Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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This happened at the college where I study at:
[video=youtube;2EHtFHWQvD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EHtFHWQvD8[/video]
The guy's nickname is "El Jeringas"
He was later escorted out by security and shit hit the fan. Some people from the campus said that they were gonna expel everyone involved but security footage was too shitty/the process was too slow, so they didn't even bother.
I thought it was kinda funny. Don't know if this counts as weird kid.
The girl I sit with during my Visual Performing Arts class came into the room wearing a real furry-type ear headband and tail attachment-thing.
I'm still scared.
[QUOTE=nerdster409;49743559]It's totally the opposite of the topic, but did any of you have that one kid at school who was so cool that he would do something and it would be called 'funny' but if anyone else did the same thing it would be called 'sexual harassment'?[/QUOTE]
When I was in middle school there was this one neo nazi kid who would constantly talk about me and how people like me should be enslaved and killed. Then he would go into very specific details and plans which for some strange reason all of them involved me being naked and doing very sexual stuff before being executed. His plans had such detail, it almost felt like he probably wrote them somewhere and just read them to me. I can p. much guarantee that if instead of making stuff about me and he said stuff about a girl then he would have gotten into very deep shit considering how different schools treat girls and guys around here.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49761218]When I was in middle school there was this one neo nazi kid who would constantly talk about me and how people like me should be enslaved and killed. Then he would go into very specific details and plans which for some strange reason all of them involved me being naked and doing very sexual stuff before being executed. His plans had such detail, it almost felt like he probably wrote them somewhere and just read them to me. I can p. much guarantee that if instead of making stuff about me and he said stuff about a girl then he would have gotten into very deep shit considering how different schools treat girls and guys around here.[/QUOTE]
The hell is a neo nazi doing in Mexico, heartland of the sombreros
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49761337]The hell is a neo nazi doing in Mexico, heartland of the sombreros[/QUOTE]
He was white, his parents were both Mexican, but since he was white he thought he was "superior" and then he got into nazi shit and such.
-snip, not smart-
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49761337]The hell is a neo nazi doing in Mexico, heartland of the sombreros[/QUOTE]
If you watch Louis Theroux and the Nazis they go to Mexico with a neo-Nazi
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49761167]This happened at the college where I study at:
[video=youtube;2EHtFHWQvD8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EHtFHWQvD8[/video]
The guy's nickname is "El Jeringas"
He was later escorted out by security and shit hit the fan. Some people from the campus said that they were gonna expel everyone involved but security footage was too shitty/the process was too slow, so they didn't even bother.
I thought it was kinda funny. Don't know if this counts as weird kid.[/QUOTE]what a fookin legend
[editline]17th February 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49761392]Should've guessed. The only Mexican I know turned out to be a shitcunt, probably because the genes from the rapey Spaniard Conquistadors came out strong.[/QUOTE]say what now
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49761897]
say what now[/QUOTE]
Am just really bitter towards her and spouting nonsense. Don't mind me
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49762377]Am just really bitter towards her and spouting nonsense. Don't mind me[/QUOTE]Maybe consider writing an angry letter and throwing it away instead of being racist as fuck on an Internet forum lol
[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49763239]Maybe consider writing an angry letter and throwing it away instead of being racist as fuck on an Internet forum lol[/QUOTE]
You're right, I really need something to blow off steam with. I haven't been that clear a thinker as of late
Eyy, I've finally (unfortunately) got a story to tell here.
So one of my classes this semester requires sitting in front of a Mac for an hour and tracing lines in Adobe Illustrator, exhilarating stuff. So for the past couple classes me and the guy I sit next to just talk about whatever while we work; phones, music, jobs that kind of passing-the-time small talk.
So anyways today we're quietly working and he gets out his phone. He asks me if I know who Vince McMahon is. I tell him I do and he shows me an animated .gif of him, [URL="http://i.imgur.com/HYpFZCP.gif"]the one of him going nuts over a body-builder[/URL]. It's a little out of context, but it's funny so I smile and nod.
"I've got tons of .gifs on my phone." I glanced over as he was swiping through his gallery and [I]boy did he.[/I]
So I get back to working as he's going through his phone and then he turns it towards me to show me another one, I can see it going in the corner of my eye as I was working in Illustrator. "C'mon, look!" I see a guy falling off a bike in my peripheral vision before looking down at it for real. The biker was now staring at the camera, holding his arm where the upper portion of his wrist has snapped upwards at an obtuse angle. He laughed.
[I]"Oh.."[/I]
Now this is where the story might get subjective, but I'm not so great with injuries, especially of the bones and teeth variety. I can't even watch a video of someone innocently falling over on their face without wondering if their teeth are still properly aligned. Call it a weak will, but it comes from personal experience dammit!
