Spray some cologne on your ass if that makes you feel any better
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;31498138]Assholes have a large radius of stench.
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How is this funny. This is the most logical thing posted in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I had an itch on my gooch, and of course did the logical thing and smelt my finger.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;31499174]I had an itch on my gooch, and of course did the logical thing and smelt my finger.[/QUOTE]
Usually whenever my finger smells like my sweet asshole I like to suck on it, that usually gets rid of the smell on the fingers.
You should have somebody do the same thing but with your ass, maybe it will work. Just have one of your friends get in there and suckle on your ass.
[QUOTE=Protection;31499287]Usually whenever my finger smells like my sweet asshole I like to suck on it, that usually gets rid of the smell on the fingers.
You should have somebody do the same thing but with your ass, maybe it will work. Just have one of your friends get in there and suckle on your ass.[/QUOTE]
Okay.
[QUOTE=Protection;31499287]Usually whenever my finger smells like my sweet asshole I like to suck on it, that usually gets rid of the smell on the fingers.
You should have somebody do the same thing but with your ass, maybe it will work. Just have one of your friends get in there and suckle on your ass.[/QUOTE]. Oh God I've never laughed so hard
Shove your hand up there, after a while it should stop any methane from escaping your asshole. Don't use lube either.
I tend to find that if you cut someone's ass off, and mount it on your wall, it stinks less. It's recommended that you put it in an airtight glass container, so it doesn't smell when/if it decomposes.
Take pictures of your ass and post it here, It's been scientifically proven that taking pictures of your ass and showing it online will make it smell better. I've lost my source, but you should have no reason not to believe me.
Purge it with flame
[QUOTE=Simski;31506808]Take pictures of your ass and post it here, It's been scientifically proven that taking pictures of your ass and showing it online will make it smell better. I've lost my source, but you should have no reason not to believe me.[/QUOTE]
Your ass must smell like roses.
Or maybe he has a fetish for male buttocks
I know the perfect cure
Just don't poop
Put soap on a sponge and shove up your ass and twist and turn. You might need to get a new sponge because feces is gonna be stuck everywhere on it.
Maybe there is a special surgical procedure that can bypass your bladder with your lower intestines and make them attach to your mouth -- so you can just shit out your mouth.
This thread gave me a good laugh, thanks.
Also eat a shitload of seeds and things the stomach can't digest properly. Get constipated, you can't shit so your ass doesn't smell like shit anymore :v:
[QUOTE=ionuttzu;31507832]This thread gave me a good laugh, thanks.
Also eat a shitload of seeds and things the stomach can't digest properly. Get constipated, you can't shit so your ass doesn't smell like shit anymore :v:[/QUOTE]
things like seeds that the body can't digest don't make you constipated, you just pass them, undigested. if he wants to get constipated he should eat a ton of protein, and little fibre
that's why i said "little", and not "a lot".
Cut your ass off.
I think I have been blessed with an ass that doesn't smell.
What... I cannot even! :suicide:
I don't think anybody's asshole would smell like roses. Kudos to you for posting it in Fast Threads though *slow clap*
My ass also smells, I like it.
Reminds me of this one times when I was around 6, and my family and I went to some place we were going to be for a few hours. Right when I got there, bowel movement was imminent, so I rushed to the porta potty and blasted out the goods. However, I forgot to wipe Corporal Colon, because I was too concentrated on going back outside, so I pulled up my pants and smeared the poop all over my underwear by accident. The rest of the trip was not enjoyable and everyone remained 5 feet away from me for the rest of the day, while I walked bowlegged.
Stop pooping.
Forever.
use axe man ul get all da ladies
[QUOTE=MutantBadger;31492316]Would you also like a glass of water that isn't wet?
Or perhaps you'd be interested in a sun that doesn't shine?[/QUOTE]
like a can of beer that's sweeter than honey
like a millionaire that has no money
like a rainy day that is not wet
like a gamblin fiend that does not bet
like dracula without his fangs
like the boogie to the boogie without the boogie bang
like collard greens that dont taste good
like a tree that's not made out of wood
like goin up and not comin down
is just like the beat without the sound no sound
to the beat beat, ya do the freak
everybody just rock and dance to the beat
Shave your ass and stick mints up your butt.
My shit does not smell
[QUOTE=Checkers;31865706]My shit does not smell[/QUOTE]
Now i know more then i want to know
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