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[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49941158]My school's card game of choice was deuce. I'm fucking unbeatable at it now because I played it so many times throughout high school.[/QUOTE] There's a card game called [I][B]deuce?[/B][/I] :v:
[QUOTE=Nightscout;49967298]There's a card game called [I][B]deuce?[/B][/I] :v:[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/OTExWDc3Nw==/$(KGrHqJ,!h4E8J8Krg)HBPhzwvSEhw~~60_35.JPG[/IMG] ???
Kid in my math class wears prescription swimming goggles. Only talks about Fallout 4 and memes, set his profile picture to pepe smoking a blunt on our school's website He's also venezuelan and can barely speak english. He added me on steam the other day and invited me to play TF2. I still don't know how he found me. We call him Juan Cena because one day he came in with a wrestlemania t-shirt. edit - forgot he also brings his huge like 17" laptop to all of his classes and plays undertale.
[QUOTE=ScarehGhoost;49968662]Kid in my math class wears prescription swimming goggles. Only talks about Fallout 4 and memes, set his profile picture to pepe smoking a blunt on our school's website He's also venezuelan and can barely speak english. He added me on steam the other day and invited me to play TF2. I still don't know how he found me. We call him Juan Cena because one day he came in with a wrestlemania t-shirt. edit - forgot he also brings his huge like 17" laptop to all of his classes and plays undertale.[/QUOTE] Was his name Dantz?
During one first days in college I had to make some payments at the bank. I was in a line when I met two other guys who just started college too at the same faculty, we became good friends afterwards but then one of them took a pic of me and the other dude talking and then uploaded it to Facebook saying: "I want to confess I'm gay now and this is a picture of me and my Dominican boyfriend" It was obviously a joke but the dude then got worried when some people started to believe it was legit. Now a lot of his friends think he is gay and they think I'm Dominican (but I'm Mexican). Another story Two of my friends, Tony and the other Dante. I've know them since middle school, they're both quite wealthy but usually chill to be around. In middle school there was this one kid, his name was Carlos, but people nicknamed him "sibidibidi" because of his voice and the fact that he was insanely annoying in purpose. Carlos was a dick but in such way it was unlikable. He would constantly show off about everything and we all know it was a lie. He always bothered everyone and constantly tried to be a dick to others, me included. He would say "You're weird because you never talk and u think u are hot shit" "Now you resort to violence because my argument is true" One day he invited us to spend the weekend at some property his parents owned, it had a pool and lots of stuff. The thing was that Carlos didn't really have much friends and he really expected us to come. I told him that I didn't want to go, but Dante and Tony told him (it was obviously bullshit) that they would probably go there. The next week Dante told me that Carlos called him around 8 PM crying because he told his parents a lot of people would come and nobody showed up. By the time we graduated, Carlos made one last post in our Facebook group saying thanking everyone who shited on him and was mean to him during school, but everyone was confused since he was the one who treated others like shit in first place. When I graduated from High School he called me to tell me that he was working at a Carl's Jr and that he was now the manager, I replied: "Well, good for you I guess", then a couple of hours later I found out he was actually just the guy who helped the manager and it was all bollocks.
[QUOTE=Nightscout;49967298]There's a card game called [I][B]deuce?[/B][/I] :v:[/QUOTE] It's a Chinese inspired game (my school was almost all Chinese) using standard playing cards. Sometimes it's called Big Two. It's takes a bit longer to learn than most cards games but is a lot of fun to play.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49975069]It's a Chinese inspired game (my school was almost all Chinese) using standard playing cards. Sometimes it's called Big Two. It's takes a bit longer to learn than most cards games but is a lot of fun to play.[/QUOTE] Can confirm, Big Two is king down in Hong Kong. You can spot the white person by seeing who doens't know how to play when asking everyone if they know how to play Big Two.
[QUOTE=Psycho9182;49970819]Was his name Dantz?[/QUOTE] Fucc u [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] Reminds me of a story about how I found a cluster of 5th graders that were on one of the computers and when I tried to get closer, they alt+F4 and scattered like roaches in a bright light. I went to look at the history and it was filled with pornhub links. Lol, you could bet your ass I ratted them out and watched them get fukkin roasted.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RzdZX0p.png[/img] the saga continues
[QUOTE=gottifour;49981298][img]http://i.imgur.com/RzdZX0p.png[/img] the saga continues[/QUOTE] Saga? Oh boy I love continuous tales of memery. Previous post pls?
