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[QUOTE=Erfly;49651906]My school's had a few fun stories. One time me and my mates were in year 5, (So we were about 9-10 at the time) and our playground was essentially this path around a big field in the middle. Off the side of it, there was this collection of trees with really spiky leaves. We went in there, and found that there were a ton of shells (kind of like spikeless conker shells) laid around, so we started collecting them. This little collecting game began to escalate until everyone in our school began to get involved, the shells literally became the currency of the playground, and me and my friends were stinking rich, we ruled above all! Eventually (after a couple days) the school found out and took them away. That was a sad day. [editline]hello[/editline] Another story involves a pretty poor teacher we had in year 7. One day he left the class, and the whole classroom decided it'd be fun to create a giant pile of chairs in the middle of the class. He came back in, saw the mess and without saying a word walked back out. After a little bit he returned a second time to find that we'd put the chairs completely back to normal. He then just continued the lesson as normal not bringing the situation up again.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of many years ago we used pens as currency. (Well, sort of.) It was those really nice Pilot G2 pens that had the 5-6 parts that could interchange, for example you could replace the grippy thing on a black on with the grippy thing on a red one. And the clicky button with a green one. It went a little like this (don't recall the exact worth, but I know the value compared to the others Lowest to highest: The spring The clicky button The pocket clip plastic part ([url]http://i.imgur.com/gBiPQQx.jpg[/url] the part with the "Pilot G2 0.38" on it) The ink The grippy thing A special clicky button part, people referred to it as "extended mags" it basically made the clicky button on the pen like 2-3 times longer, basically the tf2 unusuals or CSGO knives on the pen economy because only a certain pen had them inside (they could be taken out and put on other pens) and it was only sold online and nowhere nearby or something And the color values went like this (iirc) (least to greatist) Black - blue - red - green - purple - pink - orange - yellow - gold Some kid had the gold pen with an "extended mag" which got stolen, in which his parents complained and turns out some other kid took it and broke it and got ink all over a window. that ended our little trading circle.
It's really interesting how currency systems happen so often in schools. But I suppose that is the evolution of a seemingly different society. It just goes around. Pretty damn cool.
[QUOTE=Ax3l;49675426]It's really interesting how currency systems happen so often in schools. But I suppose that is the evolution of a seemingly different society. It just goes around. Pretty damn cool.[/QUOTE] never heard of that happening before now
[QUOTE=Ax3l;49675426]It's really interesting how currency systems happen so often in schools. But I suppose that is the evolution of a seemingly different society. It just goes around. Pretty damn cool.[/QUOTE] Teachers were always cracking down on it, but I remember my grade school went through: -Beyblades -Pokemon cards (RIP my one friend who liked Yu-Gi-Oh even though no one else would much until high school) -Marbles -Bakugan (they're basically Japan's take on marbles anyways) -Actual money, presumably whatever people dropped -Those crappy pencils with the coloured plastic outsides -I think bags of chips were a thing for a while??? I remember people walking around with them a lot Also Yu-Gi-Oh friend made his own cards which he tried to get people interested in, but no one bought it. I still have some of them, somewhere. Also also Yu-Gi-Oh friend still likes telling people about the time we built a cage around him out of these plastic connector things.
I just remembered how in my freshman year, a girl I vaguely knew and a guy who had been held back a year beforehand (due to bad grades and discipline issues) were caught having sex DURING LUNCH in a janitor's closet in a part of the school reserved for the athletics program and the gym. Suffice to say, the guy went to jail/juvie, and the girl was gone by the next week. However, this year she's started attending again... and guess who shows up every now and then to pick her up- the same thuggish dude who got expelled for having sex with her at school. The sheer idiocy sometimes... Oh, yeah, and another tale of school-time chaos: One of our state representatives was planning to visit the school and give a speech. A somewhat popular student a year above me (who had a long history of being abrasively offensive in his humor and not knowing when to shut his mouth) made a joke in the form of a limerick about killing the politician. Later that day, the cops showed up, cuffed him, and read him his rights. He didn't wind up getting charged, but every now and then my friends and I recall that story for a good chuckle. [editline]4th February 2016[/editline] [QUOTE=_charon;49675537]Teachers were always cracking down on it, but I remember my grade school went through: -Beyblades -Pokemon cards -Marbles -Bakugan (they're basically Japan's take on marbles anyways) [/QUOTE] Yeah, sounds a lot like what mine went through way back when. I remember a few kids had these giant friggin' customized binders filled to the brim with cards- they'd come out at recess each day, set up shop at an outdoor picnic table, and start acting like miniature pawn shops/traders. A few of the worst fights in my elementary school originated from their little "business", and kids who felt they got ripped off...
