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[QUOTE=Zeeky;50753769]There was a weird girl in my IT Media class in highschool that a miscarriage or premature birth or something of the sort. Anyway she and her boyfriend had a bunch of pictures of and with this under-developed pink raisin baby corpse and she had these photos all over her school binder and even as the wallpaper on her work computer. It looked like some shit from a shock/gore website.[/QUOTE] Isn't that some sort of mental illness where the mother thinks the child is still alive or some such?
[QUOTE=Zeeky;50753769]There was a weird girl in my IT Media class in highschool that a miscarriage or premature birth or something of the sort. Anyway she and her boyfriend had a bunch of pictures of and with this under-developed pink raisin baby corpse and she had these photos all over her school binder and even as the wallpaper on her work computer. It looked like some shit from a shock/gore website.[/QUOTE] What the hell would you set that as your desktop background, that's weird enough in itself!
Also not a weird kid story, but We are studying Forensic at that time under this professor. "Just so you know, forensic doctors are the greatest doctors out of all other medical fields out there", he gloats to us. "If all the other doctors can't treat the patient, only then he will be referred to us" "All patient that were referred to us, all of them are not sick anymore".
speaking of miscarriages, this isnt really related to the topic but i hear that there are websites on the dark web that host pictures of miscarriages/dead babies for mothers to mourn to i think? definitely a very creepy/sad thing, regardless of whether it's true or not
[QUOTE=SharkLordSata;50756322]speaking of miscarriages, this isnt really related to the topic but i hear that there are websites on the dark web that host pictures of miscarriages/dead babies for mothers to mourn to i think? definitely a very creepy/sad thing, regardless of whether it's true or not[/QUOTE] Miscarriages are very sad. Very often mothers will blame themselves for it, despite it it rarely being their actual fault
I had some hypocritical teachers and some teachers that lacked spines Some stoner girls in my class would constantly get off mostly scott-free even though they fed off eachother's horrid aggression and would constantly harass alot of the staff and even caused a bus driver to quit on [U]his first day[/U] just because routes were different. Like seriously, they were yelling shit and horrible obscenities his way like bloody murder while one school assistant just sat there and witnessed the whole thing happen, not doing a damn thing about it. Yet somehow for whatever stupidly absurd reason, they were allowed to keep acting like this because parts of the school's higher up staff were family friends with one of them, they even got off with in-school suspension and "community service" despite being caught multiple times getting high behind school dumpsters. Then we had this asian teacher who would consistently pause her teaching whenever someone spoke ill or racist towards her (almost always the girls and one tall, lanky douche who later plotted with a fat kid to steal a teacher's car), pretend to laugh it off even though it clearly caused her immense discomfort, and try her best to continue teaching even though she was on the verge of a break down most of the time. School taught me not to be a fucking asshole to people and just be chill
[B]WARNING / VERY LONG ASS RANT PLEASE VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION[/B] This fucking girl in my school tries to get my fucking attention. I know that might sound weird to people considering "o dat means she likes u, u shud try talkin to her" no. That girl literally single-handedly make me hate white girls for a whole few weeks. It all started last year when she tried to "get into my interests" by saying she was a soccer fan, and I immediately called bs because she would constantly tell me shit like "i know alot about [x team]". Because I was a dank memer and didn't know any better just to ignore her, I gave her a "test" about soccer shit and she pretty much got everything wrong, basically confirmed she was thirsty af. HOWEVER, she kept on fucking asking for a "retest" on that soccer shit, which was CLEARLY meant to be a joke, every time she saw me. She would always ask that and it looked like she never had any other man in her sights, and she would never stop asking the same shit, regardless of how many times I ignored her and told her to fuck off. It basically shows how much of a bitch she is. Another guy in the same class would sometimes pull me towards her and she would try to ask me questions and shit "why don't you like me" "can i get a retest pretty please" and other thirsty bitch questions and I personally at the time, was pretty mad and also didn't give as much of a shit. (Me and the guy are pretty cool, he only did it as a joke anyway) I asked one of her friends and she said that "it's just the way she is" yea is calling someone out from across the hallway FOR NO REASON JUST TO GET ATTENTION the way someone regularly functions? It also carried onto next year. Despite the fact we had no classes together (thank GOD) we had the same class in the same block. Suddenly, she has the fucking nerve