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[QUOTE=Nevermind.;49678654]There is this kid who always wears a fedora and carries a fucking sword to class. He always holds it out in front of him and points it down like he is a safety advocate for the proper way to carry scissors. After seeing him a few times I'm like okay this guy is a fucking weirdo. Until two days ago when I see him with his arm around this 8.5/10 QT and his sword in the other hand. Do you think if I beat him in a dual I can steal his girl?[/QUOTE] You got some high hopes, I give you that.. [sp]He will kill you, and I bet he'd do it like very "honorably" while making some really dumb war cry at the same time. Then tipping his fedora.[/sp]
There's a pogs club at my school
In the middle of an exam last year, I noticed the guy next to me had been staring at the first page of the exam paper for like 15 minutes with his hands clasped behind his head. I guessed he was just stressing out or something, so I got on with it. About 5 minutes later, I heard a huge thump right beside me; he'd slammed his face into the desk really hard and broken his nose, blood went all over his exam paper and everything. He got pulled out of the room and we had to sit in silence as someone came to wipe down the desk. I'm not sure if he ended up resitting the exam.
I've been reading this thread but never had anyone outstandingly weird at my school (worth mentioning at least) but now I have a kid because he just sent me a picture of his shit on Snapchat. I've known him for a few years from a sport, and he was always kind of hyperactive and weird. The first thing I remember him doing is try to start a fire in a park after he found a lighter in the street and some neighbor called the cops. There have been more things. On a cross country meet, he was wearing really short shorts but didn't wear any underwear and felt the need to tell everyone. He was doing stretches and lifted his leg so everybody saw stuff they didn't plan on seeing that day. Another time I was changing for cross country in a bathroom and he decided to peek over the stall ask a joke. Once he kept trying to pants me so my friends pants him, but lo and behold he wasn't wearing any underwear. Then, just now he sent me a picture of his shit with the caption, "lol look at my footlong" and I decided it was time to post about him. I know he has something or other so I try to be nice but it's really hard when his voice sounds like Peewee Herman before he hit puberty.
This fucking guy is livestreaming himself in class.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49706503]This fucking guy is livestreaming himself in class.[/QUOTE] Algebra and Trigonometry Playthrough - #REALLIFESPEEDRUN - When I reach my $50 donation goal I'll write "boobs" on my calculator!
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;49696260]I couldn't either.[/QUOTE] I prefer digital clocks because i don't like the half a second it takes me to read analogue clock.
[QUOTE=Dr Ninkeo;49663163]Having started TAFE this year, I honestly thought there'd be some really weird kids that go there, but all I've seen so far is an annoying guy who keeps talking about "how good DmC is" non-stop.[/QUOTE] oh man this reminds me of when I first started TAFE and there was some single mum in our class, she told people she came to TAFE to look for a baby daddy she ended up getting with this other dude in our class who was legitimately insane. one time he found out I was having a party at my house with some of my friends and a couple other people in my class so he came un-invited in the middle of the night. dude ended up screaming about how he didn't want to go back to hospital then he tried to start a bunch of fights, my step-dad kicked him out then went looking for him, found him at the McDonalds down the street trying to rob people using a syringe he's living in Madagascar now and I swear he's full time cosplaying the main villain from Far Cry 3, the girl is also pregnant again (probably his kid) TAFE is great [editline]10th February 2016[/editline] there was also this dude who was in his mid-20's in a class full of teenagers, he used to try and sell us weed and spray paint and he told us he only came to school for the money from the government think he got kicked out after some kids from the school across the street came in and he started a fight with them
During my Business Management class a few days ago, my mate Jim was sitting next to a guy named Locke (not their real names but close enough). Locke (who's new to the class) turns to look at Jim, and then he says, "oi Jim mate, ready to learn Business Management from a guy (referring to the teacher) who hasn't run a business in his life?"
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;49711195]During my Business Management class a few days ago, my mate Jim was sitting next to a guy named Locke (not their real names but close enough). Locke (who's new to the class) turns to look at Jim, and then he says, "oi Jim mate, ready to learn Business Management from a guy (referring to the teacher) who hasn't run a business in his life?"[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the one year I was in college. There was this business course, and the teacher used to own a startup that went bankrupt. He tried to twist it as "you can learn from my mistakes", but it just felt all round awkward.
