"Man, my PS3 broke!"
"Did you sit on it?"
"No, I put a broken disc in it"
"Did you think the disc was a shiny donut?"
"Fuck you."
We're good friends now :D
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;18140969]I'am big myself, but because I'am naturally nice, no one has a reason to pick on me. I have friends who just mess around, my best friend says I'am fluffy, or something else from other friends, I just reply with nudging them and saying "Fuck you" while laughing.[/QUOTE]so which one does that make me?
Oh God! Why would you bump this shit? Just let it die.
Once, because he was a complete douche. Then he shit all over himself and said "Want to fight?!" And I responded with "Yeah, come on over here." Then I walked a little bit away, in which he said "What, scared of me?" and I said "No, bring it." and kept doing that repeatedly till he got pissed, and yelled "What, don't want to fight little man?!" in which I responded with "No, I just thought you could do with some exercise." and he cried.
Stop FartingDog with the fat kids
Not because they're fat, but yes, I've insulted a fat person.
[QUOTE=FartingDog;18135883]I have once, I called one a piece of dog shit because he was as big as a piece of dog shit.
Have you ever insulted one and what was the insult?[/QUOTE]
You do know how big normal pieces of dog shit are, right?
Not because one was fat. This kid, about eleven or twelve, looked like Michale Moore if he was two foot shorter and had a baby-face, was following me and a friend around, calling him a "slave nigger." Yes, my friend is black. I asked; "You're a racist little cunt, aren't you?"
The he asked me what cunt meant.
So I told him to ask his mum if he could see hers, and we walked away as that little confused face turned around and left.
Rotund little bastard.
Yes.
Does Gabe counts to?
If somebody calls me fat I just go: "Really? I never noticed. Thanks for enlightening me." or some variation of that.
I don't get called fat often or insulted, despite my rotund figure.
I remember in 2005, a friend of mine went up to where the resident fat kid was sitting at school and started rolling in a circle around him, yelling "I've been sucked into his gravitational pull!"
I have before, 2 of my friends, i call them stuff like chubby and fatty and they barely care. If i told them meaner things they will probably care.
Only if it's a chick.
:smug:
Yes but only because he was a dickhead.
Plenty of times.
Why are these threads back?
Why have they not been banned?
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