Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50173825]When I was like 6 or 7 years old I remember this ome time I was having lunch with my friends at school when suddenly a chubby kid called me "nigger" for looking hispanic. I called him out for being an asshole and then he said "Does it look like I care?".
[b]I got on top of the lunch table and then I leaped into his shoulders, next I used my legs to bring him down. I placed myself on top of him I began punching him as hard as I could until my friends told me to leave him alone on the ground.[/b]
There was also a kid who called me stupid during a soccer match so I told him "Go and fuck yourself shithead" and pushed him into a hole.[/QUOTE]
Um what
Alright.
There was a lunch table where my friends and I were eating. This kid insulted me while he was sitting in the lunch table in front of us.I got on top of the lunch table were my friends and I were eating and from there I managed to land on the kid's back.
Being on his back made it very easy to bring him down, so I just used my legs and forced him on the ground, later the kid was laying on the floor and I was on top of him just punching him over and over until my friends made me stop.
tl:dr
two lunch tables, I jumped from a table into the other kid's table and landed on his back then beat the living fuck out of him.
There was a Semi Fat guy in my class when i was in 11th grade, He was normally a cool and kind guy nothing serious, But as soon as we went for the Sports he was Awkward as fuck, while we were chaging into our Sports cloths he kinda rubbed his manboobs for pleasure and always had half of an Orgasm while doing that no one said anything since he was clearly enjoying it...
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50178560]Alright.
There was a lunch table where my friends and I were eating. This kid insulted me while he was sitting in the lunch table in front of us.I got on top of the lunch table were my friends and I were eating and from there I managed to land on the kid's back.
Being on his back made it very easy to bring him down, so I just used my legs and forced him on the ground, later the kid was laying on the floor and I was on top of him just punching him over and over until my friends made me stop.
tl:dr
two lunch tables, I jumped from a table into the other kid's table and landed on his back then beat the living fuck out of him.[/QUOTE]
have you ever thought about therapy my friend?
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;50183614]have you ever thought about therapy my friend?[/QUOTE]
I'm already taking therapy. I have problems with impulse control and repressed aggressiveness.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50184377]I'm already taking therapy. I have problems with impulse control and repressed aggressiveness.[/QUOTE]
I remember one post where you said you were strangling someone at work once and I called you fucked in the head. Hope the therapy works well.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50184531]I remember one post where you said you were strangling someone at work once and I called you fucked in the head. Hope the therapy works well.[/QUOTE]
I was very defensive and aggressive at school because I was obviously getting hurt at home all time because daddy couldn't stop cheating on mom every month and mom couldn't stop venting her anger on me by hitting me every time I made a mistake. Being hit once is not enough, you need to hit him multiple times in a row so he probably understands that his behavior needs to be corrected, he needs to be locked up in a dark room and left alone so he can know that what he did is just wrong, he needs to be humiliated by his cousins and uncles because that's the cost of being the youngest of the family.
Being insulted at school was the end of it. I was already being hurt at home and humiliated by own family, no way I'm taking the same shit at school.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50184855]I was very defensive and aggressive at school because I was obviously getting hurt at home all time because daddy couldn't stop cheating on mom every month and mom couldn't stop venting her anger on me by hitting me every time I made a mistake. Being hit once is not enough, you need to hit him multiple times in a row so he probably understands that his behavior needs to be corrected, he needs to be locked up in a dark room and left alone so he can know that what he did is just wrong, he needs to be humiliated by his cousins and uncles because that's the cost of being the youngest of the family.
Being insulted at school was the end of it. I was already being hurt at home and humiliated by own family, no way I'm taking the same shit at school.[/QUOTE]
Godspeed my boy
Besides. High School was the best.
There weren't any weird or annoying people anymore, in fact, I was liked by many people, even strangers knew my name or could recognize me. Everyone knew I was insane but in a good way, I got nearly perfect grades and knew my way around most of the time, people would ask me for help and I would deliver in no time.
High school and college were/are the best things imo. No one ever bothers you and people are all friendly, well, that's how it was/is for me.
The only thing to be worried about in HS were criminals.
I remember that most of my friends were assaulted by the same mugger while they were trying to go through a street I would frequently walk in to get to the bus stop every day after school.
I never got assaulted and I would walk pass that street like nothing, I even remember wearing my headphones and walking with my phone out without giving a fuck.
I never had any encounters yet all my friends would deal with him every single time.
One day two of my friends decided to follow me (one of them was carrying a stun gun). We didn't spot him until we were almost at the end of the street, he was hiding behind a car, dude was kind of scared, was almost half my height and carried a screw driver, no wonder why he didn't even try to approach me before.
