• Inside Jokes Thread
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brb 5 minutes [sp]Any time in Skype a group of friends and me whenever we say brb we say "brb 5 minutes", and usually it results in a smurk or laugh. Its because a new person to our skype call said 'brb 5 minutes' and during those 5 minutes got all his passwords stolen from another of our friends through teamviewer when he was trying to help him with something... stupid kid left teamviewer on while he was going brb[/sp]
Hold on, I gotta piss for 24 hours.
"Junkie Joe, ya Junkies bastard ya" "Shite in a bucket" "I'm the King, I'm over 20 stone weight paddy" "Ya begged him fer' to get the fight called off" "Come out you and fight like a man Simey, fight fuckin' now!"
Future man
Paying the rent
Who's Louis La Roche?
I get as much pussy as Enrique Iglesias, and that's a [i]shitload![/i] [sp]I was writing down an assignment quietly when the kid behind me said "Tom gets no pussy" when I said loudly "I get as much pussy as Enrique Iglesias and that's a shitload!", to the shock of the entire class while the teacher was out, so whenever we are talking about anything remotely sexual that line comes up[/sp] [i]Fuck staples![/i] [sp]My friend was working with a stapler while I was talking to my attractive friend, and I had my hand on his paper, and he was using the stapler "open" with the back flipped out. He was stappling when one went into my hand. Screaming at the top of my lungs I smacked him extremely hard, making him recoil whilst I screamed "Fuck Staples!"[/sp]
"I called in an airstrike on your moms BIG OL' ASS." "........Did the plane crash?"
Cop: "When is your birthday?" Me: "April 20th" Cop: "What year?" Me: "Every year" Cop: "Well played.."
Cap.
gayla
Step-hen
If Blood hawk is gone for 3 days he is mortally wounded.
[url]https://twitter.com/#!/TheComedySaying[/url] This is where I found that cop joke. lol. :dumb:
"If you [insert request here] I'll give you dead in a school."
SPYCRAB PARADE! My old school did this once in honor for me.
You're gonna get dead. [sp]Borderlands Reference[/sp]
"This is almost as bad as Denny's."
"Supersize Me"
butnif
Typing everything backwards
Ralph pls go.
I bet he's playing with his new [b][i]pool noodle[/b][/i] [sp]We used to have an overprotected friend named Jared who played GTA3 with us.He found a dildo in a police shower,he insisted it was pool noodle.Stubborn as a mule. [/sp]
Shutup, daaave. [sp]Me and my friend Dave were playing The Hidden, and every time he talked someone said "shutup, dave" in the weirdest way...[/sp]
MOISES
"Whats in the baaaooooooxxxxxxxx"
"Nngaak" "HOW MANY YEARS!?" "I'll tip your rits off!" "Cody can't give blood." "Them", "those", and "that."
"Marines: The Few, The Proud, The Dolphin." [sp]One night, me and my friend were telling each other our dreams that we had. After he finished with his, I started telling mine. In my dream, my friend jumped off Big Ben into a pool of water, and he immediately said "What am I, a dolphin?", so after some laughing, I said "The Few, The Proud, The Dolphin."[/sp] It eventually spawned [URL="http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/540470_425181064166495_100000238154124_1561787_1140736071_n.jpg"]this[/URL] god-awful monstrosity that I created. "Don't forget your plastic fork." [sp]One night, when that same friend was sleeping over, we were walking through the garage because we have a refrigerator in there that we use to store things we can't fit in the other fridge. So, as we're walking, we suddenly hear a noise and my friend suddenly stands in battle position, ready to fling the plastic fork in his hand.[/sp] "Stubbed my toe tomorrow/yesterday." [sp]My best friend was talking to his girlfriend. She said she had to do something the next day, so when by friend asked "What do you need to do?" she responded with "Tomorrow", which is also an inside joke. A few weeks later, the same friend started laughing for no reason. When I asked what, he wouldn't respond. I asked a lot of times, and he just kept laughing. When he finished, there was a long pause, and he said "Stubbed my toe.", so I added on "Tomorrow.", and it just stuck.[/sp]
"Voi pyhät pyssykät ja puukuulat" "Nyt meni ihan Los Juntturas" "Taidettiin kuulkaa höplätä tää homma" "Ja-ha" "Aikuiset kuulee kun me kiroillaan" "HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖHÖ" "Mennäänkö Rectyyn" "Ote lipsuu" "Sheherazade" "vorest kamp" "Yön Timo" "Käsi mik' taskuun käy" "Ei ollu edes juonu ja paita oli jo pois" "OLET HEIKKO" "Charlie Mercury" "Miks sä oot aina nainen" "Kevään värien unelma" "Voihan vittu, timanttisormukseni tippui jääteeheni" "Slepartie" "Mitä jos X olis jonne?" "Vittu saatana miks nää kaistat on niin leveitä et siit menis varmaan viis autoa ja mun kyrpä" "Mystinen penaalinkatoamistemppu" "joni maksa velat joni has disconnected" "Olinki jo unohtanu kui saatanan ruma oot" "Dawid ja uimahalli" "Et oo varmaa ollu ees ratikassa" "Niiiiiiin hyvää jäksyy" "Ou jeah" "Lipsahti" "Olemme sinun ikkunasi takana" "Seuraa tyttöä kotiin get pussy" Well some of these are pretty old but whatever
"Pha loves Pa"
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