If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[Reagy]

Stare at it.

[DrBones]

:pervert:

[Van.]

Shoot rockets at it.

[kloaz]

Not really see it.

[Jiggmin]

Mess up it's hair.

[STREWTH_99]

Get shitfaced with it

[reecematee]

chuck it in the bin

[gsp1995]

Eat shit and die.

[>VLN<]

Put it in an Aperture Science Emergency Incinerator.

[kloaz]

Run.

[>VLN<]

Rape, no wait that's wrong, have sex with, only if it has real tits.

[STREWTH_99]

run

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Sex
Lots of it

[kloaz]

Look at what they're watching.

[PokeGirl98]

run away

[B1N4RY!]

Stare it down

[PokeGirl98]

Stare back

[Benzinxrm]

Shoot it, Stuff it, mount it(not in a sexual way).

[STREWTH_99]

get his autograph

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

I would be on Top Gear.

ow, shurikens.

For yours, I would freak out then touch the ears. Then I would run away.

[Blargtastic]

Remove fingers from pressing down on eye lids, then hand telescope and direct to nearest women's residence.

[yellowoboe]

Don't know.

[GeneralGunnut]

Give him chocolate because I can

[STREWTH_99]

run

[Herr Sven]

Go fishing.

[perka123]

Beat him to death.

[Reagy]

Lock it.
In a box.

[kloaz]

Pet her.

[Darth_GW7]

Break that hoe's heart.

[why]

Can't tell what it is