• Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
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[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;27141215]I had the worst shotgun piss ever after new years eve. It took me 10 seconds to finally regain control of the stream, but I already pissed all over the ceramic tiles of my bathroom floor [editline]2nd January 2011[/editline] It was still cool though because I drowned a tiny bug[/QUOTE] The bug sent out a distress signal before it died. Prepare for a plague on you and your closest relatives.
I killed two people in CSS. With an AWP. With one bullet. While blinded. If only i had filmed it... :smith:
[QUOTE=The Salmon;27096682]Once I unintentionally caught a fly between my fingers by just pulling them together for some reason. That fly was still half alive as well, spasming around so I tied a short piece of fishing line around it with a needle twice and then tied the fishing line to the kitchen sink plug. I let him regain health for about 5 minutes, then slowly started filling up the sink until the water level was about 0.5mm above his head, so I watched him struggle to the surface being so close, until he eventually died probably the most frustrating death experience in nature. Shit was so cash.[/QUOTE] End your life. [B]NOW.[/B] [editline]4th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Sobotnik;27129551]Being a aspie I am sometimes the target of several people who enjoy annoying people. I walked towards school and since it was snowing they got snowballs and threw a torrent at me, two even nearly skimmed my head. At the end I walked into the school having no snowballs hit me and I was all like: [img_thumb]http://www.wtf.com/gallery/data/501/Obama_fuckyeah.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] For an aspie, you have real problems with your typing.
[QUOTE=Archy;27136497]self diagnosed i imagine[/QUOTE] No, a retarded doctor diagnosed me.
[QUOTE=little.sparrow;27182224]I killed two people in CSS. With an AWP. With one bullet. While blinded. If only i had filmed it... :smith:[/QUOTE] Well, unfortunately, the CSS version of Source doesn't work that way so it's impossible.
i hit my buddy in the head with a brick from really far away. (we were aiming to hit a paper airplane) [editline]3rd January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Fire Kracker;27141020]i took a shit in my pants[/QUOTE] no dude, [b]EVERYONE[/b] saw that.
30 stone stairs. Remember that. I was walking on the landing, looked out at the fountain. Saw my classmates about to fall in, i walked forwards randomly and like, fell down the stairs. I used my hands to like, stop myself from breaking my neck down the stairs, and i rolled onto my feet. My cousin saw and we never spoke of it. Oh, but i did get this big ass cut down my arm. Makes me look bad-ass. Though, men don't want bad-ass girls. :saddowns: Or the time i was holding onto a plank of wood, threw it up in the air, and it hit an enemy of mine in the fucking head. I smiled the rest of that day. Sadly he didn't get a single injury. Still pretty cool.
It pretty much just skiffed him. But he didn't know i was there, so i felt like a ghost or some shit.
I was going down some stairs, tripped, fell forward and from that I smashed my face against the ground. My face rubbed against the ground for around 4 meters. Then I stood up without any harm, apart from a very painful back.
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I was at a hotel on the holidays a few years back (The Coast has a fuckton of 4 star hotels everywhere), and since I had cut my foot on some glass in the sand, I wasn't able to go out and play. I leaned over the balcony and thought about how deadly it was to fall 28 floors to your death. I stood there watching the view of the beaches and such for about 5 minutes when the rain suddenly picked up. (Come on, you've seen it at least once, a heavy load of rain out of nowhere) after about half a minute I put out both my arms to feel the rain (Despite me, the balcony, and the railing getting soaked), and as I did I heard a slight screech, and a cat fell, flat onto my arms. I quickly rolled in my arms before it slipped, carried it inside, dried it off (it must of had slipped off the metal railing) carried it out into the elevator, went up one floor, and knocked on the door of room that was above me to see a young girl, about 10, panicing and crying over the 'death' of her cat. I just looked down at her and went "HI!" gave her her cat, and strolled off.
I fapped with the door to my room open. :hawaaaafap:
[QUOTE=knutmora;27198781]I fapped with the door to my room open. :hawaaaafap:[/QUOTE] Guess who fapped to you, looking through your door. [sp]Me, I guess[/sp]
Well, only my brother and I saw this, like 2 years ago, my brother and I used to be kinda jerks to each other. One day my brother threw a pencil at me (like an actual fast overhand throw, not a toss) And I caught it with 3 fingers, then threw it back. He ALSO caught it and we both started laughing. Kinda funny, that same day he threw a pencil and it bounced off the wall and hit him square in the forehead. Also I saw my brother catch a humming bird once with his hands. (he let it go and it flew away unharmed)
one time I saw my cat jerk off, shit was cash
[QUOTE=The Salmon;27069447]Was it sort of like quick steps trying to catch yourself?[/QUOTE] Reminds me of the GTA 4 stumble
[QUOTE=Raptros;27208140]Reminds me of the GTA 4 stumble[/QUOTE] Meh, he didn't fall over and break his neck on the ground.
