Who's Gabriel Henrique?
[sp]The joke is that there is this guy, Gabriel Henrique Scholz, in my class. Everyone, that includes teachers, simply call him Scholz, as it's simpler, considering we have 4 Gabriels in class. Thus, many people only know him by Scholz, not many knowing of his true name. One day, we were having practice class and the teacher organized the class like this: The ones who are working stay at the practice classroom, with the teacher helping them. As soon as they end their experiments, they will come back to our normal classroom and call a student to go there. The list goes on alphabetical order, so the Gabriel before him had arrived and called Sholz to go there, but as he was listening to music, he did not hear. Time passed, more students went and came until the teacher suddenly blows through the door and asks, more like yells at, us "Who's Gabriel Henrique?!". Only Scholz himself knew the answer, but as his music was on full blast he did not hear again. So the teacher had to make a mini-investigation only in order to find out it was Scholz. Since then, everyone asks Scholz who's Gabriel Henrique. My friend even made this question to a teacher of ours and she did not know the answer, but when he asked if she knew Scholz, she knew who he was talking about.[/sp]
"Save often."
[sp]we had a teacher who always told us that during class since the school computers always froze up on us[/sp]
"[Friends name] breaks his leg."
[sp]when we started playing Dungeons & Dragons one of the players always tried to backseat DM and doing a lot of shit OOC like looking up enemies stats during fights, resulting in the DM getting pissed and his character broke his leg. This happened on several occasions.[/sp]
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."
I bet you £5 that is someone's fetish
Lemons.
I'M A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP!
"FUCK YOUR TAIL!"
[sp]One day when I was playing Lost Planet and sucking hard at it, I repeatedly shouted that while in a Skype call with a few friends. Most of the enemies in the game can be killed by slashing at their tails for those who don't know.[/sp]
I also sprinkle "420" into my sentences. For instance:
[i]I'm going to mow the lawn 420.[/i]
He got rowdy.
7 grams of weed.
There's an eagle outside my burrow.
"Meise is watching you"
[sp]The OP said without explenation, why the hell did you expect one, asshole?[/sp]
*Raspy smokers voice* For forty years.
*Once again a raspy smokers voice* Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo slowly.
Boring without explanations.
This isn't an inside joke, it's just how I see this thread.
"YES. FUCK ME, FUCK ME NOW"
[sp]That "Fuck a Facepuncher" thread that flopped badly[/sp]
[editline]12th May 2012[/editline]
[I]What fuckery has became of me?[/I]
It's a bit annoying that most of my inside jokes only work in Swedish.
Now THIS is pod-racing.
"oh no Dave has found a mirror"
"you little pony"
"milly and his thumbs"
"I will rape you"
"bless him he is well fat though"
"waterbomb slingshot"
"Dave get ya' balls off me"
"Sharoooooon"
just a few inside jokes to name a few.
'Act natural' [sp]We always say this when we're in public and just about to do something stupid[/sp]
'You got your converses on Dre?' [sp]my friend said he was G because he wears converses and so does Dr. Dre, now we say this to him all the time[/sp]
'You wanna buy chipmunk' [sp]me and my friend were talking about how to make money, and he said we should make a chipmunk restaurant[/sp]
'The Flump' [sp]at a rugby tour my mate was on they told one of the guys to wipe a Flump of his ass and eat it, and the guy actually did it[/sp]
'I'll just pull my glock 9' [sp]me and my mate always say this whenever there's a fight[/sp]
"Are you calling me fat? Is it because i'm black?"
"Giant bong cannon dildo"
Lets watch Star Wars
"You're a good man, *INSERT NAME HERE*. No matter what they might say."
Useless [sp]My first period teacher said this about my sixth period teacher. Whenever our sixth period teacher angers us we say it.[/sp]
llama llama llama
Spaghetti Factory
"They call me horse."
stuff done did
rrerr
"The CIA is behind all this."
"Friendship, again?!"
"I'll create a gui interface using visual basic"
"Bitch please, i'm fabulous"
To name a few.
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