• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=revan740;47124189]The most recent encounter with a weird guy is here in college. Since the very first year I came here this guy has been all over my dick. He wasn't "out" despite being a giant flamer. We were in an opera together, and as soon as I talked to him he started acting all weird. He later called his dad and came out to him on my account, despite never having showed interest, telling everyone that he was in love with me. The following two years he'd room in the same locations as me (by choice, we could live in single-living dorms, and he would choose the same dorm house to live closer). When I decided to move off-campus, he found out where I was going to apply to live (where I live now.) He then proceeded to apply for an apartment there too, TELL the people that were taking applications that he was a close friends of mine, and got the apartment literally RIGHT next door. He even was able to set the move-in day to be the same exact day. Like holy shit. I had to put a cloth over one side of my balcony because he used to stare into my apartment from his balcony. To this day he will randomly show up without invitation, knock on my door, and come up with some sort of excuse as to why he "needs to talk". Petty fights with his boyfriend or his dad. [editline]11th February 2015[/editline] Oh and the worst thing that happened was, when he was full-on stalker mode, we had a scene in a separate opera where we had to 'masturbate' on stage. Or imply that we did together.[/QUOTE] Restricting orders are there for this particular reason
There's this dude that just insists on touching anyone he's next to at random. It geniunly creeps me out so I try my best not sitting next to him.
[QUOTE=Sn0peK;47122690]Imagine hearing the announcer melody, expecting to hear the principal speaking, but instead getting this: Oh, and we played this clip from start to finish.[/QUOTE] If you never got caught then tbh that's funny as fuck hahaha
[QUOTE=Sn0peK;47125620]All of these were inbetween 2007 and 2010. Cameras are not standard in Sweden[/QUOTE] God bless our outdated school buildings.
So I had this one guy that was kinda weird, he was a half scottish half german old money type, VERY old money. He had money but obviously wasn't sure how to spend it, bought a ducati and smashed it in a week because he was 16 (btw this is australia so this shit was pretty illegal in the first place), started driving a mercedes benz, would wear Ralph Lauren polos with the school colours stiched into the collar just so it looked the exact same as all of our clothing except for the little polo logo. One time he tripped over and 2 whole bottles of [b]the same cologne[/b] spilled out his bag and smashed in front of him. It got bad tho, since he was kind of a wannabe neo nazi that started up a ton of racial tension in our school that led to a pretty big fight with some teachers getting knocked down by students during it but yeh, really fucking strange guy. [editline]12th February 2015[/editline] now he's 19 and married to some brazillian exchange student from our last year that ended up getting citizenship and staying here
[QUOTE=DEMONSKUL;47125696]Restricting orders are there for this particular reason[/QUOTE] He never tried to physically do anything to me, and I made it perfectly clear how I felt to both him and all my friends (who were also his friends.). Besides, you can't just restrict someone that's in the same major as you, specifically performing arts, from being around you when the only performance opportunities are together. Either way, he stopped bothering me when he got a boyfriend. Holy shit I hope they never break up.
In primary school there was a girl who had a crush on me but it got weird. She kept licking my stuff and leaving flowers where she thought I'd find them. She was also slightly bigger than me and would chase me and, if she caught me, would hug me and not let me go. Probably what turned me homo.
[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47116649]Fuck. Just knowing that I was associated with the brownie fandom from 2010 to late 2012 makes me cringe so fucking hard like you can't comprehend. If I could travel back in tine to that period, I'd probably do some Clockwork Orange-style psychotherapy on my past self to prevent her from falling amy further down the autistic rabbit-hole. I feel for all of those poor, foolish souls who have still stuck around.[/QUOTE] There's nothing wrong with liking brownies.
