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29. Don't PM mods dick pics... Ever
30. Avoid posting meme related replies .. ANYWHERE.
31. Find an avatar that you like and stick with it for a while, you will be recognized more easily among the community
32. Don't be a tool and fill in trolly names into the social buttons just to use them all up. You'll look like an idiot
33. Never beg for free shit.
34. ONE thread to advertise your server in the Rust forum. 35. Mods are always right, fuck you.
36. If you either bought or became a gold, never go into the gmf.
37. Get those zings no matter what
38. Idiot cull means "post here."
39. Cook four jars of mayonnaise in the oven for 3 weeks on high.
40. For fuck's sake remember to remove the s in https before you post a video
41. Remember to spout "le epic XD" and rate winner for every meme image, and don't forget to tip your fedora.
[QUOTE=supersocko;43866510]41. Remember to spout "le epic XD" and rate winner for every meme image, and don't forget to tip your fedora.[/QUOTE] 42. If somebody tells you that milk is black in color, just like in this post, don't believe them.
44. You are contributing, [I]no matter what, how and when you post[/I], to the sea of piss. You are essentially pissing in a sea of piss.
45. Don't go against the hivemind
46. Make sure to have an anime avatar to fit in with the rest of the cool kids.
46.1. The closer to pornographic it is the cooler you are.
46.2. Make sure you post in "What turns you on the most V.2 Gurant Approved [NSFW]".
47. Make sure you frequent Fast Threads and post often to get a high post count that you can brag about.
48. Never fill in your dA / Youtube / Soundcloud or whatever [I]if you're ashamed of it[/I]. Don't give them power over you
49. Rack up a ban or two. Vets don't trust people without a ban on record. They're suspicious.
50. enjoy the ride
51. if certain topic makes you mad or angers you (ex: gay topics), simply use adblocker to ignore those threads(but sometimes it will unblock for no reason, so block it again)
52. Don't drink and post.
53. Making an alt to complain about something is stupid idea.
53.1 IF you're even going to make an alt. Get known with Proxy, don't use your old pass and especially not go to the same thread [B]right after you got banned[/B]. It will only make you look more stupid
53.2 If you're gonna make an alt, don't give it an obvious name.
53.3 You're right, Riller v2. And especially don't use it to sockpuppet or rate your own posts.
53.4 Also remember to change avatar to something radically different.
Woah! Have you been waiting for 7 years to make a post like that? Also: 54. When you make a post, there is no turning back.
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