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49673950]So I am the weird guy at work now. Past week I was doing some stuff when suddenly a co-worker and a client began making fun of me because I'm young and new at the job. The client was a dick and left but my co-worker (who is also my cousin) kept calling me names and stuff. I got mad and threatened him with a box cutter (kinda like what I did to my dad once) but then my boss arrived and told me to put it down and go back to my stuff. A few minutes later I strangled the guy in front the store with everyone looking at me. Things got weird and I released him, he told me not to do it again. I still work there though.[/QUOTE] What is your damage, Nikolai? First making fun of some kid because of his penis size, now this?
[QUOTE=_charon;49675537] -Bakugan (they're basically Japan's take on marbles anyways) [/QUOTE] I know this is technically off-topic, but oh my god I remember Bakugan. I actually still have some of the figures, cards and ball-toy-things around my house. I mainly liked it because of the monster designs though.
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;49675785]I know this is technically off-topic, but oh my god I remember Bakugan. I actually still have some of the figures, cards and ball-toy-things around my house. I mainly liked it because of the monster designs though.[/QUOTE] Ah Bakugan, they were the craze back in grade 7. My friends and I would go around trying to rip off the younger kids for their good ones. On the topic of Bakugan, and the thread in general, I have a story. There was this one kid in our grade, Zack, who gave us many laughs throughout elementary school (yeah grade 7 was still elementary school in Australia). Basically Zack was, well lets just say, not very bright. He also had one ear, and we gave him the nickname "orangutan" because he sorta looked like one I guess. So how Bakugan ties into this is that as the Bakugan craze reached its peak at school, with myself as the supreme ruler who had the most by far, I started collecting certain figures of each color (Bakugan come in 6 different colors). There was one that I had eventually collected 5 of, and I was just missing the dark type one. After days of asking my fellow friends and kids in other grades if they had the one I was missing, someone told me they knew someone who had one. It was none other than Zack himself. I wasn't even aware that he even owned any Bakugan, and out of all people, it was HIM who had the last one I needed! Zack and I (and any of my other friends I guess) didn't have very good relations, so I became worried that he might not have wanted to trade it to me. Heck I would've traded a handful of Bakugan just for that final piece of my collection. So that one fateful lunch break, I approached him and asked him if he would trade it. I braced for the worst. He looked at my lunch box and said "I'm hungry and I don't have any lunch. I'll trade it for your juice box." So he just traded a 5$ Bakugan that I had like a 1 in 50 chance of even seeing once throughout the entire school that completed my collection for my juice box. What a guy. He ended up going to the same high school as the rest of us, until a few months in when he got expelled for downloading pokemon porn on the library computers (he showed us, it was the "pokemon" pokemon porn). And that was the last that we heard from Zack the orangutan.
I got yugioh cards banned from my school when I was 7 and didn't know how posessions worked, so I was all sad when I let all the kids in the schoolyard play with my 2 new Starter decks then acted all surprised when 60% of the cards weren't returned to me. Playing yugioh on and off for the past 13 years taught me a lot about how to keep track of my posessions. Always keep as much stuff as you can in your bag, don't take your bag off or have it in your lap, and carry a knife around to cut any motherfucker who tries to jack my shit. Been quite a few years since I lost any cards due to forgetfulness.
