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Speaking of not so bright people, I'm not sure if it happened elsewhere (most likely, the kids at my high school just did whatever was popular at the time) but there seemed to be the appeal behind the "Bangkok" 'game'. People would walk up to you, ask you what the capital of Thailand was before screeching "Bangkok" like a banshee and hitting you in the crotch. Unfortunately not every in my High School was smart so people would run over to you and go "What's the capital of Thailand?" "BEIJING!". One kid did it and claimed the capital of Thailand was "Papaya salad".
In class we always had this weird dude. He always seemed out of his mind. Mumbling to himself and being quite uneasy all the time, it seemed psychotic and absolutely insane. Sitting there talking to himself while whipping. Years later I met him and he said that he always was on cocaine during that time, pretty much explained why he was so fucked up the entire time. At least he got rid of his addiction.
Back in grade 11, there was this international student who convinced this stoner to hotbox one of the washrooms and that they wouldn't get caught. They got caught and the international student was deported and the other kid was expelled and had to go to alternative school.
[QUOTE=EliteSuperS;49657703]I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.[/QUOTE] Oh shit, we used to do that in Elementary School! But we would crush it instead so could eat them like if they were chips. A lot less messy. Another weird thing Elementary students at my school did was swallowing dry Kool-Aid. I tried it once but I choked and spilled it. Since it was strawberry, my entire mouth and teeth were vivid red. One of the teacher panicked thinking I was bleeding from a broken teeth. Let's say she wasn't too happy when she figured it out with wasn't blood.
Ok, so time for some stories from my high school (the first of many): This one happened quite recently- a black girl in the freshman class (who I'd bumped into once or twice in the halls, but never really gotten to know) went into one of these two old-as-fuck bathrooms in a section of the school built back around the 1980s, and not fully updated since. Within 30 minutes, smoke starts billowing out and the school evacuates to our football stadium. Later on, we found out that she'd lit a nearly cigar-sized blunt, smoked it in there, and thrown it [I]while it was still lit[/I] into a trash can. Suffice to say, she got arrested on arson and drug charges pretty quickly. Another time I was walking into my school's chem lab (right next to an area where the school police officer and the science teachers hang out all the time in-between classes), when suddenly far, far down the hallway a dude randomly starts whaling on another guy in the hall. Next thing I knew, the officer took off down that hall so fast his radio and MagLite flew off his belt onto the floor a few feet away. Finally, a group of underclassmen (all seemingly band students, for some reason) who randomly start shouting "I LOST THE GAME" at completely random times. The rest in the immediate vicinity then parrot that equally as loud.
Hypoxide how do you have so many stories to tell here, is your school completely coated in lead paint or something
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49661599]Hypoxide how do you have so many stories to tell here, is your school completely coated in lead paint or something[/QUOTE] lead paint? you mean wall candy?
[QUOTE=ScriptKitt3h;49661527]Finally, a group of underclassmen (all seemingly band students, for some reason) who randomly start shouting "I LOST THE GAME" at completely random times. The rest in the immediate vicinity then parrot that equally as loud.[/QUOTE] [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)"]The game[/URL] is always on.
Having started TAFE this year, I honestly thought there'd be some really weird kids that go there, but all I've seen so far is an annoying guy who keeps talking about "how good DmC is" non-stop.
[QUOTE=EliteSuperS;49657703]I just saw some kid walking down the hallway eating a brick of uncooked ramen like a candy bar. What ever floats your boat I guess.[/QUOTE] Or sinks it.
[QUOTE=Dr Ninkeo;49663163]Having started TAFE this year, I honestly thought there'd be some really weird kids that go there, but all I've seen so far is an annoying guy who keeps talking about "how good DmC is" non-stop.[/QUOTE] Who the hell would rave about DmC? You should have a "Fuck You"-off with him. [video=youtube;yP-UqnXSGDk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP-UqnXSGDk[/video]
[QUOTE=ScriptKitt3h;49661527]whaling[/QUOTE] Elaborate :downs:
These food stories remind me of when I was in first or second grade and discovered that you could use mozzarella string cheese as an eraser. Eventually the whole class was using string cheese to erase stuff, and my teacher was constantly pissed off that kids had food out when it wasn't lunch time. I think some of the kids ended up eating their cheese after using it as an eraser, which probably wasn't too healthy.
