If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[Shustriyvich]

I'd fuck it in the ass

[Minilandstan]

Take over the world

[Ban Evasion Alt]

Choose charmander.

[Gmans Granny]

Squeeze the nose

[yellowoboe]

Leave it on the street and walk away.

[Miasmic]

Borrow his dishy armour.

[Wyrmdraken]

Surrender

[Minilandstan]

Take the long way

[Blargtastic]

Ask him where the bottom row of his teeth went.

[GunskiMod]

...Hehehe.

[ACupXOfXNoodles]

Rip it's pelvic area off

[Hail Satan]

Ask for an interview

[AndrewP2008]

Poke her nose.

[materialsafety]

Fucking ride it
In a non-sexual way

[emPiRe14]

Hug them.

[Zielak]

sniff his flower

[AndrewP2008]

kill him

[SuperDAIU]

Sell it.

[Blargtastic]

Tell it to not be sad any longer.

[RaptorRed]

Try to figure out what it is.

[Zalvador]

Run like hell

[kloaz]

:ohdear:

[Zielak]

asked her to give me a head job.

[Zalvador]

Give him some steroids c:

[kloaz]

Try not to get raped.

[texanderson]

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[Jiggmin]

Go to war with it.

[Biotoxsin]

Curb-stomp it.

[Carbon Knight]

I would stuff it into a ball, throw it into a computer, and never speak of it again.

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

I would totally find him an axe and a gang of dinosaurs to kill.