If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Scream

[Archy]

fuck its brains out
[sp]like a boss[/sp]

[STREWTH_99]

Be spaghettified and then sucked into the infinite maw of the event horizon

[Empty Donut Box]

Touch their ears

[B1N4RY!]

Walk away

[Andreewww]

I'd do it

[Kyle v2]

Offer him a beer.

[Archy]

cry deeply

[Missing User]

Kick it.

[Blargtastic]

Smell flowers, then shove flowers in guy's mouth.

[Herr Sven]

See if I could ride it.

[Shader]

Try to learn to be efficient and polite

[Reagy]

Point it to the door.

[Velkan]

Run in fear, pissing myself.

[QueenElizebeth]

I'd obviously be trippin'

[Andreewww]

Shake hands and drink beer

[Merv]

Wonder what it is.

[Aw_Hell]

[b] MECHA SHIVA [/b] /caps

[Xephio]

Ride on it on the rainbow
or
Capture it, cook it and then sell it to the Chinese.

[PiddlezMcFuzz]

I would ask him what's wrong

[Reagy]

Poke those eyes.

[Knutmora]

I would run away and hide. :ohdear:

Also, mine IS REAL!

[gsp1995]

Make him swallow a melon.

[salty peanut]

Carve it out and make a Wheat-o-lantern

[kybalt]

become a pokemon master

[STREWTH_99]

run

[kloaz]

Wonder what gender it is.

[Gamerkiwi]

You know what I would do... :smug:

[Fusilero1]

Ask what he has in that bottle

[pr00ch]

Steal her glasses.