Cool Shit You've Done or Seen When Nobody Was Around
204 replies, posted
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;27236194]jacked off[/QUOTE]
Yes, I saw.
:smug:
I slipped at the top of my stairs while i was wearing socks, didn't fall, just surfed down the stairs on my socks.
[QUOTE=PvtVain;27213904]In english please?[/QUOTE]
His friend threw a sweet, which is the british term for candy incase you aren't british (your lack of location info doesn't help) and he caught it and felt really smug.
When i was about 6, i walked into the kitchen to hear a loud pop of a champange bottle, and several other pops as the cork bounced around the room, it bounced off the wall and hit me square in the forehead as i stepped into the doorway.
i got a scar across my left eye (like the action heroes have) whilst fighting a snow leopard.
I did a shit today about 30cm long (about a foot for all you barbarians out there) as one whole piece. Felt accomplished all day.
I whistled a few times when no one was around. Probalby not "Cool" but I've always wanted to whistle and I'm the only one in my family who cant.
Not my story, but when I read it I thought it was pretty cool beans. I'll just refer to the guy telling it as me or I.
I was out in recess with my friend, and we took turns running through the swingset without getting hit by those swinging. When it was my friends turn, he started running. Midway through, he got a FULL-FORCE kick to the nuts from a 200 pound 4th grader, sending him flying through the air.
He swiveled into the air, backflipping and landing [I]perfectly[/I] on his feet.
After about 3-4 seconds standing, he fainted and fell to the ground.
After recovering, we all referred to him as the acrobat. He doesn't remember.
This one time when we were playing teeball, I was in the outfield doing jackshit.
At one point I look up, to see the ball coming to a few meters to my right.
I started running, and realising I wasn't going to make it, did a dive for it.
Caught it majestically.
Slipped on ice,did a spin and moonwalked
[QUOTE=Bytecry;27254488]I whistled a few times when no one was around. Probalby not "Cool" but I've always wanted to whistle and I'm the only one in my family who cant.[/QUOTE]
It gets old pretty quick.
I once made toast in my sleep, I woke up standing in my kitchen, with fresh toast in the toaster
Nobody else was there to make it, so I assume I did (plus I often sleep walk)
Once in junior high when playing ultima frisbee (or whatever it was called) in gym class.
One from my team was about to throw the frisbee towards the opposing goal but no-one from our team was near there except for me. So I made a dive for it and felt the world go in slow-motion as I was in the air.
I managed to catch the frisbee and land in the goal and score (catching the frisbee in the goal = score).
Then instead of appraise my team was all like: you just tripped :downs: hurr
I remember once I was running, then I looked backwards because I thought somebody said my name, and when I looked back there were a bunch of chairs stacked up, needless to say I did the craziest fucking army leap thing ever.
Kind of like this.
[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2182/2267526241_96962ab6da.jpg?v=0[/img]
[QUOTE=poopsicle;27325214]I remember once I was running, then I looked backwards because I thought somebody said my name, and when I looked back there were a bunch of chairs stacked up, needless to say I did the craziest fucking army leap thing ever.
Kind of like this.
[img_thumb]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2182/2267526241_96962ab6da.jpg?v=0[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I would like to see this done again :)
I fell off railing on some stairs in my house once and landed on my feet. No one believes me. Though one of my dogs saw it.
Shoot a basket at full court, there was only 2 people, but they were flirting with eachother
:smith:
I was skiing a steep red slope and i stopped halfway down to help this woman who had fallen down. As I pulled her up with my ski pole and she skiied away, someone whizzed behind me and I turned slightly. This caused me to slowly accelerate downhill (backwards). I didn't know what to do so I just stood limp on my skis looking around while I flew down the slope. It flattened out at the bottom and I was able to do a dramatic finish by taking off my skis after I stopped, and tripping over my own ski boots.
Too bad it was early in the day and there were not that many people around. Pretty sure someone saw, but I didn't see anybody look because they were too busy pulling stunts and waiting for their younger sibling to get up after falling.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.