Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=penguiner;50412948]I didnt want to be mean just in case he has some problem or something, i dont know. but at this point its getting too annoying[/QUOTE]
so what if he gets offended, people like that aren't going to get the memo via the normal social cues until you outright tell them to fuck off
[QUOTE=penguiner;50410001]There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins.[B] he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook[/B]. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, [B]he'd just follow me [/B]and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . [B]Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!![/B]
help me[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=penguiner;50412948][B]I didnt want to be mean[/B] just in case he has some problem or something, i dont know. but at this point its getting too annoying[/QUOTE]
its mean when unprovoked but when its straight out harassment and stalking they just crossed the damn line there.
[QUOTE=penguiner;50410001]There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins. he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, he'd just follow me and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!!
help me[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of a dude at my college we call "Confidence Boy." He's this greasy, chubby Asian fellow with a slight lisp. Has a fairly expensive camera that he takes fucking everywhere with him.
We call him "Confidence Boy," cause every day, without fail around the time my friends and I break for lunch, he's in the student center, going from table to table either talking with the cosmetology students or asking every attractive girl he sees really awkward personal questions.
I was hanging out with a friend of mine and he comes up to her as asks "Would you date me?" She sort of gives some vague answer and he sits there while we discuss shit for another 10 minutes or so before he leaves. I end up telling her I don't know that guy and she just responds with a flat "I don't even know his name..."
He's already in the God Realm.
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[QUOTE=iamgoofball;50432173]so what if he gets offended, people like that aren't going to get the memo via the normal social cues until you outright tell them to fuck off[/QUOTE]
In the perfect world, the old "fuck off" way to get rid of them would work but for those who are [I]seriously[/I] mentally lacking (which, lets be honest, are most being talked about here) - it does sod all. Once they cling onto you (if they're anything like the kinds of people I've had the misfortune to be around), they think you're a friend (since others have been repelled by the same behaviour) and no matter what you do - they'll hang around.
Trust me when I say, I've had my fair share of people who don't get the message (although not in such an abrupt manner) and continue to hang around like a bad smell (this has been the case since secondary school right up to college. Thankfully, uni isn't bad). The only proper way to get rid of them, which seems pretty effective for me, is to actually ignore them. They tend to get outright bored and mosey on by to annoy someone else. Do it enough times and you'll hopefully only have to do it occasionally.
If you're a woman however, well I'm sorry to say the 'ol hormones get the better of them since they're naturally gravitating towards you which makes it much harder to get rid of them. The ignore trick should still work though.
[QUOTE=Durrsly;50430776]If we are still talking about group projects, for my group senior project we decided to do a comedic audio drama with PowerPoint animations. When writing the script, we voted on jokes to try and filter out anything that didn't really work for whatever reason. One group member's jokes (mainly references) almost never made it past the voting.
There was one line he would not back down on and kept adding to the Google Docs script no matter how many times the rest of the group removed it.
When I was up late the night before we presented trying to accommodate for things like absent members, I noticed he re-added it again so I just tweaked the PowerPoint and script to skip over the line.[/QUOTE]
Don't leave us hanging, what did he keep adding?
[QUOTE=Zenamez;50433522]In the perfect world, the old "fuck off" way to get rid of them would work but for those who are [I]seriously[/I] mentally lacking (which, lets be honest, are most being talked about here) - it does sod all. Once they cling onto you (if they're anything like the kinds of people I've had the misfortune to be around), they think you're a friend (since others have been repelled by the same behaviour) and no matter what you do - they'll hang around.
Trust me when I say, I've had my fair share of people who don't get the message (although not in such an abrupt manner) and continue to hang around like a bad smell (this has been the case since secondary school right up to college. Thankfully, uni isn't bad). The only proper way to get rid of them, which seems pretty effective for me, is to actually ignore them. They tend to get outright bored and mosey on by to annoy someone else. Do it enough times and you'll hopefully only have to do it occasionally.
If you're a woman however, well I'm sorry to say the 'ol hormones get the better of them since they're naturally gravitating towards you which makes it much harder to get rid of them. The ignore trick should still work though.[/QUOTE]
Some people are unchangeable others are just oblivious as fuck and you simply need to tell them to change their behavior a bit. Also ignorance simply doesn't work on certain people.