The kids at my school are just ludicrous. The majority of the people I know like sexualised anime, an extremely obnoxious metal band called Black Veil Brides, or both. :suicide:
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47128372]I don't even count Black Veil Brides as metal tbh[/QUOTE] really living up to... [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47122566]I was TOTALLY that weird kid. I'm gonna be totally honest, I wasn't exactly regular with bathing in high school and I was one of those fucking dumbass kids who actually wore a fedora every now and then (not in school, Jesus Christ.), went on about how this generation of kids is stupid, etc etc etc I was a fucking [B][U][I]idiot[/I][/U][/B] in high school for the most part and I regret so much of it.[/QUOTE] ...by starting the "durr hurr X isn't RREEEAAaaALLLLL metal" shit
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47128408]Shit dude, it's metal by definition, but I hate putting it in the same bin as Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Bolt Thrower, Cannibal Corpse and Amon Amarth. It just gives the genre a really bad name, and it's already got a pretty bad name.[/QUOTE] REALLY living up to what you claimed to be ashamed of like a few hours ago. seriously don your fucking fedora and talk about true patrician metal
I remember a kid that was an odd ball. His shining moment was during the end of PE class. Whole class was sitting on the top portion of the bleachers. For reference, similar set up: [t]http://www.toadvine.com/Portals/14855/images/telescopic%20bleachers-resized-600.jpg[/t] Some of the kids thought it'd be fun to just climb them from below and get to the top. This kid wanted to fit in, climbed to the top and tried to roll over the railing. The rail hooked his pants and underwear. He ended up flashing the entire class. I was lucky enough to be talking to my friends and facing elsewhere. Also another PE story, some other special kid in our class wanted to go up to bat during softball. He went up to bat every chance he had. He went up 3 times, struck out, but we ignored his outs, so we could actually play. I was about to go up when he got all angry and wanted to swing again. Whole class told him to relax and let me go up. So he became violent and started swinging his bat at me with his chubby arms. Wasn't hard to avoid, but he was soon sent to the office. I haven't had too many encounters with the weird kids at school, even though I did hang out with a lot of hipster/emos/goths/punks. For the whole high school, all kids of that group mainly hung out together. So it was rather diverse and large for a highschool click.
[QUOTE=war_man333;47125918]There's this dude that just insists on touching anyone he's next to at random. It geniunly creeps me out so I try my best not sitting next to him.[/QUOTE] There's a kid like this at my school. Nice kid, but veeery touchy-feely, little concept of personal space (I often wind up speaking to his nipples when he approaches me, he's really tall) and eccentric. Talks about space and sci-fi shit a lot. I'm kind of semi-friends with him. I don't talk to him much because it's kind of exhausting. He has his reasons for how he acts, but it can still be really awkward to have a conversation with him.
Back in my college days we had this kid called Alex He wasn't all there in the head and was EXTREMELY christian, every day he'd try and convert the dining hall. It was fun listening to him rant, we all got a nice dinner and a show, on some occasions his yelling certain topics would spark discussions of our own etc. This would have been nice enough but unfortunately, he was in my class. So we got to learn about him He desperately wanted to be an animator for disney and spent all his time drawing trains. (Not steam trains/diesel locomotives/ or fantasy trains, that would have been awesome.) Thomas the Tank engine trains. he fucking [B]LOVED [/B] TtTE and wouldn't shut up about how much he 'respected' Percy. (V:v:V) Anyway, I would never give him the time of day, didn't like him and i suppose to be fair i was perhaps a little too aggressive in rejecting his friendship. Naturally this lead to him EVERY SINGLE DAY trying to make me his friend, which over the course of a few years grew absolutely insufferable. Every morning he'd come up to me, ask me how i was, then get out his bible and recite me a passage. I hated him so much.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;47128798]Back in my college days we had this kid called Alex He wasn't all there in the head and was EXTREMELY christian, every day he'd try and convert the dining hall. It was fun listening to him rant, we all got a nice dinner and a show, on some occasions his yelling certain topics would spark discussions of our own etc. This would have been nice enough but unfortunately, he was in my class. So we got to learn about him He desperately wanted to be an animator for disney and spent all his time drawing trains. (Not steam trains/diesel locomotives/ or fantasy trains, that would have been awesome.) Thomas the Tank engine trains. he fucking [B]LOVED [/B] TtTE and wouldn't shut up about how much he 'respected' Percy. (V:v:V) Anyway, I would never give him the time of day, didn't like him and i suppose to be fair i was perhaps a little too aggressive in rejecting his friendship. Naturally this lead to him EVERY SINGLE DAY trying to make me his friend, which over the course of a few years grew absolutely insufferable. Every morning he'd come up to me, ask me how i was, then get out his bible and recite me a passage. I hated him so much.[/QUOTE] why is literally every weirdo called alex/alexander [editline]12th February 2015[/editline] if i ever adopt a little african baby i'm not calling it alexander
I used to do some pretty weird stuff during recess in elementary school, such as walking around asking everyone what their spirit animal was. (Mine was a bear tyvm.) There was also a couple of recesses where some other kids and I were trying to start a fire underneath the playground slide. All of our attempts boiled down to piling up a bunch of random rocks and kindling and just rubbing a stick on it. Honestly I'm glad we never got anything started, probably would've burned the school down.
Some kid got ass naked right infront of me when we were changing to swim in gym, today. And claimed that anyone who looked at his penis was gay.
After reading this thread, on behalf of all normal Alex's, I'm sorry.
This kid in my english class asked me if I wanted to do the 'gay test' in the middle of class once. When I asked what it was, he pulled out his phone and went on his camera roll and pulled open some gay porn with some guy being blindfolded and fucked by 3 guys at once. After about 30 seconds of awkward gay moans, me trying to ignore him, and him staring at his phone with a look of extreme determination, he explained to me that 'the first person to pop a stiffy is gay'. He got his phone confiscated soon after and was suspended (he had been caught masturbating in the school library once before).
