Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=br0ken_;49777769][video=youtube;HkbyHbdahQQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkbyHbdahQQ[/video]
They made this.[/QUOTE]
That's the worst uniform I've ever seen.
The "Prove it" kid i posted a while back was bragging because he had to do his debates against the girl whom he's been creeping on for years. For some reason the chick was really excited when she learned she would be debating him and for some reason started hanging out with him more, driving her around places so she can run errands. "She even wrote my paper for me" he boasts.
Turns out she wrote his entire debate speech.
He gets creamed because she knows his argument front to back. The only original thought he had was to make some stupid reference to a show that almost nobody knew and in turn he just sounded like a idiot.
Make fun of him for getting pussywhipped and he refuses to believe it. And even a week later he still does her math homework for her in the hope that she'll "prove it" to him.
I saw a kid wearing a pepe mask today.
[QUOTE=ALurker;49812854]I saw a kid wearing a pepe mask today.[/QUOTE]
do you mean a frog mask
[QUOTE=ALurker;49812854]I saw a kid wearing a pepe mask today.[/QUOTE]
You may have spotted the elusive rare pepe
Oh man did this guy get fucking weird quick.
The guy who won't shut the fuck up about DmC is now going on about how his favorite Youtube channel got terminated and coming up with all sorts of reasons why, including that "the nazis come and took it down on me so now I can't watch it" amongst others. He now sits up the back row and does nothing the entire day - I suspect he's either watching porn or something he doesn't want the rest of us knowing.
The friends I made at college have nicknamed me "Terrorist" and they yell stuff like "Allahu Ackbar" "Holy shit, he has a bomb!" whenever they see me. It doesn't help that I generally carry with me a messenger bag where I keep stuff I need to use immediately (i.e laboratory stuff, an extra outfit or something I need to hand to someone).
Dance club footage as promised
[video=youtube;2U-NcPMxKKA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-NcPMxKKA[/video]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49815069]The friends I made at college have nicknamed me "Terrorist" and they yell stuff like "Allahu Ackbar" "Holy shit, he has a bomb!" whenever they see me. It doesn't help that I generally carry with me a messenger bag where I keep stuff I need to use immediately (i.e laboratory stuff, an extra outfit or something I need to hand to someone).[/QUOTE]
If they're doing shit like that to you, they're probably not the kind you'd want to be friends with.
Today as I was leaving the school there was this chubby black kid walking behind me. I go to open the door and decided to hold it for him and everyone else walking out. Instead of doing the normal thing and walking through, he fucking goes and kicks the other door nearby open instead and yells "THIS IS SPARTA!". He then looked at me with a smile and said he does this every Friday.
I think my school is legitimately getting weirder everyday.
I feel kinda bad even talking about it, but there was this special ed girl at my school who had some sort of condition, and was pretty desperate for a boyfriend. She asked me out multiple times, but I doubt she had any particular affection for me because she did that to everyone. I didn't have the heart to give her a direct no, so I was always saying things like I was busy and what-not.
[QUOTE=jackteam54;49819780]Today as I was leaving the school there was this chubby black kid walking behind me. I go to open the door and decided to hold it for him and everyone else walking out. Instead of doing the normal thing and walking through, he fucking goes and kicks the other door nearby open instead and yells "THIS IS SPARTA!". He then looked at me with a smile and said he does this every Friday.
I think my school is legitimately getting weirder everyday.[/QUOTE]
Aren't you supposed to say "This is Sparta" before you kick?
[QUOTE=RedBaronFlyer;49820401]Aren't you supposed to say "This is Sparta" before you kick?[/QUOTE]
The kid isn't even kicking the door into a pit, i think there is more than one thing wrong here.
I am the shy kid/adult.
A moment for myself, I'm not exactly outgoing and I'm far from used to people flirting with me and I tend to get really shy if anyone even says they're attracted to me in any way. So, once when I was walking out of school, as I was going through the doors to the outside a girl was coming in. I never got a direct look at her, but I heard her say "You're cute" directly to me and she kept walking. I was caught even more off guard than usual and I had no idea what to say so I just without thinking said "I know" and went off to the bus.
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I can't even tell if this is an embarrassing line or swagging as fuck someone please enlighten me
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;49820481]A moment for myself, I'm not exactly outgoing and I'm far from used to people flirting with me and I tend to get really shy if anyone even says they're attracted to me in any way. So, once when I was walking out of school, as I was going through the doors to the outside a girl was coming in. I never got a direct look at her, but I heard her say "You're cute" directly to me and she kept walking. I was caught even more off guard than usual and I had no idea what to say so I just without thinking said "I know" and went off to the bus.[/QUOTE]
I think I posted a story about the two girls who would always mess with my hair and compliment how soft it was. It was always a bit awkward for me since I never knew how to ask them to stop if I needed to move on my chair.
