• Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
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[QUOTE=mr_fj;27213553]Nah I don't like black cocks :smug:[/QUOTE] Oh you sneaky bastard.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27213569]Oh you sneaky bastard.[/QUOTE] Thank you good sir. Your comment wasn't half bad either. Also, no racism intended :unsmith:
[QUOTE=mr_fj;27213612]Thank you good sir. Your comment wasn't that bad either. Also no racism intended :buddy:[/QUOTE] :buddy:
A ufo. Me nearly getting hit by a train, but all my friends where busy talking, so no one saw it, I almost fucking died dammit!
Held out my hand and the sweet my friend threw up into the air 8 meters away while screaming, 'SCRAMBLE' landed in my hand. I closed my hand dramatically and held my smile, and just turned my head at them. Then later I ran the the bathroom and started laughing like fuck.
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[QUOTE=RayDark;27213842]Held out my hand and the sweet my friend threw up into the air 8 meters away while screaming, 'SCRAMBLE' landed in my hand. I closed my hand dramatically and held my smile, and just turned my head at them. Then later I ran the the bathroom and started laughing like fuck.[/QUOTE] In english please?
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27213904]In english please?[/QUOTE] I think his hot female friend, in a bathroom, projectile vomited a gerbil, straight up in the air (called SCRAMBLE), which he caught and acted smug. Later he ran on, or in, a bathroom and started laughing because of the running.
[QUOTE=mr_fj;27214020]I think his hot female friend, in a bathroom, projectile vomited a gerbil, straight up in the air (called SCRAMBLE), which he caught and acted smug. Later he ran on, or in, a bathroom and started laughing because of the running.[/QUOTE] Okay now it makes sense..I think.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27214054]Okay now it makes sense..I think.[/QUOTE] Or maybe a dude got scared by a mouse, and threw sugar and scrambled eggs, up in the air... Which he caught and acted smug.. Then ran a program (on a random computer) called "The Bathroom" and laughed, because of something in the program.
[QUOTE=mr_fj;27214087]Or maybe a dude got scared by a mouse, and threw sugar and scrambled eggs, up in the air... Which he caught and acted smug.. Then ran a program (on a random computer) called "The Bathroom" and laughed, because of something in the program.[/QUOTE] That too.
Drop something out of nerdyness then proceed to try to catch it ala ninja move, hitting it mid-air and grabbing it eventually. The hitting part may happen more than once. That's the cool one. The opposite one is holding two things and somehow have them end up on opposite ends of the room. But i guess it doesn't count, because people always see it when that happens.
One time I was rollerskating and this kid fell down in front of me, like, 1.5 metres in front of me, and I did a quick sidestep and lifted my other skate and avoided him completely with 1 skate to the side and one passing over.
This happened when I was 8 years old, I was riding my scooter in my driveway, and there's 2 deep gaps crossing each other, my front wheel got caught in one of the gaps, I was stopped immediately and then I catapulted forward, onto my head (I was wearing a helmet) and flipped on to my feet, I ran back inside crying. My head hurt. :smith:
Was so horny so I took a knife and made a hole in my teddy bear and fucked it till it came cum
[QUOTE=Jockedevian;27215423]Was so horny so I took a knife and made a hole in my teddy bear and fucked it till [b]it came cum[/b][/QUOTE] I didn't know teddy bears could ejaculate!
One time I caught air with a sled.
I once saw a squirrel running across the power lines outside my window. I kind of zoned out on it because I was bored, and I envisioned it doing a ninja flip sort of thing onto an adjacent wire. It then proceeded to try to jump to an adjacent wire, but it ended up touching the two at once and it did not end well for him :saddowns:
Did a backflip off of my roof and landed on my feet. Hurt.
I got run over by a sled when I was five or so. Nobody saw it apparently, because not even the asshole teenagers on the sled said anything before they flattened me. When I got back to my parents they had no idea why I was crying or what happened. Suppose that's what I get for not looking up a steep hill on my way back to the top.
[QUOTE=PR3DB0B;27227698]I got run over by a sled when I was five or so. Nobody saw it apparently, because not even the asshole teenagers on the sled said anything before they flattened me. When I got back to my parents they had no idea why I was crying or what happened. Suppose that's what I get for not looking up a steep hill on my way back to the top.[/QUOTE] Reminds me of another story... I was making the arduous climb up the top of the hill after sledding down for about the 20th time, only this time it would be different; I was about to take another step when the sound of what sounded like a young girl screaming. I immediately observe my surroundings only to find this little girl hurdling towards me at speeds of around mach 2. Before I had time to think, my legs propelled me into the air. I was baffled to see the young lady pass directly beneath me. I recover from my belly flop into the snow, and looked around. Nobody seemed to have taken notice. I felt like a God damned superhero for the rest of the day.
I drank vodka with my bear
One time I woke up in the morning and my contacts were foggy. I went into the kitchen, grabbed a cup, and poured some apple juice into it. I poured it at such a force that the liquid went into the cup, created a little wave, lifted all the liquid out of the cup, and went right back in and none spilled. I was like fuck yea.
I poured water, into a glass, in the dark and, without thinking, I just stopped pouring when it was full. It was the sound :D So now, I can do that every time, aslong as I don't think about it. So my subconciousness tells me to stop, because the sound is now approx. the same as all the other times :P
Well let's see -I wrestled a goddamn pack of junkyard dogs, I have a scar on my arm from a bite. -Glass of water nearly fell and i caught it with my foot without spilling a thing. -Floor was wet so I slipped (i was running) did a flip and landed like snake on the tanker in MGS2 -Wet, soapy floor+ceramic tiling=Under table slide.
[QUOTE=war_man333;27095258][img_thumb]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5905/1283137422504.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Haters gonna hate.
me and my friend where sitting on the opposite sides of a largish room, about 25 ft (7.5 meters) apart. He asked for a cigarette and i dutifully pulled one out of my pack and casually tossed it at him. He wasn't really paying much attention and his hand where busy around the waist of his GF. Well, everything went into slow motion for me as the cigarette span through the air and landed in his mouth perfectly placed with the filter resting on his lower lip, he closed his mouth and there it was, as if he had placed it there, this all happened within 1 second from me throwing it and him catching it. He threw off the girl on his lap and ran at me as i ran at him, we ariel high five'd in the middle of the room.
I can be 100% invisible. BUT only when absolutely NOONE is watching.
I took a chill pill
jacked off
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