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The jokes don't work on english.
DvD rewinder whistle blower.
I just remembered that my avatar is made of 2 inside jokes from last year's camping trip. God it feels like there were loads of them created over those 4 days, but I've forgotten them all.
The only ones I remember are
"octopuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus"
and
"What a dumblance"
You're a slut billy.
Yelling "I NEED AN ADULT" in public
there's a surprising amount of people who do nothing
Bubbles killed my family.
Mister man.
"Pinky"
[sp]A guy in my year was out on a camping trip with his class and a guy walked in on him sticking his pinky finger up his ass. I'm being serious. No one knows if it's true, but it seems to be so because if you say "Pinky", the guy gets really mad and red.[/sp]
stop it andy
Insulin
[sp]Once this was shouted out at my old school, a group of people would surround a single person and push into them, knocking them about and preventing them from moving. They would all be shouting out insulin while doing this. It was some funny shit, and then someone had some kind of panic attack and it got banned :V[/sp]
"What a story, Marc."
Oh I get it, they're FAGGOTS. You're an ass pirate!
And my favorite: "god dammit, [x] is awful, the world is [y], and Im dying in my purple pants!"
Altos feno.
"OH MAH GOOWD MAN!"
"The KNEEE!"
"and dan was boobies"
"Where's Daniel?" "I think he turned sideways."
[sp]A kid named Daniel once complained during lunch that he couldn't wear skinny jeans because they were too baggy on him. We now constantly joke about him being paper thin.[/sp]
MMMMMMMM.......salty
It's all Hintz's fault.
"Eric, I don't think X is kosher"
and
"MAKE IT BETTER"
EDIT: also "The amount of times you could X would never be enough"
"Is there a cake?"
[sp]At my second cousins 20th birthday party we were all stood out in the garden listening to him and his sister make a speech. My aunty (who was in the kitchen because she loves cleaning up) walked outside without realising everyone was being quiet to listen to the speech and said very loudly "Is there a cake?"[/sp]
The spinner melted
"Sleep-Inn"
Prostitot
Girls arnt real
Sandusky, Ohio.
Grape juice
The Suck Zone.
Don't say shit about Total.
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