How many amps does this result? 5000 ohms, obviously.
"Du Hello, I likeah speakah dah sombebooody who speakah dah chineese?!"
How the turntables
Rick.
"I am a pie eating contest!"
Kickflip that door!
Take dat place...
[QUOTE=bloboo;35958417]Thats cute.
[sp]During a group chat in steam, one of my friends linked a picture and no one bothered to look at it. One guy said "Thats cute" then opened it and started to say stuff like "WHY JESUS OH GOD THERE IS NO GOD". Turns out it was some fucking twisted and disgusting furry porn.[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm now compelled to see said image.
Eddie Murphy Turrets. "I'm a donkey, Shrek!" (click click click)
"Ey"
"What?"
"D'ya laik spaghetti 'oops?"
"Yieh, dey good, 'in't day?"
(Translation: Hey, do you like spaghetti hoops? yes, they're good, aren't they?")
right one, left one, center one, center one, center one, one, wa-
Tim Allen
"I'm counting them!"
ca-ca-ca chemo *bing
sympathy
[sp]During a game of telephone "Quinn masturbates to his sleeping sister" changed to "Quinn sympathetically masturbates to his sister sleeping".[/sp]
And:
who da fuck keeps callin me? i's tryina watch maury
YES GOD
nigga you draw comic strips
he's got a harmonica in his throat
imma punch you in yo fuckin face. an when i'm done, imma punch you in yo fuckin face
got them ass cheeks on my white tee
man i wouldnt buy a bitch a choclate milk
first off, niggas real name is oceat
you aint about it, you aint about the lifestyle, the magnums, none of it
your not insane, your a dyke
i know what your problem is, you need to poop
mike CEAsare
Falmer should Falmer Falmer
Don't drop the soap
Falmer should Falmer Falmer
Also, another one is "Apples"
"Cocks in my ass"
It's a lot deeper than you think.
Welp its been nice talkin to ya buddy, see ya later!
Jasper the scared reindear
[QUOTE=fantafuzz;35951053]Cubic jew
Fah queue[/QUOTE]
Cubic Jew would be a good name for a grindcore band.
"preparing for take-off"
"The bom is dropped" *fjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew noice* "BOOM"
"Bom has exploded and plane has landed"
[sp]My father always makes loud noices when drinking his milk, you can hear the milk falling down his throat[/sp]
man, you don't even do MMA
and
jawohl isn't even spanish
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