• Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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Had some stand in teacher today who walked in with a stern face, looked like he was going to get angry at someone, but for some reason whenever he spoke it completely contrasted his serious look. He said "uh... Sorry guys, I'm a bit retarded" and murmured something when he was frustrated at his computer. [img]http://i.imgur.com/QkxaMZK.jpg[/img] He kind of looks like this but not really. Great guy.
Back in middle school sex ed our (male) biology teacher taught our class how to put on a condom. Using a fucking massive black dildo. He put on the condom with his mouth, in one go
[QUOTE=EcksDee;50695210]Back in middle school sex ed our (male) biology teacher taught our class how to put on a condom. Using a fucking massive black dildo. He put on the condom with his mouth, in one go[/QUOTE] [img]https://facepunch.com/fp/flags/ee.png[/img]
One of kids back at elementary school decided to give himself a haircut with paper scissors. Next day he came back with completely bald head.
Alright, the end of Freshmen year on literally the last day my friend's brother who was sophomore decided he was gonna slap the ass of one of the gym teachers. We had like 3 female 2 male gym teachers and the female ones were hot as fuck. They'd always be wearing tights too it was like torture for most of the guys. But anyway, my friend's brother missed his opportunity because apparently they left early. But he wasn't satisfied. He wanted to hit an ass so bad. We were daring him to do it to multiple teachers and shit, and kept pressuring him and the absolute madman actually did it to our hot Spanish teacher who was I think in her late 30's or something, she was pretty fine. He slapped it and ran for his life into a classroom to hide, got caught, and then his family disowned me and my friends who dared him to do it. Never got to see one of my best friends because of that. But I'll never forget it.
[QUOTE=Creatrick;50699020]One of kids back at elementary school decided to give himself a haircut with paper scissors. Next day he came back with completely bald head.[/QUOTE] wow, he made a pair of scissors out of paper?
Nah, he used scissors used for cutting paper. The ones kids use at school for crafts and stuff.
[QUOTE=Creatrick;50699020]One of kids back at elementary school decided to give himself a haircut with paper scissors. Next day he came back with completely bald head.[/QUOTE] But I did that all the time, and my hair is fabulous
I'm kinda glad I've never done anything fucked up like that. I think I can say I was a completely sane kid.
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[QUOTE=Creatrick;50701481]Nah, he used scissors used for cutting paper. The ones kids use at school for crafts and stuff.[/QUOTE] So like these? [IMG]https://jdaisuki.com/1696-thickbox_default/sun-star-sect-scissors-jagged.jpg[/IMG]
Since Pokemon GO is popular, here's a story. I was doing study with my mates until I saw a guy in our year level playing Pokemon GO at school. And I think he was legit considering going into a classroom while a teacher was teaching to catch some Pokemon :v:
These kids I was taking a test with who were acting like monkeys decided to throw a salad from lunch out the window. It hit the window sill and sprayed salad everywhere. Those were the same kids who gave me 10$ to do the naenae(Fuck that dance) and tried to beat me up to get it back
Four years ago, a classmate told us to refill his phone battery, he gently throw his phone against a wall. :what: [sp]It actually worked, he went to 10% to 60%[/sp]
Since pokemonGo has been out in the UK, all the weird kids have come out in public it actually scares me, I was on a date and we were on the beach just chatting, and this guy interupts us and asks have we seen any good pokemon (I mean he didnt know it was a date) it was really weird and awkward, and I wish it never happened
[QUOTE=OmegaRighteous;50725521]Since pokemonGo has been out in the UK, all the weird kids have come out in public it actually scares me, I was on a date and we were on the beach just chatting, and this guy interupts us and asks have we seen any good pokemon (I mean he didnt know it was a date) it was really weird and awkward, and I wish it never happened[/QUOTE] Next we'll see traffic jams because Snorlax is blocking the road
[QUOTE=EcksDee;50695210]Back in middle school sex ed our (male) biology teacher taught our class how to put on a condom. Using a fucking massive black dildo. He put on the condom with his mouth, in one go[/QUOTE] That literally is the same thing that happened in South park with Mr. Garison, except the dildo wasn't that big
I got suspended from school once because they thought I was going to shoot it up.
me i literally do nothing but sketch during class and what i sketch is shitty gun designs faces that are so detailed that you can see the wrinkles in the lips and pepes and for me i'm weird idk what your definitions of weird are but i fit in my defitinition of weird and dogs
In high school chemistry my teacher asked what the most common use of copper was. A kid in the back who was known to fuck around yelled, "Pennies Nigga!" while rattling coins in his hand.
