Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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I recall, in grade 1 it must have been, being really scared of this one kid because all he did was walk around the playground in circles muttering under his breath, "MMMMMMM, STICK, MMMMMMM, STICK" whilst holding this huge tree branch... Later that year he got suspended because he threw a Banana at a teacher. (We don't throw Bananas at teachers now do we?)
[editline]24th May 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50349140]Just a few hours ago, everyone was on their way to their lockers and a little suitcase was on the ground, next to a locker. My friend points to it and yells "IT'S ISIS" and runs away.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the shoutout man. I bet it was ISIS, the briefcace was outside a teacher's office. That teacher probarbly has many haters
[editline]24th May 2016[/editline]
We had this teacher in year 8 for health and she was really passionate about genitals. She had this collection of different objects to simulate different body parts. Wallnuts, sponges, cucumbers, and telephone wires were some examples...
Some kid last year somehow got a gummy worm stuck on this huge-ass window that's near the roof of my school's lunch room
It's still there to this day
theres this one kid in my school who walks around as if hes a t-rex and goes up to people and roars at them, before gently caressing them
Eveyone who sees this, I have started a YouTube channel and need some subs!! It would be great if you all could check it out! (I snorted Wasabi like a total boss over the weekend, so I guess that makes me some sort of a strange kid, hope you like it)
[url]https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC4ku_OXBcWL6HIuWXanvV_g[/url]
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So today was our high-school graduation ceremony. Everybody wore suits, except this one guy who also came with a cane and a sparkly pink hat, with matching suspenders and bowtie.
:what:
i know someone who unironically likes mighty number 9
[QUOTE=Kierany9;50404263]So today was our high-school graduation ceremony. Everybody wore suits, except this one guy who also came with a cane and a sparkly pink hat, with matching suspenders and bowtie.
:what:[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the start of a pimp career.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50343610][img]http://i.imgur.com/4FvAmZ7.jpg[/img]
see some people are so nice sometimes[/QUOTE]
Underneath, draw a tap and die being used by a vagina.
There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins. he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, he'd just follow me and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!!
help me
tell him to fuck off
if he doesn't report him to the police
[QUOTE=penguiner;50410001]There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins. he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, he'd just follow me and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!!
help me[/QUOTE]
How could people be so socially oblivious?
I guess some form of autism.
[QUOTE=penguiner;50410001]There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins. he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, he'd just follow me and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!!
help me[/QUOTE]
shoulda smacked him when he just grabbed your phone like that
The only weird experience I had in the past year of uni was this guy that one day just hit me up in my hall when I was going to my room and asked if I wanted to go out for coffee? Like I had never seen this guy before in my entire life and he had somehow figured that 1. I was gay and 2. He wanted to go out with me
He like kept visiting and knocking on my door every once and a while over the next couple of days but I was kinda weirded out so I just sort of ignored him until he eventually stopped. Probably shouldve been straight with him (hehe) but whatever. Must have mistaken me for someone else.
[QUOTE=iamgoofball;50410531]tell him to fuck off
if he doesn't report him to the police[/QUOTE]
I didnt want to be mean just in case he has some problem or something, i dont know. but at this point its getting too annoying
There's this one chick at my college who I'm convinced is a pathological liar. We take philosophy and ethics together and during a discussion on abortion and genetics she claimed she had been a Siamese twin and how her conjoined sister had been aborted so she was born attached to a dead baby (I'm not sure if that's how it works but it sounds pretty unlikely); she also said she was a heroin addict (which as an actual former addict I can safely say is absolutely not true) and that her 'hyper Christian father' with Alzheimer's beats her regularly. This I can categorically confirm is false because I've met her parents. She goes on and on about how she's got three books published (that's true, but she's quite obviously done it out of her own pocket because her poetry is absolute shite) and how she's going to Cambridge despite her having to resit her AS levels and then, recently, only answering one question on the philosophy exam paper.
She also gave some dude a blowie in a classroom and was walking proudly around with cum on her dress.
Sounds likd she has a bright future ahead.
