Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Not school but local area, A 14 year old cut down our little towns christmas tree and has to pay for it and do community service, also we have a guy who we call Mcdonalds Nick he spends all his time in mcdonalds, he also says some weird stuff and does weird things like shout on the bus make really loud phone calls and touch and smell peoples hair.
[QUOTE=FishNachoz;49593013]in my college I have to take my breaks/eat dinner in the disability hub due to having Aspergers.[/QUOTE]
What the actual fuck? Is that even legal?
There is a hipster-looking freshman this year who is in my Writing for TV and Drama classes. At first, the dude was kind of quiet, which was understandable since he was brand new here. However, once he started to speak things got a little interesting.
The dude is obsessed with dead baby jokes, sometimes all class that only thing that will come out of his mouth is dead baby jokes. While I don't mind them myself and have admittedly chuckled at a few, others in the room find it extremely uncomfortable but he doesn't stop. One time we had a substitute teacher in Writing for TV that wrote him up because he refused to stop. When he wrote the complaint to our teacher, not knowing his name, our teacher instantly knew who he was talking about.
He's mellowed out with the jokes, but now he more so talks about political stuff. One of the most notable quotes from when we were talking about vegans one time is "eating an animal is basically cannibalism when you think about it."
Also, in Drama class we had to perform a commercial for a fake product we made up (it had to be reasonable and actually believable). When we were submitting our ideas he started a running joke within our class. His first idea was something called the "Butt Knife". I forget exactly what it did but it involved stabbing one's own butt. He kept pushing for it really hard to the teacher but our teacher just kept making fun of it and saying no. Because of this, a few people decided to poke fun at the idea in their own performances, including myself.
Luckily he was really cool with it, so no drama (heh) happened there. He still doesn't get why the idea was rejected though.
[QUOTE=FishNachoz;49593013]
Now the brony has everything to do with MLP at his disposal, he uses a pony bag which has at least 20 MLP pins on it and wears a different pony shirt everyday.
Every now and again I'll take look away from my book or whatever and [B]he's staring at me, I'm not sure why but it's highly unnerving[/B]. He's usually on his phone wearing earphones watching random shit, but this one time I saw him watching Barney the Dinosaur while walking past.
Someone send help. :hammered:[/QUOTE]
Oh gee, I wonder why?
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;49582122]Remember that kid I said who was a total GTA V whore? We're at school right now and he's playing V right now in my laptop. I was playing other games and he was beside me watching and he kept whispering and whispering. "Come on man... let's play GTA V.." "Play GTA V man...." "Let's play GTA V man..." after that hooked up my laptop with the charger and when I came back he already took my place. He's so desperate for this game. Back then when I didn't have the hardware to play but I already had the game. (It was running like shit) he would still beg that I start it up. He'd play it at 1 fps. No frames even. He's still playing now.[/QUOTE]
You should launch GTA IV for him instead.
Okay ive got a big one.
I remember a few years ago my mum was in a really tight financial state, so i needed to take *any* college course so i counted as being in education.Two of my friends and I applied for a media studies and production course thinking it would be a laugh.
We weren't wrong. We were the only people in the class without some kind of serious learning difficulty, most of the people there had autism, and for the most part that just meant they were very shy and didn't interact with each other very well.
But there were 4 kids in particular that made that year the weirdest most surreal shit, and no matter how bad they got, they would always get away with fucking murder.
One guy is obsessed with trains and bad puns, spent every day doing fuck all work and watching Thomas the tank engine, loudly exclaiming the worst puns you can imagine every time there was a dip in the conversation *repeating them* until someone pretended to laugh. He asked out every single girl in the class at least twice, and would try to win them over with lines from The Mask and Pictures of them as tank engines. He was really really friendly though so we tried to stop other students bullying him and tried our best to humor him.
Another guy just had tourretes, but he was also a thick as pig shit stoner and had absolutely no will-power, and would projectile vomit at the slightest hint of grossness- he would frequently just get up and leave class to go and buy a coffee from the college cafe, and would answer his phone loudly in class to arrange to buy weed in the toilets of our block. he threw up in class about 7 times (usually because he was watching youtube vids of spots being popped) before he eventually got suspended for smoking pot in class. Got away with absolutely everything he did until one day we convinced the gullible twat to actually walk into class smoking a joint so there was no way the tutors could claim to have missed it.
There was this guy called robin who looked like a cross between nigel thorn-berry and nosferatu. His life ambition was to be a bus-driver. As the term progressed it became apparent that his obsession with buses went a bit further than we would have thought when he started showing up for class in a second hand southern vectis bus-driver's uniform, complete with ticket machine- and kept showing us pictures of the real buses he [i] had personally bought [/i]. He would fly into a rage if anyone bad-mouthed the local bus company and would often storm out crying if someone showed up for class and said "sorry im late, the bus wasn't on time".
