• Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
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[QUOTE=Archy;27096072]i found a dead dog under a bridge, it was all rotting and stuff[/QUOTE] yeah must have been extremely cool i bet the dog even had sunglasses on because it was just rocking the fuck out you disgust me
i had sex without anyone seeing
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27096431]not even your partner? wow im impressed[/QUOTE] its called drug and rape
[QUOTE=xKAZUYAx;27096352]i had sex without anyone seeing[/QUOTE] mymindisfulloffuck.jpg Seriously has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
We were in a room with a few friends catching flies without any tools and everyone struggled doing it with the palms and I just took 2 fingers and caught one between them. Too bad they didn't look ;/
I was walking back from school and as I turned round to check if I dropped someone I blocked a punch from someone.
[QUOTE=triorio;27096596]We were in a room with a few friends catching flies without any tools and everyone struggled doing it with the palms and I just took 2 fingers and caught one between them. Too bad they didn't look ;/[/QUOTE] Once I unintentionally caught a fly between my fingers by just pulling them together for some reason. That fly was still half alive as well, spasming around so I tied a short piece of fishing line around it with a needle twice and then tied the fishing line to the kitchen sink plug. I let him regain health for about 5 minutes, then slowly started filling up the sink until the water level was about 0.5mm above his head, so I watched him struggle to the surface being so close, until he eventually died probably the most frustrating death experience in nature. Shit was so cash.
I threw a chair upwards to see how many vertical spins I could do (I don't recall why we were doing this) and this happened: [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs323.ash2/60327_433702456127_548086127_5674350_4180184_n.jpg[/img]
A few weeks ago I was walking home from school and it was really icy. I was walking alone, and I started going down a hill, I slipped. I thought I was fucked, but somehow I managed to stay upright and slid a good 10 feet before stopping and walking on. I turned to see if anyone was there, but I was alone.
I did this: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/stairslide.gif[/img]
In 6th grade, my gym teacher made us all bike through the forest around school, my friend Lance kinda cut me off, I sprang from my bike, and grabbed onto his handlebars and just hung there for a bit until he realized that he should probably stop. [editline]31st December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;27096896]I did this: [img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/stairslide.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I did that too, but I ended up busting my ass halfway down since the stairs were wet from rain. And it was only four stairs
hallucinated
Walked through an entire school hallway with a 9" boner. No one saw. [IMG]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/29059/tiny/Fyeah.png?1290440653[/IMG]
In science last year my friend was curious so he took a paper clip and unfolded it, then held it between his wallet. Since there were outlets next to every desk he put the paper clip inside of one and it made the biggest fucking spark I've ever seen and a loud pop, if it wasn't for his wallet he'd be fucked. No one else saw it but only a few people made note of the noise. After that happened, it was just my friend and I laughing while people were staring at us.
[QUOTE=Smokeeater;27095300]I was dropped my ipod and starting smacking it up in the air so it wouldnt hit the ground, once i cought it i yelled "YES" noone knew though.[/QUOTE] where is my bad spelling when I need it so badly
[QUOTE=Bliitz;27097743]Walked through an entire school hallway with a 9" boner. No one saw. [img_thumb]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/29059/tiny/Fyeah.png?1290440653[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] if my dick was 9 inches i would want everyone to see
Once when I wasn't looking someone threw a grape at me, just as they did that I was moving my hand through the air and the grape got caught between two of my fingers. It was fucking cool because it seemed intentional to who threw it.
Me and a friend was hanging outside of school waiting for school to start. While sitting there chatting we saw a squirrel climb down a tree, when out of fucking nowhere a big ass bird chased this bird in a spiral up the tree trunk from tree to tree. We were stunned in disbelief. About 15 minutes later we noticed the squirrel manage to get away but was in shock and was laying on the ground. We held it and made sure the bird didn't come back for it. It eventually got the strength to leap out of my friends arms and back into the tree. To this day, I wonder if he is still out there.
I feel like i've made a thread with the same name before...
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;27121524]I feel like i've made a thread with the same name before...[/QUOTE] But noone was around to see it. [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] Oh right you actually did [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/985071-Post-awesome-things-you-did-that-no-one-saw?highlight=[/url]
Did your mom :huh:
[QUOTE=Mario583;27124965]Did your mom :huh:[/QUOTE] Did your dad :glomp:
I saw UFO.
Sliced the body into several smaller chunks. It was easier to feed to the dogs that way.
My coat was just hanging on my shoulders while I was going back into school from lunch break. I threw it off my shoulders using nothing but my shoulders and managed to grab it right in the loop. Nobody noticed though
Being a aspie I am sometimes the target of several people who enjoy annoying people. I walked towards school and since it was snowing they got snowballs and threw a torrent at me, two even nearly skimmed my head. At the end I walked into the school having no snowballs hit me and I was all like: [img]http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/501/Obama_fuckyeah.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sameiru;27069418]My erect cock. [editline]30th December 2010[/editline] true story[/QUOTE] Wait did you do it or see it. [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sobotnik;27129551]Being a aspie I am sometimes the target of several people who enjoy annoying people. I walked towards school and since it was snowing they got snowballs and threw a torrent at me, two even nearly skimmed my head. At the end I walked into the school having no snowballs hit me and I was all like: [img_thumb]http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/501/Obama_fuckyeah.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Okay where'd you get that picture.
While wallking home someone rang me, it caught me by surprise so I dropped my phone. I kicked it up and caught it with a swing of my right arm and awnsered the call. I then had a massive smile on my face the rest of the way home.
[QUOTE=Bliitz;27097743]Walked through an entire school hallway with a 9" boner. No one saw. [img_thumb]http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/system/profile/icon/29059/tiny/Fyeah.png?1290440653[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] i'm going to go ahead and guess you just left the men's changeroom [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sobotnik;27129551][B]Being a aspie[/B] I am sometimes the target of several people who enjoy annoying people. I walked towards school and since it was snowing they got snowballs and threw a torrent at me, two even nearly skimmed my head. At the end I walked into the school having no snowballs hit me and I was all like: [/QUOTE] self diagnosed i imagine
A seagull was gonna drop a subway sandwich on me, but I dropped my keys just in time.
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