One time in year 7, we had to do some German language homework. One of my classmates thought it'd be clever to use Google translate to do the whole thing. Unfortunately for them, they translated to Dutch instead of Deutsch.
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49661599]Hypoxide how do you have so many stories to tell here, is your school completely coated in lead paint or something[/QUOTE] I live in a really scummy area of England. Most parents I know of in my neighbourhood are completely inept and quite a few know their child has been doing something strange or illegal and just ignore it. When those kind of people breed and have to look after a young child, it's no surprise when they're f'd up in the head or are just really stupid. I go to school with people who can't locate the USA on a map. Seriously.
[QUOTE=Erfly;49665002]One time in year 7, we had to some some German language homework. One of my classmates thought it'd be clever to use Google translate to do the whole thing. Unfortunately for them, they translated to Dutch instead of Deutsch.[/QUOTE] I remember a lot of students, even the top 10 students in my school used Google Translate for the Spanish language class. They would type the entire essay in English, then use google translate to convert the entire essay to Spanish. Eventually, the teacher caught on, and failed anybody who used google translate, and tried to block the website. It was a required course in Texas, btw.
[QUOTE=Drury;49664256]Elaborate :downs:[/QUOTE] Punching in the head and upper body repeatedly, as well as slamming the victim's head into a locker-block in the wall once. The guy who got jumped defended himself, but of course my school's district policy is zero-tolerance: if you are involved AT ALL, you get punished equally.
[QUOTE=ScriptKitt3h;49665638]my school's district policy is zero-tolerance: if you are involved AT ALL, you get punished equally.[/QUOTE] You couldn't make this shit up. That's insane. Once you're attacked, is there anything you can do to avoid being punished?
It was my first day of school in gr.4, and there was this one obese kid with extremely long blonde hair. We were on the play structure, (in the middle of winter) and me, not knowing anyone, casually walked up to him and asked if he was a girl. He started yelling and ran inside. The bell rang, and I began to walk inside, when he ran at me with a bloody pencil. He slipped on some ice and got this massive nose bleed. That was one of the funniest days of school I remember.
Man, some of these food stories in this thread actually reminded me of something that happened when I was in either 3rd Grade or 4th Grade (can't exactly remember). Now I'm not sure if any of you guys have this where you are, but in Canada we have these soft cookies called "Bear Paws" (which were obviously shaped like a bear's paw, hence the name), and I'm not sure if its still like this there, but when I was younger these things were pretty much considered "The Shit" to have in your lunchbox (as my old elementary school was one of those schools where you had to bring in your own lunch from home, and if you didn't you had to either call your parents (or whoever else was the one that was taking care of you at the time) to come bring you one, or you were shit out of luck), and one of the most popular types of "Bear Paws" there were the chocolate chip ones. Well, one day someone (I have no idea who) had the idea of putting a chocolate chip bear paw on a napkin, put it into a microwave, heat it up for about 7-10 seconds, and then eating it. Turns out, it didn't taste that bad (it was pretty much the same thing but even softer and warmer with melted chocolate), and eventually lots of other people (myself included) started doing this as well during lunch time. This was pretty short lived however, as (from what I'm told) eventually someone (for some reason) left their's in for too long, and it somehow exploded, making a huge mess in one of the microwaves. After that, a new rule was made where unless you actually had a lunch that needed to be heated (ex: leftovers, soup, instant noodles, etc...), you couldn't use any of the microwaves at all.