to ALWAYS PEEK OUT THE DOOR TO TRY TO GET MY ATTENTION FROM THE BACK OF CLASS, LET ALONE IN ANOTHER ROOM. And sometimes, she would even walk out of her class WHILE CLASS WAS STILL GOING ON and ask me shit like "why do you hate me" "can i have ur instagram" "why cant i have ur instagram" and shit like that. I constantly had to close the door when I had clear view of the other room because I didn't wanna risk being traumatized. IT ALSO GETS WORSE YAY!! During lunch break, my gang would sit in the same room as her "gang". For about an entire month (probably 2 iirc) she would constantly call out my name in a stupid tone, AND EVERYONE IN THE ROOM COULD HEAR IT. I would constantly ignore her every time and sometimes I would literally scream in her face to tell her to just shut the fuck up, but she would always ignore it, cause she's fucking bloodthirsty and ain't gonna rest for another man until she gets my attention. My friends, oblivious to the whole situation (and never told to for a very good reason) start saying shit like "Why can't you talk to her" "Fucking answer her dude" "Just turn around" Just unbelievable. (I could understand those responses though, they didn't know anything about the situation) I couldn't handle it for much longer, so I told the office that she was bullying me, because she would constantly try to get my attention even after I told her to fuck off. Didn't necessarily work, and suddenly she calls me out again and then pulls out the "Why did you call the office on me?" BITCH DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING? I'VE TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF MANY TIMES, YOU SHOULD TELL BY NOW THAT I DON'T AND NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU, YOU'VE TRAUMATIZED FOR WEEKS ON END FOR JUST EXISTING IN THE SAME SCHOOL YOU DUMB BITCH (Not necessarily what I said but that's what I wanted to say to her) I then went to the office again and said that enough is enough, this girl is just really annoying, I've told her to shut up many times but she isn't listening. They responded and called her down, and office told me back that she had been told to never talk to me again or face consequences. I wasn't told to report the office back if she did, mainly because they were sure that I didn't need to report it anymore. Also some personal background to make it really baffling, I'm a regular Asian kid that sits on the computer all day, is a hardcore vidya gamer, makes a lot of dirty r/ImGoingToHellForThis style jokes, really immature and to top it all off, never talks to girls unless needed to. Why the fuck would a white girl be attracted to that? >/end rant. Sorry if all you guys had to scroll through that and had wasted some of your precious shitposting time, I needed to get that off my chest (might have to be edited a few million times for clarification and once i start remembering things)
I think you might be the weird kid in this example, and this girl is doing it to actually bully you I mean hell you scream in her face telling her to shut up, fo sure youre getting bullied. (did the right thing though telling on her)
[QUOTE=OmegaRighteous;50772105]I think you might be the weird kid in this example, and this girl is doing it to actually bully you I mean hell you scream in her face telling her to shut up, fo sure youre getting bullied. (did the right thing though telling on her)[/QUOTE] Weird kids at your school v2: What if you are the weird kid?
That's just fucking weird dude. She sounds like she was just trying to be friendly. If kept trying to be nice to you and you kept acting like an asshole for no reason like you did, I'd get pretty fucking pissed.
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;50774999]That's just fucking weird dude. She sounds like she was just trying to be friendly. If kept trying to be nice to you and you kept acting like an asshole for no reason like you did, I'd get pretty fucking pissed.[/QUOTE] I get your point, but personally I don't remember some important details about it and it's really hard to describe by words. If someone told me to just fuck off after me being an ass (even unknowingly) I probably would've just cut my losses. I get that she "liked" me and all but I couldn't understand the motivation to constantly try to call me out even on occasions where I clearly ignored her and told her to fuck off. Imagine having to do that multiple times and it still wouldn't stop because I don't fucking know. Side note: I wasn't polite at all during the conflict, such as nicely telling her to shut up because I was fucking pissed in the moment, so it's somewhat my fault
Saw some students dressing up as bogans at an athletics carnival today. I volunteered to be a temporary cook for the BBQ (just cooking sausages n stuff) and they came out of no where like a bat from hell playing AC/DC from their phone yelling "FARK YEAH CUNT" asking for free food. The day almost seemed too normal.
During Psychology the teacher was talking about tourettes and then suddenly she just yelled out "FUCK" and said "nigger" (in regards to things that used to be acceptable to say) like twenty times in one sentence. Greatest class of all time. Also heard she did the same thing in another Psych class but wrote nigger on the white board and the principle came around the corner and almost saw it.
