware to play but I already had the game. (It was running like shit) he would still beg that I start it up. He'd play it at 1 fps. No frames even. He's still playing now.
Used to have the stereotypical naruto clan that would roam the lunch room practicing their jutsus, though eventually they fractured into two factions of homestuck kids and bronies. Was pretty hilarious to watch
[QUOTE=gustavholst;49581992] But it's ok, I turned out hot. That cancels out being weird.[/QUOTE]Not necessarily... it just means that when people say "Don't stick your dick in crazy," they're talking about you.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49582136]Not necessarily... it just means that when people say "Don't stick your dick in crazy," they're talking about you.[/QUOTE] don't worry, I should know best with this fucking girl lol
So the best scene ever happened today. This story revolves around 3 guys, C, J, and M. J is a wuss bitch who makes himself look like an idiot infront of everybody all the time, M is a straight savage who will do practically anything he thinks is funny, and C is a ghetto as fuck dude who probably is in a gang. Basically me and M find a Chucky Cheese ball, and then I tell M that he should throw it at the back of C's head, M laughs and then does it, C then comes and says "this lil nigga want to play games!" and then socks him super fucking hard in the side of his stomach, and then backs away while flipping M off. Then J comes up and fucking mocks C like 5 seconds later. turns out, C was standing right behind J, says "what the fuck you say?" and then C kicked J in the balls so hard that you could hear J's children screaming, it doesn't help that C was wearing steel toed boots. J then thought the best course of action was to snitch about it (it wasnt), and now he has a huge beef with C.
We've been getting a lot of snow around here lately and there have been a lot of snowball fights in the bathrooms. Like kids sit in the stalls with snowballs on the toilet seats and ambush the next unlucky fellow to walk in. I'm in pretty good with these kids so I'm safe to not get hit and it's always hilarious when I see a person come in after me get nailed in the face.
Had this senior last year that was obsessed with memes. Every word that came out of his mouth was meme-related. His normal speaking volume was practically yelling too. You knew he was coming if you heard someone yell "DANK MEMES" from the other side of the school. He would always goof off in class and go on 4chan. I'm surprised he passed for the year. When we had school elections he put up his own election posters, except they said: "Vote Pepe for president. The commoner's vote."
[QUOTE=The golden;49589248]Take comfort in the fact that once he grows out of it, he will look back on that part of his life with disgust and crippling cringe-ridden regret.[/QUOTE] I don't know, I saw a 30+ year old neckbeard last week.
[QUOTE=Maksie99;49589347]I don't know, I saw a 30+ year old neckbeard last week.[/QUOTE] I saw a nine year old neckbeard yesterday. But then again, it could've been a 20-30 year old neckbeard dressed up as a nine year old.
[QUOTE=The golden;49589248]Take comfort in the fact that once he grows out of it, he will look back on that part of his life with disgust and crippling cringe-ridden regret.[/QUOTE] I like to think the same thing but sometimes these people just don't seem like that kind that would ever grow out of it because it is all there is to there personality. He kind of felt like one of those guys.
[QUOTE=jackteam54;49589435]I like to think the same thing but sometimes these people just don't seem like that kind that would ever grow out of it because it is all there is to there personality. He kind of felt like one of those guys.[/QUOTE] Memes are funny if they're an inside joke between friends. My friend and I (23 years old) put memes in presentations we held in front of class. We did it in such way that you wouldn't notice if you don't know the memes. One of us would seemingly randomly start laughing during the presentation. Randomly shouting out memes isn't funny, though. That "pepe for president" poster could be hilarious, if only for the reactions of people who don't know pepe. "the fuck is this? Some frog for president? Is this some kind of joke?" hearing people talk about it like that would crack me up. It's like that video of Oprah Winfrey talking about the over 9000 rapists. Over 9000 was long dead already, but because she and her audience took it so seriously, it was hilarious.
[QUOTE=FPtje;49589503]Memes are funny if they're an inside joke between friends. My friend and I (23 years old) put memes in presentations we held in front of class. We did it in such way that you wouldn't notice if you don't know the memes. One of us would seemingly randomly start laughing during the presentation. Randomly shouting out memes isn't funny, though. That "pepe for president" poster could be hilarious, if only for the reactions of people who don't know pepe. "the fuck is this? Some frog for president? Is this some kind of joke?" hearing people talk about it like that would crack me up. It's like that video of Oprah Winfrey talking about the over 9000 rapists. Over 9000 was long dead already, but because she and her audience took it so seriously, it was hilarious.[/QUOTE] That's the only way I can find memes funny when they're not online. As long as it has a touch of anti-humour to it, like you said about the reaction to the poster, or it's ironic
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