• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I remember that my middle school english teacher got fired after being caught watching loli in the computer lab.
[QUOTE=windows098;50166862]Send help, I have to sit next to a weeaboo in my class. He keeps going on about how clannad is an "art" and how "I'm proud to be a weeaboo" and "haters gonna hate." It's just sad at this point like holy hell. He also thinks cancer is a sexually transmitted disease. Like Christ on a stick he's terrible. He also listens to linkin park, tarzan and uh, willy wonka on his playlist. God is dead.[/QUOTE] HPV is a sexually transmitted disease which can cause Cancer but I doubt he was talking about that
Someone just declared a Jihad in the assembly hall
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50167211]So this guy in my class at university. I've known him over a year now. I never considered him to be weird. Perhaps quirky, but not weird. He would occasionally crack jokes that I didn't consider funny, but I would be polite and fake laugh. Anyway, the other day I was sitting at the back and he sits next to me and asks me how my week was. I tell him it was alright and ask him how his week was. He tells me he's just been "you know, meming with my friends". I try not to cringe and just nod and turn to face the front of the class. Then he says in an unironic and proud voice, "yeah, I'm a memer". Right... so he's a self-proclaimed memer? Great! He gets out his laptop and logs into Facebook and starts scrolling down his news feed. The tutor is talking at the front and he is next to me on the verge of tears, trying desperately to hold in laughter. He starts showing me some of these "hilarious" memes and they are literally the unfunniest things I've witnessed. I should also note that his Facebook wall is literal JPEG aids. Anyway, next lesson he shows up and he's wearing fucking cat ears. He comes over to me and starts touching my hair and purring like a cat. Really fucking awkward that is. Well, I thought the ears would be a once off thing but no, he's been wearing them to every lesson ever since. Some people have no shame.[/QUOTE] Was in class then I just hear him talking to some people about how much he loves memes from across the room. Kill me. :suicide:
This one borderline retarded kid was plucking his nose hairs out and was standing right next to me. There's another socially incompetent student named Mickey, who sits down with my friends and I at lunch every day, and talks about the weirdest shit and shows off his "art" of monsters or manga he drew today. The cafeteria seems to be handing out jobs to every student on campus with Down syndrome or severe Autism. If it wasn't dishwashing for 10 hours I'd apply and tell them I have Asperger's (which I do) to see if that alone lands me a job on campus. I might consider it next semester since I'll be in my junior year, and the history department still doesn't need any tutors.
A few days ago a child dubbed 'sauce k kid' (thanks automatic captions) called a threat into school administration claiming he would cut a hole in the roof and then gun down everyone after rapelling down. He was arrested soon after since location services were active on his phone. Police found child porn and videos of him vandalising property. He will probably face long prison sentence" said his dullards of friends to me, but personally im glad i will theoretically never see the rainbow colour tails he wore again.
[QUOTE=Aircraft;50194807] There is a student who prints out nicholas cage faces and shoves them into hard to reach places. He has wasted 400$ of printer paper this year alone, and nobody has caught him yet because he only prints from printers on moving carts. Because it is very easy to take a moving cart, plug it in, and then move it back without being caught (and they are all stored in security camera deadzone). School has not allowed anyone to monitor printer carts.... [/QUOTE] Me & my mates did this once, but it was at a random's house party that we got invited too. Still don't know to this day if he has found all 80 of them.
My friend had to teach a 9th grader how to read a wall clock. EDIT: There are also two down syndrome seniors that are obsessed with Thomas the Train engine and I caught one of them watching this: [video]https://youtu.be/sEIa1H8xyVQ[/video] I still have nightmares about it.
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;50255461]My friend had to teach a 9th grader how to read a wall clock.[/QUOTE] Not really uncommon or weird since digital clocks are so common place today.
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;50255461]My friend had to teach a 9th grader how to read a wall clock.[/QUOTE] I know a friend of mine couldn't read clocks properly (not sure if they can now tbh) simply because their parents had a mirrored clock that went round anti-clockwise in the living room.
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Some guy from my class got mad at another guy and guy 1 had a knife in his pocket so the other guy ran away and locked himself in the toilet and the guy with the knife stabbed a hole in the door.
A kid at my crazy-ass lunch table put a piece of cheese up high where it is hard to reach/notice, it's been there for 4 weeks now. This is the same kid that stuck a water bottle up his ass during lunch. [T]http://i.imgur.com/QEZxpbj.jpg[/T] There is also something black near it if you look closely, no idea what that is though.