There are many stories to the people in the club but I'ma just mix em all a little and add some later. So for this first semester of highschool there was this kid who danced in the commons area, to no music. Just kind of wiggled around as people filmed him and made fun of him, but he thought they were encouraging him. Like a principal pulled him aside to tell him they were making fun of him, and he just did not believe him. He kept asking people to join his dance club which he didn't have enough people to start yet. Also he keep coming to my lunch table and handing me his poetry. He eventually built this weeaboo clique of kids who danced to nightcore after school, now that he had gained a small following, the club began. The club sponsor, my Digital Electronics teacher, the days that he is available to work with after school is now combined with dance club. So first day of dance club starts with a bunch of 10th and 11th grade weeaboos, and a bunch of 12th grade girls came in to see what the hell was going on. They genuinely tried to participate, trying to start a coordinated dance, but the guys were not having it and kept playing psy and anime OST's while performing what I can only describe as a vertical seizure. So people came, filmed them put it on twitter making fun of them while they continued thinking people were 'liking' them, and everyone except for four leaves. I'm trying to work on wiring with a friend, and they go into a fucking blown out argument about 'who has hugged the most girl'. Then would find youtube music mix videos with sports illustrated cover girls as the video picture and surround the laptop. The club ended with them playing the Undertale temmie remix song on a loop, but they were playing the one with the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb2df5tI00E"]temmie in its underwear animated [/URL], this was before it was content locked. Fuck that. Every thursday ended up the same, flood of people come in film them while I'm in the fucking background of a mess just trying to fucking wire a board. Today less people came, and I sat outside to take a test cause I was 'sick'. This one girl fucks around there because she has to wait for her friend to pick her up. She came outside and just talked to me as I took the test, and then the club president came outside fucking shaking saying "Kate ( I don't know her name, so I'll just put Kate), can I talk to you" "Yeah okay what's this about" "Uh well, can I talk to you in private... IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!" meanwhile he gives me this angry look before running back into the room immediately.We both knew what he was talking about. I walk back inside to turn in my test, and this dude runs straight for the fucking door as I enter, I walk back to see what was going on and he was trying to ask her out. The door had a window and I was giving one of [URL="http://i.imgur.com/TztMn7i.png]these face[/URL]s at him. He's trying to set up one of those anime confessions. She said no obviously. He literally knows nothing about her except her name, and that she sometimes drops by to talk to the Digital Electronic students. She was already dating someone, and she doesn't even talk to him. I come back out and he runs inside, we laugh about it and talk about some stupid shit, I turn around and see him doing like a [URL="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/878/541/e0c.gif"]Javari peek [/URL], but he was looking all angry at me. when I saw him he did a quick 180 back, dancing like nothing happened. I'm pretty sure he thinks I was dating her, and I hope he doesn't go all Yandere Simulator on me. Also while I was outside a room, a bunch of kids who unironicly dress in video game graphic tees 24/7 with backpacks covered in stupid 1up box pins came to 'look at how stupid they are'. I saw them trying so hard to make fun of them while standing like 8 ft from the tiny door glass window the size of two sheets of paper stacked on top of each other, as they tried to find something to make fun of them about they would look at themselves and realize it applies to them. Also one of them was talking about trying to get some weed using fake ass terms I never heard of to impress his friends, like he smoked often or something. Also he said he was paying $25 for a gram. There's a lot of shit that goes on in there, it's anime club 2.0
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;49647778]A kid in my computer class keeps trying to show me gore[/QUOTE] you should tell him about the dark/deep web sarcasm/
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49677019]you should tell him about the dark/deep web[/QUOTE] Please don't.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49673950]So I am the weird guy at work now. Past week I was doing some stuff when suddenly a co-worker and a client began making fun of me because I'm young and new at the job. The client was a dick and left but my co-worker (who is also my cousin) kept calling me names and stuff. [I][B]I got mad and threatened him with a box cutter (kinda like what I did to my dad once) but then my boss arrived and told me to put it down and go back to my stuff. A few minutes later I strangled the guy in front the store with everyone looking at me. Things got weird and I released him, he told me not to do it again.[/B][/I] I still work there though.[/QUOTE] How do you still have a job there jesus fucking christ
[QUOTE=_charon;49675537]Teachers were always cracking down on it, but I remember my grade school went through: -Beyblades -Pokemon cards (RIP my one friend who liked Yu-Gi-Oh even though no one else would much until high school) -Marbles -Bakugan (they're basically Japan's take on marbles anyways) -Actual money, presumably whatever people dropped -Those crappy pencils with the coloured plastic outsides -I think bags of chips were a thing for a while??? I remember people walking around with them a lot Also Yu-Gi-Oh friend made his own cards which he tried to get people interested in, but no one bought it. I still have some of them, somewhere. Also also Yu-Gi-Oh friend still likes telling people about the time we built a cage around him out of these plastic connector things.[/QUOTE] We used to trade Duel Masters and Pokemon cards with each other. The funny thing was that since all the card text was always in English and nobody knew what it said, some people would "translate" the cards and give them bullshit stats like "destroy all enemy shields in one hit" or something like that, and nobody could prove them wrong. I don't think we ever figured out how to actually play the games, we just rated cards based on their coolness. Strange how unpopular Yu-Gi-Oh was in our school even though it's one of the most well known trading card games.