[QUOTE=FPtje;49665660]You couldn't make this shit up. That's insane. Once you're attacked, is there anything you can do to avoid being punished?[/QUOTE] Not that I know of, especially in HS. The only thing I could likely think of would be if a teacher or staff member purposefully decided to ignore the rules, but then again, they rarely ever do so even if they dislike them: their jobs are on the line. That's just one example: another is that students CAN possess cell phones or electronics on them or in their bags, but if a device is seen visibly outside a pocket or bag regardless of whether or not it is in use- boom, suspension plus confiscation of the device. (That's a rule where in general the cooler teachers ignore accidental things/non-disruptive cases, and get away with it.) On the subject of weird kids at school, here's a good story from back in my last year of middle school. A very, very disturbed and mentally unbalanced girl (we'll call her Britney for the sake of keeping identities protected) who used to attend elementary school with me when we were little got transferred into my class. On the first day, upon hearing the PA system start up and the announcements begin broadcasting, she immediately went and asked "where are the voices coming from?" Between that and other incidents, everyone kept their distance from her as much as possible from then on, all the way up to now. (She mellowed out somewhat due to meds, but I and the rest of my class always say that she'd be the one to kill someone out of anger or some shit.) [editline]3rd February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=Azelf89;49665750]This was pretty short lived however, as (from what I'm told) eventually someone (for some reason) left their's in for too long, and it somehow exploded, making a huge mess in one of the microwaves. After that, a new rule was made where unless you actually had a lunch that needed to be heated (ex: leftovers, soup, instant noodles, etc...), you couldn't use any of the microwaves at all.[/QUOTE] Oh lord, that reminds me of a tale from back at my old elementary school. I (as well as several of my friends from back then) had to stay in one of those after-school activity programs since my parents weren't able to come by at the normal dismissal time (this was many years ago). Back then, the school kept a free-to-use microwave in the cafeteria building on a cart, with anyone able to use it during lunch. Somehow, a kid snuck inside, placed a fully-filled-with-air football in the microwave, and left it on HIGH. A short time later, we were all outside on the playground and heard a loud *BANG* from inside the cafeteria building. The teachers opened the doors and out poured a thick, grey-black rubber-scented smoke that felt utterly noxious to inhale or even walk through. Then they wheeled out the microwave, missing its front door and covered in molten football remains. I never found out if they caught the kid who did that.
Reminds me that surstromming is apparently banned in Swedish schools, which is not surprising or unbelievable in the slightest. Heard opening a can and placing it in a vent is a sure way to get teachers to evacuate premises and in effect cancel school for that day.
Was sitting in the back of math class today, teacher comes in and tells us that the AC is fixed. A kid I went to high school with somehow ends up in the same college class as me, called himself the pun-inator in high school. Anyway, he retorts by saying "What about the DC?" Then some other fuckwit adds to that "It's on the highway to hell." Teacher has a look on his face "What a bunch of fucking dorks" and politely says "You guys are on a roll with the jokes today." Pun-inator responds: "Just don't call batman" Math teacher goes "Huh?" Pun-inator: "Cause I'm a joker." Shoot me. [sp]In the foot, I don't want to die[/sp] But that's not all, a girl responds to the puninator, says "Bazinga!, as Sheldon would say." Puninator compliments her by saying "Big Bang Theory, nice." [B][I]Fucking kill me[/I][/B]
So I am the weird guy at work now. Past week I was doing some stuff when suddenly a co-worker and a client began making fun of me because I'm young and new at the job. The client was a dick and left but my co-worker (who is also my cousin) kept calling me names and stuff. I got mad and threatened him with a box cutter (kinda like what I did to my dad once) but then my boss arrived and told me to put it down and go back to my stuff. A few minutes later I strangled the guy in front the store with everyone looking at me. Things got weird and I released him, he told me not to do it again. I still work there though.
[QUOTE=Hypoxide;49665129]I live in a really scummy area of England. Most parents I know of in my neighbourhood are completely inept and quite a few know their child has been doing something strange or illegal and just ignore it. When those kind of people breed and have to look after a young child, it's no surprise when they're f'd up in the head or are just really stupid. I go to school with people who can't locate the USA on a map. Seriously.[/QUOTE] They're specially bred by Jeremy Kyle's producers as 'stock' for future episodes.