One of my classmates has face like moon/sun emoji And he is pervert and his jokes are terrible and horny
So, I just had a ~great~ re-union with some of my REAAALY old friends from school yesterday... That made me remember how weird some of them were. I will only write ONE story again, if anyone is actually interested in more I will write more about 'em. BUT, I won't name them. Cause Baran was too dumb to use internet, but these guys are actually smart enough to find this one day. Here goes nothing: I had this one girl in my class, let us call her Weeb. So, us Turkish students were allowed to pick three more lessons to study back when we were 4th-8th graders. People would obviously choose easy lessons or lessons they were good at to get better grades. I choose PE, English and Music. The teachers me and some other students were given turned out to be complete angels and basically gave us free grades by allowing us to do whatever we want and not coming to class for the year! That was when I met Weeb, she was in my English class and would usually sit next to me. While I was looking at some anime forum that is now dead, she looked at me... "You watch anime too!?" She asked in a really excited manner. I just answered her with a "Yes." and kept on looking, then she later on asked me if she could be my friend. As I was a lonely kid back then (I did not like sports that much back then), I happily obliged. Big mistake. At first, she turned out to be a really cool friend to have. She would discuss something without getting pissed off if my opinion was different, liked the same games as I did and would have long talks on the phone with you if she was available. She was really fun to hang around, until it was apparent that she had a crush on me. She slowly started showing signs that she did not want me to talk to any other girl or even have them around me. I realized this when some girl had to ask me a question related to English, which then Weeb came along and said "Seçkin, come with me NOW." in a really monotone voice. I quickly answered her question and followed Weeb to the back of our school. "You are not going to talk with another girl unless it's necessary, OK!?" she shouted at my fucking ear. "Geez, fine! Why are you getting this angry?" I asked. She stopped for a moment, blushed and said "You do not have to know!" and allowed me to fuck off. Later on while we were practicing an act for a show in the school, some girl had to say "I love you" to me in one of her lines. Me, being unlucky, had Weeb walking by as the girl was saying her phrase. "Oh, my dear knight! I think I might've fallen in love with you!" She said, right after THIS was heard from the door: "WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" Weeb ran in, looked at the girl then looked at me. Shouted "YOU!" and started running at me and the girl like a brutal madman ready to eat our limbs off. We got so scared that we ran out of the room and Weeb started chasing us. So we had this guy in a shitty knight armor, a girl in a badly made princess outfit and a blonde girl with nerdy glasses in her school uniform chasing the knight and the princess while screaming like a banshee. I hardly saw Weeb after that, she always ran away when she saw me and looked like she was almost about to cry. Made me feel AWFUL back then.
[QUOTE=Demo-the-man;50737870] "Oh, my dear knight! I think I might've fallen in love with you!" She said, right after THIS was heard from the door: "WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" [/QUOTE] I'm imagining that one picture of Pepe the Frog screaming loudly. This one, to be specific: [url]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/qEqFhnj7zDU/maxresdefault.jpg[/url] Or the first clip from this video: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800[/url]
This not a story about weird kids, but whatever. Back when we were medical students, we were required to clerk some mentally ill patients in psychiatry wards. Their accounts of their side of the story is pretty out there, let alone determining if what they're saying is the truth or not. So there's this girl who interviewed one bipolar patient. So her turn to present the case came. "This is Mr. Smee, a 35 yrs old man with bipolar disorder,with underlying Diabetes and Hypertension" But the the instructor doctor interrupted; "Wait how do you know he had diabetes and HPT? I didn't know he had those?" the teacher asked. "But another (mental) patient that sat besides him said so" Genius
there was this chick in my school with 12 fingers and toes and she filled up her nose with all of them
[QUOTE=DaFrostIsReal;50750430]there was this chick in my school with 12 fingers and toes and she filled up her nose with all of them[/QUOTE] fun fact: that is a genetic condition that is actually dominant. which means any children she has will have this condition and pass it on to their kids. who knows, within a few centuries a majority of people may be born with 12 fingers on their hands instead of 10.
But will they be born with them in their nose?
[QUOTE=da space core;50750540]fun fact: that is a genetic condition that is actually dominant. which means any children she has will have this condition and pass it on to their kids. who knows, within a few centuries a majority of people may be born with 12 fingers on their hands instead of 10.[/QUOTE] time travel to the future for 20% better handjobs
There was a weird girl in my IT Media class in highschool that a miscarriage or premature birth or something of the sort. Anyway she and her boyfriend had a bunch of pictures of and with this under-developed pink raisin baby corpse and she had these photos all over her school binder and even as the wallpaper on her work computer. It looked like some shit from a shock/gore website.
[QUOTE=Zeeky;50753769]There was a weird girl in my IT Media class in highschool that a miscarriage or premature birth or something of the sort. Anyway she and her boyfriend had a bunch of pictures of and with this under-developed pink raisin baby corpse and she had these photos all over her school binder and even as the wallpaper on her work computer. It looked like some shit from a shock/gore website.[/QUOTE] That reminds me of that woman who dressed her miscarriage in a Snow White dress or something.
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