The guy was a misogynistic, racist prick who came very close to getting beaten up several times for being an obnoxious creep. he briefly dated a girl in the class, but got dumped after he drove her out into the middle of nowhere in his car and said he would leave her there if she didn't either have sex with him or pay him £30 for petrol.
From her we found out his greatest sexual fantasy was to "fuck a girl hard in the back of a bus" or "to find a way to be "truly intimate" with a bus". lmao.
Finally we have the dude who was a fucking school shooting waiting to happen. He looked like a stereotypical serial killer, constantly had the darkest facial expression ive ever seen, spoke in a high pitched Canadian accent at all times despite being born and raised in England, spent most lessons muttering to himself and staring at other students, and the dude absolutely *loved* murder and gore. Every lesson he would watch genuine CCTV footage of murders, rapes, dismemberment, animal cruelty on dodgy sites, or films about serial killers or car accidents. When we were given a assignment to compare and contrast two advertisements to the whole class, he chose to show us two road safety ads where people get hit by cars, including that pretty grim one where a girl ends up impaled on her dead bf's body, but made no attempt to compare them or talk about them, he just stood at the projection grinning with his hands in his pants stammering incomplete sentences. The murder obsession reached outright comical levels, he would sit at his desk with his headphones on listening to female screams loud enough for the entire class to hear.
His antics got so bad that our classes learning support took our tutor aside and said she felt incredibly uncomfortable working with him.
I ended up leaving the course because of this dude, we decided to discretely keep tabs on him via social media just to see wtf was up with him, and he was posting on facebook groups about people he wouldn't mind murdering and what movie characters he would emulate when he did it. a month before the end of our final unit the guy brought a box-cutter knife into class and just fiddled with it inside his coat, i tried to tell the tutor but one of the special ed girls overheard and started yelling about it, the guy took off and by the time they caught up with him, the knife was nowhere to be seen and i got in serious trouble for bullying the guy and making serious accusations against a poor special kid with no friends.
Left that day and just didn't come back, i wasn't going to risk getting stabbed for a level 2 media qualification.
Everyone else go home, thread's over.
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[QUOTE=fulgrim;49597811]Literally a future murderer [/QUOTE]
:wideeye:
So there's a weird lady in my history class. shes like, 60 years old and she's auditing the course. she says shes a history teacher at a middle school. she's also the kind of person who tries to complete the professors sentences to show that she knows everything. Except I can't think of a single instance in which she has been right.
As a side note, she looks like she chose one outfit to wear in 1974 and decided to never wear anything except for that
[QUOTE=Killer monkey;49600877]:wideeye:[/QUOTE]
He also has a youtube channel where he does wierd fucking videos.
Usually he mashes up pictures of what looks like his middle school prom-date with stock photos of models and footage of him pulling that constant fucking scowl while sitting in public toilets/walking around his house, and then adds in some possibly real scenes of car crash victims.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIjaMrA5u08&list=PLgHBr3rh0R8GDCscJ0HeZ0WhubK-q4hpd&index=5[/media]
[QUOTE=fulgrim;49597811], including that pretty grim one where a girl ends up impaled on her dead bf's body,[/QUOTE]
Fucking what
It's so fucked how special eds can get away with everything with nobody doing anything. For all we know this guy will actually try to kill someone or actually do kill someone one day, just because nobody does fucking nothing about it, just because he's "special"
One of my biology teacher wanted to teach how the blood looks like. What he did is he got a knife from the school kitchen and he sliced his vein open. He was going to the hospital for almost bleeding to death.
He's fired.
gg no re I didn't slept for 4 fucking days.
EDIT:
Oh we're talking about kids? Um. Shit.
[QUOTE=BiggotPlayer;49603927]One of my biology teacher wanted to teach how the blood looks like. What he did is he got a knife from the school kitchen and he sliced his vein open. He was going to the hospital for almost bleeding to death.
He's fired.
gg no re I didn't slept for 4 fucking days.
EDIT:
Oh we're talking about kids? Um. Shit.[/QUOTE]
That's real dedication to education.
Wish my lecturers were half as dedicated.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;49602420]Fucking what[/QUOTE]
Assuming it's the same one I've seen, it's actually kinda stupid. It's so bad it's more funny than unsettling.
EDIT: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YEoYGArMas[/url]
A boy who usually sits at the front of my History class came in later than usual today. He asked the teacher if he could move so he was moved to the table next to me. Blah blah history blah blah. About halfway through the lesson I looked up and saw he had a huge fucking glob of chewing gum stuck in the back of his hair. I tapped on his shoulders and pointed it out to him.
