• Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
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I saw an UFO
I threw a dart behind me and actually managed to get a bullseye It was quite something
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;27129551]Being a aspie I am sometimes the target of several people who enjoy annoying people. I walked towards school and since it was snowing they got snowballs and threw a torrent at me, two even nearly skimmed my head. At the end I walked into the school having no snowballs hit me and I was all like: [img_thumb]http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/501/Obama_fuckyeah.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That reminds me of the time I was going from our school restaurant back to the main building and some kids were fucking about with snow wars, all of a sudden I decide to stop and a snowball flies straight past my face from the side. Then I just kept walking without even looking back. (I was kind of in a shock, but I acted as if that was intentional)
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I was walking one day on a road sided by large trees, which foliage surmounted a nice portion of said road. I think "wait, something does not feel quite right" and stop. A large bird poop splatted where I was supposed to be, if I hadn't stopped. I flipped that bird the bird. Fuck yeah.
may be cool if you're nerdy as hell, but i obtained an episode of a tv show 2 weeks before it aired by downloading it from the broadcaster's owner's media server. i did the same method for the rest of the episodes of the same season (but merely hours before) and took advantage of it by filling out episode summaries on wikipedia and spoiling it for everyone.
Fell fom the 4th floor on My apartment. Didn't feel anything and thought it was a dream for the rest of the day. It wasn't
One of these moments happened while I was playing Amnesia, alone in the dark. I was in a bedroom, minding my own business, when a Gatherer started bashing down the door to a room I happened to be inside. Shitting my pants, I just stood there dumbstruck, while the monster appeared in the destroyed doorway. Accepting my fate like a true man, I ran into a corner, clutching a vase. Then something magical happened. The Gatherer just disappeared in a puff of smoke. At first I thought the monster had gained the ability to teleport, so I freaked out, paused the game, and started hyperventilating into an empty bag of doritos. Mustering the remaining bit of bravery left in my body, I unpaused the game, and peered outside the room. Nothing was there. I boldly grabbed a key in the room, and ran out, crushing my keyboard's shift key in the process. [editline]12:00[/editline] Oh yeah, my brother barged in afterward. My mouse is still embedded in the wall.
I lived in an apartment building on top floor and I was on the balcony. I spewed some saliva down and then suddenly some floors lower a bald head showed up and my spit hit it. No one visited me so I guess no one saw me do it.
Friend and I were walking in a park just playing some catch and suddenly a snake appears and my friend being a dumb ass isn't looking and i instantly punt that snake at least 50 fucking yards. I gasp and tell my friend I just saved his poor excuse of a life and he thinks I'm just fucking with him. I should of let him die.
One time in 2nd Grade, I was sprinting over to the playground to get on the swings before anybody else when I tripped, rolled, and kept running as soon as i was upright again. Nobody noticed. They noticed by bleeding face from the rock, though.
someone knocked over a bin, just before it hit the ground and spilled everywhere i casually flipped it back up with a swish of my foot, one person saw it but was never spoken of.
A hot girl in my grade a couple years back knocked her lunch tray off of her table while telling a story. I dipped to the ground and grabbed it with one hand and put it back on her table with all the food, including her drink inact. She never saw.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;27098746]if my dick was 9 inches i would want everyone to see[/QUOTE] He said with a boner.
I had a mighty shit, so powerful that it actually propelled me through my ceiling and into outer space.
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We were chilling in my mates garden and for some reason someone was poking this guy with a bamboo stick thing. He flipped the fuck out, grabbed it and kicked it OVER the house. We were in awe for like 5 minutes.
I head-shotted the gunner and pilot out of a blackhawk in BC2. With one bullet :smug:
[QUOTE=errington07;27140467]We were chilling in my mates garden and for some reason someone was poking this guy with a bamboo stick thing. He flipped the fuck out, grabbed it and kicked it OVER the house. We were in awe for like 5 minutes.[/QUOTE] I read that as "Kicked over the house"
Made a level in Source SDK for a Science Fair Project, it would've gotten an A if the teacher had believed that I had actually made it. Instead, I got a measly D. Oh, and I chugged a 2 liter thing of Mountain Dew randomly. My friend saw, but he only saw the last part, and didn't believe me when I told him. My liver was in pain the rest of the day. Oh, and here's a picture of the level in question: [media]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5363/l4dsvgasstationb20008.jpg[/media]
i took a shit in my pants
One time I tripped on the stairs with a drink in a cup, not a can or bottle, and when I got up at the bottom, none spilled. One that I'm not too proud of was when I was messing around with a BB gun in my backyard. I closed my eyes, spun around, and shot. I heard a loud chirp and a bird fell out of the air. I shed a tear and stayed with the bird until it was ok. (The BB only nicked its wing.)
I had the worst shotgun piss ever after new years eve. It took me 10 seconds to finally regain control of the stream, but I already pissed all over the ceramic tiles of my bathroom floor [editline]2nd January 2011[/editline] It was still cool though because I drowned a tiny bug
I tried doing a flip and fell on my face. Everybody was there to see.
this one time i [img]http://gyazo.com/6c11f11c4cd42e6794baa46a81c78623.png[/img] No seriously one time I was at an air show and they were restoring a B17 while offering walkthroughs and one of the mechanics accidentally knocked a bucket of oil from the bomb bay, and I was standing under the bay. I caught it and tossed it back up. He hadn't seen me, so he was just kind of like wat
My aunt has one of the old TVs that don't have a remote and the buttons are on the front panel. So I was at my aunts place and i wanted to change the channel on the TV because she was watching some boring stuff, made a paper plane, threw it randomly and it hit the button for the channel that I wanted... She was looking away during those 5 seconds and I've never managed to do it again. She changed it back though.
I love how everyone is rating the post dumb if it has to do with videogames
I don't know why I was rated dumb. :frown:
[QUOTE=Zally13;27142289]I don't know why I was rated dumb. :frown:[/QUOTE] Have a heart :3: Okay, I didn't technically do this, but it happened. I'm convinced I was a hummingbird in a past life. I was standing next to a tinted window in my house, on the second story with a bottlebrush tree just on the outside. After a minute of pointless staring into space, this little brown hummingbird flies towards a flower a few inches from my face (with the window in between), then it turns and hovers right in front of my face for a minute straight. It either knew I was there or was checking out its reflection. I'm opting for the first :3: This little bugger was the muse for the most poetic moment in my life. [IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hnINji-9jZ0/SX7_4c_taHI/AAAAAAAACUw/7WdpQxW7cxM/s400/Hummingbird-main_Full.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Zordon;27073647]I saw a famous porn star while going to the movies at a casino and asked her for an autograph. She shoved the paper down her panties and handed it back to me. I was confused on whether to be offended or aroused.[/QUOTE] Who was it? PLEASE TELL ME WHO IT WAS!
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