We just kept walking and ignored him. The next week he was gone, never saw him or heard about him again.
So this isn't a weird kid at school, but more a weird moment that made a friend the weird kid of the day.
So a girl from my class was having a party, I and my bf (best friend) were meeting there, and had agreed that I would follow her home since she was scared to go alone. Another friend sees that we are together and tries to lock us in a room so we would make out. Needless to say it didn't work out and he got embarrased by his shit attempt :v:
[QUOTE=Tsumugi;50188985]So this isn't a weird kid at school, but more a weird moment that made a friend the weird kid of the day.
So a girl from my class was having a party, I and my bf (best friend) were meeting there, and had agreed that I would follow her home since she was scared to go alone. Another friend sees that we are together and tries to lock us in a room so we would make out. Needless to say it didn't work out and he got embarrased by his shit attempt :v:[/QUOTE]just so you know, bf means boyfriend basically 100% of the time.
[QUOTE=someone101001;50190338]The weird kid I mentioned 10k years ago walked up to me multiple times throughout the week and said 'Ey b0ss'
Filthy frank spread to my school
its time to stop[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, some kid was trying to do a Filthy Frank impression last week! I told him that his impression was fucking shit though and he didn't say anything later. I think I pissed him off.
[QUOTE=someone101001;50190338]The weird kid I mentioned [B]10k years ago[/B] walked up to me multiple times throughout the week and said 'Ey b0ss'
Filthy frank spread to my school
its time to stop[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ how old are you?
[QUOTE=someone101001;50190921]I'm the universe's great great grandson.
to clarify what I was trying to say was that when I posted it on this thread it was some time ago[/QUOTE]
I thought it was a typo so I decided to poke fun at it.
Speaking of filthy frank, its spread to every feeder school of our high school. So this year saw a wave of freshmen parroting his lines every second they could. Its almost a cult of personality.
Actually it is a cult of personality. Earlier this year a kid nearly commit suicide drinking bleach for a 'sacrafice'.
I dont thinInsecticonso that really is content, so heres a weird child. There is a fellow I will call k, who is horribly awkward. He has no awareness of social situations or reality. I was first introduced to k when he plopped his stocky ass next to me out of the blue and elaborated how BONNIE HAD INFECTED HIS COMPUTER. He lamented that he might die soon, but winked and explained the reason he hadn't installed "Mk Afeee" was in the chance he could tame bonnie and have sex with her. All this without prompting. He often waltzes into conversations and hijacks them, often complaining about sex life or other issues. From what I've gathered from all of his penis aching complaints and other woes, he masturbates far too often <5-6 times a day> and is actually damaging himself. He also is infatuated with my friend who is a bad combination of short, irritable, paranoid, easy scared, and INSANELY STRONG. For context, she can lift and toss people nearly thrice her weight. K's first approach to hitting on a woman is to compliment their breasts, usually from behind. So one day I heard my friend scream and then rushed over to extricate k from a bin he'd been tossed into. While fishing out the bruised and bloody mess he tried to grab my ass. Repeatedly. This experience didn't stop his advances, it required me to tell him she was canadian for k to lose interest...
He and a few friends would jack off with e621.net until I got it blocked. He also tries to prank call buisnesses with BOMB THREATS on the school's machines. I've tried everything I possibly can to help him, but he refuses to listen and just makes things worse for himself, so I have given up. As good as he and his family are at keeping him in school despite the complaints, he will probably be kicked out soon.
Theres also a mexican who speaks in ebonics and sports both a horrible moustace and a long bob hairstyle. He crossdresses with the filthiest clothes imaginable and hits things with a toilet paper tube. I have never seen him inside a classroom.
As I read the first line of your post for some reason I couldn't stop thinking about an entire cult or gang who worships Filthy Frank.
Basically just people going around doing shit and causing havoc while dressing like him and saying his lines. They will soon take over the world if you don't stop them.
[QUOTE=windows098;50166862]Send help, I have to sit next to a weeaboo in my class. He keeps going on about how clannad is an "art" and how "I'm proud to be a weeaboo" and "haters gonna hate." It's just sad at this point like holy hell. He also thinks cancer is a sexually transmitted disease. Like Christ on a stick he's terrible. He also listens to linkin park, tarzan and uh, willy wonka on his playlist. God is dead.[/QUOTE]
To be fair, the Tarzan soundtrack is dope as fuck.
I listen to Son of Man when I'm at the gym, it's good Phil Collins.
holy fuck i hate and love my school at the same time
Someone on Friday ran past me in the hallway whilst I was making my way to class. He barged past me so I looked up to see who it was, since I had been staring at my phone. It's a dude my age running with his hands behind his back and as he turned a corner I heard him shout "YOU'RE TOO SLOW."
