I got called the michein man by a ned.
I said 'Well in 20 years I'll have my nice house, and stacks of cash, and you'll be washing my car.'
I have made fun of someone for being fat but the bitch deserved it for being a nasty cow.
A kid who when in year 8 needed a uniform for year 11 dribbled on the bus. "yeah you big dribbling baby" i said
He spat in my face. I nearly threw up, his spit was brown.
Yeah, a friend of mine, then I felt bad for him and apologized. :bang:
Yes, I have insulted myself.
Yes he's a big fat dumb wanker. His name be Liam.
"oh dear i dont want to see his six pack... of rolls"
"He's got rolls on his rolls."
I've heard that, but not said it.
Once a fat little fuck came up to me and insulted me to look like a bad ass in front of his friends, so I threw every fat insult I could at him. The little fucker had it coming.
"His muscles are there, but covered pretty well."
I love when kids come up to me and start harassing me for my size, it makes beating the living fuck out them feel that much better.
[QUOTE=Boobookittyfuck;18147831]I love when kids come up to me and start harassing me for my size, it makes beating the living fuck out them feel that much better.[/QUOTE]
of cours....e not
"I'm not fat... I'm just wearing my armor, that's all."
My friend that looks like a bowling ball always uses that line
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;18140076]I htink I know who your talking about. You go to a school in La Grange, Ill?
[/QUOTE]
Some crappy College, Norway.
Yep, told him: Little bowling ball.
Yes, our nickname for him is malteezer, he is brown and round. Thats probably mean though :dance:
suits him :v:
I would be lying if I said I didn't.
But I didn't insult the kid because he was fat, I just insulted him because he was acting stupid.
I don't insult fat people, I just see somebody with a really overweight kid that's young, and shake my head when I see them buying tons of food for them.
Get this shirt:
[img]http://images2.cafepress.com/product/125165742v5_350x350_Front_Color-Navy.jpg[/img]
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Well, I sometimes say "BOOMER" when a fat kid walks past. I don't say it directly to them, I just mutter it under my breath.
Fat kids don't have souls. They're usually just creme or jelly-filled.
once..... :sigh:
[QUOTE=haloguy234;18136227]This. Most fat people are fully aware of their obesity. I'm fat myself. And I never get "you're fat" comments tossed at me. It's pretty obvious I'm heavy. And besides, a lot of fat kids can really whoop your ass. They have years of rage built up in them.[/QUOTE]
you're fat
Many a time, a lot of fat kids I have met are fucking assholes
then again I'm a dick
Yeah, I have, but it wasn't because he was fat, but because he's an asshole.
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