I was walking to Football practice one day, and these other fags on the team tried to trip me and I ended up doing a motherfucking batman frontflip. I don't know how, but noone saw. Seriously, I guess the fag who tried to trip me went to look back to show the two friends, who were talking to each other, to get them to laugh at me, and noone saw. I was awestruck for the rest of the day.
Ok, so I was carelessly handling a knife (don't ask, please), and I sorta dropped it a bit. Basically, I hit the side of the blade with my left fist and caught the handle with my right hand, all in one swift action. Just as I regain control over the knife, my mum walks in, ready to chop whatever we needed the knife for.
during my drama class another group was performing a scene. one guy, as part of the scene, picked up a chair from the corner of the room and brought it to the middle of the room (a fairly big room). later on in the scene his character went ballistic and kicked the chair as hard as he could.. it flew into the air.. bounced along the floor.. and landed upright in exactly the same place that he got it from, back perfectly to the wall. he was the only one who didn't see it
When we went to Portugal to see how our house was doing, I noticed there was a huge spider web around/behind this lamp, on the outside of the wall. So, the switch to this lamp was in me and my brothers room we slept in, I could just go through the window for a cigarette at nights when playing Oblivion on a laptop, and the lamp was just beside the window of our room. So, for like 10 years it had been always pitch dark at nights, so when I lit up the lamp, tons of dragonflies and other insects got stuck on the web. :v: I thought the web was abandoned, but it turned out that some semi-little spider was still living behind the lamp! I witnessed the little guy spinning webbing his pray into mummies everytime I went for a cigarette at night. It was fucking cool! It was also very sick looking when the insects were struggling on the web while the spider tried to calm them down with spider poison! Though at the end of the month when we were about to leave the country, the spiderweb had got cramped up with too many insects the spider had ran away. :saddowns: or maybe it was just sleeping, but his web nest seemed pretty inactive for the last few days I checked on it. It seemed like a.. like a graveyard. Webbed insects and some half-eaten insects hanging on the web. Very cool shit.
[QUOTE=nimaratu;27192727][b]30 stone stairs. Remember that.[/b] I was walking on the landing, looked out at the fountain. Saw my classmates about to fall in, i walked forwards randomly [b]and like,[/b] fell down the stairs. I used my hands [b]to like,[/b] stop myself from breaking my neck down the stairs, and i rolled onto my feet. My cousin saw and we never spoke of it. Oh, but i did get this big ass cut down my arm. Makes me look bad-ass. [b]Though, men don't want bad-ass girls.[/b] :saddowns: Or the time i was holding onto a plank of wood, threw it up in the air, and it hit [b]an enemy of mine[/b] in the fucking head. I smiled the rest of that day. Sadly he didn't get a single injury. Still pretty cool.[/QUOTE] Get out of my thread you attention seeking slut. I will end you.
Back in third grade, on a Friday, I was walking down some stairs in the building and I tripped, crossed my arms against my chest, and started rolling down, nothing but my feet touched the floor, then I landed perfectly upright. Actually, I was surrounded by people but nobody noticed. :saddowns:
Frontflip
Fapping, clearly the coolest thing. :c00lbert:
I just came home, and i put down my bag in my room, then i went out to the kitchen and grabbed some cola, then i grabbed a glass and poured the cola in the glass, then right after i slammed the cabinet, a wine bottle suddenly dropped from the top, SO THEN I BRAVLY STUCK OUT MY HAND AND GRABBED IT right before it hit the floor. It would break and leave a giant mess on the floor if i didn't. I'm a true hero I'd say.
I fapped when my hand was so cold, I couldn't feel it :smug:
I turned 360 degrees and was looking in the exact same direction! :O
[QUOTE=mr_fj;27213250]I turned 360 degrees and was looking in the exact same direction! :O[/QUOTE] i cn do tht in cod!!!1!11!1evelen!!!!!1111!111111 u supr jelly?!!!1!111111!!111!!!!!!1!11!!111!!!
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27213526]i cn do tht in cod!!!1!11!1evelen!!!!!1111!111111 u supr jelly?!!!1!111111!!111!!!!!!1!11!!111!!![/QUOTE] Nah I don't like black cocks :smug:
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