I burst out laughing and I didn't see him for the rest of the day.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;50192542]Actually it is a cult of personality. Earlier this year a kid nearly commit suicide drinking bleach for a 'sacrafice'.
[/QUOTE]
ok but can you elaborate on this
Normally I sit near a janitors closet because I have to go in there alot but if I move away somebody will run in there and start making a mess. A teacher sits further up that hallway as well. The one day neither of us were there. This guy saw it as his chance, ran down there at full speed, and started trying to drink the bleach. However, he ran past a janitor sitting at his desk so he did not successfully drink the bleach. The administration believes its a normal suicide attempt.
As much as I like to think that my school is mostly normal, every time I look back and realize it isn't, there are characters in every class.
There is a student who prints out nicholas cage faces and shoves them into hard to reach places. He has wasted 400$ of printer paper this year alone, and nobody has caught him yet because he only prints from printers on moving carts. Because it is very easy to take a moving cart, plug it in, and then move it back without being caught (and they are all stored in security camera deadzone). School has not allowed anyone to monitor printer carts....
There is a student who has abandoned his grades, sports, other things in hopes he will become successful. Here is a sample of his work: [url]https://jtmtheatm.bandcamp.com/releases[/url]
He does not take criticism well.
There is a student who is transgender gollum. Known from primary school for making loud screeching noises and hoisting students into trash bins, gollum now uses industrial chemicals to paint their hair and chases people's spare change that falls out of their pocket...
There is an enormous black fellow who looks like a child shoved into a corpulent bodysuit. He has worn same fedora for what other people have told me for 4 years. He also has an incredibly deep voice. Aside from being rather awkward, he is a nice gentle person, so it isn't same level horror story.
There is a socially awkward student who plays roblox all the time. That wouldn't be an issue if it wasn't the only thing had any sort of awareness or investment in. He is always lost in everything, doesn't know how to follow simple directions, and never realizes what the problem is, even when people are actually telling him. He once put a video cassette in an autoclave after people told him not to. He didn't understand even after the mess what he had done wrong.
There is a student who has been in a horribly abusive relationship with this mexican guy for years. I can't stand her for other reasons, but I've given up trying to help her because she will NEVER abandon him. Her entire life revolves around him, she falls apart if he shuns her for a moment, etc. My friend has tried forever to get her to leave the relationship, hasn't worked. Also she's somehow a Trump supporter.
There are more, none are off the scale so much as slightly weird, no use clogging up thread with so many.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;50192542]it required me to tell him she was canadian for k to lose interest...[/QUOTE]
I like how that's what stopped him.
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50196095]I like how that's what stopped him.[/QUOTE]
He thought she was japanese and legitimately didn't understand the difference between a chinese person and a japanese person. I think he confused Taiwan with Japan or something. So to stop him I said she was canadian (she technically is) and it worked. Hell, he thought I was chinese too, and only after half my class told him otherwise did he acknowledge it. Not that it changed how he acted towards me much.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;50192542]Speaking of filthy frank... Actually it is a cult of personality. Earlier this year a kid nearly commit suicide drinking bleach for a 'sacrafice'.[/QUOTE]
Should uh.
Should he be made aware of this?
[QUOTE=AaronM202;50196520]Should uh.
Should he be made aware of this?[/QUOTE]
He's just gonna call them idiots and tell them to kill themselfs
Well, this doesn't really happen at school but it's definitively a weird guy.
So there's this guy called who frequents the city metro system. He is a somewhat skilled pickpocketer , he has been stealing from people for some time but he is really elusive and hard to catch since he changes his outfit and sometimes his haircut from time to time.
His method involves approaching people (generally women since he avoids men), starts talking to them and then when they're not paying attention he robs from them and disappears in the crowd.
There are guards that sometimes dress as civilians but I've seen this guy dressed as a guard. Some people have thought about making a group to catch him, but that would just make you join the large list of people who have already tried to catch him and failed (including police, but I dunno if that counts given police doesn't really care about these things). What people do is that as soon as they notice they have been robbed, they notify other people of the place where they spotted him and his outfit. Some guy even wanted to make an app so people could place a waypoint in the place where they last saw him so other people could watch out for not being robbed by him.
maybe use hidden cameras or record his pick pocketing.
[QUOTE=Zelle;50207316]maybe use hidden cameras or record his pick pocketing.[/QUOTE]
They already do that :suicide:
so chronoblade looks at the Hot Girls v.s Extreme Robots thread at school. i get weirded out. help
Don't worry there was no masturbation happening.
Be glad it isn't someone furiously searching for the wbt on the teacher's machine...
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