Weird Kids At Your School v2 dude wtf are you masturbating in band class
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[QUOTE=Sgt.Kickass;52210083]Jesus fucking christ,that's terrifying!Just to clarify:your brother didn't go to that party right?Man,that's some really scary shit.So nobody knew that those atendees were with a cartel?Poor people.[/QUOTE]
He didn't go because his class wasn't really interested in doing a prom event to begin with.
He just went to hang out with his friends somewhere else.
Ah,ok thanks.I didn't understanding that.
Nikolai, i'm starting to understand your GTA thread posts now.
Really though that's some terrifying shit. Bonus points because Mexico so it's almost certainly not bullshit in the slightest.
Well, my mom-in-law wanted to travel to mexico this spring but she cancelled right the fuck back when she heard people were getting kidnapped and attacked after landing in the airport she was going to land at.
I don't know what exactly is happening in Mexico but it does seem like it's hell right now.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52210047]-jesus tittyfucking christ-[/QUOTE]
I was wondering what the HELL kind of shithole you live in then I saw the Mexican flag. I feel so, so sorry for you. :scream::disgust:
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52210047]-jesus christ-[/QUOTE]
Dude this is the weird kids/shit, not the [I]terrifying[/I] kids/shit thread
[URL="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1563455&p=52210248&viewfull=1#post52210248"]Welp, even more stuff to back Nikolai up.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52210047]Nowadays the school is protected by militarized police. There are always like two or three patrols in that area. (Cops that carry big guns and full armor) plus ocassionally you find military checkpoints in nearby streets.
This is also why most schools here started to drop the "meet up with your team and work at home"-type of projects.
Lots of students going missing and/or being found dead.
The policy now is either work inside the school building or do it all digitally, connected by a WhatsApp chat or social networks, with everyone at their own home.
Sometimes you can't really avoid it though.
When my brother was about to graduate from high school (he went to the same school as me). The class next to his were going to pull off their own prom party.
They rented a place, got a DJ and lots of stuff for the event, but it turned out that [sp] some of the people assisting to prom were lower ranks who belong to a local cartel [/sp]. They were still students of the same school and all, just that nobody knew about their connections.
Around 10 PM, a couple of black unmarked SUVs arrived and a group of armed people went inside the building where the prom was taking place. Almost everyone was killed and the rest disappeared.
When it was my time to graduate, we also rented a place, but the military arrived at 9:00 PM and they instructed my friend (who was the one of the people in charge of handling the event) that any other guest arriving from that time, would have to go through inspection and that absolutely nobody must leave without a companion.
Like, you couldn't just leave alone and go and buy beer then come back. Either the cops outside or someone inside had to know and wait for you.
The fake cabs are just the tip of the iceberg.[/QUOTE]
Yo holy fuck look after yourself yeah?
I knew this one kid in elementary school that wanted to be specifically either a train, or a whale when he grew up, in middle-school we would find him deep in the shrubbery making animal noises picking berries and eating them like a savage, if he got poked by a thorn he'd growl.
Yeah I know the kid was obviously special needs, but the funny thing is, he's relatively normal now.
Back in Germany,when I was around 6,a 5 year old American kid moved in and he went to the school I was in,he learned the language very quickly but he could never keep to himself,he was always messing around in some way and he'd say and do outrageous things,he saw an obese woman and said to me,"Look at her,she's got a big butt because she's fat," and one time,he even started touching another kid in the crotch and putting his face in it and he was like,"Miss,he's touching my penis!" And God help if he was given something,I gave him my sorgen fresser (Worryeater) and he...he made it give him a weird sort of blowjob.A 5 year old kid,violating my plush.No wonder I find myself in England another 6 years later...I think he was slightly autistic,and last I heard of him,he moved back to America,stole a car then got a brain tumour and died
What
In the two schools I went to I was the wierd kid.
[QUOTE=Kel|oggs;52217847]I knew this one kid in elementary school that wanted to be specifically either a train, or a whale when he grew up, in middle-school we would find him deep in the shrubbery making animal noises picking berries and eating them like a savage, if he got poked by a thorn he'd growl.
Yeah I know the kid was obviously special needs, but the funny thing is, he's relatively normal now.[/QUOTE]
I thought you were going to say that the kid grew up to become a train driver who is also a marine biologist in his free time, still making animal and train noises.
fucking guy at our school wore a dog collar and leash. Plus the guy who always wore camo fatigues and combat boots.