The only time one friend of mine met another friend of mine is when they were both on a school trip. They got on the bus, my friend sat next somebody and they chatted for a while, the other guy behind them playing games on his PSP (yeah this was years ago), eventually he got bored of PSP games and decided to show the people in front of him the porn he had saved to his PSP, using the speakers. On a bus of school kids in this year and teachers. I know its relatively tame for this thread but it made me laugh as someone who was friends with both of them and I've already told the story about serial clock theft.
A few years ago in graphics club, I noticed the guy sitting at the computer in front of mine was completely ignoring the person who was talking up front. He went into google images, typed in "funny memes" and just started scrolling away, laughing once every few seconds.
There is this kid who always wears a fedora and carries a fucking sword to class. He always holds it out in front of him and points it down like he is a safety advocate for the proper way to carry scissors. After seeing him a few times I'm like okay this guy is a fucking weirdo. Until two days ago when I see him with his arm around this 8.5/10 QT and his sword in the other hand. Do you think if I beat him in a dual I can steal his girl?
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49677019]you should tell him about the dark/deep web[/QUOTE] He was trying to figure out what for was the other day but the website was blocked on the school network :v:
[QUOTE=Nevermind.;49678654]There is this kid who always wears a fedora and carries a fucking sword to class. He always holds it out in front of him and points it down like he is a safety advocate for the proper way to carry scissors. After seeing him a few times I'm like okay this guy is a fucking weirdo. Until two days ago when I see him with his arm around this 8.5/10 QT and his sword in the other hand. Do you think if I beat him in a dual I can steal his girl?[/QUOTE] Challenge him for a bayblade duel 100% guarantee her and other girls will want YOUR sword
[QUOTE=WrathOfCat;49678787]He was trying to figure out what for was the other day but the website was blocked on the school network :v:[/QUOTE] like he tries to show you gore in school right? like what is his reaction to it? if he seems to really enjoy it you might want to tell teachers there might be a potential serial killer in the making. or is it just a dark scene of humor and he wants to make people sick for the lol's or something?
