One time I started playing a game after I had finished typing a paper, and apparently the teacher was monitoring me and then she told me to stop.
post that in the computer illiterate thread
Once, at school, I was typing things in size 1 or something, so it just looked like dots. The teacher was standing behind me, but I was unaware of it. I typed "fuck you" in all caps, but stupid Word resized it to 72. But, the teacher thought I was saying "FUCK YOU" to her, so then I was suspended. Fuck.
[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19120133]There was an "Ask a Teacher" program in our schools computers and one day I was so bored I asked,"Are you watching me?" I got like 30 'yes' answers and a visit to the principals office. Got a friggin' Detention.[/QUOTE]
I still don't understand why the schools get so defensive when you just ask a stupid question. It horrible. "Oh god, he knows we're watching him! DETENTION!" or "Oh, he asked if we were watching him, DETENTION!". I just want to go :objection: the next time i'm caught for something stupid like this and ask why it's against the rules to ask a question or what's to disrespectful about it. Schools are just dumb. :rant:
I would have done it too, if I had known for sure they were watching me.
Although I may have laughed in the principals office.
i dont know if anybody watches me. nex time im at a school comp im gonna open up word and type "STOP MONITORING ME YOU STUPID CUNT!!!!" and then see what happens
"citation! Citation! Citation!"
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19117782]That's a little overboard.
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I like it.
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[QUOTE=Zoook;19120601]I would have done it too, if I had known for sure they were watching me.
Although I may have laughed in the principals office.[/QUOTE]
If i would've laughed, he probably would've touched my boy parts :ohdear:
Knowing this I would go to your school, get on the computer, and do exactly the same thing just for shits and giggles.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;19120645]i dont know if anybody watches me. nex time im at a school comp im gonna open up word and type "STOP MONITORING ME YOU STUPID CUNT!!!!" and then see what happens[/QUOTE]
Take out the "STUPID CUNT" part, and it's alright. Prepare to get a good bitching at though. Funny thing is, about a minute before i wrote that on my screen, i was joking with my buddy: "How much you wanna bet i'm gonna get in trouble for this?" Sure enough, i got in trouble :owned:
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[QUOTE=Spartan8907;19120684]Knowing this I would go to your school, get on the computer, and do exactly the same thing just for shits and giggles.[/QUOTE]
I'll probably do it again later, maybe in a different way. Seeing as how my school has that "ask a teacher" program on the computers, i'd probably do it that way. See if i can get in trouble for "jeapardising school security and privacy" again. God damn i hate humanity.
seriously type 'start' like 5 times and save it as whatever.bat in notepad. then open it. If its on someone elses computer put like 20. Surprises them and doesnt force them to shut down their computers. Also take C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe and paste it into the 'target' area of any program and it will shut down when they click it. Doesnt harm the comp, just shuts it down once :buddy:
Also if posting stuff like this is against the rules, just let me know I'll snip it.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;19120715]seriously type 'start' like 5 times and save it as whatever.bat in notepad. then open it. If its on someone elses computer put like 20. Surprises them and doesnt force them to shut down their computers. Also take C:\Windows\System32\shutdown.exe and paste it into the 'target' area of any program and it will shut down when they click it. Doesnt harm the comp, just shuts it down once :buddy:
Also if posting stuff like this is against the rules, just let me know I'll snip it.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking more along the lines of:
[QUOTE= Command to erase System32]@echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\System32[/QUOTE]
But that would most likely get me expelled :saddowns:
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19120784]I was thinking more along the lines of:
But that would most likely get me expelled :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
But I would SOOOOOO try it.
[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19120799]But I would SOOOOOO try it.[/QUOTE]
I've never actually tried running that command, i'm too scared too :ohdear:
dont get in trouble next time
I would say my computer isn't working, and in the middle of swapping, execute the command.
The guy that sat next to you would get blamed :D
Or do this for win.
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Also do the shutdown one and just let the next person figure it out. You could lie and say you didn't do anything and it was working when you got off.
[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19120853]I would say my computer isn't working, and in the middle of swapping, execute the command.
The guy that sat next to you would get blamed :D[/QUOTE]
That's a :jerkbag: move though.
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Bedtime for me now, 3 AM, will post tomorrow and i might even get in trouble again :monocle:
the day has come gentlemen. we rebel tomorrow! That old hag is going down !!!! :downs:
Did somebody say Internet Bukkake?
I wonder if my teacher could monitor my computer
Genius, I used to use wordpad to type messages when I knew I was being monitored.
You sir, are fucking brilliant.
oh my god lol
[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19131907]Did somebody say Internet Bukkake?[/QUOTE]
Er... Not quite, but sure.
[QUOTE=Hammertime;19131936]I wonder if my teacher could monitor my computer[/QUOTE]
Of course they can.
[QUOTE=angrykid8;19131945]Genius, I used to use wordpad to type messages when I knew I was being monitored.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=WulfTactic09;19131981]You sir, are fucking brilliant.[/QUOTE]
Thanks! :buddy:
[QUOTE=heathendevil;19132049]oh my god lol[/QUOTE]
:haw:
Didn't get in trouble again :frown:
Merry Christmas everyone
I get all kinds of porn spam on my hotmail, if they'd do this at my school lmao.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;19198070]I get all kinds of porn spam on my hormail, if they'd do this at my school lmao.[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
You guys are not going to get visited by Santa!
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