[QUOTE=penguiner;50412948]I didnt want to be mean just in case he has some problem or something, i dont know. but at this point its getting too annoying[/QUOTE]
Being brutally honest with people can be hard to begin with but you get used to it and it does make you feel better not having crazy people!
also I do not envy you, I have had it a few times with dating that girls go crazy and be clingy and I just tell them straight and if they get angry with me I just block them
Not really weird, but I just posted a rant in the Australian thread about about my shitty experience (thus far) doing a group assignment for university, but I feel it belongs in this thread as well. So I'll quote it here. Enjoi.
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50420854]I'm absolutely seething right now.
I've been doing a group assignment documentary for Uni. Now one of my group members (the director) has done zilch. Literally all she has contributed towards the assignment was reading the questions to the guy we interviewed. She hardly even did any directors work at all.
The other member (producer & camera guy) did some work. He set up the interview, because he was friends with the guy and he wrote the questions. He also did the camera work, which is great except a lot of shots were bad shots of random shite, some were poorly lit and most had bad composition. Also he went handheld on a lot of them, so I had to stabilise the footage for those. Also some of the shots were really short in length which didn't give me much room to work with.
Anyway so I'm the editor and sound guy so I had to deal with any issues that they were too lazy to spend 5 seconds of time thinking about during production for the edit.
Problem number one: The camera guy gave me the footage a week after I was supposed to start editing. So I've had literally half the time to edit than any other group.
Anyway so I spend hours editing this thing together encountering numerous problems which take a lot of time to solve which could have been easily avoided during production.
Once I'm finished, I'm quite happy with it. I upload it and show it to them.
Tonight is the night before it's due and they've asked me to completely change it.
I put in some colourful jazzy/classical music for the interview. "Nope. We just want it to be silent for the interview."
The video is already 10 seconds over the time limit and they want me to add a FUCKING INTRO with muffled audio narration the director did on her headset over a 720p YouTube clip (the project is 1080p) with music that doesn't fit in with the rest of the music in the video (Imagine Dragons).
THE NIGHT BEFORE IT'S FUCKING DUE! AFTER I'VE PUT IN 10x MORE TIME AND EFFORT THEN THEY FUCKING HAVE!
So I said no.
I'm so fucking done. :suicide:
Sorry for the rant / wall of text guys but I'm just so pissed off right now.
[editline]30th May 2016[/editline]
Oh yeah, I also wrote a wall of text in the Facebook group chat about it. Seen but no response. Fucking assholes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50420874]Not really weird, but I just posted a rant in the Australian thread about about my shitty experience (thus far) doing a group assignment for university, but I feel it belongs in this thread as well. So I'll quote it here. Enjoi.[/QUOTE]
This happens in every group project ever unless someone has the fucking balls to call people out on it before it's too late.
[QUOTE=FPtje;50420920]This happens in every group project ever unless someone has the fucking balls to call people out on it before it's too late.[/QUOTE]
Eh most of the truly lazy bastards are unwilling to change anyway.
Last time somebody tried to mooch off of me and my team I just wrote a detailed report over a page long detailing all the various things that the person failed, half assed or refused to do.
Then he had to redo those parts on his own at a later date anyway despite the rest of the team getting a passing grade on the assignment.
Not that you should do this as this is terrible advice from a spiteful man and it typically won't do anything positive for yourself and will inevitably become a problem if you get caught in the act.
Luckily I didn't get caught and I would be a damned liar if I told anyone that I wasn't happy with the end result.
EDIT:
This might sound cruel (because it is) but this isn't the first (or last) time the little shit tried to pull shit like this. One time he tried to read the answers off of my test and I instinctively called him out on it publicly. Surprisingly even though I publicly declared that he better stop using me to cheat on the test the teacher didn't seem to mind all too much despite clearly hearing me.
[QUOTE=Murky42;50421407]Eh most of the truly lazy bastards are unwilling to change anyway.
Last time somebody tried to mooch off of me and my team I just wrote a detailed report over a page long detailing all the various things that the person failed, half assed or refused to do.