In middle school we had a native English speaker from Australia and he was kind of insane although we liked him. His name was Colin, a bald, fat guy, and claims to be from the village of Wagga Wagga in Australia. He told us that he was once in the army but was kicked out for kicking his general from behind whilst he was taking a piss and stealing around $10K from the general's office. He also said that he was banned from Singapore for years because he became violent in Changi Airport and threw a chair towards the security guard. He said when he was in our country he was travelling and ventured into a cave that no one has ever been to and found a lake or some kind of waterfall so he called NatGeo and the place was named after him although I can't seem to find it. One time the Religion teacher asked him what he thought of the Netherlands and he gave the Religion teacher the finger. It was always fun and funny seeing him tell stories and his lectures were actually kind of great, as crazy as he was. He is kind of laid back and he would even let us eat and drink during his lectures. At lunch time he would hang around the Cafeteria with his beanie on and he would hang out with the seniors. He'd let us call him by his name. He left the next year though, I wonder what happened to him. The last time I saw him was when he invited the English teacher from our school to work where he worked.
There's 7 tards in my computer science class. I'll update you guys later.
[QUOTE=Darth Ninja;50753811]That reminds me of that woman who dressed her miscarriage in a Snow White dress or something.[/QUOTE] I looked it up. Bad choice. We had a kid who was a huge dork. The usual naruto loving kind of kid that sometimes ran with his arms backwards and doing those seals from the show. He was an ok kid, but man, sometimes its as if he asked to be picked on. Like, obviously that isn't true, but you'd expect him to drop some bad social manners like that naruto stuff after everyone picks on you over it. Not even because of the picking. Just so you are seen as a kid your age, and not a cringey 12 year old weeaboo. 5 years passed since we had classes or something of the sort... He now "mains" pokemon go (yes, he MAINS it, as if it was this super serious thing) posts everything about whatever he does in it on facebook, even got a hat like Ash and a goddamn masterball, and posted on youtube a caption saying "this is a masterball. it has 100% catch rate. maybe I can catch the one with this, and she'll be mine forever." He also keeps posting sad depressing anime stuff thats aimed at failed relationships and bad moves in the same, probably as his passive aggressive way of telling his ex that she's a bitch or whatever, and ranting about how people tell him to grow up and drop all the cringey kid shit, which he then picks apart and sees growing up as the same as watching shitty reality shows and just being the typical douchebag, instead of watching animes that give him good lessons in life (because you can only get lessons in life from animes with high school girls?) Yesterday, my friend roasted me for being a good for nothing, and compared me to him and another guy that seemed like were gonna ammount to nothing, but then did. Man, one thing is comparing me to one guy who actually got a job, a relationship and is doing fine in life. That guy actually grew up. You can see a huge difference in personality and everything. Even surprised me. Another is comparing me to a kid who has a job and had a girlfriend, but who's probably even more virginified now than he was before having a girlfriend, that goes out just to catch pokemon, and that posts the saddest shit ever about animes and pokemon on facebook. The only thing he has over me is a job, but every single part of his life just takes his accomplishments down right after. I feel bad for the kid, because he's a pretty fun guy. He wasn't the egotistical asshat like everyone else in class tended to be, and he also liked games and stuff. But that was when he was 17. He's like 21 or 22 right now, but aside from his job, he looks like he's a 14 year old angsty kid, and what he does and posts on facebook for example doesn't helps him at all to shed that image of him. I mean, I don't have a job, I don't have a girlfriend, I've fucked up in life a few times, and I probably have many more bad aspects to myself, but I don't go on facebook flaunting them around and get into a deeper hole than I am that pretty much tells people that I never grew up.
Well, with september coming soon we should be seeing a whole new academic year of weird kids. Hopefully we can all have something to share soon!
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;50973225]The last time I saw him was when he invited the English teacher from our school to work where he worked.[/QUOTE] probably murdered the english teacher
I remember that my German teacher went insane mid-course and he just quit. He got mad because we were all freshmen and he couldn't tolerate our behavior: - He would get mad because people asked him first if they could go to the restroom - If you called him "Professor" he would get mad because he wanted you to call him by his name instead, he once went as far as calling a guy "Student" for the rest of the course just because he called him professor ("If you don't call me by my name then I won't call you by your name") He even said "Remember, don't call <guy name goes here> by his name, HIS NAME IS STUDENT!" - Ocassional fuckups Seeing him getting angry was an experience "What the fuck is in with you?" "Are you fucking paying attention to the fucking class?" "Get the fuck out of my class" (If you fucked up or arrived late) "I don't care if you tell me "Jorge, go and fuck yourself (teacher's name is Jorge btw), as long as you do it in German" His class was pretty decent though, I learned a lot more with him than the substitute we got later.
