If the above avatar came to life, what would you do with it?

[Dbuhos]

Watch TV.

[Fusilero1]

Burn it with fire

[slinkman]

RAPE IT

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[STREWTH_99]

run

[kloaz]

Pet her.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Rape

[Gay4Grandad]

Sexytime

if she were single :frown::fh:

Fucking ninja

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Be the ninja I am.

[Gay4Grandad]

shit in my hand

[kloaz]

Attempt to befriend it.

[Merv]

Wonder why it's just a head

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Have it not be on my side.

[STREWTH_99]

point and laugh

[Zedo Mann]

C-catwoman?

[salty peanut]

Push the self destruct button

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Go, ultra ball!

Also, we must be related peanut.

[salty peanut]

Depends on how much salt you contain

[kloaz]

Get lacerated.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Rape.

[STREWTH_99]

point and laugh

[cerious]

be best friends with it forever

jk kill it with fire

[The Big Bomb]

Slap it.

[GuyNumbers]

Warn him about Facepunch's hatred of [i]Twilight[/i].

[The Big Bomb]

Kill it w/ fire.

[clockroach]

laugh at it

[kloaz]

Turn it off.

[flarrm]

Have sex with it, maybe?

[The Big Bomb]

Have sex with it, maybe?

[Maragol]

Slaughter it with a paperclip, a pencil and a motordriven rake.

[hakkoru]

give it a sandvich