Then he had to redo those parts on his own at a later date anyway despite the rest of the team getting a passing grade on the assignment.
Not that you should do this as this is terrible advice from a spiteful man and it typically won't do anything positive for yourself and will inevitably become a problem if you get caught in the act.
Luckily I didn't get caught and I would be a damned liar if I told anyone that I wasn't happy with the end result.
EDIT:
This might sound cruel (because it is) but this isn't the first (or last) time the little shit tried to pull shit like this. One time he tried to read the answers off of my test and I instinctively called him out on it publicly. Surprisingly even though I publicly declared that he better stop using me to cheat on the test the teacher didn't seem to mind all too much despite clearly hearing me.[/QUOTE]
I did one year of computing science at a Dutch University of applied sciences (Dutch: HBO) before going to a real university. Literally everything you did there was in the greater context of one big group project that would last one quarter. There were lazy fucks in every group and every quarter, but one in particular stood out. The dates and details are all wrong, I don't remember it from 6 years ago:
We would have internal group deadlines, "finish the parts before next week sunday so we have 3 more days to put it all together before the real deadline". We made these deadlines hard in group meetings. Sunday came and nothing was heard of from Dick (not his real name). I talked to him on Skype and agreed that he would put his part on Dropbox before 18:00. Failure to do so would end up in a mail to the teacher who sat with our weekly group meetings. 19:00 came and there was nothing. I talked to Dick again and it was all excuses.
I sent him a mail, stating that he failed to meet the group deadline and failed to meet the second deadline. The third deadline was set to the next day at noon. As promised, a CC went to the teacher. The third deadline was cleverly chosen: We'd still have some time to put things together AND the weekly meeting was the same day, somewhere after noon.
The group meeting was emotional, to say the least. The teacher had read the email and was somewhat shocked by my wording. I was asked to explain why I sent that mail. I stayed calm, summed up the events, noting that Dick has never once kept to an internal deadline, citing about three other instances where it happened. I ended by saying that the mail was in my view the best thing I could do to change this behavior.
The teacher went on a massive tirade against Dick about letting the group down and causing stress. She was mad as hell. Now Dick was quite a sturdy guy, but he started crying and apologizing. After that the teacher pushed a plan on how Dick would redeem himself: "You shall make this, this and this before that date otherwise you'll fail the class. I'll hear from your team mates on how it goes". I fucking swear he did all of those things and it was great having him in the group from that meeting on.
Like I said, this happens in every group project ever unless someone has the fucking balls to call people out on it before it's too late. If you [U][I]do[/I][/U] have such balls, however, you can make your group project and your life [I]so much better[/I]. It's a valuable skill that extends beyond education into real life and work. Be assertive.
[editline]30th May 2016[/editline]
Also, I may have told this story before.
Honestly group projects is the reason why I love the military so much, it's not about you anymore it's about an entire group. It seems to me that in a lot of group projects many people just contribute a small thing and say "they're done" while leaving the other people hanging with the rest. It's even worse when you got 3-4 people in a group and everyone but one does just "small things" leaving a fuckton of stuff to one poor guy.
[QUOTE=FPtje;50421740]I did one year of computing science at a Dutch University of applied sciences (Dutch: HBO) before going to a real university. Literally everything you did there was in the greater context of one big group project that would last one quarter. There were lazy fucks in every group and every quarter, but one in particular stood out. The dates and details are all wrong, I don't remember it from 6 years ago:
We would have internal group deadlines, "finish the parts before next week sunday so we have 3 more days to put it all together before the real deadline". We made these deadlines hard in group meetings. Sunday came and nothing was heard of from Dick (not his real name). I talked to him on Skype and agreed that he would put his part on Dropbox before 18:00. Failure to do so would end up in a mail to the teacher who sat with our weekly group meetings. 19:00 came and there was nothing. I talked to Dick again and it was all excuses.
