"suddenly cancer"
"voi viddu mage :-DDD"
*lots of jokes including digestion of bleach and other household chems"
"You're the Leonardo DiCaprio of photography!"
[sp]My blonde friend said that when I showed her some photos I took :V[/sp]
"Tohtori Saarinen(Doctor Saarinen)!"
Possibly in like 15 minutes.
He's dead Jim.
this thread is pointless if you dont explain the inside jokes
also
CHEEESEBURGERRRR
Hey, let's go into Runescape and pretend to be hookers.
[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]
You can't even count these x, because they slip and slide.
[editline]17th May 2012[/editline]
That's where the money's at.
Sniper, what are you doing? You can't snipe all those fucking heavies!
"LOL ICH WEIß NICHT"
"Percy, The goddess of Love"
Desh!
[sp] Everybody in economics knows it, NOBODY KNOWS THE MEANING [/sp]
"no, my dick is Longus, -a, -um"
You know whose the greatest man in the world?
[sp]David's Dad[/sp]
[QUOTE=nnoah95;35982417]Tim Allen[/QUOTE]
Does "GOD DAMMIT STEVE" count?
This picture
[img]http://benisawesome.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-godzilla-is-telling-you.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;35999611]You know whose the greatest man in the world?
[sp]David's Dad[/sp][/QUOTE]
You have no idea how bad I thought this would say Chuck Norris
[QUOTE=darklord213;36000431]You have no idea how bad I thought this would say Chuck Norris[/QUOTE]
Nope, David's Dad can kick 20 Chuck Norris' Asses.
13
JACKIE CHAN LEE just randomly yelled in public
Whoa shit bro, dont kill me with your amazing kung po chicken powers.
you want to fight me?
In a small voice "swaggyyyyyyyyyy"
Saying everything in a lisp while sounding really pissed.
Walking through a mall and randomly yelling someone's name:
"JEFF'S GOTTA POOP!"
My Dad used to do that in highschool.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;35999652]Does "GOD DAMMIT STEVE" count?[/QUOTE]
FUCKIN' STEVE
slurping noises
"Knitting"
"These blueberries are [I]STILL[/I] fresh!"
[sp]Boston University Tanglewood Institute 2011, 6 week orchestral program: an RA for the dorm I was in, Dave, returned from a blueberry picking trip with several boxes of hand picked blueberries. About 2 weeks later, he comes out of his room eating blueberries and exclaims "These blueberries are STILL fresh!" The phrase came to mean a certain minor success against normally challenging odds.[/sp]
THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR became an inside joke tonight. Here's a preview of what it consists of:
[media][URL]http://soundcloud.com/asylum-voyage/ultimate-warrior[/URL][/media]
I'd explain it, but I really can't. . . .
We have several jokes at the expense of pro wrestlers.
"Well [I]I[/I] didn't hit the rock"
Kyles a pube
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