If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[kloaz]

Run.

[Archy]

Go to space

[Ban Evasion Alt]

Put it in an oven, since it looks like clay on one of those spinning things.

[yellowoboe]

Nothing.

[pl0xinat0r]

pull on its cape.

[Zedo Mann]

Pet it.

[Missing User]

Point with it.

[Blargtastic]

Push.

[yellowoboe]

Nothing.

[PGunnii]

run

[Minilandstan]

Shoot it

[STREWTH_99]

stare

[Missing User]

Ask its gender.

[DaAngryWeasel]

Make it my loving pet leprechaun.

[Archy]

disection

[Missing User]

... what is that?

[yellowoboe]

Nothing.

[Archy]

take pics

[STREWTH_99]

[QUOTE=Dony123;20845736]Ask its gender.[/QUOTE]

For the 1000th time it's a girl :argh:

also i'd run

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=STREWTH_99;20845895]For the 1000th time it's a girl :argh:

also i'd run[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, had no idea I asked that many times. XD

I would apologize for the gender confusion.

[DaAngryWeasel]

[QUOTE=Dony123;20845931]I would apologize for the gender confusion.[/QUOTE]

I smell a transvestite!

[Missing User]

[QUOTE=DaAngryWeasel;20845963]I smell a transvestite![/QUOTE]

I suppose I ordered my wording incorrectly.

[Dragon]

nothing much, it's a stick figure

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skoosh it

[Blargtastic]

Equip flamethrower, see username, then holster and walk away while grumbling.

[STREWTH_99]

splat it with a flyswatter

[Dukov Traboski]

blink back

[B1N4RY!]

Call the cops

[Missing User]

Make fun of its glasses fetish.
EDIT
NINJA.

[Johan123]

MaKE videos with it

[Fusilero1]

Tell him to shut up