[QUOTE=Melnek;23860493]you know most 12 year olds actually try to hide their age[/QUOTE]
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WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR AGE THEN??????
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Wow, that was fast.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR AGE THEN??????
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What the fuck?
[img]http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/818/hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg.png[/img]
And a reaction gif of that one gif
[img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3900/1231231412512323.gif[/img]
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[img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3503/postaltryingtounban.png[/img]
[QUOTE=The BoxDog;23861273][url]http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cxj5y/what_is_the_creepiestmost_perverted_thing_you/[/url][/QUOTE]
"I've also fucked a microwaved tomato."
"Turns out having sex in a theater is a felony."
"Had a girl throw up on my dick whilst giving me head, have her period all over my bed and tried to do her in the ass using hand cream as a lube all in the same evening. Also she smelled faintly of cabbage."
[quote=pleaseforgivemesnail] 21 hours ago
I took a snail into the shower to let it slide all over my penis, and then I came on it.
It didn't poke back out for forever and I thought I killed it. :(
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I like that one the best so far. (Look at the username)
Oh. that last one even comes with a picture
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2FyjR.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;23861023] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL]
[URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=37CmQTFJ090[/URL]
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Hahaha thank you, that was hilarious.
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;23861346]"I've also fucked a microwaved tomato."
"Turns out having sex in a theater is a felony."[/QUOTE]
"This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy."
:sax:
I enjoy this the most:
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I put my balls on the counter at McDonald's.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Gengar;23858541][img_thumb]http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/613/1281051623134.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
I love these inception comics :v:
[QUOTE=JoeyOhh;23849858][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:fa3HPm0uvOhqVM:http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8127/alpha5mightymorphinl.jpg&t=1[/IMG]
ai yi yi yi yi yi yi now your reading it in my voice
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Wasn't the name of that robot Alpha?
[img]http://a.imageshack.us/img693/3166/0610101645.th.jpg[/img]
It was at Walmart.
[QUOTE=chlorinesemen]Sex with my girlfriend in the MGM grand pool...with children just a few feet away. She was sitting on my lap on the stairs of the pool. We were surrounded by people. No one noticed. Well, no one said anything at least. My fear is that somewhere on the other end of the pool was a child underwater with goggles, soaking it all in.[/QUOTE]
The usernames are the best part of this thread.
[quote=mystery_flakes]The mysterious "flaky skin" on my back (for several years, stumping multiple dermatologists) was because I would lie down in the bath to masturbate right before I got out, and the jizz would dry on my back.[/quote]
[QUOTE=bostonriot;23861760]Fuckload of unfunny chat shit[/QUOTE]
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Your ugly, fat, unfunny and 11 and I suggest you get out right now before someone really starts flaming you.
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