Source:years of special ed and me being slightly weird myself.
It's probably a lot harder too when you're a girl. You attract all kind of weirdos from what I've heard
There's a girl in my form who drew a Unicycle Frog and showed it to everybody while shouting "Here come dat boi"
Please send help
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50434875]Don't leave us hanging, what did he keep adding?[/QUOTE]
Basically the whole joke was just a nice character being an asshole for no reason.
It was just out of character and didn't fit the scene that didn't even have said character.
A guy from my group at the uni is a very interesting person. I've met him when our group was formed and at first he seemed nice enough, but as the time passed it became clear that the guy is just not right in the head. There are only three topics that he talks about: 1. Sex and related topics,
2. Zodiac signs and other magic-shmagic related shit,
3. Bullshit that makes absolutely no fucking sense.
There's a normal thing in my group that some guys bringing their own food from home to eat at uni, they heat it up in a microwave in the cafeteria and everyone's ok with that. But this guy is different. One time during the break he puled A FUCKING CAKE FROM HIS BAG. WITH CREAM AND EVERYTHING. And began to eat it right in the classroom. We call this guy "Andrey the beast".
Oh, if we are going to talk about Uni, the I've got LOTS of stories to tell:
There is a girl who refuses to touch men, and by touching, I don't mean sexually touching, no I mean just touching in general.
The other day, she dropped her pen and my friend (who's a guy) picked it up for her. But when he approached her to give it to her, she didn't take it; rather, she picked up her bag, opened it and told him "can you please drop the pen in the bag? Thanks".
How rude can you get?!
I hate this girl so much, not just because she refuses to interact with men, but also because of her extreme arrogance; she acts as if she's a straight A student, even though she is one of the worst students.
Okay, so school has officially ended and I'm ready to tell my stories.
Once second semester started, there was this girl. She really was a piece of work, and she wasn't even in any of my classes. She would wear tails and cat ears, purr, talk in a really high pitched voice, ect. My friend, however, did have a class with her and he would mess around, saying "Oh man, I love Star War" She would scream "IT'S STAR WAR[B][U]S[/U][/B]!!" and storm off. This was just general shenanigans and didn't really affect anything.
But, that dreaded day came by, where a knife slid out of her backpack. She got expelled. We never knew what it was for or why.
Side thing: This is a tech school, so we have online profiles for each of the students and teachers. Her profile was one of the weirdest ones. Usually, people would do put the "dankest memes xD" in their bios, but [URL="http://i.imgur.com/nvylMko.png"]she was something different.[/URL] Apparently she liked to roleplay or something as Mangle from Five Nights At Freddy's.
[QUOTE=Reflex F.N.;50444190]Oh, if we are going to talk about Uni, the I've got LOTS of stories to tell:
There is a girl who refuses to touch men, and by touching, I don't mean sexually touching, no I mean just touching in general.
The other day, she dropped her pen and my friend (who's a guy) picked it up for her. But when he approached her to give it to her, she didn't take it; rather, she picked up her bag, opened it and told him "can you please drop the pen in the bag? Thanks".
How rude can you get?!
I hate this girl so much, not just because she refuses to interact with men, but also because of her extreme arrogance; she acts as if she's a straight A student, even though she is one of the worst students.[/QUOTE]
If that was me I probably would have just dropped it and walked away.
[QUOTE=penguiner;50412948]I didnt want to be mean just in case he has some problem or something, i dont know. but at this point its getting too annoying[/QUOTE]
No seriously [I]just be straightforward[/I].
I've never done anything even close to as severe as what you've been describing, but I will say that there's been one or two times where I've made people uncomfortable because they either didn't communicate very well or I misinterpreted their interactions.
If your motivation is to not make somebody feel shitty, just know that it feels 100x worse retroactively than it is to just be told "Sorry, but I'd really like for you to just leave me be." Hell, even "fuck off" would be better than some of the shit I've seen.
[B]Perfect example:[/B]
A month or two back, my neighbor came and asked me to help get their TV working with the apartment cable. During that time they told me "You can come over whenever you want and watch TV here." Then offered to loan me one of her DVDs.
[B]Obviously [/B]this was not literal, but I took that as her saying 'let's hang sometime'. That's cool, I thought I was just here to fix the TV but apparently my neighbor was rather friendly.