[I]"Wow that's - I don't really wanna see that."[/I]
He was still pointing the phone's screen at me as the gif kept replaying, so I just got back to my work. "Yeah - I got tons of bone breaking stuff on here."
[I]"That's fine, you really don't have to."[/I]
"No no, look at this one - arm wrestle!" I glanced over for a split second to see home-video footage of two women arm wrestling each other on a park bench. They were clearly trying real hard, but their hands stayed locked at the apex. I could guess what was going to happen after a moment. "Awh c'mon you're not looking!"
I just kept politely smiling and shaking my head as the video kept playing as a blur in the corner of my eye. Did I mention he's still holding his phone towards me, reminding me to keep watching and that 'this one's real good'? Anyways - he eventually tried to show me another one, of a woman working some exercise machine with her legs. I'd actually seen this one before, I knew it ended with the girl's legs folding upside down when her legs gave out.
[I]"Nope. I'm good."[/I]
He eventually put his phone away and then we had a brief conversation about architecture as a career before the class let out.
[QUOTE=RaxaHax;49764000]
Anyways - he eventually tried to show me another one, of a woman working some exercise machine with her legs. I'd actually seen this one before, I knew it ended with the girl's legs folding upside down when her legs gave out.[/QUOTE]
I saw this gif a while back, and then some guy kept trying to show it to me. It was scary how insistent he was for me to watch it.
[QUOTE=ImpSnob;49753738]There used to be a kid in my school, let's call him L.
L used to constantly abuse his assistant verbally. He once showed other kids a video of him naked and twerking. His facebook page is just all porn. He isn't in my school anymore.
Also apparently he once shoved his little brothers face against a stove.[/QUOTE]
Jeez, you really went to school with The Mountain, didn't you?
There was this autistic kid in my class that was OBSESSED with the angry videogame nerd. He would constantly talk to himself out loud quoting every episode word for word. He would also just spout off random facts from time to time, he was like a glitched computer or something.
Fell behind in class so I'm staying after school to work today, will send videos of what dance club is.
A special kid in a friend of mine's web design class made [URL="http://arememesgood.weebly.com/"]this[/URL].
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nvm, they never showed.
Hey I'll post in this thread. This was back in middle school for me
There was this shy kid in my class, I don't know much about him other then he was by the numbers average. Got the highest scores in my class and was always willing to tutor others and help em out but for some reason or another he was the main target of bullying. Like even the teachers seemed to get in on it time to time. Rumors kept cropping up about him having some kind of murder list and how he was excited to kill everyone at the school and really vicious shit kept happening to him.
One day the rest of the class had formed a circle and were reading books, some were laying down and whatnot, and the kid starts flopping around on the ground like a fish. Like arms stiff at his side and legs flapping up and down. Teacher asked what the hell he was doing and he just responded "Floppin' cause I'm a fish" and the rest of the class burst into laughter at the dude. For a couple days he'd do stuff like this without really getting in trouble and I just had to know what was going on so one time at lunch I sat next to him and asked what the deal was.
Apparently some of the other kids said that if he acted like a fucking idiot like he was doing they'd be friends with him and he was desperate for attention and he hated himself for it, from the little we talked about it he came from a abusive family relationship (which I could relate to) and having it happen at school was just breaking him.
He stopped doing it after that but the damage was already done. Not really sure what happened to him as it was close to the end of the year but I did still hear rumors next school year so that didn't change.
Really feel like I could of done more to help him out.
My mate told me a pretty awesome story today.
So my mates dad is a police officer. And so one day his dad got off from a train station, and because his transport ticket was broken, he was allowed to go through the gate (or whatever you call it). However there were ticket inspectors on the other side of a gate. And since ticket inspectors never believe you when you say that your ticket is broken, they try and hit you with an $80 fine. Apparently he was facing one ticket inspector, then after he said his ticket was broken, more inspectors surrounded him. He showed his badge, and they fucked right off. :v:
Actually forget that weird kid I had some weird teachers.
In high school there was a science teacher that I had in my senior year that drastically freaked over everything. She had the classroom closet completely cleaned out minus a single desk and if anyone so much as rubbed her the wrong way she'd shove em in there and ignore them for the rest of the hour or so. Somehow this was deemed as okay.