[QUOTE=arbio22;47129554]This kid in my english class asked me if I wanted to do the 'gay test' in the middle of class once. When I asked what it was, he pulled out his phone and went on his camera roll and pulled open some gay porn with some guy being blindfolded and fucked by 3 guys at once. After about 30 seconds of awkward gay moans, me trying to ignore him, and him staring at his phone with a look of extreme determination, he explained to me that 'the first person to pop a stiffy is gay'. He got his phone confiscated soon after and was suspended (he had been caught masturbating in the school library once before).[/QUOTE] so did you win?
In 8th grade, my homeroom teacher had beanbags in the back of her classroom. Regularly, a guy came into the class ~30 minutes before class would start. He would go under the beanbags and sleep, or so we thought. One day one of the girls in the class decides she wants a beanbag, lo and behold the guys whacking it full throttle. Never touched a beanbag again.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;47128408]Shit dude, it's metal by definition, but I hate putting it in the same bin as Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Bolt Thrower, Cannibal Corpse and Amon Amarth.[/QUOTE] I usually refer to all those classic metal bands such as Anthrax as "pure metal". It was kind of the genre's original form, more or less. Not a huge fan of technical metal, it's always felt too "flat" for me, but I hold a lot of respect for it. I feel like a lot of those guys did it to further explore their instruments, some of the sounds they produced were pretty unique and damn impressive.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47130181]so did you win?[/QUOTE] he got to watch 3 guys pound one ass, [I]of course he won.[/I]
Here's one from my uni [b]Dapper Dude[/b] This guy is unusual, but not in a bad way as is typical in these threads. This guy is the very definition of class. Dapper Dude acts, dresses, and grooms himself like an English gentleman from the Victorian era. His face is outlined by finely parted brown hair, an elegant moustache, and his trademark mutton-chops. He wears a suit every day, and he carries a cane with himself as he strolls across campus. When he walks, he does so with one arm held behind his back, and he confidently swings his cane with each step. Rumor has it that he's deeply religious. Other than that, there's not much that I or anyone I've talked to knows about him. I've only actually talked to him once, when he was conducting a survey about Pope Francis for some journalism class. Needless to say he was exceedingly polite. I almost feel bad posting this here, just because of the stigma this thread has. I like the guy a lot.
[QUOTE=Magic Scrumpy;47130181]so did you win?[/QUOTE] so what does [I]winning[/I] it mean
[QUOTE=C0linSSX;47131570]Here's one from my uni [b]Dapper Dude[/b] This guy is unusual, but not in a bad way as is typical in these threads. This guy is the very definition of class. Dapper Dude acts, dresses, and grooms himself like an English gentleman from the Victorian era. His face is outlined by finely parted brown hair, an elegant moustache, and his trademark mutton-chops. He wears a suit every day, and he carries a cane with himself as he strolls across campus. When he walks, he does so with one arm held behind his back, and he confidently swings his cane with each step. Rumor has it that he's deeply religious. Other than that, there's not much that I or anyone I've talked to knows about him. I've only actually talked to him once, when he was conducting a survey about Pope Francis for some journalism class. Needless to say he was exceedingly polite. I almost feel bad posting this here, just because of the stigma this thread has. I like the guy a lot.[/QUOTE] See, I would not call that weird, just eccentric. Weird would be him, doing all that, then smell people's farts and stalk women. THAT would be weird. But hell the description, even if not religious at all, makes me want to know the guy.
[QUOTE=Glitchman;47120361] [b]Crazy Tom:[/b] Dude was on the 7 year plan, gave the "shocker" in class photo. Got in trouble for sexually assaulting a girl with a USB drive. [editline]11th February 2015[/editline] also someone needs to make a weird kid you knew in school wiki. Or like SCP or something[/QUOTE] just registered WeirdWiki.com -all the local weird people on a Wiki Page [editline]13th February 2015[/editline] Will be live within 1 day
There is this weird kid in glasses walking around my school handing random girls flowers
There was this guy at school who wore a Doctor Who snuggie to school once. I normally wouldn't jab at someone for something like this, but he's a dick, so whatever.
Sometime in fourth grade, there was this girl in my school, she was...Weird...too weird. She believed she was a dog like, [I]really[/I] a dog. She would go to class to class on all fours despite the teachers telling her to stop. One day she got in major trouble for eating her poop in class... You read that right. She was shipped to some special school, until I saw her again in seventh grade. She was some Otherkin furry thing and I just ignored her until I moved to Private School, where some Tumblr girl stalked me for a year, but thats another story.
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