[QUOTE=Nevermind.;49678654]There is this kid who always wears a fedora and carries a fucking sword to class. He always holds it out in front of him and points it down like he is a safety advocate for the proper way to carry scissors. After seeing him a few times I'm like okay this guy is a fucking weirdo. Until two days ago when I see him with his arm around this 8.5/10 QT and his sword in the other hand. Do you think if I beat him in a dual I can steal his girl?[/QUOTE] Is it a real sword? Or a shitty foam one? I'd imagine he'd get in some pretty big trouble if it's a real one. Ask him to duel for his girl. Make sure you google "how to swordfight" and learn how (just do that and you're probably on his level of training.) Learn some intellectual insults (bonus euphoria points if you can't make them rhyme) and overall pretend you're V from V for Vandetta (except for the mask)
[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;49679856]like he tries to show you gore in school right? like what is his reaction to it? if he seems to really enjoy it you might want to tell teachers there might be a potential serial killer in the making. or is it just a dark scene of humor and he wants to make people sick for the lol's or something?[/QUOTE] This reminds me of the software project I did with 10 other students at the end of my bachelor. Every once in a while this guy called K would look up gore and that kind of shit on his laptop in the little office we got. He would start laughing at the shit he saw. Let's say he was looking at shit like 1 guy 1 jar, but the jar had a little cartoon mouth and eyes drawn over it. I walked over to see what he was laughing about. He said it's really NSFW, I said I didn't mind. I looked at it and laughed my ass off. After that first time he'd show me the funny gore videos he came across, and we'd laugh at it together :joy: It's important to note that we didn't just laugh at gore. There had to be some funny element to it. Basically EFukt stuff.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49673950]So I am the weird guy at work now. Past week I was doing some stuff when suddenly a co-worker and a client began making fun of me because I'm young and new at the job. The client was a dick and left but my co-worker (who is also my cousin) kept calling me names and stuff. I got mad and threatened him with a box cutter (kinda like what I did to my dad once) but then my boss arrived and told me to put it down and go back to my stuff. A few minutes later I strangled the guy in front the store with everyone looking at me. Things got weird and I released him, he told me not to do it again. I still work there though.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't really call you weird, I think it would be more appropriate to call you fucked in the head.
Back in highschool, only 1/4 of the students from last year reattended this school because the school downsized and most of the population was relocated to different highschools. Suddenly, this new year was full of kids that knew eachother and we all knew eachother among a crowd of newcomers to this school. I went from someone that mostly kept to themself to a self-confident jokester because I suddenly had a bunch of friends, and the new kids looked up to us. It was an amazing and yet surreal experience having all this popularity just literally appear out of thin-air, the 'veterans' from last year sat around and joked around with eachother, setting an example for the new kids to be jokesters and have sense of humors similar to ours. The teacher was tolerant of jokes and would even be sidetracked if it was a particularly funny or amusing, i'm still amazed she treated this next joke so well. My short little black friend who was incredibly popular because of his great sense of humor was casually talking to the teacher during a math question inputs and outputs relating to a session of math class. The teacher turns her attention to him as they both work out the problem with eachother. My black friend asks a question relating to the inputs and outputs. I said, "I'll input my foot into your output" at him in a cheeky tone that could easily be heard. The teacher bursted out laughing and nearly had to kneel over forwards to contain herself, my black friend ACTUALLY GETS UP OUT OF HIS SEAT WITH A HUGE GRIN ON HIS FACE AND BEGINS TO WALK OVER TO MY SEAT WHILE TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT. The teacher stopped us during the middle of her laughing fit before my friend and I could commence a joke slap fight.
Back in 1st grade there were tons of weird kids, and the teacher was also an asshole sometimes. One time when we had to say the Pledge of Allegiance, these two kids randomly said "I pledge allegiance, to Bakugan". Also, I said "Dang it!" when something went wrong, to which my teacher responded by yelling at me, and calling my parents. Throughout the year, other kids said "Dang", and she never even did anything about it. If I recall correctly, my dad even called her an asshole for doing that when my mom and I got back home.