[QUOTE=Omega;52225602]fucking guy at our school wore a dog collar and leash. Plus the guy who always wore camo fatigues and combat boots.[/QUOTE]
nothing wrong with wearing a dog collar.
A year ago I had to build an engine for college project. We were working inside a large warehouse full of cool shit, while looking for scrap I found a neat dog collar with a leash and all. I really liked it so I wore it while I working with my team assembling the engine.
Wearing a collar really helped me out.
Iunno about the collar, but fatigues and combat boots ain't weird.
You're posting on Gasmask Central after all.
[QUOTE=Omega;52225602]fucking guy at our school wore a dog collar and leash. Plus the guy who always wore camo fatigues and combat boots.[/QUOTE]
There was a guy who went to my school who wore camo clothes too. He carried around a journal and argued that journals were for men and diaries were for women.
Kid in my college makes power points with quiz questions about my little pony, one included NSFW pony/sonic images and asks teachers to answer the quizzes what surprises me is nothing has been done about it :v:
One time I made a power point presentation on GMO's and threw a random stock image of two girls eating corn in there to be weird. Also this too...
[IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/161738596f460ea8ddf2bd7efbcf0961/tumblr_inline_msbqxiW9bA1qz4rgp.jpg[/IMG]
My teacher didn't care.
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Also sometimes browsing stock images while sad or bored can return some good results.
[QUOTE=IJNOMED;52230633]One time I made a power point presentation on GMO's and threw a random stock image of two girls eating corn in there to be weird. Also this too...
[IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/161738596f460ea8ddf2bd7efbcf0961/tumblr_inline_msbqxiW9bA1qz4rgp.jpg[/IMG]
My teacher didn't care.
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Also sometimes browsing stock images while sad or bored can return some good results.[/QUOTE]
When I was in kindergarden my teachers always made me dress like that
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52231272]When I was in kindergarden my teachers always made me dress like that[/QUOTE]
W..Why?
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52231272]When I was in kindergarden my teachers always made me dress like that[/QUOTE]
Did this develop into a fetish?
[QUOTE=megafat;52227269]There was a guy who went to my school who wore camo clothes too. He carried around a journal and argued that journals were for men and diaries were for women.[/QUOTE]
Well the guy's got style.And what's wrong with journals?Journals are for men and diaries are for women,simple.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Kickass;52232002]Well the guy's got style.And what's wrong with journals?Journals are for men and diaries are for women,simple.[/QUOTE]
They are literally the same thing with different words.
It's called a synonym.
If anything.
A journal is more like a logbook. It's generally used to write about a research or something that you or a group of people are doing. The journal is more focused on technical details or describing events that don't have to do much with the author's personal life. Think about it like explorers, cavers or scientists who keep a record of everything they have been doing
A diary tends to focus more on the personal life of the person who writes them. They focus more on the intentions, thoughts, emotions or feelings of the authors and that might or not also make mention of events.
Like, you might mention that you went to a school trip, but you start talking about your personal life.
Wether you write a journal or a diary has nothing to do with gender. Unless you have the assumption that men have no feelings and they can only talk about events without expressing their personal point of view or emotions.
I mean, if he was literally writing a journal, it would be something like this:
[QUOTE]
"Today I woke up and ate a bowl of cereal, took a heavy shit and went to school. At school we saw math, science and arts.
Later that day I arrived home, played videogames, masturbated and went to bed"[/QUOTE]
and that goes for every page.
[QUOTE=hakimhakim;50755531]Also not a weird kid story, but
We are studying Forensic at that time under this professor.
"Just so you know, forensic doctors are the greatest doctors out of all other medical fields out there", he gloats to us.
"If all the other doctors can't treat the patient, only then he will be referred to us"
"All patient that were referred to us, all of them are not sick anymore".[/QUOTE]
that just sounds like a (pretty good, actually) joke.
[QUOTE=Sgt.Kickass;52232002]Well the guy's got style.And what's wrong with journals?Journals are for men and diaries are for women,simple.[/QUOTE]
you're just mad because someone posted about you :v:
Great joke,but unfortunately i don´t have a journal,so joke´s on you.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;52231272]When I was in kindergarden my teachers always made me dress like that[/QUOTE]
I doubt your teachers specifically made you wear a corn costume
i dont know why but this one kid likes to spin his [sp]faggot[/sp] fidget spinner and put it against his balls or teeth whenever it spins
Actually speaking about fidget spinners I thought they were something used why back when but then phased out and then picked up popularity again all of a sudden. I'm confused when people mention these kids who use them, I haven't seen anyone use them yet.
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