I sent him a mail, stating that he failed to meet the group deadline and failed to meet the second deadline. The third deadline was set to the next day at noon. As promised, a CC went to the teacher. The third deadline was cleverly chosen: We'd still have some time to put things together AND the weekly meeting was the same day, somewhere after noon.
The group meeting was emotional, to say the least. The teacher had read the email and was somewhat shocked by my wording. I was asked to explain why I sent that mail. I stayed calm, summed up the events, noting that Dick has never once kept to an internal deadline, citing about three other instances where it happened. I ended by saying that the mail was in my view the best thing I could do to change this behavior.
The teacher went on a massive tirade against Dick about letting the group down and causing stress. She was mad as hell. Now Dick was quite a sturdy guy, but he started crying and apologizing. After that the teacher pushed a plan on how Dick would redeem himself: "You shall make this, this and this before that date otherwise you'll fail the class. I'll hear from your team mates on how it goes". I fucking swear he did all of those things and it was great having him in the group from that meeting on.
Like I said, this happens in every group project ever unless someone has the fucking balls to call people out on it before it's too late. If you [U][I]do[/I][/U] have such balls, however, you can make your group project and your life [I]so much better[/I]. It's a valuable skill that extends beyond education into real life and work. Be assertive.
[editline]30th May 2016[/editline]
Also, I may have told this story before.[/QUOTE]
First time I heard this story.
Sadly I did an MBO 4 opleiding as I'm not the smartest man on earth and started at a special education level in my childhood (due to the aforementioned light autism).
I would like to believe the best of people but some people just really aren't good people. I sincerely doubt that that guy would have had a change of heart no matter what I did.
I'll definitely keep your story in mind though as I think you provide a good solution to the kind of situation where you have a feeble but well-intentioned man.
[QUOTE=freaka;50422103]Honestly group projects is the reason why I love the military so much, it's not about you anymore it's about an entire group. It seems to me that in a lot of group projects many people just contribute a small thing and say "they're done" while leaving the other people hanging with the rest. It's even worse when you got 3-4 people in a group and everyone but one does just "small things" leaving a fuckton of stuff to one poor guy.[/QUOTE]
That's one thing I miss about active duty. We might not have liked each other, but pretty much everyone pulled their weight. I think the constant group punishments in basic helped with that. Almost nobody wanted to keep being the guy getting everyone else smoked, and most of the ones who didn't care got weeded out pretty fast.
There was this one girl who I think had some serious issues. She scares the hell out of me. She use to torture her dog and she took pride in it by bragging about it. She also tried to hurt my friend's hand with a pencil but my other friend stopped her and she pretended that it was a joke.
I'm so glad I got out of highschool before meme's and that weird shit really started catching on.
That being said I now work at a bar and I see so much weird shit and crazy people on a daily basis that it doesn't even phase me.
[QUOTE=Bleach Qeef;50426939]I'm so glad I got out of highschool before meme's and that weird shit really started catching on.
That being said I now work at a bar and I see so much weird shit and crazy people on a daily basis that it doesn't even phase me.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, memes starting coming into my high school in the my last year at there. So I'm lucky I missed it for the most part.
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;50424545]There was this one girl who I think had some serious issues. She scares the hell out of me. She use to torture her dog and she took pride in it by bragging about it. She also tried to hurt my friend's hand with a pencil but my other friend stopped her and she pretended that it was a joke.[/QUOTE]
[I]what[/I]
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50428065]Yeah, memes starting coming into my high school in the my last year at there. So I'm lucky I missed it for the most part.[/QUOTE]Memes became very popular at my school during my last year, as well. I personally don't like memes, but that's just my opinion.
If we are still talking about group projects, for my group senior project we decided to do a comedic audio drama with PowerPoint animations. When writing the script, we voted on jokes to try and filter out anything that didn't really work for whatever reason. One group member's jokes (mainly references) almost never made it past the voting.
There was one line he would not back down on and kept adding to the Google Docs script no matter how many times the rest of the group removed it.
When I was up late the night before we presented trying to accommodate for things like absent members, I noticed he re-added it again so I just tweaked the PowerPoint and script to skip over the line.
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