[QUOTE=Breastigator;49680502]Back in highschool, only 1/4 of the students from last year reattended this school because the school downsized and most of the population was relocated to different highschools. Suddenly, this new year was full of kids that knew eachother and we all knew eachother among a crowd of newcomers to this school. I went from someone that mostly kept to themself to a self-confident jokester because I suddenly had a bunch of friends, and the new kids looked up to us. It was an amazing and yet surreal experience having all this popularity just literally appear out of thin-air, the 'veterans' from last year sat around and joked around with eachother, setting an example for the new kids to be jokesters and have sense of humors similar to ours. The teacher was tolerant of jokes and would even be sidetracked if it was a particularly funny or amusing, i'm still amazed she treated this next joke so well. My short little black friend who was incredibly popular because of his great sense of humor was casually talking to the teacher during a math question inputs and outputs relating to a session of math class. The teacher turns her attention to him as they both work out the problem with eachother. My black friend asks a question relating to the inputs and outputs. I said, "I'll input my foot into your output" at him in a cheeky tone that could easily be heard. The teacher bursted out laughing and nearly had to kneel over forwards to contain herself, my black friend ACTUALLY GETS UP OUT OF HIS SEAT WITH A HUGE GRIN ON HIS FACE AND BEGINS TO WALK OVER TO MY SEAT WHILE TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT. The teacher stopped us during the middle of her laughing fit before my friend and I could commence a joke slap fight.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of my high school; majority of the teachers were totally ok with screwing around, and many of them were usually in on the joke. During my last year of high school, I took an American History course because I figured that was an important thing to know when you're living in America's hat. The teacher for that class was absolutely spectacular, especially compared to most history teachers out there; rather than just being some random dude who was given the job because no one else was qualified, he was actually interested in history (he'd grown up listening to his grandparents' stories about life in occupied Poland, and it took off from there) and had a really great way of teaching it - he starts at the most recent events and works his way back, so it's easier to see how historical events relate to what's happening in modern times. Unfortunately, it was a really small class, what with it being for not only history, but the history of a different country, and one that likes to constantly remind people of its history and how they [I]totally[/I] won the War of 1812. It was just deadpan snarker me, a quiet girl who sat next to me, and a couple other guys who were really into history and politics, and usually split into two groups; one led by this big guy, the other by the tall poncho guy I mentioned earlier. It was one hell of a semester. Everyday, poncho guy started class by messing with the teacher before he got to the classroom. Pranks included hiding random objects, standing behind the open door until the teacher realized he was missing, and changing what was written on the chalkboard to communist propaganda and stuff. One time, as the teacher was opening the door to the classroom, he opened a window, jumped through it, and just ran as far as he could before the teacher could stop him. Poncho guy also had a massive ego and considered himself a political genius (or maybe he just liked messing with people), so he'd argue everything from ethics to grammar with every teacher in the school. Teachers usually won, but it drove them nuts. The teacher also had an odd collection of random objects besides the chalkboard. He had an ad from some magazine with a model who was his identical twin (he's a really good looking guy, so models in ads look like him half the time), a photo of Fabio with his face pasted on it for some reason, a couple badly made projects that had gone unclaimed from post years, and one of those grabby cane things. Apparently, some relative he didn't know had died, so he got the chance to go through the dead guy's house and talk whatever. For some reason, that cane was all he took. Poncho guy stole it a lot. His class was also frequently interrupted by the the other good history teacher (they were definitely BFFs), who came into our classroom any time he wasn't doing anything (I'm pretty sure he left in the middle of his own classes to come visit sometimes) to insult our teacher and tell us how much better it was in the other class. Also also our teacher had been a foreign exchange student in Germany at one point, so we get a lot of cut-off-at-the-last-second stories about all the times he was wandering around drunk because the drinking age is lower there.
[QUOTE=ShimTaco;49675124]Reminds me of many years ago we used pens as currency.[/QUOTE] This reminds me how I dismantled classmate's pens and swapped their ink tubes with my empty ones when nobody was around. Why waste pennies on a new pen if I can have the world's smallest pyramid scheme? /it's possible they caught up when I used the same pen for 4 years but I'm not sure
[QUOTE=_charon;49681461]words[/QUOTE] Being in a class where your teacher is bros with another teacher in the school is the absolute best. I had something similar with my History course where the other teacher would come in occassionally to rip the shit out of the other (in good humor) and other kinds of banter and made the classes the highlight of my day.
[QUOTE=Reno360;49650830]Back in 6th grade, I had a kid in my class that couldn't read an analog clock.[/QUOTE] I couldn't either.
[QUOTE=_charon;49675537]Teachers were always cracking down on it, but I remember my grade school went through: -Beyblades -Pokemon cards (RIP my one friend who liked Yu-Gi-Oh even though no one else would much until high school) -Marbles -Bakugan (they're basically Japan's take on marbles anyways) -Actual money, presumably whatever people dropped -Those crappy pencils with the coloured plastic outsides -I think bags of chips were a thing for a while??? I remember people walking around with them a lot [/QUOTE] Despite already being long gone as a fad, at my middle school there was a resurgence of Tech Decks.
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