The only other incident that caught me by surprise was a slap on my ass by a random girl in High School passing by me, giggling with her friend. I was so confused, especially since my best friend was a much better looking dude then I was.
Another surprise that as nothing to do with cute is a group of 3 black girls who just cut me off in the waiting line to pass through. For what? Give me 3 middle fingers. I was more confused then angry tbh.
Then again... I am often confused since I'm always distracted.
[QUOTE=alpha00zero;49820966]I think I posted a story about the two girls who would always mess with my hair and compliment how soft it was. It was always a bit awkward for me since I never knew how to ask them to stop if I needed to move on my chair.
The only other incident that caught me by surprise was a slap on my ass by a random girl in High School passing by me, giggling with her friend. I was so confused, especially since my best friend was a much better looking dude then I was.
Another surprise that as nothing to do with cute is a group of 3 black girls who just cut me off in the waiting line to pass through. For what? Give me 3 middle fingers. I was more confused then angry tbh.
Then again... I am often confused since I'm always distracted.[/QUOTE]
My favorite flirting moment in my life, and I guess this fits here, was this time a guy cat called me.
For the record, I'm a pre-HRT transgender person, so for now, I look like a guy, but apparently not from behind. I was walking down the hallway in school, when a guy sitting with his friends called out some comment about my ass or something.
I turned around, and he realized his mistake and went "UM, NEVERMIND" and his friends started dying. I said something along the lines of "Later, handsome", they died even harder, and I walked off feeling both greatly amused and significantly happier about my chances at passing when I begin hormone therapy.
I have a flatmate who wears a communist pin on a black beret, all black, meme t-shirts, and wears really badly done makeup. Including the world's most vivid shade of red lipstick that has absolutely no place being on his face because he cannot pull it off to save his life. He also often does the whole clockwork orange one eye liner thing.
Like, there's nothing wrong with wearing make-up but like, there kinda is when you actively look worse when doing so.
Did I mention that he actively says men should feel bad for simply being men unironically? He's literally the "tumblr SJW" meme as a real person. It's really sad.
He also has no understanding of personal hygiene, can't clean his dishes to save his life, etc. He has informed the rest of the flat on at least one occasion that he still hasn't changed his bedding since he came to uni.
Everyone else in the flat is cool, he's just scummier than the literal loaf of mold that was once bread in his cupboard.
The Legend of Cowboy Brown 2: Just like xXx: State of the Union, it has nothing to do with the Cowboy Brown.
No sir, this is the tale of Mister Cold Bitter Hatred (Mr. CBH for short). 'My oh my', you must be asking yourself right about now, 'Aaron, if you reference the revoltingly reviled and referenced intro lines to the hit hot topic video game that is "Hatred", then it must be a treat!'
And boy, is it not really.
You see, Mr. CBH had a hard, edgy life. Your narrator met him not too long prior to this eventful eve we exist in at this moment in time. In fact, he met him only last August, the month of prosperity and groaning from minors. Mr. CBH was in your humble narrators science class, a particularly quiet one, him, not too fond of raising a commotion or bringing unwanted attention unto his own. This striking silence would continue for many a week, a regular joe, doing his due diligence and remaining quiet for the teachers lessons.
Until the incident.
'Incident?', you ask, 'Why Aaron, that sounds ominous!'
Oh yes it does. You see, something occurred to Mr. CBH one morning. A thought.
A PARTICULAR thought.
"I'm gonna stab a mother fucker"
Now you might think, 'oh its a high school, surely he'll use a pencil! It wont be like Canada', to which i'd respond, first, with a question related to your apparent ability to reference events in the future and why you are not a time cop, and second, to tell you, oh no kind reader, he had a knife.
The morning began like any other, groggy, quite out of mind, and inattentive. We were gathered to do a lab, on what i cannot be sure, as what happened that day retroactively replaced the information that immediately preceded the predicament. Mr. CBH walked up to yours truly, and odd action given his normal, mute, shy behavior. He handed out his phone. "Why, Aaron, good sir, take a gander at your good friend Hatred's new app"
It was a pot smoking minigame. "Oh, kill me", the narrator thought. "Aint it dope?"