Ontop of that she had a water cooler in the corner and would allow people to get up and get a drink whenever needed to remain hydrated. It was kinda nice but instead of school shootings we had school cuppings. There was this skinny punk kid who was kind of bipolar, one minute he'd be nice other minute everyone was a fucking moron to him, at one point he said something snarky and was told to get in the closet. Guy was having none of it and said (along the lines of) "You can't seriously keep shoving us into a closet that doesn't solve anything! This is retarded." He then picked up the red plastic cup he had after gathering his stuff and tossed it on the floor before starting towards the closet. The teacher then SCREAMS and runs out of the room before eventually returning with the teacher from next door (apparently cutting off that class too). She then had everyone in the room get in a straight line and evacuate. "HE'S OUT OF CONTROL HE CAN HURT SOMEONE." She bellowed as we all filed out of the room. The guy who dropped the cup just laughing his ass off along with the rest of the class.
Like it became a thing where if you dropped a cup she'd do this without fail. She somehow never got fired despite the numerous parents complaining and the other teacher getting fed up with her classes getting cut off by this lunatic, it was so fucking bizarre and I think everyone in the class including myself got labeled as some kind of red cup terrorist.
From what I heard this happened all throughout the day every other day so it was just weird.
I'm now in the pogs club at my school
[QUOTE=Sift;49770947]Actually forget that weird kid I had some weird teachers.
In high school there was a science teacher that I had in my senior year that drastically freaked over everything. She had the classroom closet completely cleaned out minus a single desk and if anyone so much as rubbed her the wrong way she'd shove em in there and ignore them for the rest of the hour or so. Somehow this was deemed as okay.
Ontop of that she had a water cooler in the corner and would allow people to get up and get a drink whenever needed to remain hydrated. It was kinda nice but instead of school shootings we had school cuppings. There was this skinny punk kid who was kind of bipolar, one minute he'd be nice other minute everyone was a fucking moron to him, at one point he said something snarky and was told to get in the closet. Guy was having none of it and said (along the lines of) "You can't seriously keep shoving us into a closet that doesn't solve anything! This is retarded." He then picked up the red plastic cup he had after gathering his stuff and tossed it on the floor before starting towards the closet. The teacher then SCREAMS and runs out of the room before eventually returning with the teacher from next door (apparently cutting off that class too). She then had everyone in the room get in a straight line and evacuate. "HE'S OUT OF CONTROL HE CAN HURT SOMEONE." She bellowed as we all filed out of the room. The guy who dropped the cup just laughing his ass off along with the rest of the class.
Like it became a thing where if you dropped a cup she'd do this without fail. She somehow never got fired despite the numerous parents complaining and the other teacher getting fed up with her classes getting cut off by this lunatic, it was so fucking bizarre and I think everyone in the class including myself got labeled as some kind of red cup terrorist.
From what I heard this happened all throughout the day every other day so it was just weird.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck it's like all those autist stories I keep hearing about in this thread, but applied to a teacher.
Okay, so y'all know that one kid I mentioned before, right? That kid named Isaac who's obsessed with weird shit like politics and Woody Woodpecker and will pretty much relate EVERYTHING to terrorism?
Apparently he supports Donald Trump. Please kill me.
There's a kid who always wears rage face t-shirts and has pepe the frog as his facebook profile picture.
My senior year of high there was a kid who would go to the top of the bleachers and do that pose from Assassins Creed before you take a leap of faith. He would take the leap of faith too but landed on his feet instead of his head. Kind of impressive really since it was pretty high up.
He later posted a list to Facebook or dropped it in school that had the top ten people he would kill.
Added me on Facebook. I thought about that stupid Dane Cook joke about the creepy guy at work going postal so I accepted it just in case he goes on a rampage.
We talking about teachers? I think two teachers from my old high school are in prison now.
I have a few stories about this one in particular, we'll call him Mr A (I hope I haven't told this story before).
A year or two after I graduated, a mate sent me a link to a news article. It turns out that Mr A had been arrested for fraud. He had made a fake facebook profile for a fake girlfriend. She was apparently a police officer and a volunteer etc etc. The police don't take kindly to officer impersonation so Mr A was sent to time-out for a few years.
My weird teacher stories often revolve around those awards for best teacher.
In middle school there was one teacher who got the award when I was in both 6th and 7th grades.
In 8th grade he was arrested for dating a student after a teacher found him making out with a student in the gym after hours. I think he got 1 or 2 years of prison for that.
Second one was this gym teacher who won the award when I was in 9th and 10th grade. Turns out both years she make a deal with her students that if she won teacher of the year she'd give them all a's for the semester. She did, and the school board didn't like that very much.
[video=youtube;HkbyHbdahQQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkbyHbdahQQ[/video]
They made this.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;49768946]A special kid in a friend of mine's web design class made [URL="http://arememesgood.weebly.com/"]this[/URL].
:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Nothing says high school web design like a free trial of weebly
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