If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[EFG]

Make sure that she doesn't say "Hey, listen!" every 2 seconds, if you doesn't, keep her as a pet.

[executed rat]

Oral doll fisting

[EFG]

rate your avatar 2

[spengbob]

Play some epic gorillaz tunes and do some jamming.

[Johan123]

Do the monkey dance

[ashxu]

tell him to shut up

[executed rat]

Oral doll fisting

[Johan123]

Burn tha flag

[Mr. Someguy]

Get yelled at.

[GeneralGunnut]

ask for a number

[EFG]

put my hands behind my head and drop down my knees

[kloaz]

Go :3:

[salty peanut]

Warn her of the 2 dimensional heart that's about to hit her in the face

WATCH OUT

[EFG]

beat you on the head with a cricket bat sevaral times, then throw a ultra ball I grabbed out of my ass at you

[B1N4RY!]

I think i'll get Gorden Freeman

[kloaz]

Say hi.

[Gay4Grandad]

:q:

[Missing User]

Play horsey with it.

[EFG]

take pictures of him

[Missing User]

Take pictures of her.

[Shader]

Oh yeah have some "fun" :q:
OHH CRAP you stealed my girl

[Nifae]

I don't know. Poke it.

[Missing User]

Seems like a triple NINJA has occured

[salty peanut]

Spam a load of antlion guards to make it fight

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[Nifae]

That's a pretty big thing. I'd probably run away or give it a hug.

[Shader]

Woot 2 girls 4 me who's next :}

[Gay4Grandad]

explosion

[Nifae]

I'd totally be that raptor's best friend!

[kloaz]

Get shot and die.

[bodenlan2]

stab her face