He demonstrated the mechanics shortly before the lab began. I noticed something was off. Many in the room looked on guard, the teacher unusually quiet, and in my groggy state, an event happened that i nearly slept through. I had to be told after the fact what had just taken place, which could have put the devil of whom's words you read in a mortal situation.
Perhaps angry or pent up, Mr. CBH had taken out a relatively massive knife, at least the size of an open hand, and used it to cut masking tape, and then threatened another student with it. He was led out by the authority soon after. Mr. CBH was soon expelled, and your narrator broke contact since.
And now, for your pleasure, the punchline:
He's back.
Through black magic and occult wizardry, Mr. CBH has returned to this school for the second semester, baffling my mind as to how this could happen, given the circumstances.
I must make note to wear thick magazines underneath my clothing from now on, lest i become a thanksgiving meal.
[editline]26th February 2016[/editline]
The more i think about it the more weirdos there are here.
I blame it on the radiation. Fucking Three Mile Island.
[QUOTE=AaronM202;49821775]The Legend of Cowboy Brown 2: Just like xXx: State of the Union, it has nothing to do with the Cowboy Brown. [insert story here][/QUOTE]
8/10 was expecting somebody to actually get stabbed. jk
but anyways, not exactly a weird kid story but the other day two kids were fighting or something. Not sure why.
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;49823420]8/10 was expecting somebody to actually get stabbed. jk
but anyways, not exactly a weird kid story but the other day two kids were fighting or something. Not sure why.[/QUOTE]
Oh you want violence?
Theres a kid, who in 8th grade, managed to cut off the top of his thumb with scissors while yelling "OOPS" as he did it.
We dont see him any more.
He also shat his pants super hard and said it was chocolate he sat in that leaked through after it melted.
so people I work with were telling me about a woman they used to work with! they said she was nice but had some weird habbits!
She didnt have a parking space so she used to park in the super market across from us but would cover her lisence plate with newspapers! >< she also made a flyer paid for them with her money and posted them in everyones house to ask if she could park on their drive!
and apparantly she used to be late all the time even though she would get to work like 30 minutes early she would just sit in her car and forget where she is or something!
[QUOTE]she would get to work like 30 minutes early she would just sit in her car and forget where she is or something![/QUOTE]
This happens to me quite frequently at college. Sometimes I've got nothing to do and I begin wandering around the campus for a while and I swear, minutes turn into seconds. By the time I realize half an hour just passed and I gotta run to my class.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;49828363]This happens to me quite frequently at college. Sometimes I've got nothing to do and I begin wandering around the campus for a while and I swear, minutes turn into seconds. By the time I realize half an hour just passed and I gotta run to my class.[/QUOTE]
One time I got to uni early and decided to listen to some music on the comfy bean bags in the library. BIG MISTAKE. I woke up a while later and realised I was 10 minutes late for class.
I zone out so fucking often its like I'm living next to a black hole because before I know it two hours have passed
[editline]28th February 2016[/editline]
In my previous school there was this odd kid. He was often quiet but when he wasn't he was a joy to listen to. Totally. His attempts at humor just fell flat on its face every time. Also when a classmate asked him for some files, after he plugged in his USB he loudly proclaimed 'dude wtf is hentai why is there hentai on your flash drive' I don't think I ever saw someone get so red so fast. He often looked at it in class too.
Update: Communist-man has informed us that he's irritated with the uni's feminist society because he said something and they harped at him about not giving the proper trigger warnings. When he, himself has harped at the rest of us on a few occasions about trigger warnings.
GG
[QUOTE=draugur;49837705]Update: Communist-man has informed us that he's irritated with the uni's feminist society because he said something and they harped at him about not giving the proper trigger warnings. When he, himself has harped at the rest of us on a few occasions about trigger warnings.
GG[/QUOTE]
With people getting offended that easily, they are bound to offend one another.
[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;49887031]Had this one guy come to the place I work threatening to sue if he didn't get a refund before I even said anything to him over a prepaid phone card that he mistakenly bought that doesn't go with his phone.
btw I would love it if the title included work stories because I have shit tons[/QUOTE]
Rules about school kids aren't really enforced, I'd say go ahead and tell us a few!
There's this kid that dresses up like [URL="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/2/2f/Platinum_Lucas.png/220px-Platinum_Lucas.png"]Lucas from Pokemon[/URL] every day. Same hat and scarf and everything.
There’s this kid who sits by me in one of my classes who's into witch craft. Like, he spends class reading on how to cast curses and searches magic wands. Today he was looking at pictures of animal people and noticed I saw his screen. He turned to me smiling and slowly said, “So, do you feel other kin?”
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