Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
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I was in my family's car on the way to Tate Modern (an art gallery, i don't like it but my family do)
We drove past a train station/bus stop (Golders Green) and when I looked out the window I saw a guy with a mohican sitting down next to a prone white tiger. No one in my family saw it and no one in my family believes me.
Post in fast threads.
Fell halfway down the stairs, landed upright at the bottom, and continued walking.
I've done nothing :saddowns:
I once accidentally hit a glass of water so that it fell of the table, i caught it mid air without thinking. No one saw me though, but all day i called myself ninja :ninja:
Another contribution from me: I do downhill mountain biking, and once when I was riding with a mate in the Belair hills, my front tire washed out on a little rock drop sort of thing, then my back wheel got kicked up and I managed to nose manual it all the way to the bottom of the hill (around 4 meters). My friend was in front of me but he still believed me :love:.
Once my class went to a biking trip, and I tried to slow down my bike, but apparently I used the brakes too harshly, 'cause my bike launched me off like a fucking capatapult, and instead of impacting into the concrete and getting nasty injuries all over me, I swiftly landed with a roll. I only got the skin on my palms bruised a bit. There WERE a couple classmates around when this happened, but they didn't really see what the hell happened.
My friend kicked a basketball, it flew up in the air about 50ft and swished right into the basket.
I was the only one out of 25+ people who saw that...
I scared a group of birds, and one of them hit the power line and erupted in sparks for a moment. Bird talons? Shock-proof. Bird chest? Not so much.
i fapped
I absolutely know that I've done something awesome but I just [b]can't[/b] remember!
I was at camp in sixth grade, and we had grilled cheese and tomato soup for lunch. I was walking out to my cabin to get something and I saw this squirrel take a grilled cheese sandwich into its mouth and start climbing up a tree with it, then all the sudden BAM another squirrel jumps out of nowhere and tackles the first one off the tree and they start fighting over the grilled cheese sandwich.
Nobody believed me when I told them.
made a full court shot at the basketball courts
but the whole place was deserted :(
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;27091887]I scared a group of birds, and one of them hit the power line and erupted in sparks for a moment. Bird talons? Shock-proof. Bird chest? Not so much.[/QUOTE]
:doh:
their talons is not the reason that birds don't get electrocuted
I fell on my leg on a small branch when I was 8. It went down to my bone.
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27070158]Made this
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Nobody wants to see it
I was building a tree-house with my friends as a child, but we couldn't afford materials with our allowance.
So we took old planks that no one used and remodeled them.
Meanwhile I was doing the dirty job getting all the nails & snails out of the wood I had reached a nail that was almost impossible to get out so I stood in a squat position and drew as hard as I could (with the help of my legs obviously).
Then all of a sudden it released, and I was pretty much airborne and flew over the plank to the otherside.
Then I felt something poking my tailbone so I grabbed it with my hand and it was another nail which had positioned itself on the backside of my asscrack, with only a millimeter from poking through my skin.
No one saw me and I was never believed in :saddowns:
ninjaedit; it's not a glorious or an awesome story, but I figured I'd share
[QUOTE=Swemon;27094311]I was building a tree-house with my friends as a child, but we couldn't afford materials with our allowance.
So we took old planks that no one used and remodeled them.
Meanwhile I was doing the dirty job getting all the nails & snails out of the wood I had reached a nail that was almost impossible to get out so I stood in a squat position and drew as hard as I could (with the help of my legs obviously).
Then all of a sudden it released, and I was pretty much airborne and flew over the plank to the otherside.
Then I felt something poking my tailbone so I grabbed it with my hand and it was another nail which had positioned itself on the backside of my asscrack, with only a millimeter from poking through my skin.
No one saw me and I was never believed in :saddowns:
ninjaedit; it's not a glorious or an awesome story, but I figured I'd share[/QUOTE]
So basically you almost got fucked in the butt?
The voices talked to me again. No one believed me.
Please, no more video game stories.
[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;27094792]Please, no more video game stories.[/QUOTE]
Oh come that was only 2 people. The majority of us know to be cooler than that.
Anyway there was this one time when I killed a pilot of a helicopter in Bad Company 2 with a GOL Sniper Magnum without looking down the scope and then the 4 other people inside decided they didn't want to leave and I got 5 kills without even trying. Shit was pretty cash.
Talking to myself in various voices.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;27081721]Fell halfway down the stairs, landed upright at the bottom, and continued walking.[/QUOTE]
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I once pretended to fall to the ground infront of my friend, when I got up I looked at my pinkey and the nail had poped out, the finger was also broken. It look really funky, I said " uh ohhhh, uhh ohhh," like in family guy when he gets the glass in his forehead. When ever people asked me what happended I explained to them I was goofing around and people just dont understand how I happend. Only my one friend saw it, thinks im half retarded.
The one time I was fucking about the house when no one was home, prancing about like a bloody lunatic.
I managed to jump and smash into the glass table, fucking glass shards in my back.
Told them the dog jumped on me. :v:
Friend pulls my iPod Touch out of my pocket, proceed to use ninja skills to catch it with 2 fingers. No-one saw :saddowns:
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27095277]Friend pulls my iPod Touch out of my pocket, proceed to use ninja skills to catch it with 2 fingers. No-one saw :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I was dropped my ipod and starting smacking it up in the air so it wouldnt hit the ground, once i cought it i yelled "YES" noone knew though.
In fourth grade, I was walking across the school yard and suddenly felt the urge to duck. As I did, a soccer ball flew over where my head should have been. Weired, and no-one belives me.
I ate a hamburger in 10 seconds
i found a dead dog under a bridge, it was all rotting and stuff
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