[QUOTE=FPtje;49680023]This reminds me of the software project I did with 10 other students at the end of my bachelor. Every once in a while this guy called K would look up gore and that kind of shit on his laptop in the little office we got. He would start laughing at the shit he saw. Let's say he was looking at shit like 1 guy 1 jar, but the jar had a little cartoon mouth and eyes drawn over it. I walked over to see what he was laughing about. He said it's really NSFW, I said I didn't mind. I looked at it and laughed my ass off. After that first time he'd show me the funny gore videos he came across, and we'd laugh at it together :joy: It's important to note that we didn't just laugh at gore. There had to be some funny element to it. Basically EFukt stuff.[/QUOTE] um, well okay then
This one has been a family talking point for going on 50 years now, all the way back when my mother and her siblings were in school. There was this kid named Bobby Beechum. He was a special kind of stupid. He was one of those people that the "Back in my day" stories are based off of, and why every product comes with a set of safety instructions weighing 50% more than the product itself weighs these days. See, Bobby was playing with bottle rockets, and thought it would be a cool idea to look into the bottle to see the sparks going off as it was lit. Naturally the rocket went straight into his eye, and took it out. The next year, he was showing off his missing eye in school, and thought it would be a good idea to put on a demonstration of how he managed to do it. Thing is, as I already mentioned, Bobby was stupid. So stupid in fact that he thought it would be a good idea to light the bottle rocket for his demonstration. Yep, you guessed it. He took out his other eye, and permanently blinded himself before he was 18.
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;49725642]This one has been a family talking point for going on 50 years now, all the way back when my mother and her siblings were in school. There was this kid named Bobby Beechum. He was a special kind of stupid. He was one of those people that the "Back in my day" stories are based off of, and why every product comes with a set of safety instructions weighing 50% more than the product itself weighs these days. See, Bobby was playing with bottle rockets, and thought it would be a cool idea to look into the bottle to see the sparks going off as it was lit. Naturally the rocket went straight into his eye, and took it out. The next year, he was showing off his missing eye in school, and thought it would be a good idea to put on a demonstration of how he managed to do it. Thing is, as I already mentioned, Bobby was stupid. So stupid in fact that he thought it would be a good idea to light the bottle rocket for his demonstration. Yep, you guessed it. He took out his other eye, and permanently blinded himself before he was 18.[/QUOTE] ...You ARE joking. I know people who are literally retarded who wouldn't even be THAT stupid.
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;49725642]This one has been a family talking point for going on 50 years now, all the way back when my mother and her siblings were in school. There was this kid named Bobby Beechum. He was a special kind of stupid. He was one of those people that the "Back in my day" stories are based off of, and why every product comes with a set of safety instructions weighing 50% more than the product itself weighs these days. See, Bobby was playing with bottle rockets, and thought it would be a cool idea to look into the bottle to see the sparks going off as it was lit. Naturally the rocket went straight into his eye, and took it out. The next year, he was showing off his missing eye in school, and thought it would be a good idea to put on a demonstration of how he managed to do it. Thing is, as I already mentioned, Bobby was stupid. So stupid in fact that he thought it would be a good idea to light the bottle rocket for his demonstration. Yep, you guessed it. He took out his other eye, and permanently blinded himself before he was 18.[/QUOTE] Yeah I doubt that. That's just some really, really stupid fucking shit they told you so that perhaps by some miracle, you wouldn't grow up to be as stupid.
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;49725642]This one has been a family talking point for going on 50 years now, all the way back when my mother and her siblings were in school. There was this kid named Bobby Beechum. He was a special kind of stupid. He was one of those people that the "Back in my day" stories are based off of, and why every product comes with a set of safety instructions weighing 50% more than the product itself weighs these days. See, Bobby was playing with bottle rockets, and thought it would be a cool idea to look into the bottle to see the sparks going off as it was lit. Naturally the rocket went straight into his eye, and took it out. The next year, he was showing off his missing eye in school, and thought it would be a good idea to put on a demonstration of how he managed to do it. Thing is, as I already mentioned, Bobby was stupid. So stupid in fact that he thought it would be a good idea to light the bottle rocket for his demonstration. Yep, you guessed it. He took out his other eye, and permanently blinded himself before he was 18.[/QUOTE] Honestly, I've met people who would absolutely be stupid enough to try that. I believe it
I grew up in a small town, and I've had many older people tell me stories of the same type. I wouldn't put it past people to do stupid stuff like that.
