Inside Jokes Thread

[BFG9000]

I'll <transitive verb> a cactus <prepositional phrase>

For example
"hey joe what would you do if I unplugged your cOmputer right now"
"I would <shove> a cactus <in your ass>"

[KingKannon]

[QUOTE=BFG9000;36055856]I'll <transitive verb> a cactus <prepositional phrase>

For example
"hey joe what would you do if I unplugged your cOmputer right now"
"I would <shove> a cactus <in your ass>"[/QUOTE]

sounds like a fun grammar exercise

[Broryt]

Hmmm, IESEM Smell.

Forest nymphs.

"Tem guerdo adsolvendo, tem guerdo bordeado. HMMMM, tem guerdo adsolvendo, tem guerdo bordeado" (Don't even try to translate that, it wouldn't work, slangs everywhere).

Nhégua.

[Slowbro]

"... And that's how I got banned from Sea World."
"... Like a flan in a cupboard."

[sp]Both are randomly inserted at the end of sentences where they make no sense.[/sp]

[Riller]

Encoring.

[zakededodead]

I'm gonna go piss all over the floor.

[Gook Nukem]

[I]im gay[/I]

[supertribute]

How do you get inside a girl's heart.

Though her rips.

[notgeogzm]

Pwee
[sp]Once we were playing TF2 and my friend was typing dumbass shit, so some guy goes "how old are you" and he writes "pwee" as in three[/sp]
Boss Nigger
[sp]We enjoy the theme song to boss nigger. We have a black friend. 2+2, people.[/sp]
Sutin
[sp]We watched nevermind the buzzcocks.[/sp]
Mos d time
[sp]In our english book, there was a page showing how brevity was used in online communications. One text message said "bin in da common room mos d time"[/sp]
Rubber dinghy rapids
[sp]Four lions quote[/sp]
Bro
[sp]Four lions[/sp]
Blow up the internet
[sp]four lions[/sp]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
[sp]loudest orgasm ever[/sp]
Floor spy
[sp]We tend to recreate that video "I AM THE FLOOR SPY I AM LOOKING UP YOUR SKIRT"[/sp]
Kickflip
[sp]Physics teacher asked how it's possible to kickflip on a scooter[/sp]
Niggawatts
[sp]That one animation[/sp]
fuckshitdickniggers
[sp]Phrase of anger we use[/sp]
My favorite chatup line is chloroform
[sp]Self-explanitory joke[/sp]
Tranny uncle gordon
[sp]Last year, I found out my uncle is a transvestite. We had so much fun with that one.[/sp]
Lmayonnaise
Stirioids
[sp]Both of the above two are mispronounciations our polish friend makes[/sp]
Sloods
[sp]What we call the local skatepark[/sp]
Queef
[sp]Ex-girlfriend queefed on my dick as I pulled out, amongst other skank shit[/sp]
Shitdick
[sp]Ex-gf left shit up her ass and offered anal[/sp]
Sweetcorn
[sp]We JOKED (not true) that exgf had sweetcorn up her ass[/sp]
Saxophone Lesbian
[sp]Exgfs mum plays saxophone and in cactus prank call the same thing happens[/sp]
Cum buckets
[sp]GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO[/sp]
Floating teeth
[sp]Racist Joke[/sp]
Sharkteeth
[sp]His ex-gf had teeth which were like, horrible[/sp]
Shoelace stealing
[sp]Scouse stereotype[/sp]
How to finger a girl with your whole body
[sp]Yahoo answers[/sp]
Horse punching
[sp]English teacher used to talk about punching horses a lot[/sp]
Spiderman v batman
[sp]We grew up with different superheroes. For the record, batman carries a child around with him. What a queer.[/sp]
PIGGIES
[sp]Minecraft.[/sp]
Breaking the rules
[sp]Nova[/sp]
Professor/japan/weird
I can tie my shoelaces
Indulge in mass-masturbation
Yeah iPhone!
[sp]All pokemon with animals instead[/sp]
Greg is an Anoos
[sp]TF2. We didn't like this one guy called greg.[/sp]

[editline]9th June 2012[/editline]

I will now attempt to explain every single one of these in spoilers.

[supertribute]

^ wrong.

[Cactusman]

look at me

[SilverDragon619]

Now I'm gonna kill you plenty!
[sp]Vice City Stories reference[/sp]

[video=youtube;Kp4SfhGkcQ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4SfhGkcQ4[/video]

1:40

[tristanguy2]

Some day I want to fight a gorilla...