He nodded before reaching his hand around, pulling a bit off and started to chew it. I almost threw up. I tried to carry on with my work but he poked me and asked if I wanted some, as if it was super normal. I said "no thanks".
As I was packing my stuff up, I heard him talking to some girl as he left. She asked why there was chewing gum in his hair.
"I need a place to store my lube."
[QUOTE=BiggotPlayer;49603927]One of my biology teacher wanted to teach how the blood looks like. What he did is he got a knife from the school kitchen and he sliced his vein open. He was going to the hospital for almost bleeding to death.
He's fired.
gg no re I didn't slept for 4 fucking days.
EDIT:
Oh we're talking about kids? Um. Shit.[/QUOTE]
He could have taken the lesson one step further by teaching about blood types via blood transfusion!
:snip:
[QUOTE=Mattscreab;49610825]Theres some kids at my school that do meth/weed and dance gabber while tripping.
Also some girl asked to cover me while she snorts crack right behind principal. You know what? I actually did it.
My school is surrealistic tier shit.[/QUOTE]
That's pretty normal actually.
on the last day of school, some kids on the bus opened the rear emergency door and jumped off at a stop. afaik they cant take the bus ever again or got suspended
[QUOTE=CMPunkBITW;49612172]on the last day of school, some kids on the bus opened the rear emergency door and jumped off at a stop. afaik they cant take the bus ever again or got suspended[/QUOTE]
I always thought this was some kind of tradition and everyone enjoyed, and even encouraged it?
To clarify about the post before, that was about 4 years ago. I wouldn't do that nowadays. It's not something I see as okay.
I was pretty damn weird back then.
[QUOTE=Mattscreab;49610825]You know what? I actually did it.[/QUOTE]
the absolute madman
i also remember that we had a industrial printer in computer class, and this kid made it print random shit. one day it was 100 sheets of blank pages. the next day he printed porn on one sheet but also printed like 100 blank sheets so it was hidden. next day printer was broken.
So there's this kid who used to go to my school, and he's like really weird. Random freakouts, etc.
I found his youtube channel.
and a video he made.
enjoy.
[video=youtube;YFiINfDp-Nc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiINfDp-Nc[/video]
[editline]29th January 2016[/editline]
also feel free to check out his channel. another masterpiece is "fugle dugle"
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49632979]So there's this kid who used to go to my school, and he's like really weird. Random freakouts, etc.
I found his youtube channel.
and a video he made.
enjoy.
[video=youtube;YFiINfDp-Nc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiINfDp-Nc[/video]
[editline]29th January 2016[/editline]
also feel free to check out his channel. another masterpiece is "fugle dugle"[/QUOTE]
If only I could join his crew... if I watch lazytown all day long
His other video is literally called "Cancer prank in the hood gone sexual gone wrong funniest prank 2016 NEW"
In middle school this one kid just found out what masturbation was. He wouldn't shut up about it either, it was daily he kept going on and on about how great it is. After about 5 weeks of this during a math test he was sitting next to me. He just started sweating, not light sweat, sweat was dripping and falling on his paper. I thought he was ill so I just moved over a little. A few moments later he's clenching his teeth and breaks his pencil then whispers to me. "I can't take it. I have to."
He unzipped his pants and stars jerking it. I call for the teacher and he says "No talking." He's pounding on his desk going "Ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhh yes. Yes mother." By now I'm moved over up against the wall and I'm trying to get the teacher's attention. Finally he walks over pissed off and demands to know why I'm interrupting the class then sees the kid next to me. The teacher just tells him to stop and by now he's short stroking and goes "Ooh chubby hubby like!" He then turns and blows his load on the teacher's shoes. He got expelled for it but the next day we had a new teacher and there was a wet floor sign where I was sitting the day prior.
[QUOTE=fulgrim;49597811]he would sit at his desk with his headphones on listening to female screams loud enough for the entire class to hear.[/QUOTE]
This reminds me when it was the last day of High School I was playing Manhunt 2 on the PSP. Right when the teacher walked in the phone execution scene started.
"Okay class."
"[strangling, struggling noises in the back]"
[quote][video=youtube;6yh3uoPLrOk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yh3uoPLrOk[/video][/quote]
[QUOTE=BiggotPlayer;49603927]One of my biology teacher wanted to teach how the blood looks like. What he did is he got a knife from the school kitchen and he sliced his vein open. He was going to the hospital for almost bleeding to death.
He's fired.
gg no re I didn't slept for 4 fucking days.
EDIT:
Oh we're talking about kids? Um. Shit.[/QUOTE]
I had a history teacher set fire to his hair once to demonstrate the effects of bombing (Somehow). Wasn't as rad as slicing open a vein but the bastards hair went completely alight. He was a great teacher though.
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