I tried two times to make plans, but they blew it off both times. Confusing and just plain rude tbh, but I just decided to drop it and moved on with my life.
TL;DR: Don't be my bizarre neighbor, chances are it will make things awkward for everybody. Hope you can shake your stalker issues.
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So, there's this one kid who is the sweatiest, greasiest mother fucker you've ever seen, got acne like Mars got shelled by the entirety of the US military. This guy is the cringiest fur fag I've ever seen, sitting in the TAFE library till 6 at night searching furry shit that descends straight into furry porn, in a public library, out in the open for all to see. The kid he sits with I saw today putting pony porn into a word document to probably jack off to, he also carries around a portable DVD player like he has never heard of a laptop or a phone. The fur kid also while browsing the the fur shit listens to the shittiest most generic j-pop while watching 10 fps music videos of dancing animated furry characters, his background on the school computer is a naked blue female fox spread out on a bed or something and he smells like 3 week old unwashed hairy man ass. Not hating on the furry community, just the people like this guy who make me wish for another genocide.
I had this one kid in my class, I think his name was Baran.
He was the most wannabe kid I've ever seen, he would try to hang out with the big boys of school (Respected ones, Bullies and Dangerously smart ones. I was a part of the respected ones back then.) and act the way they did. He would join us when we were going out, but run away as soon as we started doing some hefty shit like wrestling the piss out of eachother or doing sports (He was slim, but seriously weak so yeah). His mom and dad were around the age my granny was at that time, which was sodding +50. As you could guess, his mom and dad were dangerously protective at the time cause they FINALLY had a son.
I once had to report the kid to our Turkish teacher cause I saw him cheating in class, cause he was looking at my answers and copying them. The teacher called his parents to the school, while telling one of the school doorkeeper (which are 7th to 5th grade students) to call Baran to her room. I was also called in, to explain the parents about what happened. Baran, being a puss he is, started crying and his father started shouting without knowing anything. I tried to explain the situation to them.
Guess what Baran did?
The fucker tried to get away by saying that I attempted to sexually abuse him in class, to put it the way he did, I apparently "tried to rape his bum". The teacher looked at me for a second, then said "I do not believe someone like Seçkin (muh real name ermigurd) would do such a thing, do you have proof? If you do, we will take actions against him."
The funny part is, he did not plan for the fact that the teacher would ask such a thing. So he started shouting and doing weird noises while crying, as if that was proof enough for the teacher. His parents, knowing he is lying but not wanting him to get a zero, started screaming at me like as if that was going to change anything. All I was hearing was the noises of a kid probably turning into a mutant and his parents slowly transforming into fucking werewolves. The teacher got tired, and said "Considering that Seçkin has proof for the fact that Baran cheated, as he said that we could just check the papers and they would have the exact same thing written, while Baran has NO PROOF for his blame on Seçkin and how he attempted to rape him... I will say that Baran gets a zero and apologizes to Seçkin."
This made the kid go NUCLEAR. He dashed to me, grabbed me by my collar and tried to slap me, but he was that wimpy I felt nearly nothing. After that life changer, he just apologized and left.
He also would answer any come-back people gave to him with "ye lul i fukd u/ur mum last nite!!!" and ask us if he could play CS:GO on his tablet.
He will go far in life.
[editline]24th June 2016[/editline]
Oh, also:
Baran was super popular for shitting himself when we were 5th graders, trying to stab our science teacher with a pencil when we were 7th graders cause our science teacher turned out to be gay and spewing racial slurs at some black kid when he accidentally hit Baran with a ball while we were playing Basketball. Then Baran attempted to beat the kid, only to get fucked and cry like a puss while we were 8th graders. I think we even called him Pooran for a while because of how much of a shithead he was.
He randomly said he was autistic which was not true, say he was an "alpha male" and how he "pities us flawed men" and talk about how he wanted to commit suicide cause no girl wanted him in hopes he would get to at least talk with a girl.
what a winner
Sounds like he also must have it bad at home
"Baran" is derogstory slur for a dumb person in polish
Wonderfully accurate
Proof:
[T]http://i64.tinypic.com/jjo0tu.png[/t]
Aparrently one of by best friends had a friend in middle and high school who would literally only eat pizza. And not just any pizza, only Pepperoni or Cheese.