Not sure if this counts or not since this was funny in a weird way. I'm in a class this semester that focuses on the history of warfare and local veterans sit in on the class and offer commentary. Our professor was telling us a story about a soldier he knew who was in World War II. The soldier fell through a cellar window into a container of beets. He starts acting like he's wounded and crawls over to the medic. The medic is holding his eyeball in his hand and tells the guy "Sorry. I've got my own problems." One of the Vietnam vets in the class says "Maybe he was trying to keep an eye out for somebody."
[QUOTE=Dantz Bolrew;49979003]Fucc u [editline]21st March 2016[/editline] Reminds me of a story about how I found a cluster of 5th graders that were on one of the computers and when I tried to get closer, they alt+F4 and scattered like roaches in a bright light. I went to look at the history and it was filled with pornhub links. Lol, you could bet your ass I ratted them out and watched them get fukkin roasted.[/QUOTE] Wait, 5th graders looking at porn? I knew one kid many, many years ago that he wanted to be a pimp, but I doubt he knew what a pimp was. [QUOTE=adamsz;49987970]Not sure if this counts or not since this was funny in a weird way. I'm in a class this semester that focuses on the history of warfare and local veterans sit in on the class and offer commentary. Our professor was telling us a story about a soldier he knew who was in World War II. The soldier fell through a cellar window into a container of beets. He starts acting like he's wounded and crawls over to the medic. The medic is holding his eyeball in his hand and tells the guy "Sorry. I've got my own problems." One of the Vietnam vets in the class says "Maybe he was trying to keep an eye out for somebody."[/QUOTE] The best one.
Some kid full on took a fucking shit all over the toilet seat at school The scene was disgusting as fuck
Back in HS one of our Phys. Ed. teachers would ask for a fuckton of homework and then check it at the end of the semester. Some assignments involved going to different parts of the city and doing sport stuff. I downloaded some of those auxiliary pics with people doing sport, filled my notebook with them and since our teacher was male, I made a friend try to distract him while he was evaluating my notebook. She began talking to him and the dude got so distracted, he didn't even notice he was signing empty pages and pics where I didn't even appear. I ended passing with 95
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50135899]Some kid full on took a fucking shit all over the toilet seat at school The scene was disgusting as fuck[/QUOTE] Wtf is up with kids that shit everywhere like wtf im traumatise
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50152224]Wtf is up with kids that shit everywhere like wtf im traumatise[/QUOTE] I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS! I have picture proof.
Yeah he does just wait two seconds he'll be back
there's a 50 year old student who is mentally slow that walks around with a mullet (he is also balding) and a black motorcycle jacket w/ a white tee shirt i call him the motor mystery he usually takes things from the woodshop that i have class in
More importantly you seriously have to be sitting in a position where you're shitting on the toilet seat, like why some do is beyond me
This girl that sits next to me in drama class was asking everyone to write info about themselves in her phone. All she said is that it was for some sort of project she was working on. The part that concerns me is that one of the things she asked for is relationship and sexuality. She didn't get to me last class and said that she would just have me fill mine out next time. Should I do it and see what happens?
So like, this girl just turned around while we're in the middle of this house-group assembly at school. Then this fat, autistic feminist turns around the special needs helpers and yells "I NEED TOILET PAPER!" And proceeds to run out of the class room to the toilet. It was like a fucking earthquake feeling her run. That's Melbourne for you.
So today while I was heading up the stairs after lunch, there was the dude a little bit behind me on his phone. Suddenly, out of nowhere (while it was dead silent btw) he goes "OOOOOH!!!" Naturally, I turn around, wondering what the fuck that was about and he just says to me: "Sorry, I just got excited about something." And then he went back to looking at his phone. I laughed a little bit and continued walking up the stairs, but then he starts up again and yells "DAMN SON!" and a few seconds later "OH DAMN THAT'S HOT!" I wanna know what the hell he was looking at so bad. :v:
[QUOTE=jackteam54;50164908]So today while I was heading up the stairs after lunch, there was the dude a little bit behind me on his phone. Suddenly, out of nowhere (while it was dead silent btw) he goes "OOOOOH!!!" Naturally, I turn around, wondering what the fuck that was about and he just says to me: "Sorry, I just got excited about something." And then he went back to looking at his phone. I laughed a little bit and continued walking up the stairs, but then he starts up again and yells "DAMN SON!" and a few seconds later "OH DAMN THAT'S HOT!"[/QUOTE] Holy shit he's not alone. The people that do this need fucking help. One of my roommates is like if you took the worst parts of every guy on the planet and put them into one clueless egocentric maniac. This guy sits in our common room and shouts into his phone making his voice go deeper than it normally is. He does this while snapchatting and it's not uncommon for me and my other two (awesome) roommates to be studying in one room and suddenly hear: "AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AY! AYYYYY!" His other phrases include "BIG MAN ON CAMPUS" and "I GOT THAT DOPE D-GAME" I fucking wish that I could say that he did this ironically.
