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[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;49603491]It's so fucked how special eds can get away with everything with nobody doing anything. For all we know this guy will actually try to kill someone or actually do kill someone one day, just because nobody does fucking nothing about it, just because he's "special"[/QUOTE] uh, more details please?
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49632979]So there's this kid who used to go to my school, and he's like really weird. Random freakouts, etc. I found his youtube channel. and a video he made. enjoy. [video=youtube;YFiINfDp-Nc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiINfDp-Nc[/video] [editline]29th January 2016[/editline] also feel free to check out his channel. another masterpiece is "fugle dugle"[/QUOTE] This is some of the best deconstructionist humor I've ever laid eyes on. This channel deserves millions of subscribers.
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49632979]So there's this kid who used to go to my school, and he's like really weird. Random freakouts, etc. I found his youtube channel. and a video he made. enjoy. [video=youtube;YFiINfDp-Nc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFiINfDp-Nc[/video] [editline]29th January 2016[/editline] also feel free to check out his channel. another masterpiece is "fugle dugle"[/QUOTE] He's gonna be big as fuck on youtube someday, just watch
Like a year or two ago one of our classmates really liked to jerk off, once on a table and apparently in the school bathrooms as well Last time I had contact with him he sent "i luv u" type messages to me, which were meant for his gf. Then he pretended that they actually were meant for me Keyword being pretend, which I hope he was
A kid in my computer class keeps trying to show me gore
Why does my generation have to be so fucking stupid? (I'm 13) There's literally someone in my class that spells "threatening" like "threting", "thought" like "thot", and doesn't even know how to spell "minute".
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49649690]Why does my generation have to be so fucking stupid? (I'm 13) There's literally someone in my class that spells "threatening" like "threting", "thought" like "thot", and doesn't even know how to spell "minute".[/QUOTE] You think that's bad? Just today I entered a classroom(Not mine) when one of the girls asks where Africa was. And the rest of the class was having trouble finding Antarctica. They were all at least sixteen. [editline]Edited:[/editline] Oh, and when they left(we came to that class fifteen minutes early to start an exam), the teacher asked us "How do you feel knowing that they'll be able to vote in one or two years?"
[QUOTE=Kierany9;49649741]You think that's bad? Just today I entered a classroom(Not mine) when one of the girls asks where Africa was. And the rest of the class was having trouble finding Antarctica. They were all at least sixteen. [editline]Edited:[/editline] Oh, and when they left(we came to that class fifteen minutes early to start an exam), the teacher asked us "How do you feel knowing that they'll be able to vote in one or two years?"[/QUOTE] This makes me legitamitely worried. The future is gonna be pretty damn grim if we have people like that teaching the next generation.
[QUOTE=MaximLaHaxim;49649690]Why does my generation have to be so fucking stupid? (I'm 13)[/QUOTE] I've actually noticed that the amount of people that seem dissatisfied with people their own age peaks at like 12 or 13. Usually this dissatisfaction appears to come in forms of an excuse: "[I]yeah I'm 12 years old, but I'm more intelligent than what my age suggests[/I]." Source: literally my own experience. That said, people being unable to spell the most basic shit is prevalent in all ages in varying degrees. People don't like being corrected in any way. There's no culture for improving shit like that. Seriously, think about it. How can you point out a spelling/grammar mistake to someone without them going defensive about it? [editline]1st February 2016[/editline] In a similar story, when I was in the last year of secondary school (17-18 years old), during an English lesson, the pair of girls behind me called my name. When I turned around they asked: Girls: You're good at English, right? Me: uhh sure? Girls: Ok, do you know what the word "until" means? Me: You don't know? Girls: No we've both never heard it before. I explained it, and they went "oh right, no we didn't know". Sure, English is not the native language of the Dutch, but it's the most important other language. They should know what the fuck "until" means.
Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE]I taught a girl how to read them in freshman year of HS. She's the sort of person that's very sweet and generally wonderful to be around but is unfortunately dumb as a box of rocks.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE] I dont know how to read analog clocks either..... EDIT: never mind i know now
[QUOTE=Fox Powers;49651251]I dont know how to read analog clocks either.....[/QUOTE] I don't know how to tie shoelaces
Not sure if anyone else had this but between year 7-9 (-11 for core subjects), people were put into sets for each subject. Set 1, best students. Set 6, worst. Unfortunately all you needed to get into Set 1 English was to be creative and be able to create bullshit symbolism from minor things. Thus, I entered Year 10 English and was placed by a girl I can only compare to Karen from Mean Girls. She once slowly poked my shoulder and went "do you understand this?" "Yes." "...I don't get it. Why is she (teacher) talking about two different people?" "She's only talking about one person." "No, look. She's talking about Mr.Dickens and look, Mr.Literature in the corner of the board." SILENCE. "Literature is the name of the lesson we're sat in."