There's a kid at my school who is in the songwriting program and he's become an inside joke with my friends because one of the guys who hangs out with us has tried 3 times to get into the songwriting program. He writes really shitty songs and one of the worst(best)is this little gem [video=youtube;GdirIfmcuRg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdirIfmcuRg[/video]
[QUOTE=Zephyrs;49725642]This one has been a family talking point for going on 50 years now, all the way back when my mother and her siblings were in school. There was this kid named Bobby Beechum. He was a special kind of stupid. He was one of those people that the "Back in my day" stories are based off of, and why every product comes with a set of safety instructions weighing 50% more than the product itself weighs these days. See, Bobby was playing with bottle rockets, and thought it would be a cool idea to look into the bottle to see the sparks going off as it was lit. Naturally the rocket went straight into his eye, and took it out. The next year, he was showing off his missing eye in school, and thought it would be a good idea to put on a demonstration of how he managed to do it. Thing is, as I already mentioned, Bobby was stupid. So stupid in fact that he thought it would be a good idea to light the bottle rocket for his demonstration. Yep, you guessed it. He took out his other eye, and permanently blinded himself before he was 18.[/QUOTE] I kinda feel sorry for him, I don't know why but when ever I get hurt ( depending on how badly ) I am less upset if I didn't do it to my self, but if I hurt my self somehow it would be worse. I wonder how many years in the Dark he got angry at him self over the years
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49728029]There's a kid at my school who is in the songwriting program and he's become an inside joke with my friends because one of the guys who hangs out with us has tried 3 times to get into the songwriting program. He writes really shitty songs and one of the worst(best)is this little gem [video=youtube;GdirIfmcuRg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdirIfmcuRg[/video][/QUOTE] Is this supposed to be bad? Kid has a lot of talent imo.
[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;49728029]There's a kid at my school who is in the songwriting program and he's become an inside joke with my friends because one of the guys who hangs out with us has tried 3 times to get into the songwriting program. He writes really shitty songs and one of the worst(best)is this little gem [video=youtube;GdirIfmcuRg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdirIfmcuRg[/video][/QUOTE] That's actually really good, I can't believe you said this song is shitty.
It's totally the opposite of the topic, but did any of you have that one kid at school who was so cool that he would do something and it would be called 'funny' but if anyone else did the same thing it would be called 'sexual harassment'?
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Feels a little bit hypocritical to talk about weird kids in my class (Not that I do anything out of the norm, I just don't socialize with many people outside of my close relationships) when I'm not exactly apart of the norm as far as my school goes. Now, this is rather tame and doesn't really match up with some of the other stories. Right, so, my IST/IT class is a fucking sausage fest. It's all boys, and some of the stuff they do/say is honestly cringe. There's a group of 3 who sit by themselves and talk about masturbation and blare anime-like music (I think it's called nightcore?) through their headphones that I can hear across the fucking room. There's a group of 5 people who only play Rust and CSGO. One of them scams CS:GO items and in total has scammed like $880. Pretty sure I heard that he got trade banned the other day. Thing is though, he didn't sell the skins. He fucking gambled them off. Ended up losing [I]more[/I] money then he gained. There's one kid who fucking looks dead that talks about nothing but torture porn and whatever he fucking saw on /b/ or Liveleak. The rest of the class is, 'alright', though. Not exactly normal but nothing significant. I just stick with my group of 4 and contemplate whether or not taking this class was worth it.
A kid at my school spent 3 months making a highly detailed 3D model of a penis in school and didn't get caught until recently. They made him delete it.
There used to be a kid in my school, let's call him L. L used to constantly abuse his assistant verbally. He once showed other kids a video of him naked and twerking. His facebook page is just all porn. He isn't in my school anymore. Also apparently he once shoved his little brothers face against a stove.
[QUOTE=jackteam54;49752090]A kid at my school spent 3 months making a highly detailed 3D model of a penis in school and didn't get caught until recently. They made him delete it.[/QUOTE] Ask if he made any copies
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A classmate brought an anime bodypillow to class :v: Like why would anyone bring a bodypillow out in public???
[QUOTE=nerdster409;49743559]It's totally the opposite of the topic, but did any of you have that one kid at school who was so cool that he would do something and it would be called 'funny' but if anyone else did the same thing it would be called 'sexual harassment'?[/QUOTE] Like a student performing nipple twister on a male gym teacher?
[QUOTE=nerdster409;49743559]It's totally the opposite of the topic, but did any of you have that one kid at school who was so cool that he would do something and it would be called 'funny' but if anyone else did the same thing it would be called 'sexual harassment'?[/QUOTE] I knew one kid in middle school, except he was the only one who thought it was funny. We were sick of his shit the first week he enrolled, but he kept trying to be "funny" for the rest of the year.
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