Jesus I thought this was a weird people thread, not a "post a novel" thread :P
post your weird kids novel thread
[QUOTE=AD/HD;50990687]Jesus I thought this was a weird people thread, not a "post a novel" thread :P[/QUOTE] some stories are best told with full detail or the meaning is lost
One of my mates was weird, his name was Sam, and he once said "time to whip out the good ol shlonga". I forgot what the situation was but I think he was going to do someone, or something.
[QUOTE=GoldAssassin;50973225]In middle school we had a native English speaker from Australia and he was kind of insane although we liked him. His name was Colin, a bald, fat guy, and claims to be from the village of Wagga Wagga in Australia. He told us that he was once in the army but was kicked out for kicking his general from behind whilst he was taking a piss and stealing around $10K from the general's office. He also said that he was banned from Singapore for years because he became violent in Changi Airport and threw a chair towards the security guard. He said when he was in our country he was travelling and ventured into a cave that no one has ever been to and found a lake or some kind of waterfall so he called NatGeo and the place was named after him although I can't seem to find it. One time the Religion teacher asked him what he thought of the Netherlands and he gave the Religion teacher the finger. It was always fun and funny seeing him tell stories and his lectures were actually kind of great, as crazy as he was. He is kind of laid back and he would even let us eat and drink during his lectures. At lunch time he would hang around the Cafeteria with his beanie on and he would hang out with the seniors. He'd let us call him by his name. He left the next year though, I wonder what happened to him. The last time I saw him was when he invited the English teacher from our school to work where he worked.[/QUOTE] is your classmate yilmaz? [video=youtube;SR5b7FS1nrs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR5b7FS1nrs[/video]
Weird classmate entered my life again years after graduating from highschool. I guess she avoided me a lot in school but basically here's her description: Thin, sickly pale white girl who has long black kinky curly hair pulled back into a ponytail, dresses in that weird rave goth type style... [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/blackcat66/Gothic%20Clothes/Gothic%20Pants/tripp_ipod_widelegs.jpg[/IMG] I was actually at the gym and she approached me when I was on the treadmill and I recognized her and said "hey how you been?" and she just shrugged and held her phone up to me and there was text saying "please?" it was open on her phone's contact thing. She wanted my number and I assumed it was to text to communicate better (she is antisocial and refuses to speak to people) so I was nice and was like "yeah sure!" (thought I'd be nice but I kinda regret it) All she sends me are memes. I love getting memes but hers aren't even memes they're like the kind from 2008 with the top and bottom text, distasteful memes. [I]Okay this sounds mean, she's not bad but I just don't like that she followed me home a couple times.[/I]
Show her better memes
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52158175]Show her better memes[/QUOTE] I did, but tbh the nicest thing she told me (even if it was passive agressive) was when me and her were on treadmills. I said "did you avoid me because I looked basic?" she said "no you stick out like a sore thumb and everyone can tell you're desperatley trying too hard to be normal but some people can tell you're weird."
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;52158253]I did, but tbh the nicest thing she told me (even if it was passive agressive) was when me and her were on treadmills. I said "did you avoid me because I looked basic?" she said "no you stick out like a sore thumb and everyone can tell you're desperatley trying too hard to be normal but some people can tell you're weird."[/QUOTE] Hello Pot! This is Kettle! I just called to say that you're black.
[QUOTE=ChronoBlade;50933371]During Psychology the teacher was talking about tourettes and then suddenly she just yelled out "FUCK" and said "nigger" (in regards to things that used to be acceptable to say) like twenty times in one sentence. Greatest class of all time. Also heard she did the same thing in another Psych class but wrote nigger on the white board and the principle came around the corner and almost saw it.[/QUOTE] [IMG]https://i.imgur.com/nLw80W2.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=SoftHearted;52159012]Hello Pot! This is Kettle! I just called to say that you're black.[/QUOTE] I am a weird kid, sometimes I forget that.
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