Once, my history teacher was away so a sub came and told us crazy conspiracy theories. The class started off pretty quiet and we got on with the tasks our teacher set us, but soon, the sub got really bored and started telling conspiracy theories. Stuff like "how do you know what's in your food is real?" and advocating vegetarianism. He just goes on and on to such insane shit that my friends and I stop listening, but apparently he went to the point where he claimed "How do you know all the history you're studying is real? Life is unreal. Nothing is real." That was... interesting, to say the least.
Send help, I have to sit next to a weeaboo in my class. He keeps going on about how clannad is an "art" and how "I'm proud to be a weeaboo" and "haters gonna hate." It's just sad at this point like holy hell. He also thinks cancer is a sexually transmitted disease. Like Christ on a stick he's terrible. He also listens to linkin park, tarzan and uh, willy wonka on his playlist. God is dead.
People screaming. During math. Test. And teachers: no reactions at all. In what kind of "school" am I? If you haven't understood, my whole class is weird.
So this guy in my class at university. I've known him over a year now. I never considered him to be weird. Perhaps quirky, but not weird. He would occasionally crack jokes that I didn't consider funny, but I would be polite and fake laugh. Anyway, the other day I was sitting at the back and he sits next to me and asks me how my week was. I tell him it was alright and ask him how his week was. He tells me he's just been "you know, meming with my friends". I try not to cringe and just nod and turn to face the front of the class. Then he says in an unironic and proud voice, "yeah, I'm a memer". Right... so he's a self-proclaimed memer? Great! He gets out his laptop and logs into Facebook and starts scrolling down his news feed. The tutor is talking at the front and he is next to me on the verge of tears, trying desperately to hold in laughter. He starts showing me some of these "hilarious" memes and they are literally the unfunniest things I've witnessed. I should also note that his Facebook wall is literal JPEG aids. Anyway, next lesson he shows up and he's wearing fucking cat ears. He comes over to me and starts touching my hair and purring like a cat. Really fucking awkward that is. Well, I thought the ears would be a once off thing but no, he's been wearing them to every lesson ever since. Some people have no shame.
When I was like 6 or 7 years old I remember this ome time I was having lunch with my friends at school when suddenly a chubby kid called me "nigger" for looking hispanic. I called him out for being an asshole and then he said "Does it look like I care?". I got on top of the lunch table and then I leaped into his shoulders, next I used my legs to bring him down. I placed myself on top of him I began punching him as hard as I could until my friends told me to leave him alone on the ground. There was also a kid who called me stupid during a soccer match so I told him "Go and fuck yourself shithead" and pushed him into a hole.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50173825]When I was like 6 or 7 years old I remember this ome time I was having lunch with my friends at school when suddenly a chubby kid called me "nigger" for looking hispanic. I called him out for being an asshole and then he said "Does it look like I care?". I got on top of the lunch table and then I leaped into his shoulders, next I used my legs to bring him down. I placed myself on top of him I began punching him as hard as I could until my friends told me to leave him alone on the ground. There was also a kid who called me stupid during a soccer match so I told him "Go and fuck yourself shithead" and pushed him into a hole.[/QUOTE] You almost sound as bad as me when I was that age :v:
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50173825]When I was like 6 or 7 years old I remember this ome time I was having lunch with my friends at school when suddenly a chubby kid called me "nigger" for looking hispanic. I called him out for being an asshole and then he said "Does it look like I care?". I got on top of the lunch table and then I leaped into his shoulders, next I used my legs to bring him down. I placed myself on top of him I began punching him as hard as I could until my friends told me to leave him alone on the ground. There was also a kid who called me stupid during a soccer match so I told him "Go and fuck yourself shithead" and pushed him into a hole.[/QUOTE]..So you were the weird kid?
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