Oh boy, this is a fun one. A kid was showing his "friends" goatse 1 year later he is playing high pitched noises on his phone that everyone in the cafateria can hear. So one kid decides to just smash his phone on the floor. Both kids get suspended for 3 days and the kid who was showing other people goatse some how managed to get 3 other people an in school suspension for like a day He never went to that school again a week later. He wasnt even expelled, his parents probably took him out of that school. Rumor has it that he was high on drugs whenever he went to school
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49657357]I learned how to do that and ride a bike a few months ago. I'm 18.[/QUOTE] i'm 20 and i still can't ride a bike :v:
this year i decided to take sign language as a world language. to my surprise two other "mentally disturbed individuals" decided to join me in my academic program. needless to say i have quite a few stories. first of all, the two of them are as follows; minion kid; loud, obnoxious. completely OBSESSED with minions and minecraft. nearly everyone in school has at least a foot on him. to be quite honest he looks like a 7th grader. he always attempts to crack jokes in class, but due to the fact that he's "unique" they always end up being stuttered, unfunny attempts at humor that make no sense. To be quite honest, he doesn't really do anything to spectacularly insane, but i'll share a few of the classics. - He once asked the sign language teacher how to say "minecraft" in sign language. - He yells when he doesn't know the answer to a question, and is always trying to ask questions about notes in the middle of a test. - He has an otterbox tier thick case thats shaped like a minion on his iphone. - He has at least 15 different minion shirts that you'd find in the bargain bin at target. once, some government dude was coming to our school (i think it was the governor of my state to be honest. i'm saying dude because i could totally be wrong. this is a secondhand heard story.) and minion kid decided to attend his speech. by sitting, front row center. speech begins, yadda yadda yadda, when the subject of the local reservoir is brought up. guy begins talking about the history of the reservoir, and says "the reservoir doesn't belong to anyone in specific". suddenly, minion kid had an epiphany. he shouts, at the top of his lungs "IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ISIS!" about 10 seconds of awkward silence, and the speech continues. truly, minion kid is a real patriot. Weeks later, we are studying the origins of american sign language. The teacher begins to talk about how it originated from the french sign language, someone asks "so it all came from france?" halfway through the teachers response, minion kid shouts out "FRANCE REMINDS ME OF ISIS!" (this was a few days/ a week after those paris attacks.) and the teacher just responds with "yes, that was very sad." to get him to shut up. all of his yelling is further amplified by the fact that it's sign language class and you're supposed to not talk. Next kid. I don't have a name for him so I'll just call him greasy kid. greasy kid is the polar opposite of minion kid. he sits by himself at lunch, is insanely skinny and tall, and walks down the hallway all the time like he has ants in his pants. his hair is insanely long, but only in the back, all the sides and top are trimmed, and it just slopes down to the back of his neck like a greasy water slide. the weirdest part of this kid is how he talks to himself. he mumbles things, such as "oh, shucks!" when he doesn't know the answer on a test, not just once, but repeatedly, over and over. the only way to make him stop is when the teacher has to verbal intervene with a "it's ok, just relax." But it gets worse. He has, full on, responding to his own questions, multiple personalities and made up characters, conversations with himself. as in, he says something out loud to nobody in particular, and responds to himself, very quietly. one time i could make out that he was acting out 4 different people in a single group conversation, by himself. in the middle of class. it's all very quiet all the time, so it's hard to notice. but he sits in the seat directly behind me. so i now know what it's like to have completely wild schizophrenia, due to the constant whispering into my ear every day. me and a friend would always joke around about he was going to shoot everybody up. but one day, class is beginning and he's blankly staring out the window talking to himself, as per usual. my friend calls across the room, "come on man, sit down. class is starting." he snaps out of it for just a second and sheepishly sits in his seat. then, from directly behind me, quieter than usual, in a more angry tone than usual, i hear the words. [B]"I'll deal with HIM later."[/B] apologies for the weird weird grammar, and please note this is still an ongoing problem for me. i've asked to have my seat moved multiple times and the teacher has refused. what do i do?
So a classmate has some very uh, interesting friends. Around 4 people came to see what he was up to as they don't go to the school, and one of them brought a big ass blanket and two of them got under it and apparently starting making out or something. Another was making loud ass noises, not sure if he was trying to mimic an animal... Needless to say, 90% of the class left together to go get food to escape from these people as they were distracting us from our final projects. After it got to the point where undertale dog music was unable to drone out the noises they were causing I got up and left to go join the rest of the class outside who were eating. Thank fuck our Maya class started. They were told to leave.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49673950]So I am the weird guy at work now. Past week I was doing some stuff when suddenly a co-worker and a client began making fun of me because I'm young and new at the job. The client was a dick and left but my co-worker (who is also my cousin) kept calling me names and stuff. I got mad and [B]threatened him with a box cutter (kinda like what I did to my dad once)[/B] but then my boss arrived and told me to put it down and go back to my stuff. A few minutes later [B]I strangled the guy[/B] in front the store with everyone looking at me. Things got weird and I released him, he told me not to do it again. I still work there though.[/QUOTE] don't do these things
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