How the fuck do people like this survive the real world both when it comes to health and socially. If he was my friend I'd force him to eat so many different cultures of food he'd shit rainbows.
[QUOTE=penguiner;50410001]There was this weird guy at college, and one day i was passing by and i accidently made eye contact. For some reason this triggered something for him and he came up to me and started talking for about 30mins. he then grabbed my phone and added himself on my facebook. I told him I had to go, and he followed me all the way to class. Everytime i saw him, he'd just follow me and talk to me about anime (which i told him many times i dont like) and tell me bad jokes. Once I was wearing earphones and i saw him approach. What did he do? he took out my earphones and said hey, then gave me an awkward hug like we're bffs or something..didnt even know his name.
Then finally he left and this year I've been stalker free....until a few days ago. A guy was staring at our donut stand (we were selling them) and I asked him what he'd like . Boom. new stalker. It went something like this 'HEY I'M WILLIAM. IT COMES FROM WILHEM WHICH IS GERMAN. WHATS YOUR NAME? DO YOU LIKE ANIME? DO YOU PLAY GAMES? OMG A GIRL WHO PLAYS GAMES? DO YOU LIKE ANIME??? I LIKE YOUR FLAMBOYANT SHIRT!!!
help me[/QUOTE]
They likes you obviously
Love them back
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;50597523]Aparrently one of by best friends had a friend in middle and high school who would literally only eat pizza. And not just any pizza, only Pepperoni or Cheese.
How the fuck do people like this survive the real world both when it comes to health and socially. If he was my friend I'd force him to eat so many different cultures of food he'd shit rainbows.[/QUOTE]
My best friend only drinks water and/or milk and only eats rice, beef (occasionally), noodles, spaghetti bolognese, occasionally cheese pizza, chips and chocolate (not at the same time obviously).
Can't fault him. He's a really nice guy, even though his eating habits are a bit...strange.
So I've got a new one to post here too. I was the whole morning on an essay, and close to the break things became interesting. Since the class we're in doesn't have ventilation ducts, the teacher asked her most problematic pupil to fully open the window. So the guy went to step on one of the desks to do that. While fiddling with the curtains to open it we could literally see him get an idea. So he fully opened it and then stepped out of the window, on the sill outside. Then the teacher tried to get him back inside, warning about informing the principal, (quickly recording a video with her phone for proof) but he took off to the rooftop where we heard him stamping around as hard as he could, with the ceiling rattling.
After a while he returned on the window sill while the window was still open, and never in my life I've sprinted as fast as I've did before. Dashed off from my laptop and jumped on the table to quickly close the window. Sadly the teacher let him in to take him to the principal.
What seriously surprises me is that he's not sent home after this yet, despite being warned.
You do know that this image reveals your location? Not to be creepy, but you might not want people to know where you go to school.
[QUOTE=FPtje;50615199]You do know that this image reveals your location? Not to be creepy, but you might not want people to know where you go to school.[/QUOTE]
At very least,"they" dont know which one is merijn
[QUOTE=Mr. Magic Elf;50581824]his background on the school computer is a naked blue female fox spread out on a bed or something [/QUOTE]
Holy shit that is fucking savage
[QUOTE=windows098;50166862]Send help, I have to sit next to a weeaboo in my class. He keeps going on about how clannad is an "art" and how "I'm proud to be a weeaboo" and "haters gonna hate." It's just sad at this point like holy hell. He also thinks cancer is a sexually transmitted disease. Like Christ on a stick he's terrible. He also listens to linkin park, tarzan and uh, willy wonka on his playlist. God is dead.[/QUOTE]
A little update on this guys playlist.
So me and my friends did a joke mixtape for laughs, you know, intentionally shit.
A few weeks later I check weeaboo man's playlist.
[img]https://imgur.com/7B44pjo.png[/img]
He somehow found our mixtape. And liked it.
He literally likes it as much as Robbie Williams music.
I'm not sure to laugh or cry.
[QUOTE=FPtje;50615199]You do know that this image reveals your location? Not to be creepy, but you might not want people to know where you go to school.[/QUOTE]
I don't see how it's bad to be fair. After all I live further where I live. But I do get the point so I'll just snip it.
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