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE] Reminds me when I was like 7 and I had an analog watch, I wore it facing outwards so people around me could take my hand and check the time because I couldn't read it. Hey guys I was legit 7 okay.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE] I had a girl like this in my last years of high school. There was another girl who did not understand maps, directions, or geography period. Once in health class, I had to loudly explain (rant) to her that the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west, how that relates to north and south, that the directions don't change because you face another direction, nor when you reorient a map, nor in [I]China[/I] do the principles of direction change. Her whole clique was the group of stereotypical dumb blonde girls. There were another two in my AP government class who were not smart enough for it "but took it for the teacher" (He was a really cool guy) Neither of them took the AP test, and they were a constant burden all year, with nothing to contribute to the class other than questions on topics we covered days ago and really bad/uninformed opinions. I tried to believe that everyone is entitled to their own set of ideas, but their social group convinced me that there can totally be shitty and invalid opinions.
My school's had a few fun stories. One time me and my mates were in year 5, (So we were about 9-10 at the time) and our playground was essentially this path around a big field in the middle. Off the side of it, there was this collection of trees with really spiky leaves. We went in there, and found that there were a ton of shells (kind of like spikeless conker shells) laid around, so we started collecting them. This little collecting game began to escalate until everyone in our school began to get involved, the shells literally became the currency of the playground, and me and my friends were stinking rich, we ruled above all! Eventually (after a couple days) the school found out and took them away. That was a sad day. [editline]hello[/editline] Another story involves a pretty poor teacher we had in year 7. One day he left the class, and the whole classroom decided it'd be fun to create a giant pile of chairs in the middle of the class. He came back in, saw the mess and without saying a word walked back out. After a little bit he returned a second time to find that we'd put the chairs completely back to normal. He then just continued the lesson as normal not bringing the situation up again.
[QUOTE=FPtje;49649905]Sure, English is not the native language of the Dutch, but it's the most important other language. They should know what the fuck "until" means.[/QUOTE] Well, they were never going to know without asking. At least they made the effort to find out. Why judge them for not knowing? Nobody's knowledge is complete.
[QUOTE=Erfly;49651906]we'd put the chairs completely back to normal.[/QUOTE] the most unbelievable statement in this entire thread
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE] I remember when my sister literally froze when she tried to use the old dial phone in my room. She just picked up the phone, froze and put it back down.
Since this whole thing sparked a discussion about clocks, I got another. In my senior year of high school, I got stuck in the freshman art class because of scheduling conflicts. So I come in one day wearing my new hand wound skeleton watch (you can see all the working parts n stuff). The ticking is rather audible, and I would listen to it in class. I guess that could be a weird thing. Anyway, I'm just working on some project, and the girl beside me asks me "Why is your watch ticking?" I have a little chuckle and say, "Oh so you can hear it yeah?" She just says no and stares at me blankly for like 10 seconds. The concept of a watch, A WRIST MOUNTED CLOCK, ticking was so outlandish to this girl that she questioned me about it.
It honestly baffles me how these people can exist not knowing half of this basic shit. In an unrelated note. On our school's computers we had this program with a bunch of games in it. One of them being a slot machine game. So my friends and I would go to the computer labs during lunch breaks and play this slot machine game. Eventually we got banned because the school doesn't tolerate gambling or some crap.
[QUOTE=gary spivey;49651272]I don't know how to tie shoelaces[/QUOTE] I learned how to do that and ride a bike a few months ago. I'm 18.
I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.
[QUOTE=EliteSuperS;49657703]I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.[/QUOTE] I had a friend who did that in high school, except he'd pour the powdered flavouring stuff on top first. Also he frequently wore a big poncho to school, though that was largely because he wore it once and then everyone told him to keep wearing it. Also also he was so tall that he got mistaken for a pedophile once in grade school :v:
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49657357]I learned how to do that and ride a bike a few months ago. I'm 18.[/QUOTE] to be fair some peoples parents don't teach them basic things like that sometimes depends where you're from and your living environment I suppose
[QUOTE=EliteSuperS;49657703]I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.[/QUOTE] I have a friend who does that a lot. I actually tried it and it's not the worst thing in the world. Still not something I'd make a habit of though
[QUOTE=SirDavid255;49657928]to be fair some peoples parents don't teach them basic things like that sometimes depends where you're from and your living environment I suppose[/QUOTE] Yeah, first order of business when I produce spawn is teach them all the common knowledge shit. I'll be damned if my child couldn't read a clock or tie their shoes or know where the hell Africa was. That and I'm going to strive to pull of the stereotypical dad look, slippers, lounging robe and pipe included.
[QUOTE=EliteSuperS;49657703]I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.[/QUOTE] People in poland do this pretty often. I never tried it this way, but I can see the appeal.
I suddenly want to try this
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