Once in high school when I was sitting in class I decided to prank the rest of the class.
The teacher was not looking, and our computers were linked together.
We were running Linux, so shutting every single computer down at the same time was an easy feat.
Of course I did this during recess and I made sure that every single person in the room was not working on anything before I it.
Long story short, the teacher blamed it on "power failures".
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;19198162]You guys are not going to get visited by Santa![/QUOTE]
I already was visited, and he gave me a ps3 with 8 games. :colbert:
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[QUOTE=Myrrdin;19198222]Once in high school when I was sitting in class I decided to prank the rest of the class.
The teacher was not looking, and our computers were linked together.
We were running Linux, so shutting every single computer down at the same time was an easy feat.
Of course I did this during recess and I made sure that every single person in the room was not working on anything before I it.
Long story short, the teacher blamed it on "power failures".[/QUOTE]
Should've done it when people were working on it :keke:
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19198310]I already was visited, and he gave me a ps3 with 8 games. :colbert:
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Should've done it when people were working on it :keke:[/QUOTE]
I'm not THAT evil, but nice suggestion. :q:
I like to spam Drawn messages using msn, when we work on comps at school, because out old comps tend to crash when i do that :D
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They crash on the receiving end :D
[QUOTE=mobrockers;19198625]I like to spam Drawn messages using msn, when we work on comps at school, because out old comps tend to crash when i do that :D
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They crash on the receiving end :D[/QUOTE]
Nice one!
[B]"Fucking Windows 98!"[/B] :q:
wow what is your problem boy
[QUOTE=fakedout;19198647]wow what is your problem boy[/QUOTE]
Who?
MERRY CHISTMAs!
Someone give me a program to run to shut down all the computers running, I want to try it.
Harmless please, i may not know coding well, But I know what explorer.exe is :P
[QUOTE=billyman;19199868]Someone give me a program to run to shut down all the computers running, I want to try it.
Harmless please, i may not know coding well, But I know what explorer.exe is :P[/QUOTE]
[url]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=remote+computer+shutdown+software[/url]
At my school, I think they have the option to monitor you if you look like you're doing something suspicious. My friends and I used to play halo, or trackmania or warcraft 3 during computer classes. Whenever a teacher saw us he or she would just tell us to get back to work. My computer teachers are always slack.
Do this. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=867255[/url]
If my school was that overtly watchful, I'd do this, and when they suspend me for either A. Doing it, or B. Refusing to admit I did it or some bullshit like that, they'd have a nice lawsuit to deal with. Invasion of privacy without reasonable cause? I do believe that's a rights violation.
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19120820]I've never actually tried running that command, i'm too scared too :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
It will probably be like
[img]http://www.reallearnings.com/images/access_denied.jpg[/img]
That folder is filled with actively used files, can't delete files that are in use. Damn windows. :bang:
You're 12, I'm too old for facepunch.
[QUOTE=Spartan8907;19120855]Or do this for win.
[URL]http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4431/georgebushholdingbreathpk1.jpg[/URL]
Also do the shutdown one and just let the next person figure it out. You could lie and say you didn't do anything and it was working when you got off.[/QUOTE]
Woah epic.
Once, Me and a friend were in the computer lab and we were doing homework and i was able to convince him to use firefox instead of Internet explorer.
So I find him the Portable version of it, and starts downloading it. The moniter comes over, views what he was downloading, and quickly writes a suspension from using computers.
He asks why, and she says that he downloaded an [i]executable[/i], and walks away. He was later sent down to the authorities office for further investigation.
Nothing about why he downloaded it, or no questions. (Yes they are retarded.)
Fucking retarded indeed.
The librarian at my school would probably give me a high five or something for doing that.
People just need to calm the fuck down.
My principal yelled at me again yesterday, except it was because i couldn't make it to school, because i didn't have a ride. Well, the thing is, it was like -21 F all day and cars don't want to start when it's that cold.
:niggly: That is hilarious similar things have happened to me.
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[QUOTE=Pr0vologne;19117052]This guy knows how to get through life! :350:
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=56299&dateline=1246945577[/img]:respek:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=248089&dateline=1257072186[/img][/QUOTE]
Your avatar. :aaaaa:
This was posted in GD weeks ago and it weren't by you.
OH SHI-
A teacher told me that the IT manager was watching what we were doing, and just as she left the room i wrote 'I DONT GIVE A SHIT' in huge letters and turned the screen to face her. She carried on walking and i thought she didn't see it, but as the door closed she shouted: I SAW THAT MR. ROBERTS and carried on walking.
Next time i try to log on it says i need to contact my network admin to unlock my account :byodood:
I read the first post.....
dumbass teachers :suicide:
Our librarian is the school joke.
What some people do is get a picture of a scary thing (traditionally some sort of zombie dummy from some film or another), open it, then go on 'www.notwork.com' or something like that. When he closes that it reveals the scary thing.
Once people just copied 'Alan.txt' over and over and over again into the common folder, along with that video of some rodent saying "Alan! Alan! Alan!" off some CBBC comedy. Everyone was playing that video, and writing things in the text files (I wrote lyrics, and managed to fit an album over a couple of hundred). Eventually, he went over to someone and said "D, the computer says you own this." Damien was confused, as was most people. The librarian just said it again, then told him to come outside. As they were leaving, I said "Remember, D, he said you own it, so if he deletes it that's theft!"
Another time people were messing about (I think it was the week before what I was just talking about) and he went over an announced to whoever was doing whatever it was that "I could just delete all your work if I wanted." I said "But that would be spiteful sir." He then yelled "I LIKE BEING SPITEFUL!"
Another time someone was holding the door shut as everyone was leaving for the end of lunch. The librarian was the only one who couldn't get through. When the person holding the door let go to leave, the librarian just shouted "YOU ARE STUPID!" "GET OUT!"
Also people like to play the Pokémon theme tune loudly whenever he's around.
For some reason the IT guys every now and then storm into our classroom. I guess leeching the entire campus bandwidth for torrenting isn't allowed. And looking into student files is not either..Neither is taking a copy of last years test. So weird.
I made a script that killed explorer and changed the background to a screenshot of BSOD.
Scares the shit out of people when they are actually doing work.
A brand new year. Brand new chaos.
Our school pretty much consists of two types of people.
1: People who fuck around.
2: People who are teachers pets.
In my engineering class, everyone fucks around. We made a few hundred batch files that do everything from shutdown the computer to open 14 million internet explorer pages to shock sites. Our latest batch of mischeif was when the teacher left the room to talk to someone or something, we all started playing halo and a person joined the game, the persons name was the name of our IT guy and he said that he will have everyone banned. Naturally we all pissed ourselves laughing and kept playing. He left and 3 minutes later walked through the door and went ballistics. The whole class was banned for a month :saddowns:
Oh well, atleast we got out of writing an inclass digital essay. :)
i did something like that once but in revenge, the I.T monkey delted my shcool copy of cortex command along with about 5 warhammer mods i was making for it. so i simply got her picture from the schools network ,added termiator wounds (like the red eye showing thro and metal bits pokeing out) put it on screen for her to see but only after sending 300 copies to every printer in the school with the message, thoses mods took a long time bub.
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