There is this autistic kid who thinks that one of his helpers is an alien, wants to eat an equally weird kid's skin because he thinks that they have chicken skin, and also violently shakes the arms of one of the Thomas kids. There is another autistic kid who is much worse mentally than the other. You know when he is coming when you hear a noise thst sounds like a siren.
Reading this thread it seems like 90% of Facepunch attends Special Education...
[QUOTE=ejonkou;50264462]Reading this thread it seems like 90% of Facepunch attends Special Education...[/QUOTE] 6 and a half years and you're just figuring this out
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;50255461]My friend had to teach a 9th grader how to read a wall clock. EDIT: There are also two down syndrome seniors that are obsessed with Thomas the Train engine and I caught one of them watching this: [video]https://youtu.be/sEIa1H8xyVQ[/video] I still have nightmares about it.[/QUOTE] I played the video while wearing headphones. I didn't realize my volume was on 50. RIP eardrums
Let's talk about J. Now, I've talked about J before, but now he's reached a whole new level of edgy. J typically wears a black leather glove - with the fingers cut off - on one hand, a black hoodie with one sleeve rolled up, and the same fucking way-too-short shorts everyday. Also, I've recently seen him wearing a Kamikaze headband and a FNAF t-shirt. According to a friend of mine, who goes around the school's cafeteria showing off his brony weaboo OC-thing. He's also a hardcore Mormon who believes in Scientology. :v:
[QUOTE=The Milkmann;50255461]My friend had to teach a 9th grader how to read a wall clock. EDIT: There are also two down syndrome seniors that are obsessed with Thomas the Train engine and I caught one of them watching this: [video]https://youtu.be/sEIa1H8xyVQ[/video] I still have nightmares about it.[/QUOTE] You clearly haven't seen this video then. [video=youtube;czU-EHpClQc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czU-EHpClQc[/video] The guy who makes these videos is a genius. He's voicing a character in a [URL="http://www.moddb.com/mods/car-poral-keys"]Half-Life 2 mod[/URL] my friend and I are making.
[QUOTE=Nightmare515;50264911]He's also a hardcore Mormon who believes in Scientology. :v:[/QUOTE] How does that work?
[QUOTE=jackteam54;50259069]A kid at my crazy-ass lunch table put a piece of cheese up high where it is hard to reach/notice, it's been there for 4 weeks now. This is the same kid that stuck a water bottle up his ass during lunch. [T]http://i.imgur.com/QEZxpbj.jpg[/T] There is also something black near it if you look closely, no idea what that is though.[/QUOTE] People at my old school threw apple pie up and it stuck to the ceiling that was like 4 meters above us, so no-one really paid attention to it. It was there till the end of the school year :v:
[QUOTE=Erfly;50268975]How does that work?[/QUOTE] Autism.
My school had this food... substance that was stuck on a pillar of a stairwell that sat for a good few months without anyone bothering to clean it up. It wasn't super high up either, like anyone over 5 feet tall could just put their hand up and scrub it off. Someone after a month or two did decide to modify it to their own liking. [t]http://i.imgur.com/faGwRzZ.jpg[/t]
During class, my mate was so bored that he decided to play Doom running on flash. He didn't realise that the teacher was behind him.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50322988]During class, my mate was so bored that he decided to play Doom running on flash. He didn't realise that the teacher was behind him.[/QUOTE] I spent most of my 9th grade math class borrowing my friends fancy ass calculator trying to see how far I could get in Doom with a shitty ass control pad and weirdly placed buttons. My record was the 5th level plus bonus hidden level.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50324302]I spent most of my 9th grade math class borrowing my friends fancy ass calculator trying to see how far I could get in Doom with a shitty ass control pad and weirdly placed buttons. My record was the 5th level plus bonus hidden level.[/QUOTE] How the actual fuck did you play Doom on a calculator?
[QUOTE=Kierany9;50324480]How the actual fuck did you play Doom on a calculator?[/QUOTE] And my question is.. can [I][B]I[/B][/I] get Doom on my own calculator??
"homosexuals are more likely to get sexually transmitted diseases, therefore if a homo pees on a toilet seat, and i sit on that seat. I now have AIDS." This was during a class debate on the transgender bathroom issue. In a 12th grade class.
[QUOTE=Kierany9;50324480]How the actual fuck did you play Doom on a calculator?[/QUOTE] like this [video]https://youtu.be/PGVUsYRVRbw[/video] Like I said though that calculator at the time must have been at least 200$
Last day (well, last night but whatever) at around midnight, a dude started playing with his transformers toy [t]http://i.imgur.com/h1VdOyX.jpg[/t] It's a programming school open 24/7 yes it's the security cameras
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